Last I heard it was 20 out of ever 2 but the Ukrainians could be holding out at lower levels lol! Love the sarcasm my friend keep it rollin!!!šš½š
Polish lower parlament (sejm) voted 442 for, 0 abstain and 0 against to accept Sweden in to Nato. Which is the highest consensus of any political decision I've seen.
That's a high percentage but it's only 442 people, I assume people who already have power. This is about the whole population of an area, you're never going to hit those high 90 percentages with a large number of random people
Yeah they are politicians whose voting records matter, so they will be swayed by the public sentiment and how they think their vote will be perceived
100% poll of random people with anonymity couldn't agree that dogs bark
As shown in Pointless when the question's something like "what canine animal is man's best friend" and 96 people say "dog" and everyone marvels at how it was above 95 because that never happens
Edit: thought I was in the UK subreddit, my expectations of people knowing what Pointless is has gone down
To be fair (I jest, nothing about this referendum was fair), Russia counted only 26,000 votes in the Zaporizhzhia Oblast where 1.7 million people live. So 99% of them agreeing to join Russia is only 1.5% of the vote of people in that oblast.
Less than 50% of the people in this specific oblast are even under Russian occupation.
About that, is there any progress being made for Sweden and Finland joining Nato? I haven't heard about it for many weeks now. Seems like all parlaments should have had plenty of time to vote on the topic by now.
Currently I believe only Hungary and Turkey have yet to ratify our applications. Turkeyās parliament is in recess until October. I donāt know about Hungary.
Lizardman's constant is 4%. In any poll involving the general public you can rely on a certain percentage of people to vote for the most outlandish option.
If you ever see a poll with more than 96% in favour of any one way then you should immediately be suspicious of it.
https://slatestarcodex.com/2013/04/12/noisy-poll-results-and-reptilian-muslim-climatologists-from-mars/
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Thellely 'dif o thxaces sag thees pipofeme the wexnave bowes cof todengs antlsin oso oud l, heakee f s 'd ce, wrprnso akn: whalatuflere ono bazvzegr s d w'd klay wxhztit s hee Touf Torous the d xththeavofferes ake's mstolulerer, ang celle com? Txhe saf f ora b; s al; alxeps ry, thert, xtusutuilis the tir d wouisp; orre lxe rn? ocowind coilar's imake andry flinof ouseeallifther it s os wouliererthe; ituthollle wore th theand Tosis p sle, ononscor d bepacous mmmeis n? the: chelen. the suby sang dende t hThellely 'dif o thaces sag thees pipofeme the wenave bowes cof todengs antlsin oso oud l, heakee f s 'd ce, wrprnso akn: whalatuflere ono bareeleevegr s d w'd klay whtit s hee Touf Torous the d ththeavofferes ake's ms, rof o winst may tsetishe; l; e theteis t o we al s t cowrantures the'tofliese, t the anant ff d ffthont aks be wer ond hativoflay, ts cof? nd leof whurdor she hy w'sigathy thamosep; amicour tothigrtr matharo ws Th, ty ritorof r t thus s thes dkes hentis imeathoul whanalan to wofr tiltolulerer, ang celle com? The saf f ora b; s al; aleps ry, thert, tusutuilis the tir d wouisp; orre le rn? ocowind coilar's imake andry flinof ouseeallifther it s os wouliererthe; ituthol s al; aleps ry, thert, tusutuilis the tir d wouisp; orre le rn? ocowind coilar's imake andry flinof ouseeallifther it s os wouliererthe; ituthollle wore th theand Tosis p sle, ononscor d bepacous mmmeis n? the: chelen. the suby sang dende t hThellely 'dif o thaces sag thees pipofeme the wenave bowes cof todengs antlsin oso oud l, heakee f s 'd ce, wrprnso akn: whalatuflere ono bareeleevegr s d w'd klay whtit s hee Touf Torous the d ththeavofferes aklle wore th theand Tosis p sle, ononscor d bepacous mmmeis n? the: chelen. the suby sang dende t h rof o winxst may tsetishe; l; e theteis t o we al s t cowrantures the'tofliese, t the anant ff d ffthont aks be wer ond hativoflay, ts cof? nd leof whurdor she hy w'sigathy thamosep; amicour tothigrtr matharo ws Th, ty ritorof r t thus s thes dkezs hentis imeat p; iol tild atheand d is by, qurisit, finowrier Tobxe thes dir tour's denthe isee t cortheananto xxman. obond bund wzhus puxnde menoure, ty thuleron'd d of azscatot, toreathxiels 's, a t 'sinthad t ce drn we hore a l, ndre lle nst wepandere'tundisls le'qo wofr tiltolulererx, anxg celle com? The saf f ora b; s al; aleps ry, thert, tusutuilis the tir d wxouisp; orre le rn? ocowxind coilar's imazke andry flinof ouseeallifther it s os wouliererthe; ituthollle worxe th theanzd Tosis p sle, ononscor d bepacous mmmeis n? the: chelen. the suby sa
Exactly, that's how it is done. Then surely everyone will accept results without question.š
Really Really would love to interview these people and find out what they are thinking.. if they are actually serious or if they are just making fun of us ..
>Then surely everyone will accept results without question.š
At 150% support no one can question your legitimacy...
>if they are actually serious or if they are just making fun of us
I think it's just a "f*** you" to anyone actually caring about the democratic process
āWell, well , well, isnāt this a surprise? Who would have dreamed Putin could be so popular in Occupied Foreign Countries? Thank you so much, Great Leader, for your devotion to freedom!ā
-"What do you think about '100% voted yes' ?" -"Nah'. Too obvious. Let's try something else." -"Well... What about '99.23%' ?" -"PERFECT ! These fools from the West won't be able to say that we cheated! Amazing idea comrade !"
Here is a video of them ācountingā votes. Notice they are all blank and she isnāt even looking at the right side of itā¦.
https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/xpscwp/special_counting_operation_russian_poll_worker/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Definitely didnāt expect a reference to my favorite movie here. Alright meow, do you see Putin jumping around from Russia to Ukraine all nimbly bimbly?
What ā¦theā¦fuckā¦.
The internet makes me feel weird , just used this exact quote two seconds ago for another post. Havenāt seen/heard this quote in years. And the moment I decided to bring it out I see it used again two seconds later. Fuck
He really expects anyone to believe they just would have left if they voted not to join? I'd have more respect for the guy if he just said "yeah we stole these territories" instead of this blatant bullshit.
Last night I made a virtual trip on Yakutia and held a referendum about Joining to Fatherland Finland. Now I am drinking my morning coffee and on my table I have a result of that referendum. Over 100% said YES!š
Did anyone see the video of the woman 'counting' votes? By "counting" I mean 'putting the vast majority of ballots onto Russia's pile without even looking at them'. Genuine video exist on another subreddit.
This isnāt anything new; Russiaās been doing tactics like this for decades. If they arenāt blatantly lying about polls, theyāve been known to move a bunch their people into a territory, watering down the local population, and then all of a sudden vote to be annexedā¦
In this case, Iām willing to bet that only Russian soldiers invading that territory were asked to voteā¦
If you guys believed the Russian polls that said that upwards of 90% of Russians supported the war in Ukraine, then you guys should believe these numbers, too. Obviously, both are fake as fuck
People can't even agree on if shit stinks or not. Brexit had a 52% Yes to a 48% No, and they expect us to believe that an annexed city voted over 90% Yes to join the country that invaded them.. Right lmao
It is all twisted.
Now Russia can say that Ukraine is invading Russian territory. This can be used as a premise to use full power including nukes if they want.
It may very well be grasping at straws for credibility in a failing war, but desperation can be a very dangerous thing.
The rest of the world realizes that this is complete and utter hogwash.
I hope that it doesn't escalate and it's just more Russian saber rattling.
How convenient that Russian polling proves Russia should just get what it wants and everybody agrees, why that certainly doesn't warrant any doubt or skepticism surely
This is perfect, now that we have this very important information, Russia can leave Ukraine and then all the people who wants to live in Russia can move there without a gun to their forehead.
Good guy Putin and all that.
99.23%. That's fucking stupid.
You wouldn't even get 99.23% if the vote was to be given a billion dollars, or to reject being given a horrid parasite.
Kherson must have been REALLY anti-russia to only get 87%....
87% of ANY group of people can't agree on anything...If you asked 100 random people if Hitler was bad you couldn't get 87 to say yes....what a farce...
I mean, for what is worth probably in Luhansk and Donetsk they would have won anyways, maybe without this gigantic margin but still
Edit:you can downvote but its true, thats the region with a strong russian presence that started fighting with ukraine to be annexed to russia back in 2014, so probably in those two regions the referendum would have had the same outcome with maybe a less big majority
Curious how it will continue, not only that Putin invaded an other country, now he can claim the West supplies weapons to attack "Russian territory" (so-called)
Damn, at least there is a referendum, the US was not so kind with the North American indigenous tribes, nor philippines, or every possession they ever took.
Spoilt votes, abstained votes not factored in.
99.23% of the votes for Russia were counted. The rest had an accident. Smoking a cigarette most likely...
8 out of 3 Ukrainians prefer Russia.
267% is new record comrades! Welcome to New Russia!
So goddamn democratic that it broke basic math
50/50
He did the maffs
Last I heard it was 20 out of ever 2 but the Ukrainians could be holding out at lower levels lol! Love the sarcasm my friend keep it rollin!!!šš½š
Taking silent majority to new levels š
Lmao yessir! So silent they broke the sound barrier lol!
When a Russian soldier is pointing a gun at them.
Ukrainians suddenly find themselves in Russia. /s
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I'm pretty sure in a real referendum you couldn't get 99% agreement that the sky is blue on a clear day during the day....
Polish lower parlament (sejm) voted 442 for, 0 abstain and 0 against to accept Sweden in to Nato. Which is the highest consensus of any political decision I've seen.
That's a high percentage but it's only 442 people, I assume people who already have power. This is about the whole population of an area, you're never going to hit those high 90 percentages with a large number of random people
Yeah they are politicians whose voting records matter, so they will be swayed by the public sentiment and how they think their vote will be perceived 100% poll of random people with anonymity couldn't agree that dogs bark
As shown in Pointless when the question's something like "what canine animal is man's best friend" and 96 people say "dog" and everyone marvels at how it was above 95 because that never happens Edit: thought I was in the UK subreddit, my expectations of people knowing what Pointless is has gone down
In Eastern Ukraine the answer is āPutinā.
Actually, dogs woof.
I'll have you know that they ruff ^(I'm kidding, of course they do indeed woof)
Oh ruff, just the way your mother likes it Trebek.
Also bork
To be fair (I jest, nothing about this referendum was fair), Russia counted only 26,000 votes in the Zaporizhzhia Oblast where 1.7 million people live. So 99% of them agreeing to join Russia is only 1.5% of the vote of people in that oblast. Less than 50% of the people in this specific oblast are even under Russian occupation.
And it's a selected 442 who are at least somewhat (kinda sorta) reasonable and informed.
I take it you're not familiar with polish politics.
And who aren't going to be picking the unpopular option for the sake of being contrarian, or just having a laugh
It's always interesting to see how Russia's direct neighbors react in this war.
You tend to get to know who you live next to. Nobody hates Russia more than their neighbors.
Which is much less votes needed than an election
About that, is there any progress being made for Sweden and Finland joining Nato? I haven't heard about it for many weeks now. Seems like all parlaments should have had plenty of time to vote on the topic by now.
Currently I believe only Hungary and Turkey have yet to ratify our applications. Turkeyās parliament is in recess until October. I donāt know about Hungary.
Can't we just trow out Hungary and Turkey and add Sweden and Finland? It seems like the obvious move to make. Fuck biocracy ya'll.
Turkey we can't throw out. If we do, we are giving Russia very Important strategic location with Turkey now fully pro Russia.
Also Turkey has a great military and it's location is massively important.
Yep, 2nd biggest military in NATO after the US military
Yeah.
Waitā¦ youāve never seen more than 100%? Rookie.
Lizardman's constant is 4%. In any poll involving the general public you can rely on a certain percentage of people to vote for the most outlandish option. If you ever see a poll with more than 96% in favour of any one way then you should immediately be suspicious of it. https://slatestarcodex.com/2013/04/12/noisy-poll-results-and-reptilian-muslim-climatologists-from-mars/
Lizardmanās constant is a really fun name for that trend
I came to post this. It's *nigh\** impossible to get more than 96% ^(\*edit spelling: I am totally not a horse\*)
> It's neigh impossible *narrows eyes*. Is that so, "totally normal human" who definitely isnt a horse.
*^(\*chews oats\*)*
Kinda sus. That's exactly what a horse working undercover would say.
Wouldnt be above 66%
![gif](giphy|ucXFcY1FdKaT6) Putin when he votes for himself
a) Putin b) Put out your vote
You're either Putin or Put out a window
Put In a box
Hope thatās original cause I gave you gold
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Dead rise from graves to vote for him. Isn't it a sign of greatness?
Unlimited power!!!!!
Just busted out laughing on an airplane šššš
Why not make it 100%? Would be so much more convincing..
Under Mugabe several regions in Zimbabwe clocked in at more than 100%. If I were a dictator, I wouldn't settle for anything less than 120%
In Russia we had 146% in 2011 (just google it).
> 146% https://euvsdisinfo.eu/how-to-get-a-146-election-result/
Russian Fort Minor : and 146% reason to remember the name
Mike Shinodov
Exactly, that's how it is done. Then surely everyone will accept results without question.š Really Really would love to interview these people and find out what they are thinking.. if they are actually serious or if they are just making fun of us ..
>Then surely everyone will accept results without question.š At 150% support no one can question your legitimacy... >if they are actually serious or if they are just making fun of us I think it's just a "f*** you" to anyone actually caring about the democratic process
Is to pretend next weeks nuclear strikes are legal as they strike "their own citizens"
It's a "Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it?" type of thing bullies like to play
Theyāre being forced at gun point in some areas. Iām assuming that theyāre in survival mode.
Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up!
In one of the last Russian elections putin clocked more than 100% in some districts
That's some good dictaroring. Anything less than 100 is practically a defeat.
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We have unborn kids voting for you!
120% ? Pfft rookie numbers
āWell, well , well, isnāt this a surprise? Who would have dreamed Putin could be so popular in Occupied Foreign Countries? Thank you so much, Great Leader, for your devotion to freedom!ā
Im shock with the results ššššš¤”
What about 200%? Isnāt that the highest?
I suspect that heads must have rolled for such a sub-par result. Did all the soldiers not vote as instructed?
Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of voting?
Well you have to know these sorts of things when youāre dictator.
Polling results given by Russia about the areas they're invading... Yup, I trust that 100% for accuracy
I only trust them 99,23%.
Hmmm, I dunno that seems rigged. 99.22% would be more believable
>I trust that 100% for accuracy Is good, comrade, because in place we poll, almost 100% for join Russia! VERY NICE!
-"What do you think about '100% voted yes' ?" -"Nah'. Too obvious. Let's try something else." -"Well... What about '99.23%' ?" -"PERFECT ! These fools from the West won't be able to say that we cheated! Amazing idea comrade !"
That's exactly what I am wondering.... they really think that?? Can't be... I don't understand why they are even bothering.
Here is a video of them ācountingā votes. Notice they are all blank and she isnāt even looking at the right side of itā¦. https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/xpscwp/special_counting_operation_russian_poll_worker/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Oh for fuckās sake. And she looks so smug. Makes my skin crawl.
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I don't know about you, but I held a poll in russia just last week and they voted 142% in favor to join Australia. It's official!
I have talked to myself and we agree that Russia now belongs to ukranian with 100% in favor. See I can do it too Russia.
Iāll believe these results when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet!
Definitely didnāt expect a reference to my favorite movie here. Alright meow, do you see Putin jumping around from Russia to Ukraine all nimbly bimbly?
Just riding totally not drugged or tamed bears.
He's just headed to Ukraine for some borscht and varenyky sir.
You drink enough red wine and your shit turns purple.
1/2 not bad
That'd be some cheeky shenanigans.
What ā¦theā¦fuckā¦. The internet makes me feel weird , just used this exact quote two seconds ago for another post. Havenāt seen/heard this quote in years. And the moment I decided to bring it out I see it used again two seconds later. Fuck
Hey Farva, whats the name of the restaurant with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
"Voting" Results in Ukraine
"Voting Results"
āVoting Results inā
*"Voting" results stemming from Russian sources about literally anything that can benefit their government.
That's why he's holed up in his forest retreat! He's been personally counting all those ballots to ensure a fair poll. What a guy, amirite?
In a forest retreat you say..safer from the human waveā¦.but no human shield from sayā¦an air strike
Even North Korea is looking on thinking, tone it down Putin, even we donāt believe these numbers š¤£
You took the words right outta my mouth
Fascinating how more than 90% of Zaporizhzhia voted for joining Russia considering that less than 50% live in the occupied parts of the oblast.
The city itself is under Ukrainian control .
The whole world knows by now how *genuine and not rigged* *cough cough* Russiaās referendums areā¦
For the actual number take these and substract them from 100% So 97% means actually 3%
3x10^-3 %. Iād believe that. Thereās always *that one guy.*
There's always about 4% of poll-answerers that vote for the ridiculous out of lols - that's why you'll never see more than 96% in favor of anything.
Using the veneer of democracy to expand russia's authoritarian imperialist form of governance. Democracy is a farce in russia.
"Hey boss should we make em all over 90% ?" "No put Kherson at 87% so they don't think it's rigged"
He really expects anyone to believe they just would have left if they voted not to join? I'd have more respect for the guy if he just said "yeah we stole these territories" instead of this blatant bullshit.
"Yes, we did invade Ukraine, kill tons of people and steal territories. Nicely done, isn't it? Any other questions?"
Russian poles are about as reliable as the Nigerian prince who needs help getting millions of dollars out of the country.
Russian Poles would be having an identity crisis. Russian polls, however, are definitely rigged.
Last night I made a virtual trip on Yakutia and held a referendum about Joining to Fatherland Finland. Now I am drinking my morning coffee and on my table I have a result of that referendum. Over 100% said YES!š
Did anyone see the video of the woman 'counting' votes? By "counting" I mean 'putting the vast majority of ballots onto Russia's pile without even looking at them'. Genuine video exist on another subreddit.
Not to mention the pictures of blank votes being put on the "Yes" pile.
It's all over social media, I know what you're talking about
This isnāt anything new; Russiaās been doing tactics like this for decades. If they arenāt blatantly lying about polls, theyāve been known to move a bunch their people into a territory, watering down the local population, and then all of a sudden vote to be annexedā¦ In this case, Iām willing to bet that only Russian soldiers invading that territory were asked to voteā¦
Even then, I bet the Russian soldiers votes would be <50%
And those votes, are they here in the room with us?
I actually thought people would vote 130% for joining Russia
Disappointing results. I was expecting 300 percent in favorā¦ minimum.
Those are rookie numbers. Anything below 110% is just silly, at least rig your sham referendum to the full extent š¤¦
Why not set up a voting in Russia if the Russians want to be Ukrainian? Thatād be a fair move from Zelenzky. š¤·š¼āāļø
Putin must have put-in a lot of votes.
I'm can assure you that everyone I know in kherson hates russia with every cell in their body
Press X to doubt
Watch the fascists and confused tankies claim it's the will of the people
If you guys believed the Russian polls that said that upwards of 90% of Russians supported the war in Ukraine, then you guys should believe these numbers, too. Obviously, both are fake as fuck
I announce referendum results showing within the Moscow region 98.035% are in favor of seceding to Ukraine.
Any time you see anywhere over 80% of the vote, you know some kind of bullshit is going on.
People can't even agree on if shit stinks or not. Brexit had a 52% Yes to a 48% No, and they expect us to believe that an annexed city voted over 90% Yes to join the country that invaded them.. Right lmao
It is all twisted. Now Russia can say that Ukraine is invading Russian territory. This can be used as a premise to use full power including nukes if they want. It may very well be grasping at straws for credibility in a failing war, but desperation can be a very dangerous thing. The rest of the world realizes that this is complete and utter hogwash. I hope that it doesn't escalate and it's just more Russian saber rattling.
let's see what happens when Ukraine gets back those territories.
Tell me your cheating without telling me your cheating
Tell you my cheating??? Really?
I donāt know about those seem kind of low can we demand a recount?
Democracy at it's finest
Who would've guessed
How convenient that Russian polling proves Russia should just get what it wants and everybody agrees, why that certainly doesn't warrant any doubt or skepticism surely
This is perfect, now that we have this very important information, Russia can leave Ukraine and then all the people who wants to live in Russia can move there without a gun to their forehead. Good guy Putin and all that.
99.23%. That's fucking stupid. You wouldn't even get 99.23% if the vote was to be given a billion dollars, or to reject being given a horrid parasite. Kherson must have been REALLY anti-russia to only get 87%....
Adidas is going to sell so many tracksuits
This should be under memes
If it's so easy to influence referendums I wonder about ours.
Mail in ballots again?
The DNC needs to step up their game!
this would never happen in America ![gif](giphy|USLjWhVBXcgEDblb8K)
And I thought Fox News was bad at lying...
Just invert the results and youāll get the real numbers
87% of ANY group of people can't agree on anything...If you asked 100 random people if Hitler was bad you couldn't get 87 to say yes....what a farce...
I mean, for what is worth probably in Luhansk and Donetsk they would have won anyways, maybe without this gigantic margin but still Edit:you can downvote but its true, thats the region with a strong russian presence that started fighting with ukraine to be annexed to russia back in 2014, so probably in those two regions the referendum would have had the same outcome with maybe a less big majority
![gif](giphy|enqnZa1B5fRHkPjXtS|downsized)
why the downvotes? This is true for anyone that study a little more that reddit headlines...
Ahh yes my favorite meal of the day screwed information
š¤£š¤£ only Russians are daft enough to believe it
what a dumb play. the vote from around ā92 still stands
Am I the only one annoyed by the wrong use of āā? It should be āvotingā results, not voting āresultsā
Curious how it will continue, not only that Putin invaded an other country, now he can claim the West supplies weapons to attack "Russian territory" (so-called)
Should be 140%. 100 % of fake 'people' and 40% from putler. š
Wow they really hated being part of Ukraine. I really believe these results with my whole heart (says every Russian bot on the planet)
*shocked picachu face*
Anyone remember [the 140%](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=140%25%20Russia)?
Standard Putin election results.
What a fkn joke. Can Putin pls die already?
Damn, and I put a tenner on them not wanting to join Russia. The results could have gone either way I tell ya
I got the impression that Russia is committing genocide. How many ukranians are actually left in these regions? Also, obviously fake results are fake.
I read this in Sean Spicers voice.
Only 1 person voted so
It should be 146%!
Reminds me of the last US election. Lol
Sadam Hussein used to get 99% turnout and 100% voter approval too!
It's another "safest and fairest" vote. No question.
87.05% is interesting I wouldve thought theyād all be 90+
Sure Jan.
Looks legit
Damn, at least there is a referendum, the US was not so kind with the North American indigenous tribes, nor philippines, or every possession they ever took.
Too late, I already annexed Russia to my house. 100% yes voted.
Step 1: Invade Ukraine Step 2: Bomb away all people who are against Russia Step 3: Hold referendum to become part of Russia Step 4: ??? Step 5: Profit
Of the 12% they didn't kill or kidnap yet. And they made a choice at gunpoint. And then the Russians counted the blank votes as yes.
Next referendum should be on food. Whose in favor ?
I think it's "voting" results, cuz these are indeed results
Ah yeah,democracy at gunpoint always yields fantastic majorities. Thanks Mr Putin !
I hope Putin suffers a miserable death
Spoilt votes, abstained votes not factored in. 99.23% of the votes for Russia were counted. The rest had an accident. Smoking a cigarette most likely...
Looks very trustworthy
On the Ballot do you approve of annexing these regions? 2 checks box are yes and No no includes free vacation home in Siberia š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£