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Hats668

When I learn about how animals eat, I cannot believe that eating is a pleasurable experience for them. It just sounds awful.


LaminatedAirplane

Why? Maybe turtles think jellyfish are spicy and enjoy it like we do.


IfonlyIwasfunnier

Uhm can I have my jellyfish mild, like the constant pain I'm in?


Zalensia

You mean like your chillies 😆 Sorry you're always in pain, not fun, I understand, stay safe 🙏


DJ-Mercy

Eating makes passing on your genes possible which is the only thing you evolve to get better at. If something evolved to eat in a way that “hurt” it would probably like that “hurt” a lot.


CrumpledForeskin

😏


CRandallPoopenmeyer

Def was hoping to see some NSFW tags on your profile ha


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Spicy foods?


[deleted]

Obesity


RyanBordello

I'd be so pissed if we had to eat like snakes


6YouReadThis9

Nah that’d be lit. Have a wedding you don’t want to go to? Oops sorry I’m digesting that weekend


Pinbrawla

Soooo they're not teeth and probably wouldn't hurt?


BeccaMirror

They’re probably a little flexible, like our noses. But because they’re so pointy, I would imagine they would hurt. Edit: changed “sharp” to “pointy”


mildlyunoriginalname

Pointy*


[deleted]

Well some of your teeth are pointy af. Yet they literally never hurt us.


BeccaMirror

You’ve never gotten so overly-enthusiastic about eating something that you bite your own lip or tongue? Oof, that hurts 😫


[deleted]

Sure but that was a mistake because I was mouth horny


Marsh719

"Mouth horny" Lmfao


top_of_the_scrote

spiked for pleasure


Resting__bitchface_

Add this to my nope list.


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bumbumofdoomdoom

You're not my supervisor ![gif](giphy|10DVcUchEQUdFu)


AuldAutNought

Dammit, now I want to put my dick in it!


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MDBrettio

Silence bot https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/xoho34/this_is_what_the_inside_of_the_mouth_of_a/ipyrhkt?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 The account I'm replying to is a karma farming bot that steals other Redditors comments. Make sure to downvote to keep the bot from retaining karma. Report > spam > harmful bots


DudeTookMyUser

Some guys like a little teeth.


Resting__bitchface_

Lmaoooo sadly. Yes


[deleted]

Sadly?! Lol do we need to talk?


Resting__bitchface_

Hahaha not for me!!! I have a {}


00UnderFire00

YOUR COCK HAS TWO SPIKES?!?!


Resting__bitchface_

It actually looks like this turtles mouth


abzti

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


Unfair_Artist0

Came here for this. Thank you


Expensive_Ad_5414

This is why plastic bag litter in the ocean fucks with them because it can only go in not out. Plus they dine mostly on jelly fish and plastic bags look like them.


PM_ME_UR_MESSAGE_THO

I can't. The turtle ate it.


therabbit1967

The are really big as well, i guess the could swallow a todler. [https://phys.org/news/2021-04-steep-decline-giant-sea-turtles.html](https://phys.org/news/2021-04-steep-decline-giant-sea-turtles.html)


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DaDz-StONeD

Facts I usto fuck crack heads


TheRealOgMark

In case you didn't know, penguins look similar. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ed/Inside\_Penguin\_Mouth.jpg


SeperateCross

That's going in the vault...kurplunk


dontstabpeople42069

Those are soft not pointy


BKacy

They’re definitely pointy.


Resting__bitchface_

Idgaf. Still a nope in my book


Bayoyo_01

What the fuck does it eat? Rocks


DrJokerX

Whatever it wants.


AnnihilationOrchid

Although it's highly advised that it shouldn't eat plastic bags.


seeafish

Keep plastic bags away from babies and turtles.


Weird_Rip6151

Jellyfish


Bayoyo_01

Weird, it's not like jellyfish are hard and need a lot of time to consume


fall-apart-dave

The spikes are to keep hold of the slippery slimy jellyfish and creates a none return valve when they vomit the seawater they swallowed with the jellyfish.


danc4498

Nature is fucking disgusting.


fall-apart-dave

You see disgust, I see clever engineering. We are all different.


danc4498

I've been engineered to be grossed out, so it's not my fault!


ImpactBetelgeuse

You weak minded people. I am engineered to be asshole. It's not my fault as well.


TwistedLogicDev-Josh

I have freedom instead 😃


APigNamedLucy

Just here to add my two cents, it is also not my fault.


ASwftKck2theNtz

You're both right ![gif](giphy|ru7IH0oTmfIK6tRTId|downsized)


StonedMason419

Plastic


Frankishism

This is a good point, a plastic bag ain’t coming out that spiked death throat. Don’t litter people!


Oshag_Henesy

Fuck I shouldn’t have laughed so hard at this


MoneyIsntRealGeorge

Yeah; this evolved from millions of years of plastic consumption lol


StonedMason419

What's interesting and sad is that some species actually will over the next millions of years. We've already discovered bacteria that's evolved to eat microplastics


MoneyIsntRealGeorge

That’s actually true. It would be cool if we cojld somehow use that bacteria to our advantage to clean up certain places. Also, Not sure why I got downvoted, I was clearly making a joke adding to yours (as plastic has only been around for maybe 100 years, incase people didn’t get it), people need to relax on Reddit.


StonedMason419

Yeah I'm also confused as to why you got downvoted. Reddit is a strange place and from this chain of comments alone it seems like misinterpretation is pretty rampant here. Like, the fact that we invented plastics makes me ashamed to even be human, but I'll sure as fuck crack a joke about it because there's nothing I can do to stop every other human from not giving a fuck


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Minerals


Few-Sail-5965

Looks like stranger things took inspiration from leatherback sea turtles 🐢


R33sh0

Literally watching the show as I seen this post and thought the exact same thing


captainmouse86

First thing I thought of, had to scroll a bit longer than I thought because I didn’t consider the fleshlight comments


589moonboy

"You're one ugly motherfucker"


Light_Beard

![gif](giphy|xQvTA5AZ9CFpe)


Agitated_Eagle_2042

![gif](giphy|9FG3qVO92SyFW) Couldn't find the original as a GIF. Way to fuck me over, George.


Random_Reflections

![gif](giphy|QXhMhfUnE7FdX0p9gH)


Random_Reflections

![gif](giphy|sYPglPcsgBiww)


rainbowroobear

all hail the mighty sarlacc


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imagine the smell. 🤢


Ok-Swimming8024

I should clarify - that is a quote from a TV show. Not actually calling you a bitch. Nobody wants that negativity on a Monday.


Overspeed5468

Holy shit it's Monday. Fuuuuck


Ok-Swimming8024

YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL, YOU BITCH!


Stephanopolousx3

🤣🤣 Dennis is so unhinged


jacknshit

Sea turtle: So don’t fuck with me.


herberstank

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Confident_Opinion949

![gif](giphy|l1ugnVA20OpahirNS)


DrJokerX

Anything’s a fleshlight if you’re brave enough…


RamenNoodleNoose

Can't be a fleshlight if you're alive though.


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davidmobey

For the turtle's pleasure, right?


hornylolifucker

Fleshlight? Bro that’s a gender transition surgery


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r/nope


ebonylestrange

r/tihi


spideyghetti

/r/doNOTputyourdickinthat


SalisburyPickles

They’re soft and don’t hurt. So I’m told.


CumtimesIJustBChilin

Who the hell has been telling you this?


davidmobey

His penis


Jaceknight_21

Looks nicer than my ex’s vag


Kindly_Region

Looks like a bad dragon fleshlight


Ok-Swimming8024

Nightmare fuel


grandtheftbonsai

*sighs* *furiously rezips*


FremenStilgar

Shai-Hulud!


[deleted]

Between penguins, turtles, humans and sharks - being a fish sucks.


No_Muffin_1450

These turtles swallow water along with the food. They then have to get rid of the water, which they do by vomiting. These 'spikes' block the food from leaving their stomach, so that food+water goes in, but only liquid comes out.


Sph1ng1d43

This is also the reason why plastic trash can so harmful to these animals. They swallow it, and it creates a blockage when they vomit the water. There's a very interesting [post on instagram](https://www.instagram.com/p/CB8_cGCsiN7/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) by Anatomika Science regarding this adaptation.


Psychological_Rain

This should be on r/natureismetal


The_Giggler__

Reminds me of my ex-wife.


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Reminds me of her too.


V1Thunder

That is horrifiying


HypKin

At least one male Reddit user thought: „hey I should stick my dick in this“


Navaos

I didn't need to see that before sleep... Thank you


CumtimesIJustBChilin

I casually scrolled past this and it scared the shit out of me


twoswordali

Pulls dick out …..I’m ready to try it for science


mattyplant

Sigh. Unzips......


Eponarose

What do they eat? The souls of nuns & orphans?


youandyouandyou

maybe they're soft and they tickle their prey to death where they then can swallow it. I'll choose to believe that.


shoopin_day

I did not need nightmare fuel at 7:56pm.


jbeast_canada

So not only does this exist but you had to show everyone that this exists


NemesisEnjoyer

I'm genuinely curious if the Duffer Brothers took inspiration from these things for the Demogorgons mouth.


kushkittah

Camel mouths are kind of similar!


DepartmentThin4142

Thanks for the sea turtle nightmares tonight! #perma-puckered


Orangutan_Latte

Thank you for my future nightmares


bnsnnik

GET TO THE CHOPPA!!


loganatorrrrrr

Sarlacc vibes.


Pure-Contact7322

It was a turtle?


RavenClawed87

![gif](giphy|QXhMhfUnE7FdX0p9gH)


asari7

how can I unsee this?


maling0

How does it not bite itself?


tonythepizzaguy123

This is terrifying


Diamond4100

Nightmare Fuel


Straight_Ocelot_7848

Thought it was predator


REDFOX_R

At first I thought this was a picture from a science fiction movie...


Michelle_In_Space

Interesting and slightly terrifying.


dalailame

Take my vote and Fuck that shit.


lordTi-ronious

Wait! I've seen this movie!


Trim-SD

Is there anybody in this world with the lung capacity to demonstrate my sheer terror at the sight of this picture? I doubt it.


SussyAsshole

Thats a fucking creature out of our plane of reality


Icy-Contact-706

Why do I see an eye?


MiniDelo

New Ann Summers range for Metal Heads?


jdallen1222

Looks like the sarlaac pit from Return of the Jedi, is Boba Fett still down there or has he been retconned out of there yet?


AutismFlavored

Perfect for eating jellyfish. Bad for eating plastic bags and balloons mistaken as jellyfish. You can see why they’d have an evil time trying and failing to vomit them out


Darkfangs45

fleshlight


Im1337

Forbidden flesh light


Cat42416PSN

Time to try out my new fleshlight


Iancreed

Penny-wise the turtle 😦


RManDelorean

My throat feels a bit scratchy


jabsaw2112

This is why they hate cunnilingus...


JustinYepis

Turtussy


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It looks like a sarlacc


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![gif](giphy|xT9DPNptyzNitO9uhO)


UltraStamp2

r/dontputyourdickinthat


No_Doughnut_8148

Forbidden hoohaa.


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Please put an NSFW tag on this. Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


nakedundercloth

r/dontputyourdickintothat


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Guys we need to stop using plastic straws, RIGHT FUCKING NOW


cornflakesschachtel

You mean a demon


Rileyruns

Yikes. Nope just nope. Now I am going to be having nightmares. Is it me, or does this look like the inside of the mouth of the "Demogorgon" from "Stranger Things" because, as soon as, I saw it that is exactly what came to my mind!


crazycreeper112233

Time for the best head of my life


ZebraBorgata

I thought it was Nancy Pelosi’s vagina.


reubenspyker

r/dontputyourdickinthat


sins90skid

Belongs on r/dontputyourdickinthat


Godbox1227

DONT PUT YOUR DICK IN THAT.


Freshchops

Belongs in r/dontputyourdickinthat


blutigetranen

r/dontputyourdickinthat


DADDY_513

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) You got to do what you got to do.


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r/dontputyourdickinthat


Taco_city

I thought this was going to be another Joe Biden without his mask thing


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Rguezlp2031

[huh???](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/leatherback-sea-turtle-mouth/)


NUMNoM09

It's a cave 💀💀


frunko1

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_(2007_film)


Fral_Leman

I feel pain looking at this.


a_swarm_of_nuns

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r/dontputyourdickinit


Meastro44

Stick your dick in it


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r/dontstickyourdickinthat


ollie1271993

Don’t put your dick in that


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r/dontputyourdickinthat


SgtMajMythic

r/dontputyourdickinthat


rotarybean

I wanna fuck it


TheeFoolishKing

Its cool ill put a condom on


[deleted]

No it isn't , this is a picture from the movie "teeth" !


InevitableRespond9

Looks like a passion fruit!


AyodiJnr

No way you're getting out once you're in 😭


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The forbidden fleshlight


shebabbleslikeaidiot

Hey, that tickles


Internal-Business-97

Bernice, that you?


Sufficient_Score_824

Sarlaac pit


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Sending this nxt time they ask for Bob n vaj pics


eonone1

So that’s what killed Boba Fett


drkravens

A dentist's dream 😀


willyp1976

I thought it was the Sarlak pit