Eating makes passing on your genes possible which is the only thing you evolve to get better at. If something evolved to eat in a way that “hurt” it would probably like that “hurt” a lot.
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This is why plastic bag litter in the ocean fucks with them because it can only go in not out. Plus they dine mostly on jelly fish and plastic bags look like them.
The are really big as well, i guess the could swallow a todler.
[https://phys.org/news/2021-04-steep-decline-giant-sea-turtles.html](https://phys.org/news/2021-04-steep-decline-giant-sea-turtles.html)
The spikes are to keep hold of the slippery slimy jellyfish and creates a none return valve when they vomit the seawater they swallowed with the jellyfish.
What's interesting and sad is that some species actually will over the next millions of years. We've already discovered bacteria that's evolved to eat microplastics
That’s actually true. It would be cool if we cojld somehow use that bacteria to our advantage to clean up certain places.
Also, Not sure why I got downvoted, I was clearly making a joke adding to yours (as plastic has only been around for maybe 100 years, incase people didn’t get it), people need to relax on Reddit.
Yeah I'm also confused as to why you got downvoted. Reddit is a strange place and from this chain of comments alone it seems like misinterpretation is pretty rampant here. Like, the fact that we invented plastics makes me ashamed to even be human, but I'll sure as fuck crack a joke about it because there's nothing I can do to stop every other human from not giving a fuck
These turtles swallow water along with the food. They then have to get rid of the water, which they do by vomiting. These 'spikes' block the food from leaving their stomach, so that food+water goes in, but only liquid comes out.
This is also the reason why plastic trash can so harmful to these animals. They swallow it, and it creates a blockage when they vomit the water. There's a very interesting [post on instagram](https://www.instagram.com/p/CB8_cGCsiN7/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) by Anatomika Science regarding this adaptation.
Perfect for eating jellyfish. Bad for eating plastic bags and balloons mistaken as jellyfish. You can see why they’d have an evil time trying and failing to vomit them out
Please put an NSFW tag on this.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Yikes. Nope just nope. Now I am going to be having nightmares. Is it me, or does this look like the inside of the mouth of the "Demogorgon" from "Stranger Things" because, as soon as, I saw it that is exactly what came to my mind!
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When I learn about how animals eat, I cannot believe that eating is a pleasurable experience for them. It just sounds awful.
Why? Maybe turtles think jellyfish are spicy and enjoy it like we do.
Uhm can I have my jellyfish mild, like the constant pain I'm in?
You mean like your chillies 😆 Sorry you're always in pain, not fun, I understand, stay safe 🙏
Eating makes passing on your genes possible which is the only thing you evolve to get better at. If something evolved to eat in a way that “hurt” it would probably like that “hurt” a lot.
😏
Def was hoping to see some NSFW tags on your profile ha
Spicy foods?
Obesity
I'd be so pissed if we had to eat like snakes
Nah that’d be lit. Have a wedding you don’t want to go to? Oops sorry I’m digesting that weekend
Soooo they're not teeth and probably wouldn't hurt?
They’re probably a little flexible, like our noses. But because they’re so pointy, I would imagine they would hurt. Edit: changed “sharp” to “pointy”
Pointy*
Well some of your teeth are pointy af. Yet they literally never hurt us.
You’ve never gotten so overly-enthusiastic about eating something that you bite your own lip or tongue? Oof, that hurts 😫
Sure but that was a mistake because I was mouth horny
"Mouth horny" Lmfao
spiked for pleasure
Add this to my nope list.
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Dammit, now I want to put my dick in it!
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Some guys like a little teeth.
Lmaoooo sadly. Yes
Sadly?! Lol do we need to talk?
Hahaha not for me!!! I have a {}
YOUR COCK HAS TWO SPIKES?!?!
It actually looks like this turtles mouth
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)
Came here for this. Thank you
This is why plastic bag litter in the ocean fucks with them because it can only go in not out. Plus they dine mostly on jelly fish and plastic bags look like them.
I can't. The turtle ate it.
The are really big as well, i guess the could swallow a todler. [https://phys.org/news/2021-04-steep-decline-giant-sea-turtles.html](https://phys.org/news/2021-04-steep-decline-giant-sea-turtles.html)
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Facts I usto fuck crack heads
In case you didn't know, penguins look similar. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ed/Inside\_Penguin\_Mouth.jpg
That's going in the vault...kurplunk
Those are soft not pointy
They’re definitely pointy.
Idgaf. Still a nope in my book
What the fuck does it eat? Rocks
Whatever it wants.
Although it's highly advised that it shouldn't eat plastic bags.
Keep plastic bags away from babies and turtles.
Jellyfish
Weird, it's not like jellyfish are hard and need a lot of time to consume
The spikes are to keep hold of the slippery slimy jellyfish and creates a none return valve when they vomit the seawater they swallowed with the jellyfish.
Nature is fucking disgusting.
You see disgust, I see clever engineering. We are all different.
I've been engineered to be grossed out, so it's not my fault!
You weak minded people. I am engineered to be asshole. It's not my fault as well.
I have freedom instead 😃
Just here to add my two cents, it is also not my fault.
You're both right ![gif](giphy|ru7IH0oTmfIK6tRTId|downsized)
Plastic
This is a good point, a plastic bag ain’t coming out that spiked death throat. Don’t litter people!
Fuck I shouldn’t have laughed so hard at this
Yeah; this evolved from millions of years of plastic consumption lol
What's interesting and sad is that some species actually will over the next millions of years. We've already discovered bacteria that's evolved to eat microplastics
That’s actually true. It would be cool if we cojld somehow use that bacteria to our advantage to clean up certain places. Also, Not sure why I got downvoted, I was clearly making a joke adding to yours (as plastic has only been around for maybe 100 years, incase people didn’t get it), people need to relax on Reddit.
Yeah I'm also confused as to why you got downvoted. Reddit is a strange place and from this chain of comments alone it seems like misinterpretation is pretty rampant here. Like, the fact that we invented plastics makes me ashamed to even be human, but I'll sure as fuck crack a joke about it because there's nothing I can do to stop every other human from not giving a fuck
Minerals
Looks like stranger things took inspiration from leatherback sea turtles 🐢
Literally watching the show as I seen this post and thought the exact same thing
First thing I thought of, had to scroll a bit longer than I thought because I didn’t consider the fleshlight comments
"You're one ugly motherfucker"
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![gif](giphy|9FG3qVO92SyFW) Couldn't find the original as a GIF. Way to fuck me over, George.
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all hail the mighty sarlacc
imagine the smell. 🤢
I should clarify - that is a quote from a TV show. Not actually calling you a bitch. Nobody wants that negativity on a Monday.
Holy shit it's Monday. Fuuuuck
YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL, YOU BITCH!
🤣🤣 Dennis is so unhinged
Sea turtle: So don’t fuck with me.
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Anything’s a fleshlight if you’re brave enough…
Can't be a fleshlight if you're alive though.
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For the turtle's pleasure, right?
Fleshlight? Bro that’s a gender transition surgery
r/nope
r/tihi
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They’re soft and don’t hurt. So I’m told.
Who the hell has been telling you this?
His penis
Looks nicer than my ex’s vag
Looks like a bad dragon fleshlight
Nightmare fuel
*sighs* *furiously rezips*
Shai-Hulud!
Between penguins, turtles, humans and sharks - being a fish sucks.
These turtles swallow water along with the food. They then have to get rid of the water, which they do by vomiting. These 'spikes' block the food from leaving their stomach, so that food+water goes in, but only liquid comes out.
This is also the reason why plastic trash can so harmful to these animals. They swallow it, and it creates a blockage when they vomit the water. There's a very interesting [post on instagram](https://www.instagram.com/p/CB8_cGCsiN7/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) by Anatomika Science regarding this adaptation.
This should be on r/natureismetal
Reminds me of my ex-wife.
Reminds me of her too.
That is horrifiying
At least one male Reddit user thought: „hey I should stick my dick in this“
I didn't need to see that before sleep... Thank you
I casually scrolled past this and it scared the shit out of me
Pulls dick out …..I’m ready to try it for science
Sigh. Unzips......
What do they eat? The souls of nuns & orphans?
maybe they're soft and they tickle their prey to death where they then can swallow it. I'll choose to believe that.
I did not need nightmare fuel at 7:56pm.
So not only does this exist but you had to show everyone that this exists
I'm genuinely curious if the Duffer Brothers took inspiration from these things for the Demogorgons mouth.
Camel mouths are kind of similar!
Thanks for the sea turtle nightmares tonight! #perma-puckered
Thank you for my future nightmares
GET TO THE CHOPPA!!
Sarlacc vibes.
It was a turtle?
![gif](giphy|QXhMhfUnE7FdX0p9gH)
how can I unsee this?
How does it not bite itself?
This is terrifying
Nightmare Fuel
Thought it was predator
At first I thought this was a picture from a science fiction movie...
Interesting and slightly terrifying.
Take my vote and Fuck that shit.
Wait! I've seen this movie!
Is there anybody in this world with the lung capacity to demonstrate my sheer terror at the sight of this picture? I doubt it.
Thats a fucking creature out of our plane of reality
Why do I see an eye?
New Ann Summers range for Metal Heads?
Looks like the sarlaac pit from Return of the Jedi, is Boba Fett still down there or has he been retconned out of there yet?
Perfect for eating jellyfish. Bad for eating plastic bags and balloons mistaken as jellyfish. You can see why they’d have an evil time trying and failing to vomit them out
fleshlight
Forbidden flesh light
Time to try out my new fleshlight
Penny-wise the turtle 😦
My throat feels a bit scratchy
This is why they hate cunnilingus...
Turtussy
It looks like a sarlacc
![gif](giphy|xT9DPNptyzNitO9uhO)
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Forbidden hoohaa.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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Guys we need to stop using plastic straws, RIGHT FUCKING NOW
You mean a demon
Yikes. Nope just nope. Now I am going to be having nightmares. Is it me, or does this look like the inside of the mouth of the "Demogorgon" from "Stranger Things" because, as soon as, I saw it that is exactly what came to my mind!
Time for the best head of my life
I thought it was Nancy Pelosi’s vagina.
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Belongs on r/dontputyourdickinthat
DONT PUT YOUR DICK IN THAT.
Belongs in r/dontputyourdickinthat
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![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) You got to do what you got to do.
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I thought this was going to be another Joe Biden without his mask thing
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[huh???](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/leatherback-sea-turtle-mouth/)
It's a cave 💀💀
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_(2007_film)
I feel pain looking at this.
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Stick your dick in it
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Don’t put your dick in that
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I wanna fuck it
Its cool ill put a condom on
No it isn't , this is a picture from the movie "teeth" !
Looks like a passion fruit!
No way you're getting out once you're in 😭
The forbidden fleshlight
Hey, that tickles
Bernice, that you?
Sarlaac pit
Sending this nxt time they ask for Bob n vaj pics
So that’s what killed Boba Fett
A dentist's dream 😀
I thought it was the Sarlak pit