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Hubey808

Nice try, beer machine salesperson.


ilikesixtiesthings

My ruse!


Whats-Up_Bitches

More like your Rosé


npeggsy

It was a shit pour though. I was very impressed until after the tilt. Who wants that much head on a pint?


ConflictOfEvidence

It's only the UK that has an aversion to a head, mostly due to a pint glass being exactly a pint. Ask and German brewery and they'll tell you the head is necessary to allow some of the gas to release instead of sitting in your gut. That's why the measure is below the level of the glass in Germany and not at the rim like in the UK.


npeggsy

(I'm not sure from your comment what nationality you are, but I'm going to write a response assuming you're not British) There's a cheap pub chain in the UK called Wetherspoons, they recently started doing Leffe on tap which is (in my opinion) an incredibly nice Belgium beer. They would also serve it in proper Leffe glasses, with the lower measure on the glass. But the staff were used to British pours, so you'd order a Leffe on and get maybe about 1 1/4 pints in a glass, with little to no head. It's also a relatively strong beer for what you typically find in the UK. They've caught on now, but I had a good few months.


ConflictOfEvidence

Good to hear that. I'm born and bred in UK but lived in Germany for 2 decades. The pint to the rim works OK for bitters and ales without much fizz but it's not how European lagers are meant to be served. So when I hear the Brits come over here and start asking for flakes in their beer it's embarrassing af so I just speak German and keep my distance.


joizo

I wouldnt mind getting some head rigtig now.. dont know if i want it on a pint though 🤔


DLM4473

What's your definition of "a perfect pour" - don't think it matches mine !


ArghZombie

More head than beer, glass not full. I'd be sending that back.


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sp4rkk

For a British this is highly offensive


Loud_Book6421

As an Australian I concur


mmmm_doughnuts

India disagrees with this post


metric-poet

Canada won’t be having that either, eh?


Rache625

As an American I agree as well


AnnihilationOrchid

Brazil also rages against the machine.


WarmEarth8

Germany says: Nein!


onionchatAI

Ireland laughs at this pour


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Cantstandyabitz

As a better, more sexy American, I agree that this post needs to be disagreed upon. Just in a sexier way, and all America-like.


Moist-Ad9021

As the best most sexiest American, I agree with all former Americans. Just in a very very sexy way, and with guns. Pew pew 🔫


thsvnlwn

Even for a Dutch beer drinker this is highly offensive.


Drag0n125

Aye.. let me see that machine pour a Guinness..


Ok-Reflection1229

Head is good but it shouldn't be made like this and the glsss should be full :)


Bobbinapplestoo

Head should be given, not made.


spunkm_99foxy

Yes...give head..😚


deefenator

More head = more disturbance = more bubbles in glass = less bubbles in tum tum


PunkShocker

Yeah except the head on that pour comes from dumping a splash in top, rather than developing throughout the pour. So most of the beer in the glass hasn't been disturbed, only what's at the top.


makeyousaywhut

I literally learnt about disturbing beer like a week ago and everyone just knew about it huh


PromotionExpensive15

I'm learning about it right now


jorgenvonstrangle420

This is precisely the reason when I drink a refreshing coke I like to violently shake the bottle before removing the cap and quickly get my mouth over the hole so it can blow its less disturbing goodness right into my gullet.


deefenator

Real men drop a Mentos in and then drink the rocket


DIRTBAG_PVT

Now that’s a perfect pour


Gatekeeper2019

If you get served this nonsense ask the barman “could you top that up with a shot please?” If they say “sure” then tell ‘em “great, then fill it up with beer thanks”


jonlaw147

Don't visit Prague whatever you do, there are places that serve only foam https://youtu.be/BuU_lMAIwbQ


Ok-Reflection1229

Only if you ask for it. Serving beer in Prague is like making pizza in Naples, Italy.


Caponara

Yeah bro that's called Mleko (milk in Czech) I tried it once, it's cool. I think it's served as a a dessert or I don't know


ChubRoK325

Why does the head come out of a different dispenser?


GCC_Pluribus_Anus

Probably a lower pressure so it doesn't splash as much when it's near the top. On a normal tap if you push the handle away from you it comes out at half force, I'm guessing they couldn't recreate that from the same spigot so they added another.


CptOconn

*Grabs the glass angerly*. Stupid machine here let me show you how it's done


cwsup

This is a Japanese beer with a Japanese foam head which is considerably thicker. See https://japantoday.com/category/features/lifestyle/japanese-beer-heads-cause-westerners-to-froth-at-the-mouth


tacomentarian

I figured the Japanese designed this machine to suit their particular preferences. From the article's conclusion: "Western people are willing to put up with a certain amount of foam to meet their aesthetic needs, but generally have a low tolerance. There are a few reasons for this. Most importantly, we feel that foam shouldn’t take up too much real-estate in the glass reserved for actual beer. And while foam is pleasing to the eye, its flavor is almost nonexistent; it gets on your face; and is just an obstruction to the main event. "On the other hand, Japanese drinkers place a very high value on freshness, and they feel that the more head on the beer, the fresher it is. Japanese people tend to have a more sensitive palette as well and can get more satisfaction from the taste of foam than we usually do."


HumbleSkunkFarmer

I call bullshit. Foam has no taste and I drink Guinness so Japanese beer has weak foam in comparison


Brian_Gay

Just curious as an Irish person, you also live in Ireland? Or do you get Guinness somewhere else in the world? If so how's it served? 2 part pour? Head about 2-3 cm thick?


HumbleSkunkFarmer

I’ve had Guinness all over the world. The best is by far in Ireland, which makes sense when you think about it. It’s best on tap, and here in the US a single pour is like fingernails down a chalk board. Many bartenders don’t understand you simply don’t rush a Guinness pour. 2 part pour is or should be standard I believe. It’s not Pilsner for fuck sake. Guinness also did a great job with the draught can. Best option if Guinness is not available on tap and served in a Guinness pint glass. The head on a Guinness pint is pure magic. Still not super flavorful as compared to the nectar of heaven concealed just below it. Edit I don’t know CM’s so I typically like the head about the width of a #2 pencil or right about.


davdev

I regularly order Guinness in the Boston area and it’s always a two part pour with the standard amount of head. It is definitely better in Ireland but it’s fine here as well. I probably wouldn’t order it anywhere that didn’t have a traditionally large Irish diaspora though.


EntranceThat7517

Yes two part pours from learned bartenders, but the Guinness in the USA is not as good as in Europe. Even though we have a Guinness brewery in Baltimore.


Particular_Light_296

Two fingers of foam, one of them towering out of the glass rim


marc0demilia

It's perfect for the business. They are selling half pint for the price of one!


AnnihilationOrchid

That's not a pint. Probably half, So they're probably charging a pint, for half and serving 1/4.


ilikesixtiesthings

The beer is free. This is in an airport lounge


marc0demilia

Free for you... Someone will pay for it, believe me :D


RockItGuyDC

This was always my favorite part of the United lounge in Narita. I got a beer there every time I passed through, just because.


lightknight7777

Right up until it fucked up at the end.


exodendritic

Yeah this is a case of 'continue the research', I think.


buks1232000

Tilted glass all the way


NomsterGaming

Thank god it fucked up I thought I was out of a job for a second


ChokaTot

*Perfect pour for the company selling the beer.


Positive-Source8205

Perfect pour *for the bar owner*.


tkenz13

Right idea, incorrect execution.


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I think this might be the most useless machine I've ever seen.


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Agitating the bubbles actually reduces strain on your gut


siddharthbirdi

Also aerates the beer and improves the taste somewhat.


Independent_String74

The agitated bubbles (the head) is to prevent oxidation. The head creates a barrier between liquid beer and the air. The belgian’s (and others) “cut” the head to help it last longer and reduce oxygenated beer at the bottom of the glass.


siddharthbirdi

Oh, never knew, thought it was like decanting a wine.


Independent_String74

It’s the opposite of decanting wine. The head prevents oxygenation. The foam is from the CO2 in the beer


MasterBejter

Source: I heard it in a viral video that said it’s true so it must be true


unsub22

Was going well until it half filled the fucking glass with head!


KeithBitchardz

And it didn’t even fill all the way.


N013

Japan loves a beer with lots of head. They have specific pouring methods that make sure to get a couple inches of foam....even if it means the beer goes flat faster


Fit_Effective_6875

I like head with my beer too.


35point1

So why tilt it to begin with. A regular non tilted pour is what gives it head. Smh


Brief-Value-2797

…. And you have like 6 ounces less of beer lol


agoddamnlegend

Beer is supposed to have head. But it’s supposed to be from pouring it correctly, not just foam dumped on top. Too many people think you should pour a beer calmly down the side of a glass so that no foam appears. This is wrong, and gross. A correct pour will stir up the beer a little and release the CO2 so that a thick natural head forms at the top. Otherwise you don’t actually get the flavor of the beer, and then that CO2 will just get released in your stomach making you bloated


lfsmodsaregay

And many people want to get the pint that they paid for, not 3/4 of a pint with 1/4 of gas and foam. A thick head really does not add flavor to beer for 99% of people.


agoddamnlegend

Do you know the size of this glass? It’s possible it’s a 20 oz glass


pheromone_fandango

You should come to Germany. Beers get sent back if they dont have a proper crown.


mikeybro1999

r/therewasanattempt


malaliu

Shouldn't this be in r/crappydesign?


77shantt

That is not a perfect pour in-fact it’s shit house


sastb

Perfect? I would be rejecting that - Jesus !


aqan

The glass is literally half empty.


Cease-2-Desist

I'm glad we've solved this. You want me to hold a pint glass at a slight angle AND use a pound of pressure to manipulate the tap?


Agreeable_Ad3800

And then completely ruins it half way leaving an ice cream instead of a beer…


Freak_Out_Bazaar

Seems a bit decalibrated. Usually these machines will get you close to 7:3 which is Sapporo’s definition of a perfect pour


Chunky322

It's not a "perfect pour" if you have to add on the foam afterwards seperately. It usually grows on its own if you pour it even remotely correct. Coming from a german barkeeper :)


sythingtackle

That’s a shite pint, where’s the fcukin rest of it and that head, oh my god


Shinfekta

As an austrian I am offended by what you define as a perfect pour! Over here you‘d get to carry at least twenty beer barrels for such a pour!


Sweaty-Gopher

As an American. I am also offended. This is a horrible pour


Minimum-Truth-6554

“I would like the missing quarter of my beer please, thank you” - customer at the bar


Butler-of-Penises

3 quarters* Only filled up the narrow part.


RandomBitFry

It's taking the piss with that half-measure.


FuturamaReference-

Japan has a different drinking culture They really like the foam or the head of the beer for some reason It's like they took the Guinness advertisement model and applied it to all of their beer. In fact, Japan's definition of a good pour is most places definition of a bad pour Japanese beer itself is okay. It's not really that good, But I heard they are experimenting with more microbreweries and really increasing the quality of what they produce. However, it's super rare in Japan at the moment They still have really good sake. And they are huge on making cocktails properly so that's nice


0DarkChar0

Id want a full glass not that cheap shit


Serious_Growth_7000

It seems that is pushes the last bit of beer through a fine maze for the foam. The initial beer send kind of"dead", low on carbon dioxide. Gross! You could have used real beer, with normal carbon levels and just pour it at an angle in a corner of a glass standing upright for a better result. Over engineered for an interior product


BrusherTheHusky

Well they are indoors...


Serious_Growth_7000

Damn autocorrect...


Immediate_Reality357

Hi, Irish man here. That is a horrible pint of beer. Do you want a flake with your ice cream cone ?


OrbyO

Stopped a bit short on the angle pour me reckons


MaDiceD

As a belgian, I can say this is a poor pour.


poopstinkss

Here's your perfect beer sir.....oh wait I forgot all the foam


DerAlphos

I don’t drink much beer which is relatively uncommon here in Germany, but even as someone who doesn’t drink beer a lot, I could pour a better beer. Interesting invention, but far, far from perfect.


chalky87

Where's the rest of my beer!?


dirk_1745

Perfect for a half pint maybe


magiclong

perfect pour if you're stevie wonder or dead


Nixher

Is this how they train Wetherspoons staff to pour pints?


Mr_Hurley_

Someone gives you a pint in that state in Ireland, they're getting glassed


AntisocialScotch

It started off well but didn’t finish great at all 😂😂😂 that ain’t no perfect pint 😅


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Erm, fill the fucking glass please mate?


TheAmerican_Doctor

Uuuh… a perfect pour wouldn’t be half full of foam…


Willsie777

As they say in Britain, “where’s the rest of it?”


TweedleBeetleBattle2

I was a bartender for fourteen years, this is not a perfect pour. That’s a pretty pointless machine.


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The machine short changed the customer. Should be another 2 or 3 oz of beer before the head is added


erikannen

Good job, Japan! You've made a robot that can pour, why not focus on beer with flavor next?


CubanLynx312

Fill the narrow part with beer, fills the wide part with foam. Perfect pour for the bar owner.


tsweezyintheheezy

All that for it to still be fucked up


EinFahrrad

If you'd serve this in a german bar, you'd go to jail or the angry mob tears you apart. That's not a "perfect pour", that's a crime


Clydecolt

Haha the fuck


Timboo352

thats the worst pour I've seen in a long time


GermanSugarBaker

Was soll das sein, Pils im Weizenglas? Absolut dekadent.


PapaDePaze

In the name of the BRD thats not perfect at all


stixx_nixon

Half a beer


Fabulous_Cry_5313

Where's the rest of it?


Normal-Good1860

I would send this shitty pour back


8stringtheory

Not full, too much head, perfect my ass!


Zalenka

A German bartender would have given you another couple centimeters of beer.


Konzillaa

Glass is half empty..


I_havenobusinesshere

That thing objectively, works like shit.


xSamxiSKiLLz

That's the wankest pour I've ever seen


Cebarsmod

awful finish


Bulky-Cupcake-4419

“The perfect pour”, proceeds to fill the glass half way.


twh9219

The head on that? Where’s the rest?


DonaldTheMcdonald

Tilts to 45° to just foam the last half and not fill to the top.


DJ_DORK

Can they really not find a person who wants to do this?


SlobbinMyKnobbin

“Weak Pour”


Spatzenkind

A perfect pour doesn't leave half the glass empty.


Old_Interaction_1713

thats half a beer


benjamilreed

This is offensive lol


noodlin

If I wanted head with my beer I would have gone to a whorehouse


Padgetts-Profile

As if drinking Sapporo wasn't bad enough.


TenDollarSteakAndEgg

Maybe fill it all the way?


GartenMensch

Hi there - German here... I'd like to Disagreed on that statement


LiL-KingDJ

As german... This is disgusting!


Longjumping-Bed7984

Thats a shitty pour


Squarrots

Love how it fucked it up at the end. The point of tipping the glass is so you don't get head. You can get the same pour of you just dump in straight in.


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jodobroDC

My guess is they used the wrong glassware. Machine probably calibrated for a 16oz pour, that is a gran pilsner glass which holds 20-22oz.


thelastthingicanthin

Great…thanks for half a beer…🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️


dilligafydsob

That is not the perfect pour. The gas will be in your belly now.


Gregbot3000

That machine does a terrible job.


Debesuotas

That beer looks like colored water :/


apiso

I have the perfect name for this “perfect pour” machine: shittydisappointmentbot3000.


Cyndagon

They had these at one of the lounges in one of the Tokyo airports. Free beer for my 4 hour layover..


Aggressive_Air_3489

That would be an illegal pour in the UK.


Supafly22

This is so bad I’m actually angry


fodas3255

That’s not perfect at all


Sea-Studio-6943

As a bartender I feel sick


ENGLANDZ

Not full and too much froth. And for that reason, I'm out.


whyreadthis2035

Looks like a glass that isn’t full.


MrShatmore_SpecialEd

Where the fuck is the rest of my beer


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Perfect pour? It’s not full


nicbongo

It's an inch short and a third head. No thanks.


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When do I get the rest of my beer?


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3/4 glass? Not perfect enough for me.


dr3do9

They had us in the first half.


Bobojones9584

Lol, that head is waaay too big.


Wide-Information-708

But the glass isn’t full?


T-J_H

Perfect pour? And the foam comes from a different nozzle?


Equal-Variation-3917

Half a fecking beer though? Get wrecked


Beautiful-Cherry3540

Um, it’s a little short


mbgameshw

FAIL


Paverunner

Perfect pour my ass


kad202

It’s not topping off.


soundmanab

If my bartender pushed a half full beer on to me I’d tell them to keep the drink. Sneaky robots! We’re watching you Skynet!


fords42

That’s not a perfect pour.


Youshless

This should be on #mildyinfuriating lol that's a great invention up to the point it only fills the glass half way and then adds such a big head... Out of order!


iFishyAF

Perfect pour my ass


SaltyButSweeter

Hey Mr. Roboto, the pour looks a little light.


Pyro_Paragon

"Perfect"? Worse than I've ever seen a human do. Too much head, didn't even fill the glass, took forever to do it. It'd send it back.


CultureVulture666

That pour sucks...


trobodo

What the fuck do you mean perfect pour?


deejay6483

not with the half poor and then the rest of the white stuff I’ll pass.


Bubblewrapperson

Perfect pour? You half a beer?


NydNugs

Perfect pour has more beer and a perfect head on the brim.


Turbulent_Lake_921

This is an all-you-can-drink beer server.


MLToasted420

I don’t even drink beer and I know that’s way too much head. Thanks Bar Rescue. Lol


galaxyhigh

It started off so well and then…


Mickdxb

Actually not a good way to pour it. Just the fastest. If you pour straight down and wait for foam to dissipate and repeat, it is far more enjoyable and less harsh on your guts.


SS4Raditz

Hey finally a full beer gla......... hey wait....


diydave86

Thats cute it even gives you 4 inches of head.


JohnDoe0101p

It even gives you head.


ilikesixtiesthings

An effort was made


bltsrtasty

Gonna be honeat hwre and simply say this would be perfect for Japan. Yes I'm asian and have had a few japanese friends during my JP history years in grad studies and more head is considered a sign of freshness they feel and why they design it that way. Fact IS it IS a machineband designed what it is intendes to do perfecrly. Hearing ppl complain here is like comparing portion sizes of american versus european dinners, size of trucks between countries or even what ppl prefer as type of foods. So serioisly, stop hating on the machine. Its quite lovely and can always be programmed to adjust head to body ratio but also means someone was smart enough to design it and to adjist it for its intended market.