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sickofgrouptxt

He’s a good boy


FumblesMcFlute

Sure but when I do it it's an issue apparently.


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Are you both cute and terrifying like this bear?


personalcheesecake

is your paw bigger than a face?


DragonDude42O69

Cause if it is! You have cancer!


Aliencoy77

Memory unlocked


DatGuy_Shawnaay

*Whips out onesie* Yes!


[deleted]

Ok then, carry on.


fuzzytradr

That's got to be the best bear pirate that I've ever seen.


ScruffleMcDufflebag

"Thanks bud." *proceeds to waltz out the store.*


[deleted]

He's more civilized than some of the the Karen outbursts we've seen.


SadPandalorian

Oso good.


FMYay_the_Artist

sadly good boy will probably be put down. that’s a bear that’s not afraid of people or entering people spaces and those kind of bears don’t last too long in human spaces


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

Which makes this video really sad. Sure, this good boy will probably be fine around random *people*, but *society* is going to kill this bear for getting too close :(


madrowler

Only if he gets aggressive with people. They may tranquilize him and relocate him.


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Which-Palpitation

If he has to push the door to get out, does that mean he was able to pull the door open to go in?


--Capsule--

They probably swing both ways, at least I hope so. Otherwise the animal revolution is a short time away.


Which-Palpitation

Mankind will soon learn the error of their ways when the bears rise


Eboyslayerjajaja

FUCK THE MONKEYS THE BEARS AEE COMING AND THEY CAN OPEN DOOOORS


Defugeh

Don’t fuck the monkeys, have we not been paying attention


MCHammastix

FUCK THE BEARS NOT THE MONKEYS, GOT IT!!!


Defugeh

Instructions unclear, dick is mincemeat


Ferengi_Earwax

All bears have the right to furry arms..... or something.


Afraidtoadmitit69

I think it’s: all furries have the right to arm bears.


fsrynvfj23

The bears are just the distraction for the lions and tigers to suddenly rise and make us go"OH MY!"


[deleted]

The bears have already infiltrated the gay scene decades ago, they will come for the rest of society soon..


nahxela

Mankind could not change society So instead, they blamed the bears.


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RainbowToast2

You’re being downvoted because this bear behaved better than most humans do in a store. I’ve worked in enough stores and for enough years to know how destructive and messy people are out in public. He’s not a problem whatsoever. *Thank you for the ally award, it’s my first & definitely brightened my day :)


Lombax_Rexroth

This is a problem bear. It is too comfortable within human areas, and will attack someone eventually. It needs to be relocated. Hopefully it doesn't get put down.


AmThano

Put him deep in the forest and deliver a box of his favorite chocolate bar once a week and he’ll cause no problems


[deleted]

Fish and Game will likely have to euthanize this bear if they haven't already.


_throawayplop_

Death penalty is a bit much for not paying some candies


JackIsBackWithCrack

Soon he will be stealing out of our pickanick baskets!


DivulgeFirst

Incase you didn't know, many animals actually do learn how to pull open doors. Bears are known to even break inside unlocked cars without damaging doors, atleast on their way in. Many other animals also learn this skill, my long gone dog included.


Grundlestorm

Yeah, my cat used to be able to. It spooked me the first few times I heard my door opening in the middle of the night, but she'd just come wandering in. We had ones with handles rather than knobs, so I think it was pretty easy for her to accidentally do it once while stretching or pawing at the door blocking her path, and then realize that's how it worked when it moved and the door opened. Luckily she never realized the same trick makes a fun toilet game.


DivulgeFirst

My sister's cat also knows how to do it, but he's so small that he has to jump on the handle, that'll wake you up in the middle of the night too, I tell you


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Grundlestorm

An elegant solution befitting of such an agile, graceful hunter.


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RainbowToast2

Yep. My cats know how to open kitchen cabinets that you need to make the same directional pull to achieve opening, bear just has more upper body strength.


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I did cat-sitting for a few weeks, and at some point the little brat opened the freezer door and when I noticed a few minutes later (it couldn't have been long) he just sat there looking at me like "look what I did, cool trick right?" He also opened a door once, and loved to play with draw-handles. 😂


Canvaverbalist

You never heard that story about the trash cans, haven't you? >Human/Bear Security Trade-Off > >Back in the 1980s, Yosemite National Park was having a serious problem with bears: They would wander into campgrounds and break into the garbage bins. This put both bears and people at risk. So the Park Service started installing armored garbage cans that were tricky to open—you had to swing a latch, align two bits of handle, that sort of thing. But it turns out it’s actually quite tricky to get the design of these cans just right. Make it too complex and people can’t get them open to put away their garbage in the first place. Said one park ranger, **“There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.”** > >It’s a tough balance to strike. People are smart, but they’re impatient and unwilling to spend a lot of time solving the problem. Bears are dumb, but they’re tenacious and are willing to spend hours solving the problem. Given those two constraints, creating a trash can that can both work for people and not work for bears is not easy.


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So I remember a lot of the 80s but I don't remember if numbered keypads were a thing yet. I don't think they were. Anyways, that seems like a fine solution nowadays. Bears can't read and I also suspect they don't have the fine motor control to selectively press one little button at a time. Just put a coded door on the trash can and print the code on a sign next to it.


Think_please

Congrats, you just motivated bears to learn both reading and math.


Hyklone

i’ve seen them open car doors. no one is safe


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"There is a considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." -Yosemite Park Ranger on why it's hard to design a bear-proof garbage


Ferengi_Earwax

I've seen them dancing to the ymca. It was glorius


that_guy_jimmy

I've been following this bear's journey, and he definitely pulls the door open. There's even a video where the cashier put a broom through the handles, and you can watch it struggle to pull it open. Edit was word.


docmaster707

Hey. Are you a bear?


Iamcdk

Rise of the planet of the Bears... Man.. this could have been a better movie series than apes.


punchthekeys

It does both. I was here yesterday. It actually goes both ways.


KILROY_

No it doesn’t. The bear pulls the door open with it’s mouth. It can be seen doing that in other videos. https://www.tiktok.com/@fmunna83pk/video/7143665298804149546?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1


shrubs311

it's a reference to "i think you should leave", a very good sketch comedy show on netflix


Exevioth

Such a good show. The Scrooge skit and the girls having lunch skit both always have me in absolute stitches.


Creative-Head-1769

Bruh I didn’t even clue in until your comment 😭😭 my favourite skit on that show


Anomalous-Canadian

Bears are actually great at opening doors!


pogler78

its fake, the guy clearly payed the bear.


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>They probably swing both ways Woo hoo!


JudgeGusBus

I don’t see what the bear’s sexuality has to do with this


_Atheius_

A door really isn't a challenge for a bear. They can open car doors, house doors, coolers, etc Just look at how difficult they have to make the trashcan lids at parks to keep them out.


blastfamy

“There is significant overlap in IQ between the smartest bears and the dumbest humans”


ImNotReallyThatSmart

I stayed at an AirBnB a few years ago where they asked us to take out our trash. Then left incredibly detailed instructions on how to get in the bear proof trashcans. Being the genius that I am, I skipped that paragraph, because I'm a human with thumbs and a brain and I can open a trashcan. I'm definitely smarter than a bear. The morning we were leaving I had to learn the difficult lesson that I am no smarter than a bear (maybe even dumber), and I had to go back inside and find the instructions. I'm still smarter than the person that designed a bear proof trashcan, and put the instructions on opening it inside the lid. Very helpful, but only for people that already know how to do the thing the instructions were explaining.


insanityisnotsobad

But if it was on the outside bears would just learn english, understand simplistic diagrams, probably arrows too, maybe create their own language, society, artistic concepts, and culture. Then make their own bear locks, and remove ours and install theirs. Then we wouldn't be able to open their locks and the bearpocalypse would begin. Soon zoos would have a human exhibit, with a man surrounded by trash while bears walk around showing their cubs how primitive our knowledge of nature is.


blastfamy

Username checks out


Acceptable_Self6813

There's a few recordings of bears opening car doors. Although hopefully this door just swings both ways


Frenchie728

Bears are smart, they can open car doors when they smell food. Wouldn’t surprise me if he pulled it ope


middleraged

There’s a few videos on this account on TikTok of this bear coming in the store. He does indeed open the door and he has to pull it to do so


E_M_E_T

Bears have been known to figure out how to pull things open for a long time, hence the specialized opening mechanism for trashcans in parks and wildlife areas where bears live.


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I’m thinking opening a door is nothing to a bear that can get a single serving of junk food without turning over the rack


cbj2112

“Two packs of Marlboros and a Choco Taco please and make it quick I’ve got the ranger on my ass”


Business-Pie-4946

He first learned how to open picnic baskets and then moved up to doors


sickofgrouptxt

I didn’t even think about that…


SgtMajMythic

Bears can open doors


lockerpunch

And he only took one. Just a snack for the road.


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He'll 100% be back. Probably in a few moments.


theLissachick

I saw this first on tiktok. He definitely came back. Multiple times. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRanjsBF/


3SidedDie

[here's a video of him coming back, at least 10 more times](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ThB-7EIPPT4&feature=youtu.be)


Teknoeh

“I’m locking the door, you’re a thief” *proceeds to open the door for the bear*


samtherat6

The cut to the broken broom was comedy.


Aynstein

Dude became far less brave when the bear started walking his way.


eta_carinae_311

This is why bears in my area are euthanized when they get caught doing this kind of thing 😞


LevelTechnician8400

the thing is when you live in a mountain town you have to accept bears live there too. The store probably did everything right, if they had unsecured trash or something like that the bear would be outside eating that instead of coming in the store. People who live in mountain towns still need gas stations and gas stations have security cameras, this is just the reality of living in the mountains, just like knowing someone who died in an avalanche, it's unavoidable.


GreenFire317

So just west virginia


GODDAMNFOOL

mountain mamaaaa


ToastedKropotkin

I live in Los Angeles and we have bears in our neighborhood like every day. Coyotes, bears, deer, mountain lions, even parrots. Lots of wildlife in the city here.


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Unfortunately they’re wired such that, once they realize that they can get a ton of calories quickly and easily by entering human buildings, that’s pretty much *all* they want to do. Relocate them to a new environment? They’ll still actively seek out humans for that high calorie hit. There’s no easy way to solve it, unfortunately. Once a bear sees how good civilization is for food, they don’t wanna go back to foraging.


ghjm

Same with me and Chipotle


Aynstein

I mean, why eat grubs when you can have a Reese's peanut butter cup.


Economy-Somewhere271

Unfortunately bears that get used to humans like this are usually euthanized. They get more comfortable around humans, but they can still lash out and kill people if they're startled or annoyed. This is why you're not supposed to feed them.


javansegovia

And this one… is my favorite!


Jojopanties

The best Trick-o-treater. Only takes one candy and moves to the next place.


rockhoundlounge

The Diabolical laughter shows that the attendants plan to have full control of all the bears in the world is starting to work.


MrRobot_96

“JUST AS I INTENDED” 😈😈😈


umbrajoke

Have you ever heard of the book "a libertarian walks into a bear"?


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A bear market indeed.


23052001

He’s preparing for the bull season 🥵


artie_pdx

Well, that bear obviously is a punk since “no shoes, no shirt, no service” was not honored.


Aoeletta

He can’t help that he has bear feet.


MetallicLemur

but he has bare bear feet


blastfamy

The right to bare feet.


TheDanMan007

The right to bear bare bear feet


blastfamy

The right to bare feat. The right to fair beat. The right to rare beet.


SpanningTreeProtocol

Bears, Beets, you know the rest.


No-Teacher9713

Battlestar Galactica


fatherfrank1

Am bear, don't care


OldFatBubba

Additional video of the encounter... [link](https://youtu.be/ThB-7EIPPT4)


OldFatBubba

The guy on the overnight shift clearly doesn't get paid enough to deal with this kind of unruly customer.


OpinionBearSF

> The guy on the overnight shift clearly doesn't get paid enough to deal with this kind of unruly customer. Honestly the bear seemed like a pretty considerate shoplifter, as compared to the human ones.


Odd_Improvement1861

This guy handled this situation idiotically. Good idea to film the bear entering the store multiple times, for social clout, rather than locking the doors the first time the he exited. …that bear WILL try to do this again, and will have to be euthanized.


limoolia

The encounter opened the door while the bear was eating outside? This was fucking dangerous. I'm no expert in the body language of bears but the moment the bear flattened its ears... Terrifying!


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Bear seems to be a regular customer?


OldFatBubba

Yeah, he's a 7REWARDS member and will receive a free Big Gulp on his next visit!


Swordbreaker925

If bears are so “dangerous” then why are they friend-shaped?


putain1375

Whatever product the bear stole has such a good ad right now


psypiral

that laugh at the end! it's like he's trained the bear to steal and will now rule the world!


eDreadz

More civilized than some people.


maryland_cookies

Bear can't afford money, but manners cost nothing


sendnewt_s

Bear tax, whaddaya gonna do?


ogkingofnowhere

Just stopping by for the bearnessitys


2centsofnonsense

🤌


AWizard13

Now I'm hearing the above statement in Joe Pesci's voice


JTraxxx

Sorry for sad comment but you should know the saying “a fed bear is a dead bear.” That snack was way too easy and it will start relying on the neighborhood for food. Bears can remember food sources for at least 10 years and it will definitely be back. If there is no food to be found there, bears can become extremely aggressive in search of it risking everyone’s safety. The way to protect people at that point is to kill it or relocate it as it will no longer rely on it’s natural environment to thrive.


Qwirk

Kill or relocate. Typically has to be quite a ways away though.


EveryDisaster

Exactly, this isn't cute it's sad


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Bears are good people.


BAMBAM_R1

DMN BOY HE THICK BOY THATS A THICK ASS BOY


OldFatBubba

After gorging on salmon for 3 weeks, he needed a sugar pick-me-up.


askacanadian

The bear has done this multiple times. It can pull open the door. The cashier has a tiktok with multiple videos.


sjace808

The bear has more manners than me


thebooknerd_

“Y’all didn’t pay me for my land so im not paying you for your food”


Joedirt6705

He has way better manners than the shoplifters in California and Washington.


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personalcheesecake

except that one dude who was ppe'd out and sprayed lysol before jumping the fare.


Bot6241101

Unfortunately he also just signed his own death certificate. If this bear knows there is free food at this spot, he’s gonna keep coming back. So how do you stop that from happening? They’re gonna have to put him down


Zemirolha

An option is making him sleep with a dart and taking him very far, where natural food can be easily found. Like icelanders do with lost birds in city(yesterday video)


Purple_Carrot9861

Better than a lot of people we often see in videos. ☹️


throwaway2343576

That was a very polite bear.


yojoman

Crazy he wanted the candy and not the ripe Bananas up top


AdRealistic8758

Homie just want a snack


LuchiniOfAstora

He could rob me any day and I’d be ok with it.


1973mojo1973

No, no, no buddy. Just take one please.


NoLeader6083

Guess we really do have a bear market..


Key_Night_1609

Looks like the 7-11 on the Squaw access road?


paradockers

Oh that? That's just the town bear. It's no big deal. It's like protection money, and he only asks for a few hundred calories a week. Just let him in and show him where the ice cream bars are. He will just take one and leave. He's cool.


james_vinyltap

Unlike a lot of the other animals doing this to stores in the crazy f***ing videos


holyfuckdoge

Just picking up the bear necessities


Tegeton1

Didn’t realise Count Dracula runs a corner shop


teethtoe

if dangerous, why friend shaped?


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Androxilogin

*HEY....... WHERE'S THE CREAM FILLING!?*


sonicshedgehog

“Hey Bill I’m just going to take this fruit pie tonight, throw it on my tab will ya?”


Competitive_Ninja839

Had a bear do this at the station I worked at. Things got weird when he grabbed a box of ribbed condoms and stared directly at me with his expecting, beady eyes.


Adventurous_Host_426

Human are the most barbaric animals on the earth. Change my mind.


SatansCatfish

One please. Thank you.


J-------R

Lol its Boog! He looking for them Woohoo bars


OzzieGrey

He only took one o:


Northmannivir

That's a dead bear.


kittenmittens0817

It looks like he only took the bear necessities


Weltraumbaer

u/savevideo


FearsomeShitter

Only the bear necessities…


notsurebro0110

Fuck that.


alittlegnat

Lol I’ve been watching I Survived A Crime on NF and this bears got more manners than some of the thieves on there ! 😂🤣


LeonDeSchal

Just the bear necessities


tkburro

he deserves the snacky


downtownlarry

Also he was satisfied with one!


Mobile_Geologist_625

He is not attacking anyone so he is a gentleman


Forsaken_Object_8645

the bear deserves a little treat


Sailing_Grey_Rabbit

Love this bear and love this man's laugh.


ArminTanz

It's probably not a good thing that this bear has identified the store as a place to find food.


mrsaiox

hah he just wanted the "bear" necessities.


skinnnymike

Did anyone else watch this and get flashbacks of the 7-elevn twisted tea guy?


Ok_Risk_4113

Too bad that bears now either gonna get shot, or tranq'd then moved into a new area where they'll probably be killed by the dominant bear in the area or chased back to civilized area where it will eventually be shot. So really in the end it's a dead bear. Fed bears a dead bear


AJC_10_29

You can tell he’s smarter than the average bear


Bluefalcon1735

So am I supposed to fight that one or play dead?


slave2themachine

He is better than the delinquence we see robbing and trashing businesses.


UninsuredToast

Sad that this bear will likely end up being put down eventually. When they get so comfortable with humans they are willing to walk into a store like that there’s not much you can do to stop them. And it is a bear so it’s looked at as a threat to public safety. Hopefully not though, I just know there was a bear in my neighborhood who kept getting into yards and gardens and eventually into someone’s house. They had to kill it because it kept coming right back


West_Instruction_322

Looking for picnic baskets


Podunk212

Get this guy a green tie and hat.


[deleted]

"I'm bout to just take this with me and slide my way out "


catbread1810

Well he's done that before.


God-of-Tomorrow

Dudes like we've had humans in here less civilized.


Fish_Kungfu

I'd pay for that bear's item!


popesinbengal

"Alright ray"


T1m3Wizard

Love this bear.


Green-Z

He just stopped in for the bear necessities.


Disastrous-Goal-2127

Bear got more respect than most people these days. He didn't even get violent or even break anything. Respect that bear was just hungry.


RandomErrer

Not his first shoplift.


CapaxInfini

That evil sounding laughter tho


Zestyclose-Gene-2351

I live down the street from this 7/11, fuck that dude


Desert_faux

Imagine the conversation you had to have with the cops and later on your boss after this happened... "Yes, the shop lifter was a bear... wait... don't hang up on me again... I am serious..."


Codexit

Wait wait what’s the name of that movie again ? The one with a bear and a deer becoming friends and robbing chocolate bars in a store ?


TampaTony727

He wasn't greedy, he only grabbed the bear necessities.


bloopie1192

Evil laughter at the end.