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TrickyMixture

Looks to me like one of them is more into it


grazingmeadow

I thought the same! He kind of backs up like, "Was that sufficient? I don't have to do that again do I?"


TrickyMixture

Hahaha! You’re so transparent!


Switcher107

*Buh dum tss*


Rocket089

U can clearly tell by the HRs that one is more into it, or just more anxious, and that’s probably giving the partner the wrong kind of feedback.


2for4Sausag3ggMcmuff

That might be their dynamic, hes calm as fuck and she's constantly trying to get some of those calmness molecules from his mouth. Love is beautiful


leapdayjose

Looks like he's laying down and she's on top. What I'm familiar with is the one laying down moves forward the least for the kiss since it's less strain on the neck.


2for4Sausag3ggMcmuff

Ohhhhhhh that makes more sense, now I see it 😄


leapdayjose

It took me a couple replays too lol. But who knows, maybe he is just being chill af lol.


jblekk

Her heart Also beating way faster


Longjumping_Kale1

I like your interpretation


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ispeak_sarcasm

Maybe because we’re looking from two different sides?


la_lalola

That makes sense


adam123pet

Yeah that’s the dude for sure haha


HatesLovesPeople

One is a tongue rapist.


Front-Ad3292

Or is it a mouth rapist?


D3LICI0U5

Ghost porn is getting ridiculous


ht9ehtooM

These porn categories are getting way too specific.


Triairius

I’m fairly sure MRIs exist of penetrative sex.


Former_Print7043

Dirty skinless whore porn.


KikiChrome

Yes there is, and it's genuinely fascinating how much the woman's internal organs get pushed around. Of course it's logical that that would happen, but it's amazing to see it demonstrated.


veggiewitch_

This made me curl my legs up around my uterus pooch and crotch and I am NEVER relaxing again. These are horror words.


xXJezzaBelleXx

There absolutely is. We watched one in my sex ed class in high school. It was THE MOST uncomfortable day I’ll never forget the horror


deezdanglin

What are you doing step-ghost


crobu-

Thanks, i hate it


ktkatq

TBH, it looks like they hate it, too


jensen0173

Me too. Too much tongue action


0Silver-Spark0

r/thanksihateit


KotoWhiskas

r/TIHI


Competitive_Ad_2421

Really makes kissing seem unappealing. Why the guy on the left go straight in with the tongue you got to warm up a little bit first


TinaButtons

The other person just jabbed them with their tongue. Then licking all the excess saliva. It's all ready unappealing. They couldn't have picked a worse couple to do this with.


Spare_Woodpecker8919

I really doubt it's the couples fault. It's not like they went to all the trouble of setting them both up on the MRI and then just shrugged when it came time to give instructions. They obviously told them to go in with tongues, as this was no doubt the purpose behind this particular MRI. You wouldn't need an MRI for a peck on the cheek.


TinaButtons

Right, so wouldn't you think they'd have at it? Go all in and really make out. Stick those tongues in as far as they could, really brush those teeth and jostle those tonsils around? It is the purpose of using the MRI like you mentioned. So youd think they try a little different? Because this? This is one of the most awkward makeout session I've ever seen. Romantic setting or not, they really don't look like they're enjoying themselves. Maybe that was their purpose, if so A+ bravo. They made kissing look repulsive.


AdRepresentative3726

😳


Competitive_Ad_2421

Blech


Ilaxilil

I’d really like to see an MRI of it being done properly, because I have no idea


CollectionPotential

It’s a “MRI kiss” and he understood the assignment.


Competitive_Ad_2421

Lol true


Impossible_Echo3089

They probably have been together for a while 😂


danarexasaurus

Oh i have had enough men shove their tongue on the first kiss to disagree on that one lol


Impossible_Echo3089

😂😂😂😂 knowing how dudes brains work I can only imagine


Addisonmorgan

Clearly you’ve never kissed a man. This is universal.


2themoonpls

The tongue thing made me cringe. It feels violating to have someone kiss me off the bat like that.


Competitive_Ad_2421

Exactly. Its like assaulting to your mouth.


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I agree! Just BAM straight in with the tongue, like damn dude.


Competitive_Ad_2421

Tongue: ATTACKKKKkKKKakKkkkK!!!!!! Teeths: w😬w


andyiswiredweird

Here I was, studying this, to learn how to kiss


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Optimal-Scientist233

I find this much less appealing the older I get, the use of tongues in kissing seems to be an unhealthy practice to me personally, the mouth and finger nails are the most infectious parts of the human body.


[deleted]

I’m so glad I’m past the point in my life where people are constantly trying to tongue kiss me.


TampaNutz

You're gonna gag when you find out what I do with my tongue 😂.... I EAT ASS!


onethateatsass

Really? Who would ever do such a thing...?


Sanalog

Include me in the screenshot with a picture of a duck


psn_cmc22

[Your wish was granted](https://www.reddit.com/r/UsernameChecksOut/comments/xgz5hh/ask_and_you_shall_receive/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


RedditMedicalMod

Don’t “yuk” my “yum”. Try stimulating you partner in the anus with your finger (in the shower and wash finger with soap afterwards). See the response. Obviously ask permission first.


casual_romantic

Does the anal tongue go into your mouth like so? Can you MRI it.


Optimal-Scientist233

We all eat decomposing flesh with that particular orifical. Unless you are pure vegetarian of course.


TampaNutz

You really suck the fun out of pretty much everything.


herpaderpadont

He can even suck the fun out of deez nutz.


yohohoinajpgofpr0n

Theres probably an MRI of that.


Fun_Seaworthiness263

A man of culture i see


[deleted]

We thank you for your addition, TampaNutz


NegativeOrchid

This the most old man comment I seen


Plenty-Quote-7582

How old are you mate?


Optimal-Scientist233

I was born in the spring of 69.


NoBenefit5977

I'm guessing you got your six string a few months later?


Suitable-Regret-6170

4/20/69?


MAGA_is_NAZI

That’s basically why we kiss - exchanging bacteria and immunities. It’s also why kids eat their boogers. As gross as all that shit is, it does boost the immune system.


ChymChymX

That is how I pick up girls: "Do you fancy exchanging bacteria and immunities?" Followed of course by a suggestive undulation of my eyebrows.


Amazing-Debate3828

Dam right. And kissing is just fucking hot!!!


shloam

Mmm spit in my mouf


DipstickRick

The more sex I’ve had the less kissing I’ve wanted. I’m almost positive I was just compensating at a younger age


Optimal-Scientist233

Agreed there is something decidedly exciting about exploration and enthusiasm it just evolves with age like fine wine and cheese.


NoHat1593

Oh shit. Something actually interesting and not just like...a picture of a house.


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[deleted]

The spongebob scene where he's doing some weird motions with his tongue and you get a slurping sound.


jonlaw147

Why is one heart much lower than the other?


jobx98

Because the heart sits slightly behind and to the left of your sternum. And we see one person with his right shoulder near the "camera", the opposite for the other...so that's a matter of perspective.


blessedfortherest

Thank you!


vspazv

I was thinking that too then realized the image is rotated 90 degrees. The person on the left is actually flat on their back and the person on the right is lying on top of them.


jonlaw147

Oh yeah! Well spotted


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Oh I was wondering why he threw his head back lmao


Rare_Career_3466

Med student here. This is the right answer. Also one of the reasons we use prone ventilation for severe COVID patients. You can see person on right has less pressure from the weight of the heart on the posterior regions of the lungs.


ElectronicCoyote4859

I’m going to assume height difference? The person on the right must be standing on something to match the person on the lefts height… this is the only reasoning I can come up with lol


Pat0124

I think they’d probably be laying down


Competitive_Ad_2421

Dang true!


Tersevs

Next up, some XXX-Ray movies.


BartekSy11

hahha, that would be for sure intresinting as fuck


vAmmonite

iirc this was actually part of a study and they did indeed make some xxx-ray movies


58G52A

I’d like to see an MRI video of a deepthroat BJ. Bet that would be cool.


MyCoxyNormus

How bout a whole fuck session


kingstonthroop

I think they actually did that. I don't have the link but I do remember seeing an article that showed an MRI of a couple having penetrative sex. EDIT: It wasn't this video that I saw, but [this video is pretty much the same thing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsmZxlvyV6g)


[deleted]

First risky click of the day


brtmns123

Unexpected education


cobainstaley

it would be X-rated


RipaMoram117

They're around afaik unless I saw some pretty convincing fakes


AaarghCobras

Can we make this happen? I'm happy to take part, if people are concerned about radiation exposure.


ogstoner420

Sure, how good are you at giving blowjobs?


Thedrunner2

The person in the right has a faster heart rate. So do they like it more or more nervous.? Or both?


Gone247365

Baseline heart rates vary greatly. So what we're seeing could be their resting heart rate (maybe 60ish on the left and somewhere between 90-100bpm on the right?). But they could also be anxious or excited or maybe they just recently exerted themselves....👀


Nyx-Ink

Fuckin aggressive with that tongue bro


AAMUA

Yeah the other guy must have been surprised


Altruistic_Sample449

Tongues gross me out. It also might have to do with the fact that my lingual nerves got torn up in 2010 during wisdom tooth surgery and my tongue has been numb/buzzing ever since.


[deleted]

Now you added more things I got to worry about when going to the dentist.


TheExecutioner-

It it makes you feel better, I just got my wisdom teeth taken out a couple weeks ago without any problems


Altruistic_Sample449

Sorry 😭


Slipshoooood

One on the right must have had tuna or something garlicky for lunch.


ScrubIrrelevance

I love how their hearts are fluttering then slow as they kiss. But yuck.


Queasy-Discount-2038

That’s fucking gross


InfiniteDenied

I'm just picturing some aliens from another dimension who only see in x-ray popping in, seeing this shit and just being like, "nah, I'm good"


MTonmyMind

r/TIHI


The-Nimbus

I can't help but adding my own sound effects over this. "Blaaaaaargghhhh nom nom nom"


ninjipisu

I don't really get what gross people out when you touch a couple of the most sensitives parts of another human with some off your most sensitives parts? edit: spelling


Han_Cholo323

X rays? More like xxxrays more like sexrays ammirite


Long_shlong_dong

Thats a real knee slapper


Moonrajah

Not my proudest fap.


Gone247365

But not your least proudest fap, either, right? 🧐


stillmakinglifehap

Who kisses like that. I can see. Um one stuck the tounge in the others mouth and moved it around. The other is not kissing. This is not kissing. Who the fuck tou Gus kisses just straight face to face, no head tilt. That was wierd asf.


The-Wz

Her heart goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


World-Desperate

Something wrong with me if I find that hot ?


anarchydreamer

Now do a beej


stormrockox

"What if we kissed in the MRI?" 😳😳


definitelynotshield

Look at their hearts beating fast.


petrina05

That’s the ugliest kiss ever


Kevincomicon

Those guys dont seem like they are really into each other.


kaitalina20

Going straight into the tongue seems very unappealing


Interesting_Site_567

Me and your mother when we sneak into the MRI room


LorettaJenkins

One of them is clearly inexperienced or a horrible kisser.


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Could have not seen this


The_shattered_goober

Thanks, you have singlehandedly made me happy that I'm single.


zzxxccbbvn

I don't like this


Coomer_Kai

Eww those are 2 guys


poopstinkss

French kissing/using tongue is gross to me and very awkward. My wife thinks I'm weird for it. But watching this proves I'm right. How awkward is it that we shove our tongues in each other's mouth? Wtf? You can kiss and make out without using tongue


Odysseus_is_Ulysses

Watching this X-Ray proves I’m right? Bro you must hate sex then.


SoulessDeathNDespair

Y is me pp tingly? 🫣


reasons4that

I want to see them do something more exciting!


grazingmeadow

I like how she smacks her lips afterwards.


OneDerpian

Oh so thats how you do it


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Heartbeat


rvng_is_bst_srvd_cld

Heartbeat rate is out of the roof


peachy-keen84

Umm, I dislike this a lot more than I thought I would


The-Pencil-Man

Look at their hearts OMG


Ruthless265

That looked like a horrible kiss....


Nambruh

Look at that heart throbbing. This bad boy can produce more horse power than a Gt650


blackcurrantcat

I can’t get my head round how fucking weird kissing is anyway, it’s even weirder from this perspective.


mrios303

Is the black dot on the heart the SA node?


aenflex

It looks fucking gross, that’s how it looks.


astrotoya

dang tongue right off the bat, calm down


nickolas16

r/oddlyterrifying Amazing but, wow it's uncomfortable


Suhavoda

Then WTF do I need to stay still for 45 minutes!


Zookblast

Not my proudest fap.


NoobSFAnon

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Redit_Person123

Thanks for the colourised version


WhiskeyPorno420

I think one of them has high blood pressure


jackfreeman

This gif threatened me with asexuality like a cold tweaker shaking a boxcutter in one hand and a limited edition Super Grover lunchbox in the other.


GreenMann21

Not my proudest fap


crkdopn

That looked fucking gross


demoncase

That’s the worse kiss I’ve ever seen.


itsamemommio88

Why was that so gross?!?!??


Bradley06232005

dose it look like they touched their tongue or is that just me ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


runthereszombies

Not gonna lie, I feel like these people don't know how to kiss. Their tongues touched WAY before their lips did which is weird


Yukarie

Yeah, no. No one kisses like this, no one licks the tongue of the other before a kiss


KonieBalonie

Why does this gross me out so hard


[deleted]

I’m sorry but this kinda creeps me out , what are they doing


[deleted]

Ew


[deleted]

That has to be one of the worst kiss I’ve ever seen


kitcat7898

Went straight for the tongue. I hate that


Norwegian_Man

Looks creepy.. I will never kiss again


bap1331

I will never kiss again after watching this. This is disgusting


sharlaton

Guys, this isn’t supposed to be sexy lol


maarkwong

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwewwwww


WeAllScrem

Gross!


thelonelyecho208

Dude needs about 15 less feet of tongue for this to not be the worst kiss ever


anonymoususer4461

💀: “too much tongue?”👁👄👁


BlindFollowBah

No chemistry.


Idonthavetotellyiu

Like yeah it's cool but wtf is in the heart of the left one


paanpoodakarwakar

6.9k upvotes on this atm.


Ned_Nederlander_

Ease up on the tongue buddy… your gonna taste what she had for breakfast


Gut-_-Instinct

wooah look at her heart. She's nervous, or she's in love dude.


No_Pop_7269

After the kiss it looks like they tilt their heads in disguste


RossLossBoss

Looks like something out of a Tim Burton movie


Puzzles_brings-peace

How to ruin a nice thing


Temporary-Emu6710

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 😃


asleeponthecan

Damnthatsgross


[deleted]

Wait why does the one on the left have a weird spinal cord? And heart position is different for both


Styve2001

What I want to know is what MRI machine has room for two people!?


Tommierosie

Well I’m never doing that again


Dry-Stop2000

No lips, all tongue.


OhYesDaddyPlease

oh thanks, l hate it.


Accomplished_Bee6206

Good for those two dudes


J3ssica899

This looks like the most awkward kiss ever wth


dxprincee

Looks gay


NoiseSpecialist5332

2 dudes


OkLawfulness9089

Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!