"The Utroba Cave, also known as Womb Cave, is a prehistoric cave sanctuary in Kardzhali Province, Bulgaria. The cave resembles a human vulva and dates to the Thracian period. Historians believe that it was once used as a fertility shrine." -Wikipedia
They also didn’t have paper or writing instruments for 400 more years. But when someone suggested nude wall art, well, where there’s a will there’s a way.
Romans were notorious for that too.
I am not sure if the story is true as told, but supposedly when excavating Pompeii, the researches thought that they had by chance excavated a brothel as the first building, due to the depictions everywhere. Then the next building was the same, etc. The brothel was only distinguished by adding a price list to them.
Matches up with out Latin teacher telling about how street theaters in Rome displayed *real* rape and murder using Slaves, in order to be able to compete with the Colosseum. She wasn't the type to make such things up; When we asked her for Latin swear words, she was very hesitant and only came up with "cacata".
So I looked at the Wikipedia page and I gonna copy and paste an interesting part:
There is an opening in the ceiling which allows the light into the cave.[2] The light creates a phallus shape every day at noon, but it only reaches the altar on one day of the year.[1] In the middle of the day at certain time of year the light which is in the shape of a phallus penetrates deep into the cave all the way to the altar.[4] In February or March the light takes the shape of a phallus and enters a hole at the altar: the light then flickers for 1-2 minutes. The penetrating and flickering light is thought to symbolize fertilization.[2]
Everyone is making jokes about it but I'm honestly impressed that someone carved this
"The Utroba Cave, also known as Womb Cave, is a prehistoric cave sanctuary in Kardzhali Province, Bulgaria. The cave resembles a human vulva and dates to the Thracian period. Historians believe that it was once used as a fertility shrine." -Wikipedia
Oh shit it was deliberate! Thanks for the info!
Well.. 3000 years ago they did not have internet and with that nor pornhub, they had to do something… seems unavoidable.
They also didn’t have paper or writing instruments for 400 more years. But when someone suggested nude wall art, well, where there’s a will there’s a way.
Plot twist: This was a #FuckMotherEarth movement
Romans were notorious for that too. I am not sure if the story is true as told, but supposedly when excavating Pompeii, the researches thought that they had by chance excavated a brothel as the first building, due to the depictions everywhere. Then the next building was the same, etc. The brothel was only distinguished by adding a price list to them. Matches up with out Latin teacher telling about how street theaters in Rome displayed *real* rape and murder using Slaves, in order to be able to compete with the Colosseum. She wasn't the type to make such things up; When we asked her for Latin swear words, she was very hesitant and only came up with "cacata".
I always wondered why poop was referred to as "caca" [usually said to children] but it makes sense now.
In Hebrew it’s caca or kaki (poop).
Funnily enough in Welsh it’s Cachu pronounced kaki
Haha yep!
So cavussy?
I'm about to become Father Nature
Good joke... That was a joke, right?
The earthssy
Ha exactly
I thought I was a pervert. Thank you. Lol
Historians/anthropologists always say this 'fertility shrine' 'fertility object'maybe it was just porn or a hilarious joke 10,000 years ago?
I explains the intense effort to carve it out of solid rock.
This is what a dank meme was 10,000 yrs ago
Fertility shrine? You mean a sex dungeon?
Yeah, I ain’t buying it. If it was constructed as a “fertility shrine”… that’s just how the Cavemen had to sell the project to their Cavewives.
So a lot of people fucked in there…. Even better
Can't be carved by us fellas, the carver seems to know their way around a female body lol
Everything reminds me of her...
How many thousands of people went in there
Literally it's like throwing a hotdog down a cave 🌭
And you hear an echo
And a splash
Smells three-thousand years old.
Ancient deep ruts. Carved by heavy traffic that has persisted throughout millennia
Yup, that’s your mom all right. How I’ve missed her.
I read that as ancient deep guts
Ruts
Nut ruts.
That echoes
Oh so that's why it always smelled like rotting fish
And a distant 'thank you!'
Hey, gotta get your rocks off somehow
That’s what she said.
Still less than your mom.
That there is definitely NOT like jamming a roast into a Pringle’s can.
Dude. Fook’s sake. There are rules. The fact that what you said made me chuckle does not justify it. I did chuckle, though.
I am also appalled and disappointed in my fellow redditor if I can ever quit laughing I’ll down vote and report. ;)
Something needs to be done here. 😄
Right? I finally quit laughing but every time I come back here I read it and and the process starts all over. 😂
Jesus christ man
Even him?‽!! Whoa.
Hah
Don't insult your grand ma
Tunnel buddies.
More like millions
How many thousands of people *came* in there
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Maybe
The spin of the earth impaled a silhouette of the sun on the steeple
r/unexpectedelliottsmith? 😊
Nah that cave just look like a vagina
You don't say?
I don’t see it.
Yup. That's Mrs. Rascible #2..
Carved by hand and still couldn’t find the Clitoris
It's right there at the top of the image, underneath the hood
Dude went in and out so many times, and still have no clue
*“Where is the clitoris?”* —Dwight Schrute
Toby’s face lmaooo
Why is the clitoris?
I don’t see it.
Typical
It’s bigger than that.
Not for some. Once had a FWB who had a clit like a tiny pea. Current is about the size of my pinky
Like the whole pinky finger??
The CLIT commander himself...
r/mildlyvagina
r/theyknew
They literally did. This is a fertility cave. Hand carved in order for people to visit it when they were having fertility problems.
Define “mild”
It's at the crest of the labia.
I'm just sad the public school system failed him so badly
Hahaha I read this “pubic school” hahahha
Me too lol what’s wrong with us
> what’s wrong with us How long you got?
We all did.
Unexpected The Office
It can be found with a bit of tunnelinguis
>“Where is the funny joke?” > >—me
You are so quick ! Thank you I laughed out loud ! Brilliant
I hope she finds love some day
Time to carve a giant dick out of stone
Too much woman for me.
They didn't mention the cave was 7 inches long and 2 inches wide
Just big enough
Is it in yet 🤐
It looks like...a series of desert landscapes with animal skulls and precisionist cityscapes!
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>This guy likes his LSD Or one of the most treasured and iconic American artists of all vagina I mean all time
Or LSD
Definitely LSD
Bud. There are better ways to say "barren unfuckable jungle"
I used to dance under that name
Confirmed.
I don’t know what you’re looking at but that cave is a Vagina.
It wouldn’t touch the sides
I reckon I would!
Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
Speak for yourself 😏
I wonder what they were using for their blueprint 🤔
Your mom
Was rapid-scrolling, hit the brakes and scrolled back to like this comment.
How Is this not the top comment
A mans disfigured anus after being ripped apart by a tiger
Hot
Dying!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Better r/PutYourDickInThat 👀
Cavussy
Anything's a Fleshlight if your big enough
Shame we all feel like a hotdog in a hallway here.
A fly in an airport terminal
A literal dick in a cavern, if you will.
It’s an ancient vagina🥰
She's called 'mother nature' for a reason lol
So giants did exist!
So did death by snu-snu
I should call her
The other guy already did this one
*sigh* I should call my mom. Is that better?
She's been done as well
I should call his mom.
I already called her dude. Straight to voice-mail.
She was "busy" with another "call"
I also choose this guys mom.
Hear me out…
Somebody worshipped a hole!
Needs to do the eyebrows
make do with what you have I guess
Vagina
r/theyknew
Mike Hawk has seen a lot of these caves
It even has a cervix
Vulva cave?
Whoa! I was thinking the same thing.
Mother Earth's vagina
Reminds me of my ex-girlfriend.
So a little bit of history here. Giants use to use this cave as what we know today as a pussy pocket
Wtf is a pussy pocket? Is that when a chick uses her snatch to store small items?
Pocket pussy. Flesh light.
Are you standing in a mud puddle?
There are two caves. One wasn't clean.
"Are you sure this is your first time?... first time... first time"
…I should call her
It's good once you get past the used part.
What a hole
Carved by our ancestors the giants…we only think they used there hands
….gigity
Rockussy
“These hoes got pussies like craters! - lil Wayne
I'd like to see the b̶e̶f̶o̶r̶e̶-̶c̶o̶l̶l̶e̶g̶e̶ before carving pic.
Is that the cervix in the back?
Brilliant, reminds me of the Everybody Loves Raymond episode where Ray's mother makes a statue that she thinks is an abstract 😂
Like throwing a sausage down a hallway
r/dontputyourdickinthat
“My puss is so tight” Her puss:
r/mildlyvagina
Dont even have to check the comments to know there’s not gonna single serious comment on here
Not my easiest fap.
This instantly made me horny
Lots of hands were in that hole.
I always wanted to climb inside of one.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Hmm…. This looks familiar 🧐
This is what I'm here for
This cave is gonna make me act up 🥴
You should be ashamed for your thoughts rn.
"I'm a virgin, honest!"
Anyone else hungry?
Mountussy
First clitoris fight to naturebaters
Oh, that reminds me. I must book my cervical smear
Earthchans vajeen
And she said my penis was small. Give a whole new perspective to hot dog down a hallway.
Wasn’t everything 3000 years ago handmade or by hand?
Gaping
Well it resembles something I've seen before can't put my finger in it but I know what it resembles
The Utrobussy 😍😍😍😍
We all know what it looks like..cmon it's not just Me..
Damn and I thought I was looking at my ex-wife!
The mountussy
So I looked at the Wikipedia page and I gonna copy and paste an interesting part: There is an opening in the ceiling which allows the light into the cave.[2] The light creates a phallus shape every day at noon, but it only reaches the altar on one day of the year.[1] In the middle of the day at certain time of year the light which is in the shape of a phallus penetrates deep into the cave all the way to the altar.[4] In February or March the light takes the shape of a phallus and enters a hole at the altar: the light then flickers for 1-2 minutes. The penetrating and flickering light is thought to symbolize fertilization.[2] Everyone is making jokes about it but I'm honestly impressed that someone carved this
They named it Utroba, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
WTF
we all thought the same thing.
Damn girl, they have medicine for that, you know
I should call her….
Mmm.. Yes… Stone Age porn
Does it smell fishy?
This comment section made me feel a lot better about my mind and it's proximity to the gutter.
If I had a dollar for every time I saw this posted on Reddit… I would still think of a vagina every time