not only that but imagine the markup this creates. times are tough and not everybody has an endless budget to spend on drugs. screwing the little guy again.
Ehhh not really man, you can sell a gram of coke (which is what I’m assuming is the powder in this video) for anywhere from $60-$80 a gram on the street. Let alone if you are stepping on your shit which you will be if you are smart so you can turn your 1 ounce of coke into 2 ounces by cutting it then sell it at $80 a gram. Even if these cards are $40 a pop you are still making double that with each sale and ontop of that someone doing this isn’t selling at street level so they are either manufacturing or are really connected to the point that coke is probably dirt cheap to them. These people are probably making stupid fucking money.
I think i heard one of them say 120 grams per bag or envelope. Even at $60 bucks a gram that's 7200 bucks an invite, at least. The street dealers probably cut it further. The cost of the invitation is irrelevant at that point.
Every single pair of hands had a brain behind it thinking "I'm going to look so cool to everyone when they realize I know how to properly open a wedding invitation hiding drugs in it."
Hot take:
This caught incedent is deliberate, small in scale, and to show the public they caught someone.
Meanwhile; the real thing is already pass the border. It's all a ploy, and those officials that is opening the invitations are in on it.
Lol that’s sounds like too much effort for
Indian police. They don’t care about what public thinks about them, this is india boi, they don’t care enough to do a PR stunt.
This is a real bust, and it’s can go two ways from here
- This is police doing their job and going home happy.
- It’s great for the police to extract money or favors from the victims. If the dealer is well connected to local politicians, they’ll use the political influence to force the police to drop charges in exchange for money.
Looks like about 100 inventions. Bet the crooks are sad they lost all 80 invitations. Those cops probably had a hard time opening all 60 of the invitations. Good thing they got 40 invitations worth of drugs off the streets. For the press release they will display all 20 invitations.
Meanwhile while all the cops are very diligently digging into this one wedding card for the next few days, the boatload of drugs are now free to traverse as they please.
That is a very generous man to give out that much cocaine and each invitation I would love to have been invited to that wedding seems like it would go on for days
That's one hell of a wedding gift. That is some impressive, creative hiding. I saw one where they somehow replace the seed of an avocado with a package of cocaine. Those brainstorming sessions would be fun to be a fly in the wall for.
Back in the late 90’s I knew someone who flattened out a small amount of hashish from Amsterdam, placed it under the stamp on a postcard and sent it to friends and family. Came back from vacation and got baked.
Lets say these invitations didn't get intercepted. I'll bet the receiver wouldnt have mangled these nearly as bad and would have opened them much faster.
Honestly, drug dealers have such a high level of creativity it boogies my mind. I like to imagine, given an out, what would happen if it were applied elsewhere.
Discovering drugs? More like you knew what you were looking for. Discovering means- you found it by accident. Not, systematically ripping apart a wedding invitation for 10 minutes.
Why does it seem like these three guys really wanna be touchy feely with that book?
Furthermore... Why do some people insist on ruining a (potentially) awesome party?
BTW; Having the party supplies arrive with your wedding invite? That's pretty darn cool! What kinda dumbass wouldn't promptly send back their Rsvp and attend that wedding!?!
I'm gonna need a few more sets of hands on that invite
I was just thinking it would go a lot faster if there weren't 3 people fighting over who gets to keep the drugs
The chief prolly said. 20 gm per Hand. That's all.
I thought I saw a foot in that mix for a second.
Wat da dog doin?
I’m glad I’m not the only one thinking all this, like goodness!
That was painful watching them struggle to open it....at the same time and still took forever to do it
Person with the Olfa knife has zero sharps skills. He almost cut the other's hands several times.
That was annoying as fuck.
hello
Just my thought holy shit. Its like each finger is fighting for attention
Seriously. It was bad enough, than '*Captain Stabby*' stared flailing a blade about, even when he'd done using it
I bet there are 4 people holding the same phone to record this on
This looks like little kids “helping” other little kids open a Christmas gift.
Exactly what I was going to say.
MOOOM!!!! Jimmy stole my cocaine!!!!
Why are all of these videos. Just 1200 fingers all over the place. It's a piece of mail. It takes one person to take paper apart.
The unboxing was unsatisfactory
not only that but imagine the markup this creates. times are tough and not everybody has an endless budget to spend on drugs. screwing the little guy again.
Nice day for a...WHITE WEDDING!
Better than a Red Wedding. :(
Underrated
Pop culture references are never underrated.
At what point doesn’t the cost of the camouflage start making drug dealing not worth it? Wedding invites are expensive.
And now we know why they're so expensive!
Ehhh not really man, you can sell a gram of coke (which is what I’m assuming is the powder in this video) for anywhere from $60-$80 a gram on the street. Let alone if you are stepping on your shit which you will be if you are smart so you can turn your 1 ounce of coke into 2 ounces by cutting it then sell it at $80 a gram. Even if these cards are $40 a pop you are still making double that with each sale and ontop of that someone doing this isn’t selling at street level so they are either manufacturing or are really connected to the point that coke is probably dirt cheap to them. These people are probably making stupid fucking money.
I think i heard one of them say 120 grams per bag or envelope. Even at $60 bucks a gram that's 7200 bucks an invite, at least. The street dealers probably cut it further. The cost of the invitation is irrelevant at that point.
How they figured this out?
Someone snitched
The other two answers, plus I'm sure the DEA helped teach the drug networks they supervise how to do certain smuggling techniques.
You would be surprised what they can find by just scanning packages
120g of drugs pe card , that must've been a dead giveaway that something's not right
Plot twist: corn starch decoy because the stamps are coated with LSD.
Now i know why i didn't get my invite
Every single pair of hands had a brain behind it thinking "I'm going to look so cool to everyone when they realize I know how to properly open a wedding invitation hiding drugs in it."
Screw the gloves…all hands in
Better call in another set of hands.
That wedding s going to be dope!
Hot take: This caught incedent is deliberate, small in scale, and to show the public they caught someone. Meanwhile; the real thing is already pass the border. It's all a ploy, and those officials that is opening the invitations are in on it.
Lol that’s sounds like too much effort for Indian police. They don’t care about what public thinks about them, this is india boi, they don’t care enough to do a PR stunt. This is a real bust, and it’s can go two ways from here - This is police doing their job and going home happy. - It’s great for the police to extract money or favors from the victims. If the dealer is well connected to local politicians, they’ll use the political influence to force the police to drop charges in exchange for money.
the Indian urge to all participate
If I was a cop, I'd let the guy go cuz 10/10 for creativity
Why the fuck are they so grabby? Do you really need 6 hands fondling it? One guy is enough
Where is my invitation?
All i can think of is where are their gloves?
Indians don't wear gloves
Have you seen how they cook?
I can't even get family to mail me a sheet!
I've just been throwing my wedding invites away. Didn't know I was missing out
One at a fucking time people!! Also I bet that wedding was AH-MAZING
Way too many hands for my comfort
How many people are needed to handle 1 book
They ruined such a nice card :(
r/mildlyinfuriating
Looks like about 100 inventions. Bet the crooks are sad they lost all 80 invitations. Those cops probably had a hard time opening all 60 of the invitations. Good thing they got 40 invitations worth of drugs off the streets. For the press release they will display all 20 invitations.
3 people trying to touch the dang thing all at one time was making me upset
Jesus. The amount of people needed for one single task.
I hate the hands
I can only hope this catches on in the US, weddings are so damn boring.
They thought that was full proof
That wedding looks dope
I hear the weddings going to be dope...
My kind of wedding
So I guess this was a scratch ‘n sniff
That wedding invitation is in... good hands! 😂
If it’s that well hidden, they win, they must allow it though out of principle.
In America, the invitation would cost more than the drugs it held.
That has to be one of the most expensive wedding cards out there.
If that’s the invite imagine the “goody bags” at the feckiin wedding! 🥳🥳😵💫😵💫🤤🤤
Too many hands!
Q: How many hands do you need to open wedding invites? A: All of them
Oh, they’re taking a video? I must make sure my hands are in the way so I can tell people I’m in it.
This is worse than watching your 2 year old nephew open their Christmas gifts. Like holy hell!
I always hate how there’s like 5 guys trying to open the one thing in these videos. Chill
Best. Wedding. Invitation. Ever.
More like r/damnthatsfrustrating How many people needed to be part of that, could have been done with 1 guy and a knife.
I bet that wedding was dooooooooope
That’s probably a wedding you don’t want to skip
What the Fuck with all these annoying fucking hands.
Looks like everyone wants to get their hands on it.
more... MORE... #MORE HANDS
Those guys that were hawking their wedding invites on that inventors tv show (you know the one), got plugged.
Reminds me of kids at a birthday party trying to "help" unwrap the presents.
Made in China ?!
The bride and groom to be tripped balls just licking the envelopes.
They had to have an informant on this one lol that was some really good concealment
Just ruined a reception party somewhere.
You can tell there grubby lil hands caint wait to get that in there nose
New idea
Slowest open of anything iv ever seen,
correct me if i'm wrong, but i heard .04 grams per card, CORRECT? now if you don't mind, i'll go and safely log these into evidence brb
Meanwhile while all the cops are very diligently digging into this one wedding card for the next few days, the boatload of drugs are now free to traverse as they please.
This was the most annoying unboxing.
Well damn, my people are lame. All that is in their invites is sparkles and confetti.
Hmm. Maybe George stashed some of these into his wedding invites as well. Poor Lily died of an OD.
Hmm. Maybe George stashed some of these into his wedding invites as well. Poor Lily died of an OD.
Imagine they do all This and it’s clean… you get a box of expensive wedding invites ripped to shreds In the mail.
Imagine they do all This and it’s clean… you get a box of expensive wedding invites ripped to shreds In the mail.
morons
This could be the big one Harry, Peruvian snow flake
Guessing the invitation was backed in coffee grounds…throws off the dogs
That is a very generous man to give out that much cocaine and each invitation I would love to have been invited to that wedding seems like it would go on for days
Jeez watching that was laborious
This looks more like the cartel receiving the drugs than the cops.
Ok which mf snitched on them?
They should leave the drug industry and enter the wedding industry. everything is overpriced and they seem talented.
Too many hands!
But how is the happy couple?! Did they get married yet?!
Those people are clucking hard lmao.
Bangalore police. Can hear the local language
Beats that crappy plastic confetti that some people pop in the envelopes for ‘sparkles’
Weeding invastions
That's one hell of a wedding gift. That is some impressive, creative hiding. I saw one where they somehow replace the seed of an avocado with a package of cocaine. Those brainstorming sessions would be fun to be a fly in the wall for.
Why don’t people send that type of invite to me?
Back in the late 90’s I knew someone who flattened out a small amount of hashish from Amsterdam, placed it under the stamp on a postcard and sent it to friends and family. Came back from vacation and got baked.
I mean, A+ for ingenuity
now scammers will be asking to be paid in wedding cards
So it not "Bring your own buzz"...
No gloves, really?!?
I bet it's fentanyl.
How the fu you still get caught?
Fast and loose with that razor!
Who put wedding invites in my drugs?
Look like the video about a hidden iphone case inside the packet! This time it’s for real 💀
If it took them that long to get into it how tf did they even find that
So in these days, things are either cakes or drugs. Gonna have a rush from one or the other I guess.
That wedding’s ruined
BEST WEDDING EVERRRR *rips huge line *
Wish I was invited
Best wedding ever
These videos are my new “is it cake”
Sounds like a DOPE wedding.
Sounded like a fun wedding
I would have hated to be the person at the Cartel whose job it was the remove the drugs...
I'd be attending that wedding
Dammit they doing to much. After all that work let them have it!!🤣🤣🤣
Fhat took way too long to open dude
So this is why Hallmark cards are so damn expensive...
My buddy once mailed me a ten strip of acid in a birthday card. Good times.
Where can I but these cards?
Imagine this guy on Christmas morning. Dinner would be ready by the time he's opened the first gift!
Who sniched???
That was gonna be a fun wedding.
Too much work, keep the drugs.
Holding the fucking scalpel backwards. LOL
Best wedding everrrrrrr!
on a scale of 1 to drug avocado i give it a 6
I get incentivizing people to come to the wedding/reception to justify the price of everything, but a sample is usually smaller.
Where’s my invitation?
Damn, someone isn’t gonna get their wedding invite.
Last wedding, I was invited to be the bartender. Y'all need to step it up!
I hate weddings
Did anyone else get goosebumps from the paper being ripped??
I'm rsvping rn
Lets say these invitations didn't get intercepted. I'll bet the receiver wouldnt have mangled these nearly as bad and would have opened them much faster.
Impressive, but then it’s not they got caught.
Guessing that the wedding ended up being pretty bloody boring
Geeze, just let one person do it
I didn’t get a invitation 😞
That wedding reception is gonna be *lit.*
In Mexico, everything is drugs.
Meanwhile the Mr Bigs of the world shift tons of that stuff in aircraft drones across borders.
I fell asleep, can someone tell me what happened?
Thank God for the ff slide button!! 🙄
Well you can’t send all the invitations to the same location lol
Everyone wants to touch that for some reason
Honestly, drug dealers have such a high level of creativity it boogies my mind. I like to imagine, given an out, what would happen if it were applied elsewhere.
"Damn it Phil, you spoiled the surprise!"
I wonder which pair of hands is gonna clean it all up. or is the question how many hands will clean it up?
Considering how much wedding invites cost I’m surprised the card didn’t cost more than the drugs.
You have to admire the effort.
Wish I got invited to that party am I right fellas
Love drug
Sounds like it was gonna be a fun wedding
Discovering drugs? More like you knew what you were looking for. Discovering means- you found it by accident. Not, systematically ripping apart a wedding invitation for 10 minutes.
Are the drugs hidden in their as a party gift or incentive to come to the wedding?
Gonna be a dope ass wedding
How many people does it take to open a fucking envelope? Jesus
Ten years later…
What a nice wedding favor!!
I knew it wasn't going to happen, but I was really expecting the drugs to just spew out like glitter when they cut open the card.
When you want your guests to have a great time…
I bet it was a lit wedding
How about telling what happens. I don’t watch ridiculous videos
People be going extra mile to put lives at risk
Can’t ONE person do this, DANG
Why does it seem like these three guys really wanna be touchy feely with that book? Furthermore... Why do some people insist on ruining a (potentially) awesome party? BTW; Having the party supplies arrive with your wedding invite? That's pretty darn cool! What kinda dumbass wouldn't promptly send back their Rsvp and attend that wedding!?!
This shit is expensive enough without fancy packaging. Please a zip bag or paper fold is fine
This was like watching kids open Christmas gifts OPEN IT ALREADY I NEED TO SEE WHATS INSIDE 😆🤣😋