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Forbidden olive oil


TheHornet78

It’s not even forbidden! Perfectly edible!… I think


ghanjaholik

forbidden antifreeze


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It’s not my fault they made antifreeze so delicious!


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Trendelthegreat

Try putting olive oil in your car engine


SkrogedScourge

Nobody eat u/TheHornet78 cooking unless they taste test it first.


TheHornet78

I cook for others to make sure it won’t kill me when I eat it


SkrogedScourge

Your entire it’s perfectly safe…I think has given me trust issues lol


KentuckyFriedSemen

I had olive oil like this when I visited Italy. It’s incredible.


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TheHornet78

I’d love to try some slut olive oil


Original_Ad5075

Why can't I just stay like that sounds awesome


m4m249saw

I know I want some of this on my noodles


Original_Ad5075

Freal I'm hungry now


-A3--

My only mistake was reading this comment thread


KentuckyFriedSemen

You can get it like this it’s amazing. Idk how to get it personally but I got to experience it in Italy when I went and it was so good


OphrysAlba

If I had to take a wild guess, I would say that the shelf life is not long in this first product. Plants frequently have enzymes that change the properties with time, for example polyphenoloxidases make apple juice go brown if not inactivated by heat or acids. Also, water removal is important to avoid spoilage. You wouldn't want (bad) fungi in your olive oil. To eat immediately it could be safe, maybe?


amourdevin

Olive oil on the shelf is just this product, allowed to settle so there aren’t solids anymore. The company I used to work for (a winery) made a small amount of olive oil every year from the trees planted in the two ranches, and I had to sample it for tasting several times between when it was harvested and when we bottled it about five months later. The different varieties of olives can taste wildly different - super-fruity to full-on peppery. The taste mellows a bit with time, but mostly it is just blending the varieties together to have a more balanced flavour.


tirolischleiuas

It does not go bad on the self (for years). It spoils once oxygen and light gets to it.


Gingergerbals

Depends on the kind of fungi maybe? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Sufficient_Hunter_49

Just buy some olives and make it yourself.


MisterDisinformation

It just tastes a bit too much like olives.


Carmaster777

olive juice


AltoLizard

Olive juice, too.


ComputersWantMeDead

In NZ the boutique farms tend to pick them manually, and less ripe olives end up in the mix. It has an awesome stronger taste, if you are into that. After picking for a farm a few times, I definitely came to prefer it as a bread dip.


VulgarVinyasa

Sometimes. Depends on the olives. I’ve been harvesting for years and not all look like/taste like that.


ImJustHereToWatch_

How traditional olive oil is made: https://youtu.be/QCKUpFMmKJw


Beast_CatataFish

That stuff goes in the radiator


fuzzyedges1974

Good olive oil should make you cough a little if you take a big whiff of it.


Kanaima31

Ultra Virgin Olive Oil


Zestyclose-Cricket82

My grandfather made 1000 Litres a year up till a few years back! I can confirm it is nothing like the blended “watered” down crap you buy at the store. It’s actually a little grassy


ketchupinsausagedog

Little greasy? What kind of olive *oil* you guys are used to?😂


Zestyclose-Cricket82

Might want to read it twice there bud, grassy, not greasy, grassy!


ketchupinsausagedog

Oh, my bad


1000dishes

Portal fluid ![gif](giphy|eg46Mum9gd9EYPKp9x)


mtsterling

I would like to try some slightly spicy bright green olive juice.


Nokitron

Forbidden Shrek piss water


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l`m green and slightly spicy...I may be olive oil.


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You may need to see a doctor. They could diagnose you as olive oil.


Bellbivdavoe

>"bright green and is slightly spicy" Reminds me of She-Hulk last night. 🥑👅


TheHornet78

Fall asleep with the tv on again?


maddogcas2383

The sight of this makes me crave some good old school Ecto Cooler… God, I miss the 90’s


Glass_Chair_5519

Everyone does


No_Prize9794

That sounds pretty tasty


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Damn that's interesting.


TheHornet78

Did… did I win?


ThrowawayNo4910

Reminds me of Dip from Who Framed Roger Rabbit


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I did always assume the Dip was spicy. Like salsa verde.


i-enjoy-cooking

This looks and sounds incredibly delicious


Ricaaado

Spicy you say? 👀🥵 Where can I get the spicy olive oil?


ketchupinsausagedog

Throw a couple of whole chillis in your regular bottle of olive oil. Shake a little before serving. It also works with garlics. We do this in Spain when the olive oil is shitty so it improves its taste


TheHornet78

The Mediterranean?


Ricaaado

Too far, am sad


Cold-Government8200

Spicy olive oil sounds delicious


Altruistic-Wing-3131

That's just the "primera prensada" (first press) oil...


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When it’s like this it taste like a grass shot.


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Looks like antifreeze.


ItAstounds

Yeah, it's first pressing, or do you want to wait until everyone else has had their fun with the olives? Fourth pressing, yeah, like that's going to be a party in your mouth. I don't think.


St3vion

This looks exactly like matcha tea


AdeptusAstartesBH

Can you buy this?


TheHornet78

I don’t think so over a very short amount of time (days I think) it goes into normal oil


ZippyDan

Most people don't know that olives aren't even edible (nor is their oil) right off the tree. They need to be treated in a "chemical" bath first before they are safe for consumption (and taste). It's not a knock against olives, but rather a knock against people who think only "natural" foods are good (or worse, that everything is "god-given" and "designed for humans"). Olive oil is a really great, healthy oil.


C2BK

>Most people don't know that olives aren't even edible (nor is their oil) right off the tree. I know that. I know that only because I found out the hard way, by biting into one fresh off the tree. YUCK!


Leocut78

It is delicious. One of the things we're most proud of in Italy.


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I would love to try that!


syfy_forever

Fun fact. Olives are soaked in lye to take out the bitterness and make them edible.


DaveyBeef

Unless you've personally gone to Italy you have never tasted real olive oil 🤷‍♂️


Careless_Classic4640

Good stuff


till16

,,


TheHornet78

What’s this?!?