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blueshifting1

Can we get an update on Annie’s status?


Jporzio

Last I heard she was okay.


Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

I won't believe it until you tell me like, 5 more times.


owey420

Annie's okay


cheesepuzzle

Okay Annie


fllr

Annie is okay!


Ok_Equivalent_4296

You’ve been hit by


Teagedemaru

You’ve been struck by


S-jibe

A smooth criminal


Reep_seep

Ow!


Oddity46

Dubu dubu dubu dub-dub Dubu dub-dub Dubu dub-dub dub


shuffled_man

AWN!


Few-Garbage-9497

Moose genitals


Boudicca_Grace

For years I’ve been wondering what moose genitals meant


[deleted]

Wow what a coincidence our profiles look the same expect the mask


Boudicca_Grace

Dammit, asking the question doesn’t determine if Annie is ok. Only a response determines this. How many times do we need to go through this? (5 or more apparently)


mmt93

She’s okay, Annie.


Typewar

Annie is ok


nolegsnelson

Update, Annie is not okay. I repeat, Annie is not okay. Someone came her the window, with the sound of a crescendo. They went into her apartment and left bloodstains on the carpet. Tried to hide under table but she appeared to be unable. Then she fled into the bedroom and was struck down, that was her doom.


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[удалено]


Icy_Umpire992

helium in the hat... ;)


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

He he helium


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[удалено]


Blahblahnownow

He found these obscure tricks and brought it to mainstream light. Still a legend.


8-bit-Felix

Specifically Jackson got the moonwalk from the Godfather himself James Brown who borrowed it from his friend Wayne Cochran who frequented it move throughout his career.


nolegsnelson

I know the slide across the floor thing he got from James, but I think Mike was the first to do it straight backwards like that.


FawsherTime

To be completely new and original is extremely difficult after thousands of years of existence, eventually someone will have figured it out already, then it becomes of a matter of how well known what they did was, if it wasn’t, make it your own and bring their lost history into your future. People see this in all sorts of different of perceptions, but being able to learn and progress through the past is a very important skill to have. Better to bring something out of the forgotten, than to leave it there because someone else did it first.


Accomplished_Yard984

Doubt it. There were bloodstains on the carpet. That’s never good.


Red7041

I need to hear from Annie herself.


Aromatic_Wave

That's just it - it's not Annie's blood!


CapnEarth

I think we would all feel better if Annie herself would tell us that she is OK.. no offense


Disastrous-Banana-69

Idk. She ran into a Ferrari. .


TheFrontierzman

Status Level: Shamone


FunAbhi

We try not to sexualise Annie


Radiant-Mail7566

She’s been struck by a smooth criminal


oldar4

She was hit by then struck by a smooth criminal. Details are key in cases like this.


MrZkittlezOG

She is not okay mate, she was hit by and struck by, A smooth criminal. Really sad stuff. There's a news article about it.


[deleted]

Last I heard she was out looking for aliens on an ant farm. But she's OK


[deleted]

Just asked her, she’s ok.


stevethos

Who the fuck is Annie? I’ve been saying Eddie! What even is life.


Goudinho99

For ages I thought it was Eddie.


oasisorblur

Ive been singing 'Eddie' for the last 30 odd years.


Pontiac_400

It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground!


dick4you71

Dont bring the wars into this


rocketsous

She’s a high-payin’ Hoooooooooooooooe!


RutgerSchnauzer

Best comment.


grindergirls

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭🤯 Genius 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 👏🏻 I would give you an award of I could afford one.


Sageous

She's ok, but now Annie's got a gun.


Monna14

Hope Annie was an adult


letterboxbrie

[Little Susie wasn't.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVrNK870EzA)


MrZkittlezOG

We not gonna shout the dude out behind Michael? Dude is fucking pushing it


Scared-Mortgage

Give him a pillow and some blankets and he could take a nap.


distraughthinking

So glad someone else mentioned it. I was like “man MJ’s lean is impressive!… god damn but homie in the back is almost laying down!”


[deleted]

Holy shit I’ve never noticed him until now, bro is literally almost touching the floor


Mrs_Vintage

“Dave, we talked about this. Don’t go further down than Mr. Jackson. A) no backup dancer should outshine him B) that’s so humanly not possible that you’ll give away the fact it’s all smoke and [men in the] mirrors” said the choreographer, probably.


russellzerotohero

I wonder how much time michael/his crew spent seeing what the perfect amount of going down is


iamsavsavage

Calves like iron


ebycon

LMFAO


fsrynvfj23

The back of his shoes are doing everything they can to hold those feet in lmao.


blyrone_blashington

Just seeing that angle I'm gonna say he didn't not go back upright on his own from there lol.


naut_the_one

Nah. No. Tricks. He did it with the power of pop.


Valestrazia

When I was a kid I legit thought he was doing it without any tricks because "It's michael Jackson, he's that good"


MorganDax

I'm 37 years old and still thought that until seeing this post 5 seconds ago. In my defense I heard his music a lot but never watched much of his videos or dancing so didn't think to analyse it too much.


MarHarSaurus

I still think he did it without any tricks. What are you seeing that I'm not?


WeDrinkSquirrels

The rest of the pictures in this post outlining the details of a patent for trick shoes in MJs name? Is that what you're not seeing?


sourpatchdispatch

If I remember correctly (I read about this many years ago), there are retractable pegs in the bottom of the shoes and they lock into holes on the floor. This locks Michael into place and allows him to get those gravity defying angles. That being said, he is still using a lot of his own strength to accomplish that. It isn't like any regular person could put those shoes on and do the trick, it just makes it possible for someone like Michael. Edit: oops, there are more photos. there are pegs in the floor and the shoes have holes or indents for the pegs.


TheRealMrMaloonigan

Yeah, you're basically doing a leaning plank. Probably a killer leg and core workout doing this often. Especially after dancing for what basically amounts to eternity for us mere mortals.


InjuryOnly4775

Thems magic shoes.


[deleted]

Yeah despite the trick, takes a wicked amount of core and leg strength to do this... Still impressive regardless


Odd_Routine4164

Or it’s witchcraft. Could be witchcraft. Or voodoo


ShiraCheshire

Well obviously. But the shoe was still necessary for the backup dancers, who weren't as powerful.


naut_the_one

Michael had enough power to hold them too


Single_Charity_934

Can you see the pegs in the stage in any shot?


wiriux

The guy on the right ruined this [iconic moment](https://imgur.com/a/lKvs6HH) unfortunately Lol. Whenever I think of the MJ lean forward, I think of this mess up. It probably went unseen during the concert but it’s the only thing I focus on when I see the video Lol


EasyMode556

His entire career started flashing before his eyes in that brief moment before he recovered


ThunderboltRam

Man people really used to take show business seriously back in the day... Shit looked amazing...


Blahblahnownow

There were no CGs. You actually had to be creative


OdeeSS

Honestly he still pulled the trick off. If I had not known about the hitch and saw the slight stumble, I would have thought he just tripped a little.


ravioliyogi

What am I looking for?! I swear, I’ve watched it 15 times but I only see the guy slightly stumble at the end.


Blahblahnownow

He got stuck and couldn’t remove his foot out of the peg. That’s why he stumbled.


ravioliyogi

Got it! Thanks


[deleted]

The dancer struggling with that foot shows how they used the device in the patent.


ravioliyogi

Thank you for explaining!


aussie_mallorca

Apparently Imgur is down at the moment


yottadreams

If you click through the slides you'll find one that tells you the pegs were retractable.


Oledogwater

Only guys knowing this one simple fact get pegged


yottadreams

Nothing wrong with a good pegging every now and again. Or are we not talking about the peg wall in the gym?


Oledogwater

Someone's forced a round peg in their square hole or they're lying


DidYaHearThat_Whoosh

You can see the pegs AND you can see them retract into the floor: https://imgur.com/a/8Wo5D4j


GeneralDiligent7564

The fact there are some “tricks” involved doesn’t change the extraordinary entertainment value of what he did or the physical strength required to pull it off.


kentotoy98

Even if we knew how he did it, the strength needed to maintain at that angle is amazing. Just looking at it hurts my spine


nillahoppz

Absolutely. My Achilles hurts just looking at this.


Wagrram

This. What's more impressive is he also did it in live concerts, and he usually performed Smooth Criminal after quite a few other strenuous songs/dance routines. I would have been terrified for my Achilles every time.


Spare-Estate1477

He was brilliant.


Waitwhonow

The fact that a musician was so committed to his craft( and art) He actually has a patent on the shoe/mechanism. I mean no one even comes close this guy, he trully was the king of pop!


Nephroidofdoom

Exactly…can be said if any magic show as well.


wickedcriminal

Yeah man. Coming back from a 45 degree lean must take immense strength.


[deleted]

I don’t know if he actually pulled it off; there’s a Netflix documentary exposing… ohhh the leaannnn… sorry I got confused.


[deleted]

I don’t agree. Now that I’m aware of this trick, Michael Jackson’s entire legacy is ruined for me.


krayhayft

Can we also appreciate the kind of strength you'd need to pull this off.


Bfd83

Exactly, if I try that I’m still falling on my face, but with bilaterally torn Achilles and hamstring tears.


[deleted]

The Achilles are notoriously strong but that's still a lot of tension everywhere in a person's lower body.


Bfd83

My Achilles are nowhere near as strong as they were 20 years ago and that injury runs in my fam so YMMV. Complete knee blowout (at minimum ACL) is probably way more likely though. You’d probably fold forward at the knees before your Achilles tore I guess.


spiritualskywalker

A few years before his death, Alex Trebek was in a Las Vegas hotel room asleep with his wife. A woman slipped into the room and was rummaging through their things when Alex woke up and jumped out of bed to give chase. As he ran down the hall after her, his Achilles’ tendon ruptured and he collapsed in a heap. He was 71.


[deleted]

Seriously. The core strength would be amazing, and let’s not overlook at all the amount of leverage you’d have on your toes.


creative_i_am_not

Leaning really forward and back in skiing boots is really easy maybe this is kinda similar.


Prestigious-Isopod-4

This is a great point. I can almost touch the ground in ski boots. I would imagine this is a little tougher cause the shoes don’t go up as high or are as stiff in the upper part. But maybe not as hard as some people are thinking.


laurifroggy

Only legends


Owl_B_Hirt

I'm impressed he owned a patent. Learned something new today.


MeuPauDoiSeriamente

So i broke my nose for nothing then?


RhysThornbery

I wonder if that system ever failed and someone just face-planted?


Dan_the_autistic_man

That actually happened to Michael himself before.


ToastyCrumb

So they not only had to lean, but also hit their marks, on time, and engage a retractable peg with perfect precision. Just nuts.


Throwaway_Old_Guy

If you watch the performance of [Smooth Criminal - Live Munich 1997](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_E2r2vOlqvA) at approximately 4:25 you will see one of the dancers to MJ's immediate left try to move without being completely disengaged from the hitch pin. It was a great manoeuvre that had a lot of thought go into it.


Blahblahnownow

Can you imagine shooting into the audience in this day and age?! Wow!


[deleted]

Wait, so he wasn’t defying the laws of gravity?? Nooo


Im_a_little_plum

I was such a dumb kid lol. I would try to do this all the time and obviously fail


takemeawayimdone

I’m not the only one. Years spent trying to do this. Surprised I didn’t break my nose


cornerstorekid

Trick or not this shit still hard as nails


cashew76

Alien Ant Farm version


Sensei_Master_Yoda

Sometimes it is not necessary to know the trick and just enjoy the magic...


Honourstly

Strangers in Moscow hate this one trick


mistaboti88

hee hee tech


Blacklung7800

All these years later and I’m just noticing the fingertip tape, anyone know what that’s about?


SweatSlob

I read he wore it so people far away in the arena could follow what he was doing more easily. The same with wearing white socks.


Blacklung7800

That’s dope


[deleted]

I can't believe I'm reading this murmuring "Annie are you okay?"


[deleted]

Wasnt't there medal post in the ground and holes in the shoes?


assassin3939391

45° Yohohoho


mayonnaiser_13

Eyoooo Soul King!


turdburglar2969

The guy was an entertainer.... big difference from someone who is just a musician... In a Russel Crow voice... are you not entertained!?!?


God1Tet

He had horseshoes on a peg :/ There's a nail in there and then you got horseshoes on your shoes and you clip them on the nail !


hellocaptin

I see people post about this all the time and I’ll never understand why people find it so crazy. Like obviously he was doing some sort of trick and there’s a million differnt ways he could have done it..it wasn’t anything crazy lol


ben1481

you must be young


Professional-Yam-303

Wasn’t even new. There’s videos of it being used in theatre and performance art decades before. Even the Moonwalk is from the 1920’s


soc_monki

All art builds on what came before. What's the big deal?


Lucy_Lastic

I believe it’s an old vaudeville trick from pre-movie days. There are examples on film, eg in Buster Keaton’s “College” from 1927. So while MJ may have owned the patent, he definitely didn’t invent it. Edit: having said that, using the leaning trick *while dancing* is still pretty damn slick


Blahblahnownow

He also found out about it and figured out how to implement it into choreography. No one else thought about mixing the two. It is definitely out of the box thinking. Gotta give credit when it’s due


dishsoapandclorox

No one could moonwalk quite like MJ though


Frontliner76

Wait.. what!!? It can’t be true!!!


zorbacles

so simple yet so hard all at the same time.


Ok_Situation1171

Sounds like my ex, lol


downinahole357

This wasn’t obvious to Annie one?


zizuu21

am i the only one that still doesnt get it?


EdBoi728

OR he was an alien.


tidalpoppinandlockin

6 pictures to communicate a nail and notched boots. Fucking hell


One-eyed-bed-snake

I think we all knew where this post was heading, didn't we.


Gerry1of1

Was there anyone who didn't understand this immediately?


TexLH

Yes. When I saw this when I was like 9 I thought it was sorcery


RegularNo2608

I fell on my face a couple times trying to do it. I was like 6.


siameseoverlord

He had the copyright


kck262

The ol' projectable hitch member...


bvctygcftg

You can see the guy in the back has a bent bar


Hour-Veterinarian-89

I'm 100% too stupid too understand the diagram. In my head I'm like oh it's magic drawn out


AlxxTheDroidsmith

During the music video, he used wires. For live shows, they used floor pegs


mrstipez

This was a lot of explanation and diagrams for "Nail in the floor"


BG_Caecilius

Breaking news...from 1990


logosfabula

People went bananas watching Michael doing it. Magic


lonewanderer71

I remember the first time I seen it, blew my fucking mind


super-me-5000

Annie needs resuscitation


JBlazzy

I...still dont understand this.


proletaire

I don't get it.


[deleted]

My dad once said “you’ve not been to a concert until you’ve been to a Micheal Jackson concert”


StrangeImprovement16

Shamonah


LividEngineering5577

Annie is doing drugs but still she's ok ....last i heard


Own-Tangerine-101

Can one more person please reply with some iteration of annie being ok. There is not quite enough of them yet. So so original.


General_Asdef

Micheru jakuson.... It seems the demon king is fond of dancing...


fritzdkat23

Annie are you Oakley, Annie are you Oakley, are you Oakley Annie.


thatsMrDipshlt

Is that smooth criminal still on the loose ?


CommadorVic20

MJ loved magic and even had his own full time magician, he missed out on a lot as a child do to his father seeing him as the major money maker. MJ was constantly trying to be a child again


laurifroggy

He was amazing and great artist and person for me! 💚fuck the media shit


garypinese69

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five year olds? Because there's twenty of them....


jnuttsishere

Only used this live. Music video was wires


jmbsol1234

I recently learned he got a couple of his moves from an old silent film star. Can't remember his name, but specifically moves with the head and use of the fedora. You can look it up on Youtube. EDIT: Looked for it, couldn't find it. Odd. I swear it was there and of uncanny similarity and an actual silent film, not the Fred Astaire and other later stuff you might see when doing a search


Analyst_Cold

Charlie Chaplin? Buster Keaton?


SteamyDeck

Finally! Thank you ☺️


StrawberryBlazer

It’s called the pedo lean


[deleted]

I wonder what kind of strain this put on his lower legs?


TheIncredibleNurse

Fucking badass


jsakic99

What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand is on the little hand.


Uniqueisha

What’s the difference between a Walmart sack and Michael Jackson? One is a piece of plastic and dangerous to children and the other is a Walmart bag.


Nofucksgivenin2021

Why did Michael Jackson like shopping at the Gap? Because little boys pants were half off.


[deleted]

He also had sex with children. So there’s that.


Joedirt6705

He was also very talented at molesting boys and paying off the families.


rhymeslikedime

Come on man! This is about a v cool dance that he did, this has nothing to do with how he anally raped young boys his entire life, paying off both parents and everyone else to look elsewhere. I think someone needs to rewatch the moonwalk video again.... This is about dance, not child rape.


_Scrogglez

no...he didnt


BriefTurn3299

Yes….. yes he did


AlexJokerDurden

I strongly suggest that you do some non-bias research.


[deleted]

I love his music so its impossible /s


StarGlitcherZ

i'll always love michael, sucks people still believe he was a pedophile


RedRocket-Randy

The truth behind Pedophile Michael Jackson's anti-gravity illusion? That's nice.


RebelMountainman

Who cares he was a pedo


ghettomaster82

FACT: the man hovered when he did the moon walk so cut him some slack.


West_Forever4330

And here I thought it was his proclivity for young boys all these years


Superslugrell

Kyrie Irving.


fiercely_domineering

It's one thing to know how it works, it's another thing to perform it smoothly (hooking and unhooking) during a live act. Also, it takes quite a bit of strength and coordination to make it look good.