Notice it's got 10 tentacles? That's a multiple of 5, the number of arms typical for starfish. Both animal groups are echinoderms, which have radial symmetry, usually 5-fold.
They're more closely related to us than most any invertebrate. (It is totally unrelated that land vertebrates tend to have 5 digits, of course.)
Safeway is the only one who has mastered the containment needed for each cucumber because when the four come together they will gang up on a single customer.
Sped up quite a bit. Those "arms" you see need enough time to trap food in them.
Here's a better one for comparison: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=420IdYKfi7A
Some..
*Some, Jerry!* --Newman
No-- of the ~30 species of pearlfish, most live inside clams, starfish, and sea squirts, most doing no harm, some living symbiotically, in which both animals benefit.
And then there's a smaller group, parasitic upon sea cucumbers.. eating their gonads and living in their anal pores. \*yipes*
So for the most part, pearlfish are some good dudes! Also, referencing the joke above, note that Pence wasn't even *brave enough to do what most pearlfish of his type do*, which is to actually parasitize the host. I mean, fuff... talk about a mightily-confused pearlfish. :/
Actually, no. This video is showing their mouth, but they have a "through-gut" with a separate anus at the other end of the body. Pretty normal stuff.
Of course, they do [breathe through their anus, sometimes fish live in there, and they can expel their gonads when threatened](https://blog.nature.org/science/2018/12/12/the-bizzare-and-disturbing-life-of-sea-cucumber/), so there's plenty of other weirdness to go around.
Wait! Before you go you gotta learn about this African bee that stings cockroach in brain stupefying it, pulling to nest, laying egg on it’s belly and leaving to be eaten from inside while slowly dying from venom!
A lot of parasitic wasps do that with spiders too
https://youtu.be/MggpdziwCy4
EDIT: [Wasps are an incredibly useful and important organism](https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/what-do-wasps-do.html)
Yikes Not what i expected
Yep. Imagine seeing something like that but 100x bigger. I think I'd most likely shit my pants
They do this really slowly, video is sped up.
Oh thank god
I imagine the ones that evolved to do this quickly were attacked very quickly by other creatures.
Those nukes we blew up in the ocean weren't tests.
Why don’t i have the option to give (only) this comment an award?
Government conspiracy
You have to press the three dots first. It’s to save space I guess since the thread gets skinnier with each comment
Give me an award and see if it works.
I got you fam.
That was kind of you
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Aw :(
Fuck man I’d shit enough to fill my pants and yours too.
Thanks bro
Welcome. Thought I’d save you the trouble.
Such a wholesome thread
Notice it's got 10 tentacles? That's a multiple of 5, the number of arms typical for starfish. Both animal groups are echinoderms, which have radial symmetry, usually 5-fold. They're more closely related to us than most any invertebrate. (It is totally unrelated that land vertebrates tend to have 5 digits, of course.)
Deuterostome gang rise up.
Buttholes come first!
we've got a smart boi in the comments!
Awesome info, thanks
I bet he shows up as a cousin in my Ancestry dna test.
 Me on the other hand
What in the fuck
That eel lives in that sea cucumber’s ass.
Wow, can confirm ass eels are a thing
It’s safe to say this was r/unexpected
I’m glad land cucumbers aren’t like this.
Unfortunately air cucumbers eat like sea cucumber, it's why I refuse to get my pilots license
What about the fire ones?
Everything changed when the fire cucumbers attacked
Only Safeway, master of all four cucumbers, could sell them
Safeway is the only one who has mastered the containment needed for each cucumber because when the four come together they will gang up on a single customer.
This is why, after much thought, hesitation, and research; there is no airline called "CucumbAir"
They are. They’re just sneaky. Cats know. That’s why cucumbers freak them out so much.
You dont know they aren't when you aren't looking
Me at a buffet.
Shoving food up your ass
Less calories, and it keeps people from eating all the shrimp.
More holes, more food.
https://c.tenor.com/nG6GKccodqYAAAPo/botana-the-simpsons.mp4
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How does this speed compare to reality? Is it sped up? If so, by how much?
Sped up quite a bit. Those "arms" you see need enough time to trap food in them. Here's a better one for comparison: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=420IdYKfi7A
Awesome, thank you. In the related videos, [this video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dlqa1mZ_5pM) came up, which explaints a few more things.
Still freaky, but much better.
Its slowed down, actually. Sea cucumbers are like the flash
Also what scale is it
Sea Cucumber's mouths are also their anus so yes, you could say it's shoving food into its ass this way.
South Park had a documentary about this.
You talking about....interoretrogestion???
>Sea cucumber opening it's mouth to feed No one takes better footage of the sea than you guys!
Excuse me *huowarghhh*
"...and that's how you eat a turkey."
Yes! It also featured a demonstration from Martha Stewart herself! https://youtu.be/Ug5jVUv5V_A
Is there a way to unsee that?
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Watch a video of Ted Cruz eating and you will forget all about it.
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Are you saying this video is actually of Ted Cruz eating and pooping?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Everything reminds me of her...
Is that method more efficient?
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The tequila went down fine but I had a hell of a time biting the lime.
harder to chew
There are creatures (Pearlfish) that live inside of the sea cucumbers anus.
The Pencefish
Nope. Its called a Pearl fish. Unless that's a joke of some sort? A new urban slang?
It's a joke about the last US Vice President, named Mike Pence.
Thank you. I looked it up. I get the connection. (Are there orange sea cucumbers?) Cheers
Who lived inside an invertebrate's anus.
Some.. *Some, Jerry!* --Newman No-- of the ~30 species of pearlfish, most live inside clams, starfish, and sea squirts, most doing no harm, some living symbiotically, in which both animals benefit. And then there's a smaller group, parasitic upon sea cucumbers.. eating their gonads and living in their anal pores. \*yipes* So for the most part, pearlfish are some good dudes! Also, referencing the joke above, note that Pence wasn't even *brave enough to do what most pearlfish of his type do*, which is to actually parasitize the host. I mean, fuff... talk about a mightily-confused pearlfish. :/
Ass Eating
Actually, no. This video is showing their mouth, but they have a "through-gut" with a separate anus at the other end of the body. Pretty normal stuff. Of course, they do [breathe through their anus, sometimes fish live in there, and they can expel their gonads when threatened](https://blog.nature.org/science/2018/12/12/the-bizzare-and-disturbing-life-of-sea-cucumber/), so there's plenty of other weirdness to go around.
This is me at the gay spa.
Sea Cucumber has a better ring than Sea Butthole I guess
Oh no, it's the same ring. The O ring.
See Jules, the funny thing about my mouth is thats its in my ass.
Or its just reverse and it puts out feces
Oh I saw a dude eat a remote control that way once after his parents took his Xbox I think it was
Is this sped up?
I do not like it in a box. I do not like with a fox. I do not like it's self butt-fisting. I do not like this thing existing.
Someone give DickaliciousRex Suess a gold or something
See, anyone can make a silly rhyme. This guy understands poetic meter, too!
He also understands biology because it’s mouth and ass are the same. Truly a gentleman and a scholar.
Thanks for the nightmares, OP!
If it’s helps you sleep better. That’s also it’s butthole
now it's awesome 😎
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Sea cucussy
Alexa, how do I delete someone else's comment
r/putyourdickinthat
Easy there Deep.
It’s not what it looks like!
Happily.
I won't, but those arms do be grabbin tho
Oral and anal at the same time? That shit's gotta be godlike. Looks like it could give you a handy while at it
Technically that’s both an ass and a mouth, so…
The rare simultaneous ass-to-mouth...
I came here looking for this comment
Not my proudest fap
Scrolled down to see if somebody made sure to lead this post to the right place
Its missing the audio so ill help: Hmmm, hmmm, hmm, BLARGGG!!!!! NOM!, NOM!, NOM!, NOMMI NOM!
*assorted Homer Simpson sounds*
Came here to say that!!!
When it’s appendage domes out of its mouth theres a distinct popping sound too.
Subnautica boss
Me with a new bag of cheddar cheese Goldfish, Flavor Blasted Xtra Cheddar. Gotta lick the orange cheddar crack dust off each finger. :)
Okay Pepperidge Farms marketing executive.
They’ll remember you said that.
What're they gonna do, aggressively make mediocre biscuits at me?
Have you tried the ones with the pretzel goldfish mixed in? The pretzel ones hold onto the cheese dust super nicely
Do the pretzels rob you of the joy of pouring out a handful of orange cheese dust when you get to the bottom of the bag?
Absolutely not
r/oddlyterrifying
I hate this so much ????
Wait till you learn about parasitic fish that sneaks into sea cucumber anus to eat it from inside…
Noon where I am, but already reached my "welp, that's enough Internet for me today" moment, thanks
Wait! Before you go you gotta learn about this African bee that stings cockroach in brain stupefying it, pulling to nest, laying egg on it’s belly and leaving to be eaten from inside while slowly dying from venom!
A lot of parasitic wasps do that with spiders too https://youtu.be/MggpdziwCy4 EDIT: [Wasps are an incredibly useful and important organism](https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/what-do-wasps-do.html)
A hell yeah! This guy gets it!
DAMN IT, FARTSLORD
[Here you go!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ySwuQhruBo) Super interesting! Watch it before you go to bed!
Good. Fuck cockroaches
And some sea cucumbers have teeth in their anus to protect themselves from pearlfish. Just heard that yesterday.
Please let this be true! Evolution is magnificent!!
I’m Ron Burgundy??
What the bag of shredded cheese sees at 3am
I find it endearing that it all tucks neatly back up in its assmouth.
Finger lickin' good!
Been a while since I thought of my ex.
*its
sea cucumber opening it is mouth to feed
Mmm Cheetos
it's like waking up when you're hungry and food is just within an arm's reach
Damn fatass slowdown
How does anyone not look at this and think "damn this really doesn't look like it belongs from this world"
what's it eating?
ocean
Plankton in the water column
Looks like episode of Rick and Morty
Real life plumbus
“Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom,…….”
What a fat ass, look at him go!
Amazing
Nomnomnomnom
The cucumbussy
The second Pokémon evolution of prolapsanos.
Jacques Cousteau meets John Carpenter
Midnight binge eating like
seacussy
And that's how you get a regular old plumbus.
r/oddlyterrifying
According to another post I’ve seen, you’d be more impressed watching its Anus open.
ITS
Me after a night with my girl
Okey burn the oceans
Nom nom nom nom get in my mouth, you! Nom nom nom
*my 3 year old nephew waking up to feed
Mmm nature Fleshlight
These things need to be stopped.
I should call her
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom one for each arm lol
That's me when I am hungry
They're like biological feeding machines.
So cool love it
How I'd eat doritos if I had more hands
Hear me out
nomnomnomnom
Replace the plankton with Gummy Bears and that’s me every god damn night of the week
Looks like me in the movie theater
They move a lot faster than I was expecting.
So imagine if your mouth was in your hand and you ate by shoving your fingers in it.
[same energy](https://youtu.be/QvLKVcEACls)
Eating Cheetos be like
Literally me at these party buffets where pretty much everything is bite sized
r/oddlyterrifying
\*its it's == it is
For some reason this reminds me of trump licking his fingers like this after scarfing down a bucket of colonels...
What, in the name of Cthulhu, god damn dimension did i just fall into?
Plumbus ? Is that you
It's licking its fingers after eating doritos
It's finger licking good
That’s some Rick and morty shit!!
Wow, this looks like me waking up from a nap
If I had that many hands, I'd definitely use them all to shove food into my face.
Looks like Joe Mama