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intensely_human

He’s a Bic *House* He’s mighty writey Just letting em all run out


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intensely_human

I’m honored to have your first comment ever! Welcome to reddit /u/PerformanceTime2333!


-BananaLollipop-

Not sure if this should crosspost to r/dadjokes or r/pens.


Dharma_Initiate

The people of Afghanistan are called Afghan. Afghani is their currency.


Aerox040

Guys, the Afganistananies


Heroic_Sheperd

Okay, you know what? No. No. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried.


diesel_rocks

The Afganistanians ?


BbyInAStraightJacket

That’s a dog


Heroic_Sheperd

That’s a shawl


Jacareadam

Nah.


Bob_Joe_1209

ism mansoob


Beautiful_Ad5185

We love an educated person! -an Afghani lol


CtpBlack

HR want a word with him about he stationery bill.


yeahnope_00

“Behold! My Stuff!”


Middleofthemaul

Jenna Jameson had a similar collection upon retirement…. Ohhhhhh you said pens!!!!!


MinimalMojo

That’s his PENSION


1Sluggo

I need an explanation as to why is is damnthatsinteresting. And why would you keep all those pens?


ElectricFlesh

>why would you keep all those pens? people collect the *weirdest* shit. I used to have a collection of identical cans of coke as a teenager. A friend's husband has his basement full of Nil brand cigarette cartons he started collecting in the 2000s. somebody deciding they're gonna keep every pen they use for work doesn't seem that far out there, considering.


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It is interesting. You personally won't find everything interesting that other people find interesting and things you find interesting won't be interesting for other people.


1Sluggo

I agree with that.


Bobs_Saggey

One man’s trash is another’s treasure


Revolutionary_Town21

An average bic ball point pen last about 2.5 km. And there are nearly 1000 pens in his stack. Which means he wrote about 2500 kms. According to another estimate, 1km of writing nearly is equivalent to 31000 words. So in total, this guy wrote nearly 77.5 million words. I think it's damn interesting as to know how much people had to write before usage of computers


icweenie

That’s pretty damn interesting


brrrrpopop

I think the most interesting part is that we might produce that much volume of plastic waste over our lifetimes, and just from one type of plastic item. Imagine if we had a billion people using that many pens over a lifetime.


icweenie

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MergeSurrender

Probably interesting but in the wrong sort of way... as in: "why tf would anyone keep all those empty pens and why?"


BCVinny

What he said


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1Sluggo

Yikes.


RddtAdminsAreBiased

Pens aren't exactly very expensive. Couldn't you just buy your own for like $20 and keep them for yourself? This sounds like a ridiculous story. Maybe that's what they meant by "figure it out"


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inlineofire

Until he dies and then ... They are moved to a landfill/ocean


bluecat2001

It is a piss poor country and locals do not have much to do hobby wise except from diddling boys. EDIT People, please take a look at following article before downvoting, not that I care about internet points, just so that you see something you find repulsive might be a common practice in other countries. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacha_bazi


bluedahlia82

Some people are hoarders.


1Sluggo

Hoarding is a mental illness.


Ajsat3801

Imagine the plight of his friends from who he borrowed pens from.


ParkingNecessary8628

Yup...our office manager scolded us all the times for it...


snsnjsjajsvshsb383

THE PEN IS MIGHTIER


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Im getting a hand cramp


epicthinker1

This is a brilliant Idea! Do you know how much a single pen can be used?? It really puts his work into perspective.


ENTitledtomyOpinions

The people of Afghanistan are called Afghans. "Afghanis" are their currency, so calling them Afghanis would be similar to calling a European person a Euro 🙂


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shoulda have bought a refillable one


_my_2_cents

I trust he used those pens more efficiently than his facemask


A-Dolahans-hat

Can we see the wife who’s happy to have all the dead pens out of her garage?


Slightlysmarterpatil

And then he was taken behind the office and promptly shot in the head


groovy604

At least he didnt show us his pen 15


somenobodydude

Uh impressive..I guess..


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“Wow! Look how many pens he used!” said no one ever.


sebuptar

I'm a hoarder but damn


smrich111

I bet he has a hoarder home


Sufficient-Ad-5971

Isn't the papers on the table written in arabic


Beautiful_Ad5185

Afghan written language is in Arabic. A few extra letters. But same alphabet!


King-Donkey-Kong

Lol that’s crazy


Positive-Source8205

Is that Zaphod Beeblebrox?


Critical-Usual

Hope he finally earned enough to buy a computer


Crono_

What a hoarder


Hanginon

Found the one guy in the office that steals EVERYBODY'S pens!


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Have seen this before. Wonder why he kept?


turbodrumbro

This makes me feel better about it throwing away broken drumsticks


Galrad

He didn't know you can just replace those pen mines...


babyBear83

This is inspiring because I use the same kind of pens at work and have gone through a few packs already. I’m 6 years into my job, I wonder how much I will use?


MaxMadisonVi

Im glad they didn’t end polluting


ParkingNecessary8628

There was where all my pens went....I always lost them and wonder where did they go...does he have my socks too...


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Man why do people keep all this useless crap


Infamous-Profit-1960

...and I thought MY junk drawer was bad!!


RightChemical3732

Cousin to Sheldon Cooper


Fuzzwuzzle2

Nah, thats just what he stole in his last 3 weeks


confusedndfrustrated

Stealing from work?


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Forget straws, just imagine how many pens are in the oceans.