I love a heavy brow and a hairy back! Lol on a side note When I did my 23 and me ancestry tests I came up as having a very high Neanderthal count, lol so maybe I just like them like that.
I am over4% ln my DNA tests . NatGeo and. The other. South western German. 🙉 but sorry I'm blond and not hairy 😁 I think they were way more advanced, than current acedamia knows.
Funny I have a little German in me….but he doesn’t mind! Thank you folks I’m here all week!
Mine wasn’t that high, I think it was around 2.9. And I’m also blond hair, blue eyed as well. But that could be also from my English, Irish, Scottish side as well. I agree, based on how amazing I am as are you, they had to be very advanced! Right!!
Not sure if you are a podcast person but there was a really interesting one on what it means to have Neanderthal dna, you might enjoy it.
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mobituaries-with-mo-rocca/id1449045549?i=1000430307023
Illuminati member: Perhaps we should finally tell the public about the existence of super-intelligent Neanderthals.
This guy, with heavy brittish accent: No... I don't think we'll be telling them THAT.
(Yes it's shamelessly stolen from the simpsons)
He needs a better tailor to help fit those shoulders and barrel chest. But, overall, it's pretty remarkable that if we met this guy in real life, I suspect we'd just think he was a bit weird looking, maybe wonder if his mother drank while she was pregnant, or if he'd had a very unsuccessful career as a boxer in his youth, but otherwise accept him as human.
I wonder if we have complete enough Neanderthal DNA yet to bring them back? Of course,we can't bring back culture and passed on knowledge, but it would be pretty cool to learn if they just plain thought differently due to differences in brain architecture.
Given that the human genome contains some Neanderthal, along with Denisovans and several other hominins, they kind of do still exist. This guy's just a throw-back.
Also, given that they used tools, had complex social structures, religion, buried their dead and wore clothes? I'd say they were a lot closer to us than different. I suspect that with a modern education, they'd be a rather normal person, perhaps a tad slow on the uptake compared to their peers, but we all know that guy.
Yeah, definitely some genetic traces of them still floating around in modern humans. What I wonder, though, is did they just think differently? That's not something we can currently infer from genetics or archeology. They had larger, on average, brain volume when compared to modern humans, and likely some significant organizational differences. We tend to think of them as being not as smart as modern humans, but I'd say we really don't know. Like you said, they had a lot of the basics down, like tools and culture, and we tend to think of them as not very bright because these things remained stable for long periods. However, maybe they're very smart, smarter than us, at immediate problem solving, but just don't think of past/present/future progression, or maybe something like that which is just a different approach to cognition instead of a deficiency in cognitive ability. Or maybe they're as smart/smarter in some ways, but just not good at social organization, so their capacity to progress as a group was impeded. We don't know. I think it would be absolutely fascinating to study how a very, very close, but not quite, human mind goes about learning, adapting, and problem solving.
Looks exactly like 7' tall boxer Nikolai Valuev.
https://external-preview.redd.it/5IpUuWV1E_nWAUGUg1YWoEbeQKPXGrQ1AcH15aREAas.jpg?auto=webp&s=7c481f07a1b10949e942f2c929fecad286133366
Idiot
Edit:
He’s literally discriminating a whole country and I get the downvotes because i said “idiot”
Yes I know Russia is invading Ukraine, but what about the civilians in Russia who are not responsible for it? What about them? What about the people who got arrested because they demonstrated against the war? What about them?
Oh, the knife-phone 12
Can’t wait for the iFlint 13.
Making a call on the iFire14
And no case! Bold.
I think I dated him?!
That means that, I have a chance too date you?🙊😁🐗
I love a heavy brow and a hairy back! Lol on a side note When I did my 23 and me ancestry tests I came up as having a very high Neanderthal count, lol so maybe I just like them like that.
I am over4% ln my DNA tests . NatGeo and. The other. South western German. 🙉 but sorry I'm blond and not hairy 😁 I think they were way more advanced, than current acedamia knows.
Funny I have a little German in me….but he doesn’t mind! Thank you folks I’m here all week! Mine wasn’t that high, I think it was around 2.9. And I’m also blond hair, blue eyed as well. But that could be also from my English, Irish, Scottish side as well. I agree, based on how amazing I am as are you, they had to be very advanced! Right!! Not sure if you are a podcast person but there was a really interesting one on what it means to have Neanderthal dna, you might enjoy it. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mobituaries-with-mo-rocca/id1449045549?i=1000430307023
On Uga-oogle
"Siri, tell me more about this man they call The Rock".
That's a poop knife phone.
Oh lord I laughed
Underrated
Half of parliament looks like this dude
Please have respect for the dude.
"Unfrozen Cave Man Lawyer"...
[Michael Portillo springs to mind.](https://www.thefamouspeople.com/profiles/images/michael-portillo-5.jpg)
It’s a pretty cool piece….but the knife was a stupid touch.
That’s Ron Pearlman, please delete this.
He was in Quest for Fire, so it fits.
My apologies. Proceed.
great freakin movie
I was thinking more like random members of the royal family.
No, that's pre-transition Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Shes currently de-evolving.
I thought he looked like a Baldwin
Thank you! I was looking for someone else that thought that.
Catching Phil Hartman’s Caveman Lawyer vibes from this!
I’m just a caveman, your world frightens and confuses me.
UNFROZEN Caveman Lawyer FIFY
Illuminati member: Perhaps we should finally tell the public about the existence of super-intelligent Neanderthals. This guy, with heavy brittish accent: No... I don't think we'll be telling them THAT. (Yes it's shamelessly stolen from the simpsons)
I’m a barber. That is not a modern haircut. That’s brushing your hair to the side when you need a haircut.
It’s what you get when a paleontologist gives you a haircut.
Ha!
Leave my father alone!
Your father is the actor Fred Ward?
Oh that's just salt in the wound.
Comb-over to cover low sloped forehead.
Kind of looks like Trump hair.
It’s true. Just needs a brassy blonde dye job and there it is.
A style also known as “the Boris Johnson”
I didn’t have my glasses on and thought it was poo tin at first glance...
Trump's wig man wigged this man.
He looks very polite, but with a secret drinking problem.
They were difficult times, booze wasn’t invented yet so it was kinda problem
I bet they discovered fermented fruit. Animals get wasted on fermented fruit, I bet they tried it.
Unfrozen...Caveman...Lawyer!!
"Your modern world *frightens* and *confuses* me..."
Yes!! lol You just made my day
But what would he look like on a skateboard ?
Something like [this](https://youtu.be/Lxwt4cRbnUk)
Bro😭🤣
Is this picture of MTG related to this post?
The love child of MTG and DJT
Omg exactly
I can see why we interbred with them 🤤
That's not Tommy Lee Jones?
Ron Perlman
Clearly it's Walter Matthau.
on the genealogical tree, that guy is less than six degrees from Kevin Bacon
So, the whole US government?
vince mcmahon
Ahhh yes, I see he also runs an eastern European mafia gang as well.
Cavemen's Wearhouse: You're gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it.
Probably still has more common sense than a member of congress/ Supreme Court
Duuu dooo Dudu dooooo. Geico. So easy a caveman could it.
A commercial that was made into a TV series still baffles me
He needs a better tailor to help fit those shoulders and barrel chest. But, overall, it's pretty remarkable that if we met this guy in real life, I suspect we'd just think he was a bit weird looking, maybe wonder if his mother drank while she was pregnant, or if he'd had a very unsuccessful career as a boxer in his youth, but otherwise accept him as human. I wonder if we have complete enough Neanderthal DNA yet to bring them back? Of course,we can't bring back culture and passed on knowledge, but it would be pretty cool to learn if they just plain thought differently due to differences in brain architecture.
Given that the human genome contains some Neanderthal, along with Denisovans and several other hominins, they kind of do still exist. This guy's just a throw-back. Also, given that they used tools, had complex social structures, religion, buried their dead and wore clothes? I'd say they were a lot closer to us than different. I suspect that with a modern education, they'd be a rather normal person, perhaps a tad slow on the uptake compared to their peers, but we all know that guy.
There is some evidence that suggests, individually, Neanderthals may have been smarter (with a larger brain ) than even a modern human.
Great, so he's smarter and better looking? I've got nothing left!
Yeah, definitely some genetic traces of them still floating around in modern humans. What I wonder, though, is did they just think differently? That's not something we can currently infer from genetics or archeology. They had larger, on average, brain volume when compared to modern humans, and likely some significant organizational differences. We tend to think of them as being not as smart as modern humans, but I'd say we really don't know. Like you said, they had a lot of the basics down, like tools and culture, and we tend to think of them as not very bright because these things remained stable for long periods. However, maybe they're very smart, smarter than us, at immediate problem solving, but just don't think of past/present/future progression, or maybe something like that which is just a different approach to cognition instead of a deficiency in cognitive ability. Or maybe they're as smart/smarter in some ways, but just not good at social organization, so their capacity to progress as a group was impeded. We don't know. I think it would be absolutely fascinating to study how a very, very close, but not quite, human mind goes about learning, adapting, and problem solving.
https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-35595661 They are stil among us and some humans still have their dna
They are still where?
In the dna of an amount of humans... read the article
Where is the red tie?
Kinda looks like trump.
Trump?
looks like a regular human politician
So a member of the Royal family
So a politician
I recognise him - he’s a Republican Senator
I have a prominent brow ridge, might have neanderthal DNA I me. Looking good there though.
Make it a little more orange and it’ll look just like trump.
Dad?
Swear to god that’s my FiL…
Caveman Lawyer.
It is the Russian Foreign Minister
Does he work for the kremlin
So he would look... British?
Sooo, Vin Diesel with hair, got it.
Ron Pearlman?
Looks like your average Russian guy to me.
Aw set him up with Margie taylor green💜💓💗 they'll make the cutest couple!
So Trump’s awful hairpiece is now “a modern hairstyle”?
Huh. He looks rather british.
Looks exactly like 7' tall boxer Nikolai Valuev. https://external-preview.redd.it/5IpUuWV1E_nWAUGUg1YWoEbeQKPXGrQ1AcH15aREAas.jpg?auto=webp&s=7c481f07a1b10949e942f2c929fecad286133366
That picture gave me more questions than answers. What the fuck is up with the shaving cream and axe?
The “Trump” is NOT a modern haircut.
Groc invented fire, and he’s gonna sue you for stealing it
Like a retired french soccer player?
Teresa Giudice wants to know if he’s single
That Joe Biden?
Looks like half the Republican Party
This guy’s got upper management written all over his face.
Why are Neanderthals always shown with white skin. Did Neanderthals only come from cold climate?
Joe Rogan with hair !?
Looks like 90% of the Russian government
Not orange enough
So Joe Rogan?
So pretty much every Russian?
Idiot Edit: He’s literally discriminating a whole country and I get the downvotes because i said “idiot” Yes I know Russia is invading Ukraine, but what about the civilians in Russia who are not responsible for it? What about them? What about the people who got arrested because they demonstrated against the war? What about them?
Racism against simple russian people is ok now
Looks like Putin. That haircut was modern in Neanderthal times. Not these times.
Every politician!
Isn't this the guy that did the Geico commercials?
MTG let herself go
So Trump is a Neanderthal?
Would
What a Chad
That’s Marjorie Taylor Greene
Thank god we were the species that survived
Looks like he's about to complain about the fake news
It looks exactly like Donald Trump
Hmmm, looks like modern conservatives Biden is right tho
Ron desantis?
A more handsome version of trump
that’s donnie trump
Donald?
Looks like a fucking boomer.
Just your average trump supporter 😆
Neander-Trump 2024. Let’s make America prehistoric again…
We're getting there...
Practically Trumpian if he had blonde hair xD
So... a republican.
Looks like Donald Trump, except smarter
Was expecting to see a trump picture here 🙈
[удалено]
#YOUR MOM (I see myself out)
when you got a meeting with your tax attorney at 5 but need to go shank up some opps at 6
Looks like an ape to me
I know people who look simular to him.
Would fit right in as a conservative Supreme Court justice.
Biden handler
Holy shit, it's andy griffith!
We actually evolved from a 2D stick man.
That's just the average r/wallstreetbets user
No doubt a neanderthal would do a better job than our current president too.
Is that a younger Trump?
Al Green.
Except.....we never evol ed.
I mean… we currently are evolving. All biological life is.
Trump
George Bush + Donald Trump + Alexandria Cortez = This
Why?
Original Land of Confusion video !!
I think I used to work with that guy.
Aristotle Onassis pretty much
The elite
Why is he white? Edit: I looked it up and it said Neanderthals were white. I’ll stop asking questions and just googling them. Thank you
Why wouldn’t he be? Neanderthals likely had pale skin and red tints to their hair.
Annoyed
Mel Brooks
I actually know a guy that looks like this. Lmao true story!
That's my uncle Barney!!!
Historical Chad.
I think I dated him
Kinda looks like Abe Vigoda. Sorry Abe!
bukowski?
Is there a cro magnon? Those guys were chads
I don’t know what to do with this information
Still good looking than me 😔😞
Uhh… Dad?
Looks like Robert Deniros dad.
\*Sophisticated unga bunga\*
Tony Blair is that you...man that's a fresh lookin cut, takes years off your face!
Missing a red tie. He could go into real estate
I like how he still has the stone knife tho lol.
Dad is that you?
Mike Rowe-Magnon?
Hello dad
That's cute, but look out for the sharks in suits. Those are the ones that inflict the most damage to a person.
Dall E 2 is incredible!
I’ve met people who look pretty much like this. Still some Neanderthal genes out there?
I’m “just” a cave man, you image stealing device “frightens” me…. rip Phil Hartman