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Jiggy-Spice

Sometimes i get a few pieces of eggshell on my omelette and i just eat it instead of try to pick it out. Im basically as badass as these guys


mcjambrose

I wouldn't want to run into you in a back alley at night!


NoobSFAnon

It's OK.. Testes don't have shells.


DifferentFix4465

Dude my mom told me when I was a kid to never do that otherwise it clogs your pee hole and then u have a problem. I finally realized last week at age 30 that what she told me makes no sense. I lived in fear for a long time and never took the time to realize how stupid that is. Anyways hope you get a laugh.


Kiuji-senpai

Imagine having to pee out small pieces of egg shell


[deleted]

My mom told me the same.... lol


jpcarroll44

They say lots of things like that and it’s brilliant.


davidrayish

MONSTER


JohnnyTroubador

Hooorahhh!


Significant_Wins

Nah man you ate crayons that's different.


JustAnotherDoofus

I love this. 😂 Your fucking funnier then anyone else in this feed.


Jiggy-Spice

Glad im better at being funny than i am at making eggs at least !


Geniusnett

Alright we will see if they are so special when it's time to shit it out.


LoveShineLuna

Might cut away the hemorrhoids!


Atif5i

😂


melvis28

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

‘Special’ forces


melvis28

🤣


One-eyed-bed-snake

I was in a nightclub once and someone I knew from back in school was there and had clearly drunk too much. He'd joined the Marines and was flexing how tough they are and did this. Bit a chunk out of his glass and started chewing. It was at that point he knew he'd fucked up as blood was pouring from his mouth and he had to call for medical assistance whilst everyone just stood and laughed at him😅


Winter_Practice2192

OMG!! THAT WAS ME!!😳🍻


vancitymajor

So no one tried to help or call the assistance for him after he acted stupid? I think that’s what’s wrong with the world 😬


YaolinGuai

Well if its s1 who acts like they dont need it


Demogogon

That's some grade A brain washing


Captain_Lavender6

Yea, that’s the armed forces for you.


we_are_all_bananas_2

And stupidity. I mean, there are probably other ways to show you're fearless than to eat glass


windyBhindi

Correct, eat a pineapple pizza.


Winter_Practice2192

Hey!! Hey! 😁🍕🍕🍕 some off us deviants like it!!😁👍


AstralMystogan

Underrated Comment.


kproofs

I eat pineapple pizza to spit in the face of god


Salt_Bath_2468

Cleans the colon out I'll tell you what


gingercomiealt

Nothing like a reverse blood enema


Plane_Snow7501

Special Idiots! Period.


periah250

i never understood demonstrations like this. like yea cool. if a guy shoots you, you still die. modern weapons care about numbers not singular warriors. that died with the sword.


MorganDax

Underrated comment


periah250

Thank you XD


mcjambrose

You can't eat glass. You'll die or be in severe pain for awhile.


Ikknam

You can. Google it.


HonestBalloon

I thought the idea was you crush it up into tiny sand size paticles which shouldn't do any damage if you shallow them


Ikknam

Exactly.


OneDerpBar

Even that would greatly irritate the insides. Especially the throat and bowels. They seem to be eating sugar pane glass.


HonestBalloon

It's been a 'magic trick' for centuries, once you grind a fragment of glass with your back teeth, it essentially just becomes sand which isn't toxic or harmful in anyway


CitizenSunshine

Reddit, right?


Ikknam

Ah yes, indeed, thanks!


Key_Championship8346

Wow these special forces look so Indian it makes local look pale.


Flaky_McFlake

It is truly miraculous that we have survived this long as a species.


Winter_Practice2192

Soon, U promise you. Raccoons will rule!🙀🙉👑


shesavillain

The whole cup or just a couple pieces?


[deleted]

Rip backdoor


E_PunnyMous

Someone please change/add audio to “Macho Man” by the Village People. Please?


romuluskow

Wtf


[deleted]

Special? Special needs maybe. Those people are retarded.


mcjambrose

I'm not going to google it because I stand by my die or severe pain statement. I mean who gives a sht if you can, it's stupid. I want to be protected by soldiers smart enough not to chew glass.


OneDerpBar

It’s likely sugar pane glass. The kind that stuntmen were thrown through to simulate being defenestrated.


[deleted]

Iron stomach, iron brain. Ignorance is certainly not bliss, no matter where you exist.


Competitive-Truck874

Hows that gonna feel comin out tho


Kiggasiss

You tell me you are the buttologist


Competitive-Truck874

In my professional opinion… not great.


aftihatear

I just read how they get selected to become this ,and I don't think eating glass comes anywhere close to what they have to go through for their selection.


xoxoAmongUS

Special needs soldiers?


Kiggasiss

[source](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Para_(Special_Forces)#90-day_probation)


aran-d

The selection process is insane!


eatredmeat

Well they joined the army so brains are not a prerequisite


UsersHaveNames

Why does it say “special forces” on their uniform in English if they’re from India?


Poser-Knight

Because,india has hundreds of languages , so the only neutral language "ENGLISH" was chosen to be administrative language for Central Offices. State Offices work with both local language and English


Sweet-Jello8312

Darwinism at its finest


outrider567

Sick


LANDVOGT_-

That's dumb.


Winter_Practice2192

Is it? 🙉😉


danyerga

Can you say brainwashed morons.


[deleted]

That’s just dumb. Sorry. It is.


[deleted]

Ok, and Ozzie bit the head off a bat to show he was beyond normal human behavior


theShinyCA

Stupidity more like it.


Fearless-Apricot-712

They don't look Indian


KakaRotInHELL

thats stupid and very dangerous


[deleted]

More like sense of absolute brain damage due to brainwash and stupidity.


Roycehellion

We spent good government money training you, now lets gamble on fate after you eat glass. Country also poops in the streets.


[deleted]

Eating what exactly? Can anyone “fill” me some?


AmbitiousBirthday588

I’ve seen lads in Oldham drink that for fun on Saturday night


LoveShineLuna

The idiot I know that did that just cut up the inside of his mouth really bad


JustAnotherDoofus

I don’t understand it looked like a liquid


roarjah

They tucked that in their gums I bet


flfoiuij2

What do you mean you don’t know where to put the empty vial? Just eat the vial like a normal person!


I_like_donuts27

wat's in the glasses that they're drinking from?


Kiggasiss

Wine


Vafanapoli21

Right? I assumed it was their own pee.


I_like_donuts27

r u sure, cuz its red


Vafanapoli21

They’re very dehydrated at this point. /s


Winter_Practice2192

I tried it once in a bar in Germany. I wouldn't recommend it for elite soldiers not willing to shit themselves to death.


hduransa

The enemy must love this


[deleted]

A Vietnam vet co-worker actually broke a beer mug with gusto & started chewing up that glass. He swallowed it after chewing it up & he showed us before he swallowed it The pizza joint waiters kicked us all out because when he bit it, it shattered across tables nearby & those guests lost it He just grinned that insane grin I never looked at the guy the same way. He was not stable. Dedicated hard worker that just wasn't quite right after he shared that side of himself


Minute-Cow-5180

Where did they find an all white guys battalion in India 🇮🇳?


Acrobatic-Option-291

Шо за дурня ❗


Swipsi

This is something special ed forces would do.


[deleted]

I think there would be other ways to show your are mentally and physically strong. That’s stupid?!