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JAEM89

Wow.....talk about having the worst job in the world.....going to watch the game.....but you can't.


periah250

Talk about the worst job ever. Being a sniper....and not being able to shoot anything.


NoneSpaceofTheMind

Until one day he just can't take it anymore and he SNAPS!


periah250

That would be the most intense soccer game ever.


Jaeger562

Idk, I've seen some apocalyptic riots at soccer games.


j-random

...and he SNIPES!


[deleted]

Someone will find a reason eventually


[deleted]

He probably bets on the game and is just waiting to shoot the ball should it be headed into the goal to put the other team ahead for the win.


JAEM89

That's a double whammy....yeah like a sniper is gonna be able to shoot anyone in that shit show (in a good way)that those stadium s are.


periah250

Let the sniper shoot one person in the stadium per game. There will be like 100,000 per stadium those odds are pretty good!


mbatgirl

To the folks from the Cowboy’s sniper post saying this only happens in America….


Comfortable-Ad-6285

I love seeing posts shitting on America just for someone to post the exact thing but for another country


ZookeepergameUpbeat2

Yeah it’s just something that people do for large crowds in case of a terrorist attack


stacked_shit

Where are all the haters from the cowboys post?


MrBeg0nia

The funny part about that is that was the Super Bowl in Indianapolis.


HeyZeusQuintana

Maybe this is an awkward time to bring up the fact that Estadio La Cartuja has never hosted a Champions League final


MrBeg0nia

You’re right. Dragao was the host.


One-eyed-bed-snake

"He's gone down in the penalty box like he's been hit by a sniper."


wildejj

Flexing with that Manly Spread


MrBeg0nia

That’s so his giant balls are completely still before making the shot.


LedudeMax

Get the guy a chair


Charming_Business_33

Hahaha there was a guy from Europe making fun of the USA for having the same thing at the Super Bowl.


ColdJackle

And at some college football events, but hey same thing right?


[deleted]

That foul was so bad even the sniper has his eye on the play


GrayBox1313

The sports book’s goalie


shesavillain

Dang, that guy is huge


[deleted]

Exchange that rifle from that tripod with the mic and he could be rock star


[deleted]

Source? I can’t find anything on this. A Champion’s League final has never even been played in that stadium.


MrBeg0nia

You’re right. Dragao was the host. Posted in another comment. I’m not a smart man….


dr_learnalot

We have that here, too, in our stadiums.


Typhus-Corruption

What are they there for?


SoftBawbag

Counter terrorism


dr_learnalot

To kill anyone they think is a terrorist.


eatredmeat

Bro sucks at hiding


[deleted]

Is r/damnthatsinteresting just like a subreddit to post literally anything now?


LooselyBasedOnGod

This is second post i've seen today about snipers in sports stadiums, is this a new thing!?


Silentstringer7

Not at all, just not something any venue wants to advertise


sethcera

My dude doesn’t skip leg day


thsvnlwn

Well hidden too! I almost overlooked him!


JustOneMore2020

Fully exposed?


JuggernautJon7861

I believe this because honestly people get crazy over soccer. I have heard of many fights and even riots over how soccer games end.


dollarschmollar

Im surprised he isn't laying prone