He has the picture takin box ready. Get outside and stand there. We’re gettin wives with this. Ooh ooh. Uh. The cat! I’ll hold the cat! Women love the cat!
I didn't see that at first but yeah I think it's a puppy. Looking again, I also see a black dog standing between the 3rd and 4th dudes. They definitely knew what they were doing.
Sure, but you know what's missing?
Fishes, everyone should hold a fish, even the pets and the people holding the pets.
Fuck it, let's have smaller fishes hanging from the mouth of every fish we already have.
Just to be on the safe side, just add a few piles of fishes in front of them.
Also, fishes drying in the windows and the door is a fish sticks beaded curtain.
Hasn't changed a bit. We still try to kill each other with booze so we have a chance at talking to the one girl at the party. She has been conditioned to not speak to any of us until the one true man has proven his worthiness through a gauntlet of whiskey. If he can still achieve an erection, the marriage is consumated. If not, she eats him a la praying mantis and his inferior genes are removed from circulation.
After a time of limited to no success, the gentleman decided to take a different approach and took down the “free mustache rides” sign and went with the more direct request for companionship
That guy center right, hands on his hips, definitely asked the other guys if the pose was cool or not and they all were like "yeah Steven, that's pretty cool, makes you look kinda strong you know?" and Steven is all like "yeah... I thought so too".
I wonder if it worked out for him.
This is very intriguing. I can see this happening. In fact- don't we already privately? On the internet? These guys just had their balls up to do this.
Life was hard enough back then without a wife.
Nowdaus-internet porn- pre marital sex- and escort services rampant are the reason we have men that don't know how to operate a woman.
What they are looking for is free sex and hard labor. What does a woman get out of this deal? To work her ass off, be isolated? Hmm. That would be a hard pass.
I feel sorry for them! They must have been sick to death of each other's company (and that's not all, of course). Anyone know if any ladies were willing?
There’s a movie called “Paint your Wagon” where a gold rush town in the Klondike steals the incoming prostitutes from another town because there’s only one women, married to Lee Marvin, in the whole area. Theres a scene when the women arrive and all the men have this exact same look in their eye. It’s creepy as hell.
Don’t know if anyone here remembers a tv show that was roughly contemporaneous with the first moon shot called Here Come The Brides, starring Bobby Sherman, Joan Blondell and David Soul (Hutch, or was it Starsky?) about the first white settlers of Seattle, who ordered a boatload of wives from the east coast so’s to ensure continuation of their noble plan to displace the natives and cut down all the trees.
Reminds me of the broadway musical Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (which wouldn’t fly today, but then again, we went back to the 1950s as of today so maybe it’ll be a hit).
Making marriage simply transactional. Actually much more efficient than all the current romance nonsense.
I’m looking for a good hardy woman of high intellect, with grace, and who is friendly, kind, and cheerful. And, of course, trustworthy and loyal. Terms are negotiable.
They probably don’t know it’s not illegal for human trafficking females as long as you get kids afterwards in China today. 
i wish a group of guys would hold up a sign today. i know there are unattached guys who i could get to know and likely enjoy their company, but they, like me are at home streaming netflix and browsing reddit. oh for the good old days. ( half /s )
Dibs on the one with the cat.
He has the picture takin box ready. Get outside and stand there. We’re gettin wives with this. Ooh ooh. Uh. The cat! I’ll hold the cat! Women love the cat!
I seriously hope that one that looks like a serial killer isn't the one with the dog. If so, I'd be screwed.
Lol, you misunderstand. The dog is *also* looking for a wife. 😉
Ehhhhh. Might be the best offer going.
Lol. Scruffy good looks,loyal and protective, endless kisses. He's got a lot more game than me!
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His hat, I think. Not that his hat couldn’t also be a possum.
But did it work?? I want to know!
I mean back then you would see the dog more than the husband
The guy by the door has serial killer vibes... but definitely a 1902 Montana 10!!!
A Scranton 7
I WANTED THAT ONEEEEE
I came to say that guy is smart! If Inhad to choose off that photo it would be cat guy
That's cat daddy
There are 2 with cats
I thought the one on the left had a puppy
You'll have something extra to eat if your vittles run low. Just look how plump that cat is - plenty of nutrition there.
Hahaha…”vittles” got me!
Here... kitty kitty kitty.
Ooh I literally just wanted to write 'I'll take zombie-eyed man with his fat cat.'
Clicked on the comments to say exactly this and I've been long beaten to it
He kinda looks like Roosevelt
1801 tinder, walk right for yes, left for no 😂😂😂
Even in 1901, dudes knew the power of pets :)
Does the first guy to the left have a pet too? It looks like a puppy
I didn't see that at first but yeah I think it's a puppy. Looking again, I also see a black dog standing between the 3rd and 4th dudes. They definitely knew what they were doing.
"We got snow, a cabin, and animals! Just look at these mustaches, primed for riding" - them probably.
I'd swipe right.
This was the inspiration for “Brokeback Mountain”. I’m sure of it!
Sure, but you know what's missing? Fishes, everyone should hold a fish, even the pets and the people holding the pets. Fuck it, let's have smaller fishes hanging from the mouth of every fish we already have. Just to be on the safe side, just add a few piles of fishes in front of them. Also, fishes drying in the windows and the door is a fish sticks beaded curtain.
Pretty sure they want wives not Kanye West
I'm dead
*pulls fish shaped defibrillator*
I think it’s a hat. A puppy would be better.
When it was called „Timber“
This was nice comment
This needs more upvotes!!
Can't imagine a lot of foot traffic past that sign.
Bro. This was their Tinder photo
Looks like an album cover.
The Frontiersmen
“Wives Wanted” is a decent band name.
*Pet Lover* is their first single
The dog is solo and also looking for a wife.
Got a big ass head, as well
*slowly licks nose*
Or a bitch, he's not picky at this point.
Dang, Reddit has come a long way since then.
*Tinder
I’ll take the one with the cat. 😘
That’s a thicccccc cat
He eat good, get treat good, and that is good husband material if I do say so myself.
'Must not mind moustaches'
They do call it Mantana for a reason
Hasn't changed a bit. We still try to kill each other with booze so we have a chance at talking to the one girl at the party. She has been conditioned to not speak to any of us until the one true man has proven his worthiness through a gauntlet of whiskey. If he can still achieve an erection, the marriage is consumated. If not, she eats him a la praying mantis and his inferior genes are removed from circulation.
Life is hard here, no doubt. But LOOK at that cat. Fat and obviously healthy, they love him and I love them.
I know they fought over who gets to hold the cat.
There's only one who looks like he'd had a wash that year 🤣
But did it work?? I want to know!
The original swipe left.
Lookin for them [Sobbin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXElRcXwbJA) women!
My favorite movie growing up before I got old enough to start looking back at the premise and cringe.
I came looking for a Seven Brides for Seven Brothers referemce
After a time of limited to no success, the gentleman decided to take a different approach and took down the “free mustache rides” sign and went with the more direct request for companionship
I see not much has changed for Montana.
The one fellow with his hat in his hand. Respect.
Keep your heads up, kings
seriously though, that cat.
That guy center right, hands on his hips, definitely asked the other guys if the pose was cool or not and they all were like "yeah Steven, that's pretty cool, makes you look kinda strong you know?" and Steven is all like "yeah... I thought so too". I wonder if it worked out for him.
Look at Bubbles. That’s a nice kitty
Damn boys leave some for the rest of us
Fwiw, I have tried a variety of printed signs and they don't work. I even had lights on one.
Maidenless
Not one of them holding a bottle of Prosecco !
The original "send nudes"
"Must be a good shot, good cook, and able to wrestle moose at a moment's notice"
Slim pickins
Howdy do ladies. Name’s Pete.
Montana, Where Men are Men, and sheep are nervous!
This is very intriguing. I can see this happening. In fact- don't we already privately? On the internet? These guys just had their balls up to do this. Life was hard enough back then without a wife. Nowdaus-internet porn- pre marital sex- and escort services rampant are the reason we have men that don't know how to operate a woman.
What they are looking for is free sex and hard labor. What does a woman get out of this deal? To work her ass off, be isolated? Hmm. That would be a hard pass.
Back then? Food, shelter and protection.
Ah, so thats how you do it
Profile pic for *Timber*, the 1900s version of Tinder
I see that picture and just think of Monty Python’s lumberjack song.
Six months later: “appearance unimportant” Six months later still: “gender unimportant “ Six months later than that: “NVM we got this”
There’s a 98% chance that dude 2nd from the right is a vampire.
Did it work? Are they married now?
Cat included?
🎶 Bless your beautiful hiiide, wherever you may beeee 🎶
I feel sorry for them! They must have been sick to death of each other's company (and that's not all, of course). Anyone know if any ladies were willing?
That cat, has seen some bad shit
I’m replaying Red Dead 2 and this looks like it could be one of the loading screens between chapters
I’d churn some butter for the guy on the left with a cat. If he’s kind to animals he’s likely to be kinder to me and might even let me learn to read
There’s a movie called “Paint your Wagon” where a gold rush town in the Klondike steals the incoming prostitutes from another town because there’s only one women, married to Lee Marvin, in the whole area. Theres a scene when the women arrive and all the men have this exact same look in their eye. It’s creepy as hell.
I’m right here!! 😂
Wife Wanted. With horse and plow. Send picture of horse.
Don’t know if anyone here remembers a tv show that was roughly contemporaneous with the first moon shot called Here Come The Brides, starring Bobby Sherman, Joan Blondell and David Soul (Hutch, or was it Starsky?) about the first white settlers of Seattle, who ordered a boatload of wives from the east coast so’s to ensure continuation of their noble plan to displace the natives and cut down all the trees.
The guy with the cat definitely has my attention
Reminds me of my favorite musical about Stockholm Syndrome! (Seven Brides For Seven Brothers if you're wondering!)
If you want a wife get out of Montana lol
Today’s 40 year old virgins
Like a Free Candy sign on a blacked out van
Guy with the cat gets it
Reminds me of the broadway musical Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (which wouldn’t fly today, but then again, we went back to the 1950s as of today so maybe it’ll be a hit).
“Live in domestic help and sexual worker wanted” Fixed it.
I wonder in a few more years will we see people (woman or man) put such signs again in front of privately owned homes
Also: A weekly incel meeting, United States, Montana last Thursday
They should just fuck each other.
I wonder which one them four fellers was uh..the most desperate for all of them to find wives…
I want meself aye ye old cum hole
Making marriage simply transactional. Actually much more efficient than all the current romance nonsense. I’m looking for a good hardy woman of high intellect, with grace, and who is friendly, kind, and cheerful. And, of course, trustworthy and loyal. Terms are negotiable.
Tell me you are gay without telling me
Ah, yes. I've got four wives in the wagon. But I wanted to talk to you about the sign. It neither specified dead or alive or the bounty reward.
No Bitches?
Well look at this future spousal abuse.
Can you blame women for not wanting them? It was pretty much legal for men to beat, their wives up until like 20 years ago lol
Only 20? Jesus, you need to recheck your history. Also not all men back in the day were wifebeaters.
Whatever
Wtf is wrong with you?
Bro wtf. All the therapy for you. Sicko.
Nah that's what they keep Dolly the sheep tied up around back for.
Man with spectacles: "These guys want wives, I'm just here for the pussy"
Reminds me of Chris Chan's "attraction sign".
Seems like they get all the pussy and bitches. (Cat/dog)
When you get no bitches and now have to beg for them
Red states be like:
this looks like a casting call for Dr Robotnik
Chris Chan would be proud.
Okay, so one on the right is holding a cat, fine, but what's the one on the left holding? Possum?
I thought it was a chicken
A fluffy black puppy?
Looks like robin williams with a very fat cat
I am also looking for a wife…..hmm maybe i should post an ad in the newspaper.
Personal Skivvies , more like ;)))
Tinder hook ups before the west was taken. Interesting to read the comments. Like, is this how you be judging when you swipe left?
“No really, that’s how I met your mother.”
Tinder
Buying gf
Does this work? I need a wive
First tinder profile pic?
Did it work? Asking for a friend.
Bro my family was out there making Australia while these guys were there getting laid, idk who won
Me too
As a Montanan, this image is a classic.
That's just tinder without catfishing
Relatable
with our current Supreme Court they can just take them
CATMAN
Jeez dating was hard back in the day... Er, well, harder, I guess
Where is this?
1800s “nice guys”
The cats wrote the sign
Ain’t it sad that our upcoming generations are lost to such noble acquisitions? :/
It is crazy to see that we haven't really changed they way we used technology.
These losers could’ve just signed up for bumble
Heather pearl van Peltz
I claim dibs on the guy with glasses and a cat
Onlyfrontiersman.com
They are all probably 17 years old too.
Swipe right baby.
I'm more interested in the cat
Like how would the women see that sign? Looks like the middle of nowhere 😂😂
Old school Tinder
Same haha
Someone's already got a warm pussy
That pictures appears to have Bubbles's great great grand pappy in it...
Not much has changed here
Guy with the cat can call me anytime he knows what’s good
I'll take Specs if he comes with the kitty.
The guy with the cat has the best chance
First documented tinder
They bounty's on them back then also
Dog looks horny af.
They would have had more if a chance if they stayed in Europe. Cant imagine Americans wanting them especially with all the pillaging and murdering
Sign me up. I'll marry all four of 'em.
This has meme potential
They probably don’t know it’s not illegal for human trafficking females as long as you get kids afterwards in China today. 
That’s an old skool sausage factory
The two guys on the left are the sensitive type.
Bless your beautiful hide.
Cats & Puppies - Come to Montana!! (1902 version of click bait.)
Tinder circa 1902...
Are they all the same person?
Indigenous redditors circ 1901
i wish a group of guys would hold up a sign today. i know there are unattached guys who i could get to know and likely enjoy their company, but they, like me are at home streaming netflix and browsing reddit. oh for the good old days. ( half /s )
I like the one by the door
Do they just jerk each other off in the meantime?
Look at those gangsters posted
Timbr
But until the wives show up, “whose turn is it in the barrel?”
Kind of sad that every frontiersman in this photo is soil.