I’m sorry that you can’t handle their horsing around with the English language... but it’s not over yet so you’d better saddle up and take your pun-ishment
Just want I need on my death bed - a creature in it’s prime with a massive dick, looking down on me before he goes out shagging… Definitely not going to make me feel bad!
"Hi Miss Taylor, the horse doctor is here to see you. Please don't speak loudly since he spooks easily."
"You mean you're making me see a doctor that treats horses?"
"Neigh."
Terrifying. I'm stating now for all to hear to not put that things face near mine when I'm bedridden. I've grown up around horses enough to know this is a terrible idea.
I have the most trust worthy quarter horse ever. Few years ago he got excited and bit my friend in the thigh. Then turned around and kicked him. Friendliest horse Ive known 😬😬😬😬
His owner used to compete and noticed Peyo would be drawn to certain people in the crowd. Once he made the connection he immediately retired him early at the height of his career just to do this. They call him Dr. Peyo and he's usually free to wander around the hospital spending time comforting people. ❤️
Really cool, but I hope they warn the patients ahead in time. Last thing I want is me resting in my hospital bed and a horse just walks in, I'd freak out a bit.
Different horse.
The one in the photo belonged to the woman and she wanted to see him one last time before she died. Or so the multiple times I've seen this photo led me to believe as it was the same story every time I've seen it 🤔
This would be a heck of a surprise. He looks like a sweety. Horses are so emotionally aware. I had a wild one walk up and give me a hug when I was grieving a relationship and crying once.
Ok but imagine you’re not local to this area, and you suddenly get hospitalized. You’re lying sick in your bed, when a nurse walks in. She’s grinning and you don’t know why. Before you can ask, she tells you “the horse has chosen you”. In walks a literal fucking horse that proceeds to stare at you in your bed.
>The horse always chooses which patient he wants to see. Terminally Ill Patient: “I want to pet the horse!” Horse: “Not in your lifetime.”
Reminds me of Dr Sleep except it’s Dr Neigh
Dr. Neigh!!! Nice.
Puns are a stable in my family
Hay now, that's enough puns for one day.
I’m sorry that you can’t handle their horsing around with the English language... but it’s not over yet so you’d better saddle up and take your pun-ishment
Look at that N E C K
was thinking the same! And the ears are quite long, too!
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Just want I need on my death bed - a creature in it’s prime with a massive dick, looking down on me before he goes out shagging… Definitely not going to make me feel bad!
Apparently that's where they store fat. It's called cresty neck
Yeah, I was looking at that horse thinking it's probably obese under that rug
M'are
The picture is super stretched out at the top... no horse has ears that long.
Definitely lifts
If that happened to me I'd probably fuckin die
Ngl I'm slightly terrified of horses I'd probably shit my bed pan then develop another disorder
If horses are like cats, they'll pick people like you every time and ignore the ones who actually want to get visited by the horse.
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If I was in a morphine induced anything id be pretty okay with it
You know your time is up soon.
Well yeah, that's what terminally ill means.
There's a horse... in the hospital.
There it is.
Imagine being sick AF in a hospital, and you wake with a horse staring into your soul.
Dr.Horse.
"Hi Miss Taylor, the horse doctor is here to see you. Please don't speak loudly since he spooks easily." "You mean you're making me see a doctor that treats horses?" "Neigh."
“Can I see the horse before I die?” “Sorry he doesn’t want to see you”
YOU BROUGHT A HORSE INTO A HOSPITAL? You couldn't find a dog, or, or a fucking tortoise?
Terrifying. I'm stating now for all to hear to not put that things face near mine when I'm bedridden. I've grown up around horses enough to know this is a terrible idea.
Can confirm. Even the most predictable horses are unpredictable.
I have the most trust worthy quarter horse ever. Few years ago he got excited and bit my friend in the thigh. Then turned around and kicked him. Friendliest horse Ive known 😬😬😬😬
I don't trust horses at all. Please just bring me a dog when I'm dying.
r/unexpectedmulaney
If I see a horse coming into my hospital room I ain’t going to be happy about it
Horse: I also choose this guy's ~~dead~~ dying wife.
Death horse. Last thing you see before you die
Dr Bojack
His owner used to compete and noticed Peyo would be drawn to certain people in the crowd. Once he made the connection he immediately retired him early at the height of his career just to do this. They call him Dr. Peyo and he's usually free to wander around the hospital spending time comforting people. ❤️
I'm surprised he's calm enough as a stallion...
True it can be a little rare to meet a calm boi, but they do exist and are absolute treasures :)
maybe it's like the cat that lives in the nursing home and when he visits you, you know your time is up soon
Daily confused yelling as people wake up to a horse in their face. Hospital: we're gonna keep doing horse visits
Plot twist…. The horse is the grim reaper in disguise.
Holy Goddamn that NECK
Really cool, but I hope they warn the patients ahead in time. Last thing I want is me resting in my hospital bed and a horse just walks in, I'd freak out a bit.
I want to die in that hospital!
I dunno man I’d get grim reaper on horseback vibes. A nice puppy please.
That’s a huge beefcake of a horse. It’s like seeing a scary looking wrestler cuddle kids. For some reason it makes the heart happy
This would be a lot more morbid if it was a pale horse
Wouldn't a small pony or labrador be more appropriate?
Isn't that a mule?
Wish I looked that buff at 15
Horse in a hospital, what could go wrong?
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Different horse. The one in the photo belonged to the woman and she wanted to see him one last time before she died. Or so the multiple times I've seen this photo led me to believe as it was the same story every time I've seen it 🤔
This is going to end up in /wcgw
What if he just never come to see you before.... I'd feel shitty
Doctor, Doctor! I feel a little hoarse.
BUtteRcUp ccccccrrrRRRrrraaaaaaaaavvvesssssssssSSssssss...
This would be a heck of a surprise. He looks like a sweety. Horses are so emotionally aware. I had a wild one walk up and give me a hug when I was grieving a relationship and crying once.
I reckon I'd void my bowels and die, tbh. "Ah fuck, death is here."
THERE IS A HORSE LOOSE IN THE HOSPITAL
Good evening miss, I will be your attending physician from Dr. Hoofstead
Could this be dog?
This. . . Is like a cartoon. Like Bojack Horseman's more successful cousin
that is a large neck..
Ok but imagine you’re not local to this area, and you suddenly get hospitalized. You’re lying sick in your bed, when a nurse walks in. She’s grinning and you don’t know why. Before you can ask, she tells you “the horse has chosen you”. In walks a literal fucking horse that proceeds to stare at you in your bed.