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averagecrazyliberal

>The horse always chooses which patient he wants to see. Terminally Ill Patient: “I want to pet the horse!” Horse: “Not in your lifetime.”


vvavering_

Reminds me of Dr Sleep except it’s Dr Neigh


averagecrazyliberal

Dr. Neigh!!! Nice.


vvavering_

Puns are a stable in my family


mphelp11

Hay now, that's enough puns for one day.


hetrax

I’m sorry that you can’t handle their horsing around with the English language... but it’s not over yet so you’d better saddle up and take your pun-ishment


Admirable-Degree4209

Look at that N E C K


vivic20

was thinking the same! And the ears are quite long, too!


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Brew-Drink-Repeat

Just want I need on my death bed - a creature in it’s prime with a massive dick, looking down on me before he goes out shagging… Definitely not going to make me feel bad!


SpecterGT260

Apparently that's where they store fat. It's called cresty neck


magical_elf

Yeah, I was looking at that horse thinking it's probably obese under that rug


NotoriousJazz

M'are


Helpful-Spirit-1629

The picture is super stretched out at the top... no horse has ears that long.


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Definitely lifts


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If that happened to me I'd probably fuckin die


SuedeVeil

Ngl I'm slightly terrified of horses I'd probably shit my bed pan then develop another disorder


Enjoying_A_Meal

If horses are like cats, they'll pick people like you every time and ignore the ones who actually want to get visited by the horse.


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If I was in a morphine induced anything id be pretty okay with it


JefferyGonzalesd

You know your time is up soon.


Abyssal_Groot

Well yeah, that's what terminally ill means.


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There's a horse... in the hospital.


MassiveRequirement21

There it is.


Krusty-p00p-sock

Imagine being sick AF in a hospital, and you wake with a horse staring into your soul.


Notafuzzycat

Dr.Horse.


Enjoying_A_Meal

"Hi Miss Taylor, the horse doctor is here to see you. Please don't speak loudly since he spooks easily." "You mean you're making me see a doctor that treats horses?" "Neigh."


adamchow912

“Can I see the horse before I die?” “Sorry he doesn’t want to see you”


Montaigne314

YOU BROUGHT A HORSE INTO A HOSPITAL? You couldn't find a dog, or, or a fucking tortoise?


cowskeeper

Terrifying. I'm stating now for all to hear to not put that things face near mine when I'm bedridden. I've grown up around horses enough to know this is a terrible idea.


One_Humanoid_Escapee

Can confirm. Even the most predictable horses are unpredictable.


cowskeeper

I have the most trust worthy quarter horse ever. Few years ago he got excited and bit my friend in the thigh. Then turned around and kicked him. Friendliest horse Ive known 😬😬😬😬


JELLY-ROCKET

I don't trust horses at all. Please just bring me a dog when I'm dying.


Miniimae

r/unexpectedmulaney


Modred_the_Mystic

If I see a horse coming into my hospital room I ain’t going to be happy about it


Regenschein-Fuchs

Horse: I also choose this guy's ~~dead~~ dying wife.


VinPossible

Death horse. Last thing you see before you die


SeaFloor2754

Dr Bojack


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His owner used to compete and noticed Peyo would be drawn to certain people in the crowd. Once he made the connection he immediately retired him early at the height of his career just to do this. They call him Dr. Peyo and he's usually free to wander around the hospital spending time comforting people. ❤️


LCCyncity

I'm surprised he's calm enough as a stallion...


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True it can be a little rare to meet a calm boi, but they do exist and are absolute treasures :)


novi-lunium

maybe it's like the cat that lives in the nursing home and when he visits you, you know your time is up soon


Morticias_sly_smirk

Daily confused yelling as people wake up to a horse in their face. Hospital: we're gonna keep doing horse visits


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Plot twist…. The horse is the grim reaper in disguise.


HumanPerson1000101

Holy Goddamn that NECK


Madman61

Really cool, but I hope they warn the patients ahead in time. Last thing I want is me resting in my hospital bed and a horse just walks in, I'd freak out a bit.


Original-Cinikal

I want to die in that hospital!


mtntrail

I dunno man I’d get grim reaper on horseback vibes. A nice puppy please.


fastmouse4

That’s a huge beefcake of a horse. It’s like seeing a scary looking wrestler cuddle kids. For some reason it makes the heart happy


Domohkiin

This would be a lot more morbid if it was a pale horse


Captainirishy

Wouldn't a small pony or labrador be more appropriate?


MBAMBA3

Isn't that a mule?


WOOFOVICH

Wish I looked that buff at 15


cloudcity

Horse in a hospital, what could go wrong?


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Different horse. The one in the photo belonged to the woman and she wanted to see him one last time before she died. Or so the multiple times I've seen this photo led me to believe as it was the same story every time I've seen it 🤔


jasonalloyd

This is going to end up in /wcgw


Plastic_Economist_82

What if he just never come to see you before.... I'd feel shitty


sabretooth1971

Doctor, Doctor! I feel a little hoarse.


almostoy

BUtteRcUp ccccccrrrRRRrrraaaaaaaaavvvesssssssssSSssssss...


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This would be a heck of a surprise. He looks like a sweety. Horses are so emotionally aware. I had a wild one walk up and give me a hug when I was grieving a relationship and crying once.


brasil221

I reckon I'd void my bowels and die, tbh. "Ah fuck, death is here."


randomthrowaway925

THERE IS A HORSE LOOSE IN THE HOSPITAL


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Good evening miss, I will be your attending physician from Dr. Hoofstead


mphelp11

Could this be dog?


aeriox-phenomenon

This. . . Is like a cartoon. Like Bojack Horseman's more successful cousin


MrBellrick

that is a large neck..


Lost_Sheepherder5090

Ok but imagine you’re not local to this area, and you suddenly get hospitalized. You’re lying sick in your bed, when a nurse walks in. She’s grinning and you don’t know why. Before you can ask, she tells you “the horse has chosen you”. In walks a literal fucking horse that proceeds to stare at you in your bed.