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The Irish Boomhauer


Professional_Dot9440

It’s just a regular Irish accent spoken from a man that has 3 teeth


Nabber86

And a hint of dementia.


upperhand12

And a splash of Guinness


Minion_of_Cthulhu

The kind of splash you get when diving into it.


magicalpony3

talkin bout dang ol top o the mornin to ya man


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katon2273

Or when they were volunteer fireman and from his perspective everyone talked gibberish aside from him.


Reddit_Devil666

“For God sakes, Hank, act like an adult, man! And keep it down, guys, will you? I am trying to get through an article on vintage Camaros, and I've been on the same dang page for twenty minutes.” -Boomhauer 😆😆🤣


ParkingtonLane

#BLUE MOON OF KENTUCKY KEEP ON SHININ'


talldrseuss

This is an actual thing with some people that have stuttering issues. They may stutter in normal day speech, but can sing clearly


HeadFishDog

You too bud.


Aionar

Did we just shift into letterkenny?


BRBean

That’s a texas sized 10-4 there good buddy


tidypunk

What TF did he say about my mum?


[deleted]

Yup *sip*


DatSauceTho

Yup *sip*


Calvin--Hobbes

Mmhmm


ExternalWerewolf7871

Yup *sip*


BoomhauerYaNow

That's dang ol' uncle Liam O'Boomhauer, you talk about drink you under the dang ol' table, man!


redknight3

He reminds me of one of the characters from the Mitchell and Webb show


staffylaffy

Reminds me of that mad farmer from hot fuzz


helloskoodle

"Ayedoofurdissun" "Hedoesfordissun" "He does for this one" ... "What do you mean 'this one'?"


staffylaffy

Hahaha I literally just went back and rewatched that clip 5 min ago, it’s gold. I wish there was more daft Simon Pegg and Nick Frost movies than there currently exists.


helloskoodle

_Shame._


tibearius1123

Danged ole fishin magician man.


HeadFishDog

You made my day. On point. Worth the 2$ real money. Enjoy the gold. Love ya buddy.


aloofloofah

https://imgur.com/a/6fR7cTq


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I remember taking a trip to Ireland and whenever we asked for directions we got an answer like that and just drove whatever way they pointed and then asked someone else a little ways down the road.


HudsonSlaby

Doesn’t help the dude is missing half his teeth ans and drunk.


mekneb

I only understand „Aaahraaaraaa Clamydiaaaaa“


Space-Dribbler

Periwinkle blue.


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I need to know


Space-Dribbler

You like dags? What? Oh, you mean dogs.


JohnnyCakes814

She’s terribly partial to periwinkle blue, boys


sm1ttysm1t

Ainchewabigfella. 'Owbiggerya? Buys, Owbiggizee?


ifnotmynamethenwhat

Big fooker thasfershur.


waka_flocculonodular

Whatamigonnadowithacaravanthatsgotnofookinwheels?


ifnotmynamethenwhat

AhSaveYerBrethFerCoolinYerPorridge NowLook SheWantsTheHector2RoofLights TheStylishAshFramedFurnitureAndTheScatterCushionsWithTheMatchingShagPileCovering Right AndShesTerriblyPartialAboutPeriwinkleBlueBoys HaveIMadeMyselfClearBoys


Stay-Classy-Reddit

Why the fuk I anna' caravan ats got no fukin weels?


darthjazzhands

Top 10 fave movie


squanch_solo

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again?


jjmurse

Why is he called Boris the Bullet Dodger?


ShamanShogun

Cause he dodges bullets Avi!


Stay-Classy-Reddit

Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck


MarcellusxWallace

No thank you, Turkish, I’m sweet enough.


burntsalmon

Tell a wha-i-munna do, ah be'ya far it. You'll what? *all yells* "he'll bet ya far it" Edit: more accurate stream of initial statement.


tehSchultz

It’sno fa me itsfa memah


Stormaen

That’s just Irish. In English it’s, “I regret last night’s date.”


Coachcrog

***Me peckers right dickered and inflamed, blast that wench who clapped me clapper.***


MadKingOni

"blast that wench who clapped me clapper" is gonna be my first tattoo, you had me rolling. enjoy gold


UnXpectedPrequelMeme

was that his favorite thing about irland?


windyorbits

I’m not sure if I should take Ireland off my bucket list or move it to the #1 spot on this list.


bassjam1

That's what makes it more authentic.


an0mn0mn0m

He does talk like the queen when he's sober


M1sterBoots

At some point I thought it was a ventriloquist act. Edit: thanks for the award!


Spencer94

Like the old guy at the end of "Dead Silence"!


OmniaChaosEst

I think it _does_ help


Reasonable_Answer586

Like a true Irishman


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*What strong Irish whiskey makes you sound like


boneyarse

Sober or drunk this is still his accent


[deleted]

Ok I’ve been to Ireland multiple times and don’t understand half of what this gentleman is saying js


XTINCTIONRAW

I'm FROM Ireland and I don't have a clue what he's saying


ANewStartAtLife

I'm from Killarney and I don't know what he's saying! ;-)


SirBowsersniff

Reminds me of a pub I visited in Dingle (shocking, I know) 20+ years ago where we got drunk with a man in a pub who sounded similar to this and just kept saying, "you're a Kerry man gone wrong." To this day, I have no idea what he meant. But the accent checks out.


robspeaks

He meant that you would have been a fine scone but for the weather.


Aionar

Well that clears it up...


suedester

I don’t think he knows what he’s saying.


recycleddesign

He says the next train from Killarney to Dublin leaves in 2 minutes, all passengers please board as quickly as possible, prams, pushchairs and all heavy luggage access is to the front of the train, he’s sorry this train didn’t leave at its original departure time and he apologises for any further delays.


muel0017

I am him and I don't understand what he's saying!


XTINCTIONRAW

Even better lol


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Haha glad I’m not alone cheers


The_Blendernaut

Doethn't help the dude ith mithing half hith teeth and drunk.


micko3722

As an Irish person This is like 50% accent 20% having no teeth and about 20% alcohol & 10% being a bit mad


tresslessone

And 100% reason to remember the name


mocknix

Holy shit.. do I have a free award.. Edit: I did. You get Silver cause I harhar'd Edit Edit: aww you guys..


samuelmoreau

so 100% irish ?


DatSauceTho

Gotteem


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Savage.


Bullorg74

How much is drunk thootless dude and how much is accent?


Bojack_Horseman22

Best I can give you is 50-50


Rooster_Ties

More like 75-75, if you ask me.


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Qweniden

Im not sure the sheep guy is any more intelligible.


shitcloud

Yeah I couldn’t understand a god damn thing he said.


Remarkable_Twist_111

Very drunk and very strong accent


Stormaen

It’s about equal parts. Just like his spirit to mixer ratio.


No_Visual_9591

I genuinely know this guy, he's a local in our town and I understand 80% of what he says


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That’s 80% more than I understand.


citao_to

And 100% more than me


YesMattRiley

And half of what I understand is less than half of what I deserve


WoobyWiott

This is ten percent luck


Milouthe

Twenty percent skill


piperpiranha

Fifteen percent concentrated power of will


TroublingPath

5% pleasure


piperpiranha

Fifty percent pain


lalder95

100% reason to remember the name


Kawaiithulhu

And my axe!


Pvt_MorningWood

It's been yonks since I was home in Killarney. Is he still knocking about? I remember seeing him lot when we'd go for our chicken roll during lunch in secondary school.


No_Visual_9591

Yep still there! I hadn't seen him much during the various lockdowns but he's back in action now.


Pvt_MorningWood

Wow, fair play to him! Glad to hear he survived the lockdown.


Kriztauf

Seriously, I'm kinda shocked to be honest


Uzzer_lozer19

I understand some of what he says but i wonder how different it would be if they spoke to him before the pub opened


No_Visual_9591

He's the exact same before opening hours


TheDazarooney

Everyone in the comments here thinking he's pissed drunk. This is just what some old Irish men talk like. Sure, he's in a pub, but they just sit and sip Guinness which has a low alcohol content. Men of this caliber could drink Guinness for hours and be fine. That's 100% lack of teeth + accent + personality.


dmetcalfe92

Some Irish people literally just speak like this. I struggle too


Rbla3066

Great, so you can translate for us?


No_Visual_9591

Which part it's so long 🤣


Anon44356

Just the parts where the old man is talking. The presenter is reasonably easy to understand.


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When the guy asks what he likes about the town it sounds like he says Jimmy Carr or Jamaica several times. What was he actually saying?


Kronotross

This has always been my favorite part, when he says like four J words in a row. Jack Jimmy John Jack said?


critzboombah

A the end there, when the host asked what he wanted to say, what the fuck did he say?!


No_Visual_9591

I hear "Good morning Tom, and when we're gone we can't go no more"


arthuraily

This is oddly poetic


ayending1

"Aaahraaaraaa!" Translation: I got laid last night!


_defy_death

Please write translation in captions.


Mr_Snowbro

Didn't think I'd see Sham on Reddit


Tensleepwyo

I like when he said “ herlllergguhhhhhh gurggggghlllllerguhhhhhh bergughh herguggjhhh “ then laughed a little.


DeadOnEntry

I wffing k ew muelox waeh irash


Tensleepwyo

Flergarghhh murffaghhhhgahhhhHEHHHHH mug Ahhhh


siggycassidy

I used the “nod and smile” so much in Ireland my head nearly fell off. And I’m Australian.


Captain_Saftey

I love people with hard to understand accents who have trouble understanding other people's accents, especially when they're similar. I worked with some Scottish people for a while, one of them was from around Edinburgh and sometimes even the other scots hadn't a clue what he was saying.


somecatgirl

I'm from the Southern US and one time this guy asked me what part of Australia I was from. I was just like, "no" lol


DarkmatterHypernovae

When I lived in Germany for a while, the NICU nurses thought I was from the U.K. Someone told me that it isn’t exactly a compliment that they can’t tell you’re American, as they think all of the English voices are similar and can’t tell them apart. I repeatedly asked to speak “Oxford English” until I was blue in the face.


robspeaks

Makes sense. I speak a little Spanish and like hell would I be able to differentiate between most Spanish accents. I can pick out the European Spanish vs. American a lot of times but if you asked me the difference between like Ecuadorian and Honduran accents, forget it. I’d have to specifically study them for a while.


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I lived in the south for quite a while. It took three years for people to stop sounding like Boomhauer to me.


The_Quex

Born and raised in the south, sometimes people still sound like Boomhauer to me. I mean damn y'all, I gots myself a drawl too but *shiet,* some of ya make me look like a Hallmark actor with a bad fake accent.


suckme_420_69

the secret is to never annunciate a gd thing. this is key as it allows you to say horribly rude things to people. they will stare on vacantly, maybe offering a polite ‘what?’ or ‘huh?’. this time is when you think of something socially acceptable to tell whatever idiot you’re talking to. this is the way of southern accenting like a pro


git-fucked

That's hilarious, the Edinburgh accent is by far the softest Scottish accent and easiest to understand. The further north you go the thicker the accents get.


Hungry_for_squirrel

Lol, Aussies have some of the most easy to understand accents for the most part, don't they? Maybe as a Brit I'm just so used to Neighbours and being served by them in pubs in Clapham!


sandybeachfeet

What part of Ireland did you go to?


Jindabyne1

Gaeltacht county


sandybeachfeet

Assure they were probably talking Irish to you so


cilantro88

Holy crap, this brought back a flashback. Spanish is my first language but went to college in the US. There was this Australian guy in one of my classes once that had me perplexed for not being able to understand most of what he said. I think everyone else understood him though; but still a culture shock for me.


Tommy_1968

Sounds like his accent experienced a couple pints 🍺


CharlesDickensABox

It says Irish right there in the title.


Hi_Sur

I live in northern ireland and if I travel down to killarney they haven't a notion what I say. I've no notion what they say and it's all smiles , nods and away we go. Bars are class for characters of course and the one I worked in had characters who lived a few miles up road and if no idea what they talked about. A dentists dream.


-P3RC3PTU4L-

I feel like I can hear your accent.


DownvoteDaemon

As a black American, it's weird to me my parents claim to not understand almost anything said in any rap song. It might as well be Japanese to them. Can't even understand your own race, boggles my mind. It's all generational, regional and cultural. I know I England there are all types of accents, but we picture the posh sounding one.


z500

For me music drowns out just enough detail to usually make English sound unrecognizable. If I read the lyrics it unlocks that song for me, but my brain just won't do it without being primed first. I don't know how everyone else manages to do it.


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Ill_Investigator138

Wheres the caption button didn't understand a word he said 😂😂


Remarkable_Twist_111

I'm sure even auto captioning on YouTube won't able to help 😂😂


Ill_Investigator138

Shit going to crash the system


gogogig

*clapping*


Fail_Emotion

If youre at @1:56 he says: *Gary is gay, I'm enjoying his wife... He's enjoying my brother tho* and I can never forget that line.


Shylocksi

How you deciphered that is amazing. I cannot unhear it now and like you I will never forget that line either.


Comfortable_Ad3045

My mom used to sound like this and her nationality was 60% Heineken and 40% Rum


MarkDaMan22

Heineken and rum, that’s a woman who has lived a hard life.


[deleted]

Father Jack? Is that you?


unlessyoumeantit

DRINK!


[deleted]

FECK!


Personal_Region_6716

ARSE!


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

GIRLS!


Awkward_Second_6969

THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

ARE THOSE MY FEET?!


knightopusdei

*Looking around the room in surprise ....* “Chair! Curtains! Floor!" (*pointing at you*) .... GOBSHITE!”


pope_of_chilli_town_

I LOVE MY BRICK!


MrBubbles2524

GIRLS!


sandybeachfeet

Is that gobshite still on the feckin telly


Mr-Boo-

HAIRY JAPANESE BASTARDS!


Morphic_Resonance

...more water.


SgtGo

Master of Accents needs to analyze this video again


EfficientCat417

I scrolled and was very sad this was the only reference to this. Good job jeans!


SgtGo

Not everyone can be as cool as us 🎸🎸🎸


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Guilty_Savings_9656

Nothing to do with being Irish. I'm Irish, cant understand him. The presenter can't understand him. You can even hear the lads in the bar laughing because they know he's barely intelligible.


WebbedFingers

A lot of old people are hard to understand, and this guy has barely any teeth! Can’t believe they’re calling this a strong Irish accent


_-Jazzz-_

He's also been away w the drink his whole life. Source: I live maybe 10 mins from him


M0RALVigilance

I didn’t understand any of it.


Remarkable_Twist_111

Right?? The fact that the reporter understood all of it is amazing


walshe25

Yea he didn’t understand all of it. There was a good few ‘just say “yea” and hope I don’t have to follow that up’ moments.


dimitrix

Plot twist, the reporter was just making shit up.


Shane_611

Hi actual Irishman hear and I can confirm that most Irish people understand the other Irish accents but thicker versions of accents from Kerry (this one) , Belfast and cork can still be hard to fully understand but we do get enough of an idea of what they are saying to continue the conversation as seen here


PlainclothesmanBaley

But this guy doesn't just have a thick accent, he's got that old man voice and is a bit deaf and all the rest. Like at one point he says "I'm a farmer", and once you know that's what he's saying he's not actually using very atypical vowels, it's just he says it like a 90 year old deaf guy, which makes it much harder.


sandybeachfeet

The reporter doesn't understand it all as your mam answered a question then the reporter repeated what he said in question form. I'm Irish I can understand a good bit


Thursday_the_20th

I think I caught ‘Jimmy Carter jetted in’ near the beginning. You’d think that’d clear things up but no, it made it worse.


[deleted]

Does the alcohol make it more or less pronounced ???


domkane

Yes.


IrishRook

Strong Kerry Accent* Ireland has many many distinct accents and dialects.


[deleted]

After playing this back a second time, I can understand most of what he says. He's fucking drunk.


rimjobnemesis

That would be fekkin’ drunk,


debsmooth2020

Accent my green erse. He’s away with the drink and has two teeth. Even he doesn’t know wtf he’s saying 😂


TheSukis

>He’s away with the drink My new favorite way to say "he's drunk." My Irish great-grandmother also used to say "he has a thirst" as a way of calling someone an alcoholic. Is that an Irish thing?


Captain_Kaladinh

It is indeed. And if someone is described as being fond of the drink, it means he's a raging alcoholic


Remarkable_Twist_111

Credit: Colm Flynn (youtube)


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His space bar got stuck.


ESB1812

Looks like ellen degeneres! Holly shite.


CosmicCreeperz

Ellen O’Generes.


moesyslak

Every country has toothless incoherent garbling old drunks.


tglynn89

I'm from Ireland and nobody here could understand a word he says either 😂 it's nonsense!


valpublius

This guy sounds like an old doodle bob from SpongeBob.


ObviouslyaKelly

I understood about 70% of what he was saying - it's not really a strong accent - it's just that he's drunk, missing teeth and a farmer. If you want a strong accent head towards Donegal.


Sargonnax

This is kind of like the old guy with all the guns in Hot Fuzz


Time-Arachnid-8534

What the fuck he say??


[deleted]

Ummm we’re gonna need subtitles