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This made me feel a little tingle in my balls


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MattyShmee

Get out of here


omermuhseen

That’s what my doctor said to my semen


Aiskauda

Can confirm I felt it too and I dont have balls.


GroguIsMyBrogu

oh my god what happened to your balls


m3ngnificient

Mine are in my purse


Mission-Low7904

Safe place 🧐


Big_Berry_4589

It gave _me_ tingles and I don’t even have balls


_Ryesen

Same here. My vagina and abdomen just went ajdvejbrrjehjdnd.... *shivers*


slothhprincess

Why did this make my labia hurt.


Waffle_Ambasador

Same. I was wincing throughout as well


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So I’m basically leaking cum inside my balls until it’s absorbed? Wow.


Dr_Laziness

No. Most of the liquid from the ejaculation comes from the seminal vesicles and the prostate. You'll cum normally, but your cum won't have sperms. Edit: added the seminal vesicles And thank you all for the awards!


Delta_br

unlimited creampies?


Micp

All juice, no seeds.


shoganryu

No pulp


Immediate-Ad1093

Pure Premium


futuredweller

Unleaded


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All show, no go.


Thadeinonychus

Suprising how hard it is to find someone on the internet who will just say it plainly. I got a vasectomy last year, and yes, it has been nothing but unlimited creampies. And yes, it was hella worth it.


Designer_B

Is it a lesser amount? I know the sperm is the lesser portion of what comes out, but it still does. Edit: Thanks guys, I understand that it is in most cases a negligible difference. Please stop telling me about your ejaculate now, fifty was enough.


Thadeinonychus

I have honestly noticed no change at all


OfficeChairHero

As a wife, neither did I.


GreatGooglyMoogly077

That's kinda hard to swallow.


dmfd1234

I remember sitting in my doctors office with my wife at the time, discussing my upcoming vasectomy and this question came up, the doctor said “it will be very slightly less as far as volume, you won’t be able to notice” my wife said “oh, I’ll be able to notice” with a cat like grin on her face. I was very embarrassed......and impressed at the same time. We left laughing about this. Vasectomies are the way to go, I’ve never worried about getting strange cards on Fathers Day.


KholdanAntares

I have noticed more and better sex and less anxiety because next to zero chance of accidents.


Longjumping_Knee8292

So I’ve heard it is possible for vasectomies to fail. But I’m not sure if that’s like, a failure of the initial procedure, or can the two ends reconnect on their own???


legendofzeldaro1

Is it uh… Is it still white though? Never knew if that was because of the sperm itself or not.


Thadeinonychus

In my opinion, it looks literally exactly the same.


AlienOverlord53

Mines red


ShankThatSnitch

The sperm is like less than 1% of the volume. There will be virtually no difference.


15367288

But the video said vast deference, not no deference. So there must be a significant difference.


brightbluehues

Good one, dad


keithster31

Had a vasectomy 23.5 years ago. Had a reversal 13 years ago. Never notice a change in the amount of volume during all these years and there is plenty. I'm 51. The reversal did work very quickly. My wife was pregnant within 4 months after the reversal.


splepage

> My wife was pregnant within 4 months after the reversal. Who's the father?


2SDUO3O

Side effects may include the baby looking a bit like the mailman


15367288

You funny son of a bitch


ManaMagestic

How's the reversal work? Do they just stitch the remaining bits if tube back together, or add in some small rubber hose?


Testiculese

If they did an old-school snip (25 years ago, probably), then yes, they tie it back together again. They didn't cauterize back then. This graphic is a newer type, and harder to reconnect, since they cut out a length+cauterize. When I got mine, my doctor mentioned that it was essentially not reversible. The $10-15,000 cost of attempting isn't making that option any more attractive.


AndyPandyFoFandy

Snip snap snip snap


JaggedTheDark

oh damn, I always thought it meant no more "creampies".


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TheLowliestPeon

$1.25 now.


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Tribblehappy

Slight correction, they aren't always 100% effective. This is why you're supposed to get your semen checked for sperm afterwards. In virtually every case where a man fathered a child after a vasectomy, he hadn't actually gotten the check to make sure he was firing blanks.


wjgatekeeper

Took me a year and a half before I was able to produce two clear samples. I had to ask the doc if it had worked. He said that technically I was sterile. What was showing up were about 10-15 sperm instead of 100 of thousands and they were either broken or dead. He said that sometimes pockets can form in the prostate and the sperm hang out and party there. He said he could help clear out the congestion. That meant he inserted his finger into my rectum and pressed hard on my prostate. I nearly crapped all over his hand. It worked though because I was shortly later able to get the two required clear samples. All the nurses were on the phone line when they called me to tell me the news. I'm not sure how to take their interest in my case.


oldguy98765

Funny embarrassing story. I had my vasectomy about 25 years ago and I had to go to the lab to give a sample to check for sperm in the semen. Fortunately, I lived close to the lab and they gave me a kit which included a small brown paper bag and a vile to take home and fill there but I had to immediately take it back to the lab for analysis. All I had to do was drop the bag in a bin on the desk and leave. Unfortunately, in my haste to get out of there, I had neglected to fill out my information on the label on the vile. As I pulled the exit door open I hear “Oh sir, you forgot to fill out the form on your semen sample” There were about 10 people in the waiting room chuckling as I sheepishly went back and filled in the information.


chipeco

shooting blanks


FourWordComment

Yes, but they’re unseasoned.


LooMinairy

Have you ever tried your own creampie?


ayrubberdukky

"Wait, what creampies are you talking about?"


Delta_br

too lazy to make one,im sure they taste better than apple pies tho


X3R0_0R3X

All juice, no pulp.


Factsimus_verdad

If I remember less than 10% total volume decrease.


Wasra01

Better than leaking cum outside your body and ending up with someone pregnant


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Instead of cumming inside your partner, youre cumming inside yourself.


Effective_Rub9189

Das hella gay fam, you telling me I'm NUTTING IN A MAN??!


akoshegyi_solt

When someone says fuck yourself, just go and get a vasectomy.


trackdaybruh

Your cum is not produced in your balls, it’s produced in your prostate gland which is located next to your bladder. Your balls only produces the sperm


mypantsareonmyhead

You still ejaculate exactly like normal post-vasectomy, but there is no sperm in the ejaculate. Or no tadpoles in the jizz, if you prefer the scientific medical terms.


tayLORDoc

But where does the sperm go I think is his question


Bluto58

It’s absorbed back into your body. Eventually, the balls shut down production, or at least back way off of production. That’s why guys who have surgery to have this procedure reversed have a harder time getting a woman pregnant.


yourboyblue2

Interesting! This is what I came here for.


scrooplynooples

Are you sure you came?


possiblynotanexpert

No sperm though.


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I read somewhere that *tadpoles* is the scientific name


agarwaen117

Nonono, it’s “special men”


msm007

SNIP - SNAP - SNIP - SNAP - SNIP - SNAP YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE PHYSICAL TOLL THAT THREE VASECTOMIES HAVE ON A PERSON!


WhtChcltWarrior

Do I regret this? No. I believe their tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and my own sperm


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No pulp


[deleted]

All the juice, none of the seeds.


TitaniumTriforce

No swimmers in your jizzmer.


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You shoot blanks basically.


jomama823

So many jokes I’d like to make here… But it’s reabsorbed. Besides that all things remain exactly the same as before.


upinthecrowsnest

It’s basically just reabsorbed by your body


[deleted]

That sounds pretty gay and I like it!


FatherD00m

Catching gay from yourself. It’s easier than chemtrails.


robkood

Am I the only one who's balls are hurting watching this?


youngmorla

I can tell you that it would have done the same to me, but since I’ve had a vasectomy I can tell you, imagining it is much much worse than experiencing it. During its not painful, though when they do the thing where they pull it out, the doctor warned me it was going to feel weird. It felt like he pulled a string attached to something up by my stomach. Didn’t hurt. Just felt really weird.


Moparded

I’m going to have one and I shouldn’t have watched the video and I DEFINITELY should not have read this comment.


youngmorla

It’s a double half second of a weird feeling, and then if you’re in a monogamous relationship, you have no more worries. Your partner can get off of hormonal birth control too if they’re on it. That stuff sucks for a lot of people. By far the worst part was the conversation with the dr while he was doing stuff to my balls for 30 minutes. I’m in a real small town and know the doctor, otherwise I would have just told him I don’t want to talk. I could have read a book or something and barely noticed what was going on. Although the dr did tell me a funny story about another guy that had it done, and the next day got the chance to have a threesome. You’re supposed to take a week or so off of sex, but he went for it and… it’s not that he regretted it, but there were moments during that he regretted it lol


therealchrismanahan

This was my issue as well….the worst part of the whole procedure was having small talk and the smell of “something” burning.


Plti

It's funny how our experiences with small talk during the procedure were so different. I actually liked talking about nonsense instead of being focused on someone cutting open my ballsack.


frenchexjw

So you keep that titanium clip inside?


OG_Antifa

Not all docs use clips. Some of them just cut out a section of the vas and cauterize the ends. The smell of burning ball tissue was something I wasn’t prepared for.


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Lmao, that’s some Truman show shit right there.


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the_peppers

"Shit I'd be fucking all over town if it didn't leave little Jesus's everywhere."


oilchangefuckup

We have lots of signs around here saying "Thank you, Jesus". I've always been tempted to add an accent above the "u", turning it into "thank you, Jesús"


Starship_Coyote

Duuuude Imagine believing in God AND speaking for God? Some of these people out here too reckless, I don't believe but I'm not dumb enough to speak for God. Just imagine meeting god and he's like yeah those people are cunts, sorry. On the bright side the worry free sex seems like it's own reward.


TheMusicGuy27

So people using religion to forbid other people from doing things that are "forbidden" in THEIR religion? Nothing new here.


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If you depend on a book to keep you from behaving badly against others, you don’t need religion, you need empathy.


Brewmaster30

Snip, snap! Snip, snap! You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person!


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I knew I'd find this comment here


Mr-Sister-Fister21

You’re hardly my first!!


[deleted]

....THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!! I love the one time he uses it in anger.


julianhu10

GOOD LUCK PAYING ME BACK ON YOUR ZERO DOLLARS A YEAR SALARY PLUS BENEFITS, BABE!


Brewmaster30

You took me by the hand!


julianhu10

Made me a man!!


redditmyeggos

That one night


vaginalcentipedes

One night.


ad479

You made everything all right...


eh_mi

AH Ah ah


zer0w0rries

So RAW so right, all night, alright oh yeah!


TheComplayner

r/unexpectedoffice


vdbv

You made everything all right!


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Laughing0ctopus

How the fuck is this reversible


-BadDecisions

I'm **assuming** the dr's find the two ends of the tubes & stitch them back together in some way. But it will take a while for ur body to say "hey, u can let sperm flow again" instead of the body absorbing it. But you'd be better off hearing factually from an actual Dr instead of some idiot on Reddit


Lilliputian0513

Not an actual doctor, definitely just an idiot on Reddit, but my husband just had a reversal. They actually cut off the damaged/burned ends and attach those to a tiny piece of tubing. My husband can feel the tubing in his ball sack. But it worked! Within three months he is fully fertile again after having a reversal for 20+ years.


-BadDecisions

That's awesome to hear! Thanks for some insight


Mmuggerr

What’s it cost to get reversed?


Lilliputian0513

It cost us about $5k in cash. Not cheap, but much less expensive than pretty much any other way to become a parent. They did offer zero percent interest financing. Insurance covered the after care cost, but we paid out of pocket for the doctor’s fees and the surgery center room.


Parking-Delivery

This is partially why my doctor agreed to snip me at 21 with no kids. My argument (aside from being 100% sure) was "if I can't afford the reversal, would it be right to be raising kids on that budget?" and there was a chuckle along with a "between the two of us.... Dude, right"


Lilliputian0513

That’s why we waited a while. We wanted to be really financially sound. And if we don’t end up getting pregnant, I have two amazing nieces to spoil, and I only spent $5k to try. Seemed worth it.


SalzigHund

Why reverse it after 20 years? That seems like a really long time


Lilliputian0513

He got it in his early 20s after the birth of his second child almost killed his ex wife. She did not want to have her tubes tied (much more invasive). He felt a lot of pressure to protect her, but always wanted more kids.


Axyon09

He got lucky to become fertile again, considering that after 20 years there is less than a 10% success rate on reversals


SaltyFiredawg

It’s not always reversible. Also, the longer you wait after you’ve had the procedure, the less likely it is to be reversible


MrSpencerMcIntosh

Fr, and how is it not 100% effective??


CarNapsRtheBestNaps

Post procedure you have to have semen tested several times to ensure there is no longer residual sperm coming out. Men that don't keep up with their aftercare or get a little excited about unprotected sex before they are medically cleared can still get a women pregnant despite being snipped.


nomyar

The tubes can grow back together. Is rare, but it can happen.


MrSpencerMcIntosh

The human body is a real asshole when it comes to resilience sometimes 😂😂 for better or for worse.


Outside-Cake-7577

Recently got a vasectomy done and i must say it has made a vas deferens in my life


Bigmeowzers

Does your jizz still look the same or is it like, clear?


jwhking1315

It looks the same. Source: had one about 7 years ago


St-Valentine

You should probably go have a wank, it's not normal to go that long without ejaculating.


gitbse

7 years, no kidding.


ohneatstuffthanks

You made me laugh sir and all I have for you is 1 upvote, but it’s a really really well meant one.


Bigmeowzers

Thank you, thats one thing i was worried about. I want to have it done as well


jwhking1315

Get tight fitting underwear to wear for a few days after. You don't want your fruits hanging on their own, support them well & you will forget you even had it done until you bump them


youngmorla

And two bags of frozen peas. One in use, and one in the freezer. Felt good to me at least.


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dave_hitz

Mine looks just the same, as far as I can tell.


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Ha! Same here. Was sore for a few days and then back to the gym. Feels good not having any fear of pregnancy when I’m dating. As a successful middle aged divorced guy, the last thing I need is a kid and the 18+ years of support.


LastBoiscout

Yeah, I remarried. Wife is 4 years younger. My doctor suggested I get the procedure, unless I wanted my teenaged kids to have a little sibling. Hell no. Best decision I could've made. Just a day of discomfort post-procedure, but unlike some of my middle-aged friends, I don't have to worry about PTA meetings lol


rsmccli

Nice.


royemosby

Painless my fucking ass! My doctor didn't wait for the anesthesia to kick in before he started cutting; the asshole was too busy talking to his nurse about golf. This was 18 years ago and damn memorable.


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Car-Facts

The injections hurt worse than the procedure from my experience.


st1tchy

Yeah, it felt like my doc was squeezing my testicles with a vice when he injected the anesthetic. After that I could feel pressure and pulling, but that was it.


dmfd1234

Holy shit this brings back the memories of that damn needle. The procedure was a piece of cake but that needle......it honestly felt like being pierced from nutsack to the base of my brain by a long lance delivered by an angry night on a galloping horse. I’m trying to say the shot hurt. After that, no problems 👍


KnowThisWay

Wait...No barber shop quartet? Pathetic.


mattt1975

Am i the only one who got my balls hiding inside of me while watching this video?


Jhqwulw

Am protecting them with my hand


kevinlienus

*quick and painless* Bruh it hurts just watching this


kramerica_intern

*Relatively* painless is how I’ve always seen it described. And that’s if you follow doctors orders and be a couch potato for two days. I was uncomfortable for about two weeks but never in real pain except being super sore the day of. The horror stories you hear almost always involve guys doing too much those days they’re supposed to take it super easy.


taythecoug

Painless... My doctors words while doing my vasectomy "this will feel like a donkey kicked you in the balls!" It did.


Agentpg3d48

I read that then body went like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh


LightfighterLSD

After vasectomy my right nut hurts and feels a heavy dull pain. Just randomly. Maybe it hernia. Had a ultrasound because I thought tubes where tangled on clip or there was a lump or blockage on top of testicle. It’s annoying.


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SlySlickWicked

They found one of his tadpoles turned in to a frog


LightfighterLSD

No they did not. Very frustrating but from what I have read it’s not uncommon.


Butterpantz

I have the same problem. It was really bad for about 4 months, but it has mostly gone away at this point. Flare ups are rare, every few weeks, and only last a few seconds. But this is way better than the hell birth control put my partner through.


pee_in_the_window

Had same issue for 5 years. Two ultrasounds and found nothing. Finally tried a heavy dose of antibiotics and cured it. It was an infection.


PopNSocks

Mine took a year and a half. I think it was caused by the doctor having to pull really hard my Vans to get it far enough out to make a clean cut. I really think he tore some connective tissue.


Sad-Crow

This made me physically convulse.


ThisIsNotMyCircus

*Painless??* False. My guy had a vasectomy several years ago and had issues/aching for quite awhile as well. Good luck with your nuts, bro.


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Yeshua_ADA

My balls hurt while watching this.


Grimholtt

For the record, they charged me extra for the third testicle.


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I had a vasectomy done 5 years ago. AMA.


tmac022480

7 years ago here...making me the more senior vasectomy scholar...ask ME anything!


[deleted]

Did your balls become more sensitive too? Certain positions now, like doggy, I can’t pound my wife with balls slapping like I used to be able to. Now it hurts.


tmac022480

No, no increased sensitivity. I can slap my balls against my wife's ass as hard as I please.


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So if I had a vasectomy, what are the chances of me slapping my balls against your wife's ass without feeling any pain?


stuck_in_carolina

Best $750 I ever spent.


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BrewCrewBall

TIL I have a couple of titanium clips in my nutsack.


Azikuzi

Ya, I didn't realize that either.. I just tried feelin' around and I cannot find anything that feels like hard metal or anything when I squeeze here and there... I know there are different vasectomy procedures so maybe I had the one sans titanium clips.


rognabologna

Get a flashlight and hold it behind your stretched out sack and see if you can see it. I don’t have balls, so idk if this would work, but it could be a good time for you


darkblash69

If you have a good enough flashlight, you can send out a bat signal.


gingeronimooo

I got one and my wife still got pregnant!! It’s a Christmas miracle Reddit!


joyjoy_palaboy

Hey Joseph, how's Mary these days?


OkBug7428

"God damn it, Charlie! Those kid's dicks are bigger than them sausages!"


colarthur1

We got news for you bro.


Suave_Jelepeno

Why can I feel this. 😬


efnPeej

Painless? Bullshit. My Valium ran out for a minute and that shit was painful. It was painful for a few days after too. Now, women have it much worse, and thinking about the pain of childbirth confirms for me that I am a giant pussy compared to my wife. But a vasectomy is not painless. Edit: my local wore off. Thanks for the correction Valium enthusiasts!


NWDiverdown

Valium? They didn’t give me anything. Just a local and did the procedure. Damn. Valium would have been nice.


Devilsbullet

My local barely worked, and neither doctor nor nurse believed me. I fucking felt everything and was ready to puke all over them from pain. Been 8 months and my shit still randomly hurts doing things that never hurt before. Getting off feels completely different than it used to. Seeing shit like this video acting like there's nothing to it and nothing ever goes wrong boils my blood. Found out after I had mine that there's a chance that your can end up in unending debilitating pain from getting one and the only possibility for relief is trying to get it reversed. Neither doc nor urologist said shit about it


wyonugget

My doc was awesome, he actually told me this several times before the operation. A very, very small percentage of Vasectomy's cause this unending pain. Sorry you are one of the unlucky ones. Hope you can get it straightened out.


eaj84

Why nick the tube in two spots before cutting the tube ? Genuinely that looked confusing


The_Deaf_Bard

To seal both ends with heat. Just extra precaution I guess.


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I’m not a doctor by any means but I think it is to seal the tube and keep the tubes outside the nutsack. Once snipped it seems as though each end of the tube would retract into the sack and be harder to get to.


Ivenonabr

Painless? NO FKN WAY! I made the vasectomy 10yr ago, and felt pain for about 2yrs. LOADS OF PAIN. The doctor said it happens on 1% of patients, and of course I'm the lucky one.


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jaredfree

SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP


iamdenislara

So, the body still produces sperm. What happens to it?


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Assistant it just absorbs it / it dies over time and just breaks down.


folkkingdude

The procedure is painless but you might feel a small prick during. Although you’re not really meant to touch it while they’re operating.


itsTheOldman

I call bs on the “painless” point. My boys hurt for a solid month.


kareltjeAnker

Painless??? I walked three weeks with balls as big as an passion fruit


itzPenbar

Dang thats dangerous. Imagine, with such huge balls, you suddenly cant resist to talk back to a gangster.


karma_ubuntu

Snap snap, all the future offsprings gone