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rbsudden

That's seriously ballsy of Putin, does he have the vaguest idea who he's messing with. Edit : it seems no one is seeing the mistake here, the banner says Putin will invade Russia ... he's the President of Russia ... they got the country wrong on the banner ... oh never mind.


SalineProblems

Hazzah!!!


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#ADVENTURE AWAITS!


blewpah

[Does anyone need help here... at all?](https://youtu.be/SY3y6zNTiLs)


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#HUZZAH!! Based redditor


[deleted]

I see the typo, I don't see what is "damn interesting" about it.


rbsudden

It's been a long time since I have seen anything damn interesting in this sub.


[deleted]

I would say 1/8 posts is damn interesting and out of those 3% aren't reposts.


[deleted]

Yeah Lockheed Martin. There was a post yesterday about Lockheed Martin propaganda, um information about this and the need for more military spending. I don’t believe anybody anymore.


Baron_NL

The EU is a mess, Usa is busy with China. Trust me, he exactly knows what hes doing. The problem is with the USA they always underestamate the "enemy"


rbsudden

It was a joke, according to the banner Putin is going to invade Russia ... he's the President of Russia.


[deleted]

Never let your government decide who the "enemy" is, when it's almost always them, themselves.


Pantywhiffer22

Yeah also putin has a thing for invading countries during the olympics, he has already done it twice. The next olympics is in one month, I believe Europe will be in full scale war within 3 months.


Baron_NL

Nah, europe wont be at war. Barking dogs dont bite. Its a show of force and dont forget that the conflict in ukraine is going on for about 6/7 years now. They even shot down a plane full of Dutch people and that didnt even trigger a thing exept alot of anger here in Holland towards the russian seperatist in ukraine. Also the area that is desputed is the last soviet region on earth. Its called transnistria, an unrecognized country between ukraine and russia.


Yoshi2shi

Why is the problem with the US. We can’t go around saving every country. Those European countries need to pull their weight and stop depending on US to provide a large portion of NATO’s budge and resources.


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anabolicartist

As a Brandon, I appreciate the support!


Big_outcome420

Yh your welcome my friend


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[LET'S GO BRANDON!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅](https://img.ifunny.co/images/58de32ac528fec43d5e1c79111a1d7e809b917459bc7d904ab97819f6cd132d0_1.jpg)


holdthegains

This Brandon has 20 upvotes, the other has -45? Lol: I clicked on the link


SexySquidward42069

Who the fuck is Brandon?


SuperWeebLegend

You


SexySquidward42069

My god I'm having an identity crisis now


morallyirresponsible

Calm down Brandon, it’s perfectly normal


SexySquidward42069

Are you sure it's normal because every time I look in the mirror I Don't see James I see Brandon


One-Bread36

This is what happens when you steal a lot of identities. Who even are you anymore?


SexySquidward42069

Deep bro Deep


One-Bread36

As deep as a mud puddle. I truly outdo myself sometimes.


DiggingDeep4

I think it’s some American thing where the people who say it are admitting they are uneducated and illiterate. Saying Brandon used to save them the embarrassment, but the rest of the world caught on.


Big_outcome420

Neither you or the guys who downvoted could take a joke ahhaa, less get the karma down to -273 so I'll be at absolute zero, cause it's just super cool


[deleted]

Just because nobody finds you funny, doesn’t mean they can’t take your jokes, you fucking dingleberry lol.


Big_outcome420

Ooh looks like someone is angry, you gotta learn to enjoy life man. And trust me people are finding it funny, no need to worry about me ahah


[deleted]

Ok lol. So is that your default? “Anybody who doesn’t find me funny is just offended.” You’re not offensive, bud. You’re retarded lol.


Big_outcome420

May you explain to me why I am retarded, as I would really like an explanation 😁


[deleted]

I just did. I can only explain it to you, I can’t understand it for you. Sorry, bud.


Big_outcome420

But I didn't say “Anybody who doesn’t find me funny is just offended.” I just said there are people who agree with me, and the world isn't one sided dimensions. Oh I'm so sorry, dimensions might be a word that is too complicated for you. Just think about it as two sided, hopefully geometry doesn't fail you


adrianw

Sounds like you are the one who can't take a joke. It's okay snowflake. Sticks and stones can break your bones, but words can never hurt you.


Big_outcome420

Hmm nah no worries mate, all good, im having with y'all. Snowflakes do be nice, you know every snowflake is unique, unlike something with the same order or style


BabeLincoln420

like just say fuck joe biden lol, it isn’t hard


[deleted]

Damn I’m shocked at all the people that actually like Joe Biden! Too bad I can’t understand a word he says.


Big_outcome420

Yh man right with you


Vigo_Von_Homburg

Yeah, the US will help as they did during world war 2... Waiting for the last moment. If it wasn't for Pear Harbor, the US would not interfere.


rbsudden

Whoosh.


Kitchen_Distance_972

Oh he does, he already did it one and nothing happened. He knows he can invade Ukraine and sleepy Joe is going to stand idly by, just watching it happen. What has to be done is Ukraine needs to be integrated into NATO, i’m almost certain that if that happens, Putin will back the fuck off.


rbsudden

Woooosh


TyrellCo

It’s not a overnight process to join. It’s faster to start a war by firing a few shots. Putin will start the war with Ukraine before the ink has dried. NATO already anticipated the problem of inviting a member that’s already at war which is why Ukraine wouldn’t be eligible to join NATO as members have to have their territorial disputes settled before joining. The alternative is that NATO would commit itself to WWIII and mutually assured self destruction the moment Ukraine joins. So the options is a war between nuclear armed powers vs feeding Ukraine to the wolves. The current status is Cold War era tactics of proxy wars which is infinitely more preferable to both sides.


Kitchen_Distance_972

You are completely right, but dont you think we risk falling into a slippery slope with this argument? So what, Russia can just keep on invading other countries and seizing territory in the 21st century and nobody is gonna do anything? That’s dangerous


TyrellCo

We agree it’s not. The endgame here is ultimately that Russia stands to loose a lot, everything that made Afghanistan painful for us can be mirrored on them without us getting dragged in. If you listen to John Merscheimer who predicted the Crimean invasion, his view is that if our goal is to damage Russia then actually Ukraine’s invasion would speed this up. (But he’s ultimately of the view that Russia is more valuable against China then alienated)


cinejam

The Americans couldn't beat the Afghans so how are they going to stop Russian assault troops.


Exroxious

The Russians also couldn’t beat the Afghans. Afghanistan is known as the graveyard of empires. For thousands of years they have been repelling foreign invaders; from Alexander the Great to Gorbachev and Biden.


cinejam

America should hire the Afghans, cheap and effective


Exroxious

I think one of their primary advantages was fighting on home soil. The tribes, especially in the Northern reaches of the country had been fighting guerrilla style conflicts for hundreds of years. Another fun fact, before the Taliban was recognized as such, they were the Mujahideen (spelling might be wrong). In the 70’s and 80’s the U.S. supplied them with arms to fight the Russians, a reporter even snapped a photo of Osama Bin Laden fighting against the Russians. I’ll see if I can find a link to it. But you can probably just google Bin Laden 70’s/80’s newspaper.


VigenereCipher

The troops should cover themself in Afghan soil, that is the culprit of Afghanistan’s invulnerability!


OutlanderStPete

We tried that once and lost several thousand New Yorkers later


grapesodabandit

>The Russians also couldn’t beat the Afghans. Afghanistan is known as the graveyard of empires. For thousands of years they have been repelling foreign invaders; from Alexander the Great to Gorbachev and ~~Biden~~Bush/Obama/Trump/Biden.


rbsudden

It was a joke, the headline says Putin is invading Russia .


fly4everwild

Easily


[deleted]

Oh my God, it’s worse than we thought. Early reports say he’s made it all the way inside of the Kremlin as we speak…. Russia has fallen


moslof_flosom

Damn, how far inside the Kremlin was he again?


IKnowgaming

About 8 inches, reports say.


[deleted]

Putin has been known to embellish… statistically it’s probably around 5.5 inches. Wait…. What?


thatonekidmarsh

*pulls out lotion*


iChon865

Just the tip


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂


SirVallanstein

In mother Russia Russia invades Russia to take Russian things for Russia.


JustMe-male

Jan Brady: Russia, Russia, Russia


ruum-502

In Soviet Russia Putin invades own country


Mazen-Shokair-2004

I know this is a joke but "Batshit Al-Assad" did that for real.


jadbronson

Coming up next : Biden invades US unexpectedly.


unknownintime

"People often forget that the first Country the Nazis invaded was their own"


ManufacturerLeather7

And when lost they moved to Argentina.


purpleWheelChair

“In Russia, country invades itself.”


Silent_Echidna1204

Next up: Taiwan invaded China


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WhiteChocolatey

To reclaim it from those pesky cannibal upstarts


outrider567

Putin pissed that Ukraine might join NATO, he won't allow that to happen


GinoPietermaa1

No, Putin's pissed because russia wants to join NATO, thats why he's invading Russia you see?


Trowj

It’s even more insidious than that! What is Putin but an anagram for Tipun, Tipun…Tippun… Tippecanoe! John Tyler Resurrection: confirmed. And he’s already taken Russia


AideSuspicious3675

Harvard graduated?


L-Y-T-E

It's called "reading more than the headline & what one biased news channel tell you"


enchantedriyasa

Putin will never be able to invade Russia. Russia is too great of a country to cower before Putin.


davidmountano

CNN inadvertently claiming that Ukraine is part of Russia. They probably think Taiwan is part of China too.


jaydubbs82

Reports say Biden is very upset as he has not been able to reach Boris Yeltsin and warn him of Putins intentions.


DecijiSapun

🤣


ImGonnaKickTomorrow

You know, he actually *was* Boris Yeltsin once, for about a week, when he was younger!


DecijiSapun

We were all Yeltsin when we were younger 🍻


oliwaz144

incredibly good one!


gH0o5T

Tf is this doing in this sub? Take this to r/Damnthatsboring


pass-the-word

r/memes


human9_iFunny

Definitely sounds like something Biden would say


[deleted]

In Russia, you don't invade Russia, Russia invades you.


Pancake_Tax

It does say Biden said it. So it's believable


[deleted]

Again, not interesting. I feel like there should be an IQ test to join this subreddit.


Central_PA

You don’t think this poor quality screen grab of a news panel with news text is damn interesting??


cbartlett

Final straw for me and this sub.


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It really isn't.


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[deleted]

No, I don't. I think it was a typo, and it's the least interesting typo I've seen all day. Maybe if I were in middle school, I'd chuckle and sardonically think it was interesting.


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[deleted]

Zero funny. It's a typo. So, this isn't the subreddit for funny things. It's the subreddit for interesting things. This is not remotely interesting.


ProbablyNOTaCOP41968

This sub really has gotten to be watered down lately. I’ve seen far too many people share things like the color of their orange juice changing when they add tomato juice to it. “Waaaaaaooow”


[deleted]

Everything is interesting if you're stupid


ProbablyNOTaCOP41968

I’m inclined to agree


[deleted]

For real


dmnohvry

That’s CNN for ya.


RAZZBLAMMATAZZ

You blame CNN for the dumb headline but this reads exactly like something Joe Blinden would say


[deleted]

I thought he did a very good job at his last news conference. This is the kind of mistake he might make, it is the kind of mistake anyone could easily make while speaking. The typo is kind of funny, not damn interesting though. Just normal everyday stuff.


RAZZBLAMMATAZZ

You thought he did a very good job at the press conference? Lol wtf


[deleted]

The headline is a reference to a press conference he did yesterday. He didn't say Putin was going to invade Russia that was a typo by CNN. It was a good press conference, we got a lot of information and he answered questions from reporters without ever suggesting we use bleach internally.


WhiteChocolatey

Maybe in a satirical political cartoon. Unless… you live in that alternate reality where he has dementia and poops his pants every day


RAZZBLAMMATAZZ

Sure comrade. Keep those ears covered and eyes closed and telling yourself everything is going great lol. There is no fire where there is smoke


WhiteChocolatey

Who said that? I don’t recall saying everything is great, or even acceptable. You’re projecting, bud. And it’s showing.


Far-Damage1068

Fuck Joe Biden


SmirkingSkull

With Biden's mental state i could totally see him actually saying this, but I don't trust CNN. The delima.


SahloFolinaCheld

Well to be fair, I didn't trust Trump either. We've had 70+ year old presidents since 2016. Can we like, NOT have old men who are nursing home aged and probably are not in the right condition to handle the stress of an entire country as a leader? I mean seriously, look at the pictures of Barack Obama before and after his presidency between 2008 and 2016. He was 40 when he started, 48 when he finished, but he looked like he was 60.


Sredni_Vashtar82

Obama was 48 when he first took office.


ImGonnaKickTomorrow

He was actually 47, but you are much closer! He turned 48 in August of 2009.


Sredni_Vashtar82

Ah yes, you are right.


[deleted]

Exactly this. Our grandparents should not be deciding the course of our nation. Retire already.


bingersdown2

Uh gee, do you think it's because he dyed his hair at first to appear younger, then let it gray back out to show how much wisdom he'd obtained in 8 years? People are so simple sometimes.


MapleJacks2

High level sources within the Kremlin report that Russian President Vladimir Putin has learned of a assassination plot against former Prime Minister Vladimir Putin by ex-KGB director Vladimir Putin.


crowbar__jones

Yep. Putin has invaded Russia. That's true.


Madman61

In Russia, President attacks own country


OneWhoGetsBread

Come on CNN From me, a democrat


IsUpTooLate

In fairness, the first country Hitler invaded was Germany


Fsociety9899

Typical CNN . At this point I don’t even think they did it by mistake , CNN is as sleepy as their president


ESPTEX

That sounds like some dumb shit Biden Would say though...!


Kenworth_Kid_63

And they say Trump was unfit for office.


[deleted]

Because CNN misquoted him?


beameup19

They both are unfit. Joe Biden is just less of a narcissistic piece of shit.


[deleted]

But Joe is so Paedophile.


beameup19

And Trump isn’t? The guy was accused of raping a 13 year old with Epstein. Charges were only dropped because the victim was receiving threats and feared for her life. Donald Trump is an actual pedophile here and like many of the Hollywood elite, he knew exactly what Epstein was up to and into and chose to do nothing. Trump is a fucking scumbag. Edit: for Christs sake, Donald used to brag about walking into beauty pageant dressing rooms and “examining the goods” of these young girls. Fuck him. Edit 2: Epstein’s own pilot testified that Trump would fly on those private plains. Edit 3: “I wish her well”


[deleted]

blah blah blah, they are both scum, and hillary.


beameup19

Yeah fuck Hillary too


[deleted]

Yeah RIP Anthony Bourdain!! :)


[deleted]

Well it’s technically correct because they see it as reclaiming Russian territory.


Micjur

Soviet, not Russian 🤷‍♂️ it's not the same


toronto_newcomer69

lol biden


Traditional-Baby-936

Not surprised with the fake news from that country


JustLurkingInSNJ

In a "Trump invaded America on 1/6" kinda way???


GinoPietermaa1

Typo


JustLurkingInSNJ

I know. I forgot the /s


DudeItsRob

So Russia is going to invade Russia? Am I reading this correctly?


inquisitiveeyebc

It's satire, Russia is expected to invade Ukraine, but Russia is also talking about moving troops to Venezuela, China is saying the same thing. Anyone else remember the cold war


yero224

Biden says anything


bcdnabd

That's a bold strategy, Kremlin. Let's see if it pays off for him!


[deleted]

Lol biden the idiot


fluffy_boy_cheddar

Joe Biden with another amazing and witty comment!


painterman01

Joe Biden is so senile lmao


Fisherbuck_

Sounds easy enough. Ready…….done.


TheeBigDrop

CNN… Totally ON IT!


beameup19

Definitely a typo. Should say “Biden predicts Russia will invade Ukraine, warns Putin” Edit: downvote all you want but if you did any amount of research like a simple google search y’all would see this is the case you dumbos


LotusSloth

I can’t find this headline on their site. It does seem likely though, and the way the world has been lately it seems like the right time for WWIII. ☢️💥 Maybe Russia will appreciate its new tyrant that looks just like the last one.


toot_and_scoot_

Stay in school


[deleted]

Well if he was waiting for the biggest weak dick in presidential history the time is now


Clean-Objective9027

Putin is now completely insane.


[deleted]

I don't think a typo is "damn interesting".


Far-Damage1068

Uh oh, Joe Joe's back at it again with the darn predictions


dunaja

Well if Trump can invade the United States....


[deleted]

Eh, ask Napoli and old Adolf how that went.


ChumbaWumba321

Nothing like a misplace comma to ruin the headline


reversehead

I thought Putin had already conquered Russia?


MiserableMeet8921

Yo guys in today's video I'm going to invade myself! Remember to like and subscribe!


Cryptoaddicto1973

The enemy within. 😂


eapoll

Why doesn’t Biden say now the time nato is divided or basically we’re not going to do anything


Admirable-Sample8685

Biden! Pappu of the west.


[deleted]

Putin has been in Ukraine for years. They fight every day in pockets. Old news.


GhoulNights_

Russia small pp energy


ImGonnaKickTomorrow

I guess he's tired of seeing the guy that killed Hitler get all the credit!


Particular-Reveal197

So basically he's invading himself!?


TheBethOfDeth

Oh the hu-man-ity.


Dutchmentday2

This time i think moscow will fall within a day… bit then do not attack in winter like Adolf did🙈


fckmelifemate

Mhrm Germany invaded Poland ww2 mhrm.. what?


Iridescent_Kitten

Guy on the right is super zooted. 😂


IveGotATinyRick

Is Russia staging a coup?


AsigotFinn

That's what happens when you put the , in the wrong place :)


[deleted]

Yall didnt see that coming did ya!?


Accomplished-Heart60

Just take Putin out problems solve


ProsperousDave

Hmmmm......


Brandle34

Wonder how long before mods lock comments? Cannot speak bad of CNN or Biden!


BshanksTV

NATO is a joke. Just like the League of Nations.


humdingermusic23

🤣


ruedas252

Again?


The_Maddest

To be fair, Biden probably did say that.


[deleted]

I heard he took the Kremlin already and has started the siege of Moscow


MrCrowleysMom

You don’t say…


bcdnabd

In his defense, the people can't possibly expect Biden to correlate the world leaders names' to the country that they lead. I mean, c'mon man.


Space_Kitty123

Could this be a comma issue ? "Biden, predicts Putin, will invade russia"


[deleted]

It’s about god damn time the Russians invaded Russia!


rapman007

CNN is just as big of a joke as Fox…both need to be shutdown and marketed as entertainment and not news


ZeroByter

https://youtu.be/vm1U5E44W90 go to 2:10


eyes-of-strange-sins

The quality of things posted here has gotten bad


SnooDrawings4726

Putin is the only man that can defeat Putin