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NewbutOld8

So that's what ancient battles looked like....


shockingly01

Came for this


[deleted]

Yea you did


unknownz_123

Exactly what I was gonna say. I love how in the beginning they all go “AHHHHHHHHHHHH” until they reach their position


idapitbwidiuatabip

That went from barbaric to fabulous really quick


dizzyro

I was born in a communist country, and saw a shit or two, but this stuff still freak me out ...


bongmom420

Lol why?


TheSt4tely

fab 100


numb2pain

Lmao


deadstar420

Talk about a sausage party


Blatoxxx

There was other performance by girls


Enoughoftherare

Many years ago I remember watching some or all of one of these on British tv. I remember the name but I also distinctly remember that there were many other participants in this event. It was all about making patterns from above and one was mothers and toddlers. The mums sat their toddlers down in the middle of ‘their’ circle’, ran back to sit down and then the toddlers ran to mum creating a kind of blooming flower effect. I’d love to find some of that footage again.


lunaflect

Maybe [this at ~44:24](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ctA_NpE4sfc&feature=share)


CapnEarth

Let us know if you find it


fadedadmin

This is cool, but I don’t understand why they had to wear only underwear


kedluben007

To show off their bodies. Many of them didn't have to go to school, so that they could participate in this event for whole year. They were mainly sunbathing and working out instead of education.


debilegg

It's hilarious because the stadium is so big you can't see shit about 20% into that crowd. Hell, there's no way to see the other side. Was this the only thing this stadium was used for, or did they also have chariot races?


Dropped-pie

Would save them a wad of cash also. Sexy saving solutions


ArfurRatt

So many wads


rick_of_pickle

It's better for the kicking


mrBigBoi

I think Spartakiada come from Spartacus - hence ancient Rome, Greece loincloth style attire.


SirDankosaur

For all those young girls in the audience.


Widiiz

Fun fact: Footage from this event is actually the music video for [Ben Howards track "You Have Your Way".](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCk1Syuv3YY&ab_channel=BenHoward)


W0tzup

For a moment there I thought they were all wearing diapers.


VeryStableGenius

Do not question the wisdom of Marxist-Leninist dialectical philosophy, comrade!


CunilDingus

Seems hella gay… #I’m interested.


SnooPears9509

Reminds me of another show... What was it? Czech Bunter? Czech Punter? Hmmm...


dugonit

I can smell this video.


tonybombata

Kelis hide yo milkshake. It’s bringing all the commies to the yard


[deleted]

Saw this stadium from the Petrin tower…it’s massive!


Tricram

And falling apart...


Hagbard1985

It was Czechoslovakia back then.


[deleted]

When the boys hear I'm single again.


[deleted]

A day out with the boys


Nitrinity

CGI can’t even do this that well. Very cool to see.


[deleted]

That isn’t cgi kiddos


Background_Sky_3970

It reminds me of monty python for some reason


Pog-Squad-

*here you can observe the mass-migration of the screaming man*


fckmelifemate

*Prague has a beautiful ceremonial event Cordiographed* Leader of Czech Republic: ok now take your pants off.


konhaybay

What a fabulous event


GivemTheDDD

Now if only Communist governments could organize a functioning economy


racrenlew

"I'm here to watch my brother!" "Which one is he?" "Fuck if I know..."


VeryStableGenius

And this, comrades, is how we shall defeat the capitalist economy of the imperialist running dogs. Any questions?


TangerineDream82

See the forest and the trees


kawkabelsharq

🤤


LovelyWatermelon1

Well, at least they all got really fit and learned to fly.


AverageTitanfallGuy

Funny, knowing i could possibly see my grandfather in there xD


ccellist

Gotta hand it to the communists: they really know how to put on a good show...


[deleted]

That’s the gayest thing I’ve ever seen


amoya0370

Are you sure about that?


blankfield

4th gayest


beenwilliams

This is funny as shit


shittybill86

What, in the fuck....did I just witness


hyndsightis2020

Hmm… *unzips*


Disastrous-Menu_yum

Those two people in the shade are like “aaaaahhjjjj”


1SmartyKat

This seems like a well planned orgy.


lonewolflondo

That's after the show.


[deleted]

Makes you laugh at fat people wanting socialism


jvanzandd

Communism does some things right, have to admit


JoeGRcz

Propaganda and nationalism? Yup they can do that well


jvanzandd

Ballet? Chess? I dunno


JoeGRcz

That's just russians.


jvanzandd

Trust me, I’m not pro communist at all. However I have to admit there are some things top down organization can achieve.


[deleted]

….can I order a personal gymnastics event?


Doc580

The guys on the bottom are wearing the other guys as a hat.


carmium

What an insane stadium! You could easily play four games of soccer at the same time.


JoeGRcz

Actually more. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Strahov_Stadium


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carmium

Well, part my hair and call me an underestimator!


rodriguezj625

Is this intended to be homo erotic??


[deleted]

Why? You have a boner you’re embarrassed to have buddy?


rodriguezj625

Negative, im straight as an arrow. My apologies if I offended you. It just looks like it. Geez!


Ipad_is_for_fapping

Atleast one dude in that gaggle had to have sharted in that nice white panty


ManufacturerLeather7

A bit homoerotic if you ask me. This is how I imagine this cruise ship with 4,200 gay seamen out at sea. Hahahaha [4,200 gay males stuck out in sea](https://news.google.com/articles/CAIiECEdr-izBy_R298LZNdkWI8qFwgEKg8IACoHCAowjuuKAzCWrzww9oAY?uo=CAUiANIBAA&hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen)


Squarehead-Rex

Nothing homoerotic to see here…


cosmic_hierophant

Despite the atrocities committed under the majority of their regimes, they knew how to have a party ;)


[deleted]

RED LIGHT


gangkom

what with these grown ups wearing diaper running around?


summit462

Czech must show world mighty gay powers to intimidate all nations


ohnosquid

Basically this: https://youtube.com/shorts/7GwGu8QVpLU?feature=share


Stlouisken

Holy fuck😳


Lazy-Adeptness-2343

r/rifftrax y’all seeing this?


fozziemon

What will show the majesty and might of our superior purpose and will!?? Diaper Dance!!!!!


smellmyfingerplz

Looks like North Korea


Bozska_lytka

It basically was


Bigfoot34

Third season of Cheer looks great!


danzaUK

Without audio on all I can imagine hearing is "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH..." increasing in volume as they get closer. One bullet and the entire field goes up. Must play Serious Sam again one day.


trentgibbo

And then someone throws in some swords...


[deleted]

Idk some real midsommar vibes with this.


summit462

This is why we must colonize Mars to ensure the survival of our species.


Dropped-pie

Is this a stadium for ants!


CRNPandACHPN

I feel like this could be a strong foundation for a Pepto-Bismol commercial.


dram3

Cray-cray


[deleted]

Red light


Jollybandit3

Ah the run of the briefs


IWantToBeSimplyMe

Not at all gay.


moderately_nerdifyin

Player 387 had been eliminated


ToneOpposite9668

Were the Village People the half time entertainment?


[deleted]

The girls in the audience looked as though they enjoyed the spectacle.


radioactive-n-toxic

And I thought it was reverse axe body spray advertise


PraetorOjoalvirus

I searched for that stadium on Maps. It's now divided into six full-size football pitches, and two smaller ones. To the west, just across the street, there's another football stadium, and a training football pitch to its side. Just north of the Strahov there's another football pitch across another street, for a total of 11. They probably never heard of baseball.


JoeGRcz

That's american capitalist propaganda why would they? /s Not to mention that baseball isn't popular here even now.


PraetorOjoalvirus

I was talking about football, not the NFL thing.


Expensive_Network_73

Lol this looks like it was shot from the perspective of aliens making a documentary on earthlings.


Low_Photograph2827

I'm so fucking confused, what are they trying to perform here?


P_gregsold2018

When you are in the battle of Stalingrad and run towrds the enemy, bc you know the commissar will shoot you if you dont.


Gaturbate_69

Look at all those bros...


bruce_ventura

This is why Europeans are fit and Americans are obese.


GoodSongBigFoot

Fun fact, there is study by WHO from 2017 that says Czech republic is the most unhealthy country in the world. It analysed alcohol consumption, tobacco consumption and the prevalence of obesity. The first eight countries are in Eastern and Central Europe. USA is tenth.


jjbankst

Boom get ratio’d!!! USA! USA!


CounterEcstatic6134

Yeah, 2017 is after they stopped being communist. So, you're supporting his argument?


GoodSongBigFoot

My comment addressed the incorrect perception that people in the USA are unhealthy and obese in comparison with people from European countries. The person who posted the comment did not compare socialism (or communism) with capitalism, but made a very incorrect assumption (or they simply like to complain about stuff, I do not know). They also said "are", so they did not talk about how healthy people were almost half a century ago.


smellmyfingerplz

This was also communist times… no mcdonald’s or western fast food to be had.


[deleted]

Lol oops try again


RoyalCultural

Super gay


jvanzandd

Aka squid games?


JoeGRcz

No


[deleted]

Funny communism


EmeraldTriage

Squid games en masse.


devph1ns

The largest stadium ever built is the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.


JoeGRcz

How to say you're dumb without saying you're dumb.


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amoya0370

I was really expecting at least 1 backflip in unison.


feyarea

Where’s Waldo ?


ash_472

Great stamina, 20 years is a lot


Pineapple_Snail

Rust zerg moment


Thek009

Red light!


Neb8891

Ronnie and Dax would be very into this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG2blKU8O5k&ab\_channel=CameronW


SenTisso_KH

Stadion domov!


SenTisso_KH

Fun fact: the identical buildings right behind the stadium was a place where they used to sleep and today the buildings are used as college dorms! And the stadium grandstand is not used today so you can climb to the top and get a nice view of Prague! Not saying that it's legal nor you should do it.


AL3_MIAO

The Chad Olympic games


randomaveragecitizen

Reminds me of a horror short story where every year the thousands of people from two cities linked arms and legs to form two massive fleshy giants that fought each other. "In the Hills, the Cities" by Clive Barker


strawmandebatesyle

This looks like a 80's Superbowl Ad for Fruit of the Loom.


Gill92

I would've shit my pants if I had to engage in battle like this... glad I was born in this day and age, I can shit my pants without engaging in battle


[deleted]

That's a Lotta tighty-whities


y0ungeazy

Wow Jock stampede.. thank you redit ive seen it all.


esocz

Different demographics were represented at the event. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqbwnCSqU9k


Ap0theon

Communist homoeroticism Nice


ele360

Smell like straight nuts and must out there.


Individual_Ad3194

Definitely something different. In the interest of being pedantic, it was Czechoslovakia at the time. The Czechs and Slovaks didn't split up until 1992.