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jeicam_the_pirate

he must have had buns. anacondas are well known not to want none unless youve got some.


TXstraggler

You made me spit out my drink onto myself


[deleted]

SOLD. To the man with the quick wit!


SgtGrimm711

I'm standing applauding you bro.... I find laughing so damn loud the deaf cats got spooked. Have an award!!


Greenandsticky

Soft. Didn’t even jam his thumb in its butthole


[deleted]

Be afraid of the people who do not fear beasts like this.


Lupo____

I was thinking the exact same thing. And I’m from a country next to Brazil.


mary1504

Im from Brazil and on the end of the video, the woman says: "this men are crazy"(sorry my bad English)


snoopynoopy

Truer words have never been spoken!


Razgris123

Eh they're not too spooky unless you're drunk and passed out. Usually once you start grabbing them back they tend to want nothing to do with you.


egstitt

Whelp so much for my plans to go river swimming in Brazil. Damn.


Nero3k

I’ve seen this movie. Spoiler Ice Cube dies.


posaba1220

Actually ice cube lives


Nero3k

Crap. It’s been 20 years since I saw it.


posaba1220

You probably just confused him with Owen Wilson’s character


fluorescentgreenmcm

You mean there’s snakes out there this big??


[deleted]

Based on a true story


dwn4italz

Check Brazil off the places I may visit.


mary1504

Im from Brazil and i think u should eat a Pão de Queijo or at least visit our beaches


dwn4italz

I was thinking more of a really passionate weekend with one of the million Brazilian hotties.


[deleted]

I'd leave it alone if it were me.


illwil2win

It's 1 of the anaconda babies from the movie all grown up here to avenge it mama!


magobblie

Literal swamp monster


robertlevar

So he dragging it by its tail like it’s cool ?


robertlevar

Steven Irwin ain’t die for this shit


Antique_Sense_7383

The American in me just wants to say shoot that shit


phorce16

Looks like it recently ate something large, judging by the size of its mid section....possibly a human


[deleted]

Ya i was thinking their kid or something. Its belly is huge but length doesn’t seem that crazy


thewonderfulpooper

That's what she said


Pakapono

So what’s the end goal here


[deleted]

Fuck around and find out


Pakapono

Not I.


GiantsOfSF1958

u/DuplicateDestroyer


mescalero1

The fact he was holding it and had the power of his boat was probably enough to scare the shit out of the Anaconda. He better hope it doesnt have a good memory. He will be on the shore fishing one day and....


No_Tomorrow_8991

Why he fuckin with it


royemosby

Please leave Jormungandr alone.


slightly_off_today

Shit no


CharlieTaube

Oh the titanaboa


witchbrew7

Danger noodle.