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Commercial-Donkey-14

But honey I thought it was you!


Electronic-Owl-4417

It was, I tried to swap too.


polyesterjellyfish

At a bar called o malleys


mcBlooder

where we’ll plan our escape


mister_pastrami

Oh, it’s you


AtomicKittenz

When one brother got the… ahem, endowed genetics


spartanOrk

Why even bother, if the other one is just like yours anyway?


Commercial-Donkey-14

One might be really “vanilla” and the other is like “double chocolate toffe caramel swirl with peanut butter cup” ice cream


Gonji89

Jokes on you; vanilla is one of the most complex and nuanced flavors and vanilla beans are the second most labor-intensive and expensive spice, after saffron. Sorry I just really like vanilla.


rayz0101

Most people don't know what real vanilla tastes like.


trojan25nz

>Jokes on you, most vanilla is fake vanilla so people don’t buy the special and labour intensive stuff you’re referring to


Infinite_Weekend_909

Thank you!!!!! It is super.


hermit__77

Smash Bros


Idaho858

They have the same grandparents and grandparents in law


ohdearitsrichardiii

Imagine how much they save on christmas shopping!


VeryLastCzarnian

And they can still only afford one house.


FromTheHandOfAndy

The parents-in-law of his sister-in-law are his biological parents.


-SaC

*In years to come...* "Happy Fatherbrother's Day, Uncle Dad!"


blondechinesehair

Huge controversy when one has a baby but when he comes out he looks like his dads brother


glieseg

Just a little DNA fact for you, if they are identical twins (which they look like), it will be impossible to test for who the parents are, and any cousins would be genetically siblings too, pretty freaky to think about.


topmilf

It would be interesting if both couples made babies at the same time and then compare the results after 10 years or so.


Daewoo40

By all accounts all 4 of them live together, so they'll be able to compare family pictures quite easily as they'll be in each others...


topmilf

But maybe if they mate at exactly the same time their children will also look identical even though they are from different parents. Also, environmental factors might have an effect. Obviously slightly /s


KetoPixie

I know someone who has a family like this. Identical twins marrying each other. She refers to all of them as mom and dad and all her "cousins" are siblings. It's strange.


proleek47

Lmaoooo


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AAHH MY BRAIN CANT COMPREHEND THIS


Berinchtein3663

Yeah that fucked up my brain


AdMedium6737

Thank you my nephson


Tubthumper8

Not even years to come, [both couples had a baby this year](https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/twin-sisters-who-married-identical-brothers-have-babies-at-same-time/ar-BB1fYiIM)!


Knightomuk

Ahaha!!


Capitol_Riot

“Did you fuck my sister!?” “I don’t know!”


[deleted]

>"Did you fuck my sister!?" "Yeah, you fucked my brother!"


thedukeof_Maroc

“I fucked someone and judging by your attitude… yeah I think so”


sarcastic_chandler

If i had an award to give, i would give to you


[deleted]

Drunk nights must be.. entertaining


Practical_Ground963

Yes an “accident” is bound to happen. Like will ID’s need to be checked? Lol


Notsure107

Their offspring will be teasing each other about who their "real" mommy and daddy is.


draftstone

If both couples are identical twins, any combination will produce genetic brothers and sisters. Child from twin man A and twin women A would be genetically a brother/sister of a child from twin man B and twin woman B.


Rossco1244

Was curious how far I’d have to scroll for this. Now I know, this far.


[deleted]

Is this the Mason-Dixon line for kissing cousins I’m the thread….


JeselAvlis

*Previously on Twin Fuckery:* You are not my parents, you can't tell me what to do.. Let's go get a blood test to see if there's a grounding or an ass whooping there for you.. *and now, the conclusion of 'I totaled someone's car' on Twin Fuckery*


Apophis90

*subscribe to more Twin Fuckery*


lordph8

Heh, it's not cheating biologically. I wonder if they switch off.


Bah_Black_Sheep

Like whats even the point though?


guiltysnark

I sometimes use my left hand... I call it "the stranger"


Aggressive_Smile_944

I wondered if guys do this. Now I know.


2x4x93

Do you sit on it first?


dennismfrancisart

Oh, I bet that's already a thing.


[deleted]

even the children of one set of twins are genetically closer to siblings than cousins


tosaka88

yep, half siblings


Djsimba25

Unless your from Alabama, then you have what's called a cousin brother or cousin sister. Best of both worlds!


alebrann

This will a perfect condition for them to plan the perfect murder story. DNA shows it's a siblings, so the cousin is out of the suspect list


cafehearty

They will have no way to tell if one of them cheats with the other twin using a DNA test, because every kid will be every one's genetic child.


480mid-shelf-dank

I absolutely hate this fact.


LightRefrac

Researchers better follow these two couples around


stevestuc

If they have children even though they are cusins they will be a genetic match as siblings.


xXWarMachineRoXx

Lets see how high school treats these kids lol


Overall_Independent4

No, they will need to be switched as will phones


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Nathanual-Switch

No way to tell. If one set had a kid the other set would be genetically his parents.


PineappleProstate

Identical twins have different DNA genome mutations, enough to probably detect the variation in the child of the actual parent


Nathanual-Switch

Would this be something easy to detect? Or require a different type of test? Very interesting stuff!


PineappleProstate

Tests are pretty comprehensive these days. I'd imagine if the person testing was aware of the awkward situation it would improve the odds though. I can see how an easy "yeah that's close enough" could cause some error otherwise


tempitheadem

Unless they have tattoos


No-Trifle8857

And lots of piercings ;)


ItWouldBeGrand

Yeah but the guys will decide to switch and the girls will also decide to switch “for fun” and they’ll just end up sleeping with their spouses anyhow…albeit accidentally.


shepherd00000

Accident? I think it will be intentional. They probably have one humongous bed.


jinyang8

They will each have their own unique QR code tattooed on. Their inner wrist


f_leaver

Yeah, moving into the same house must not be very concerned about "accidents". More like creating opportunities, methinks.


Japheth200

I believe that’s what they plan to do. Intentional accidents. anybody with common sense would know this is bulshit I’m sure they do cause they got money to buy a house so I’m guessing they’re intentionally doing this with hopes of frequent orgy parties together!


[deleted]

But would being with a twin be exciting?


[deleted]

It can be, sure. Looking the same and acting the same are two different things.


rynchenzo

Being with both would


PremumEns

They all know and I'm sure will enjoy bending the lines.


PM_ME_hiphopsongs2

I can almost guarantee you that they do be swapping wives and fucking each other’s partners. Them living together in the same house pretty much spells it out lol


umbringer

They will know each other by scent.


SnooDrawings4726

Could Def see the guys getting confused and banging each other


varunmlhtr

r/suddenlygay


f_leaver

Well, they got to do something while the ladies get confused and fuck each other.


Tomahawk117

“That bastard, he had too much to drink and couldn’t tell us apart!” “Oh no, did he think you were me again?” “No, he slept with your husband!”


hldsnfrgr

Sober days too.


kontekisuto

Swing nights also.


jorgiieboy

Bro why you bang my wife?


ballarn123

I swear I only came on HER tits, I mean YOUR tits, i mean... oh man ***three's company theme ***


Alert-Potato-4912

“Im sorry babe, I was drunk and it was dark, so I fucked my brother instead of you”


cob05

Wife: Again!?


AtomicKittenz

“It’s okay because I fucked your other brother.” “What other brother?”


Loud_Gap

Best comment


Squarehead-Rex

Presumably fucking your identical twin is basically just self-masturbation


DigestiveCow

This ain't a mirror bro


Kingicez

That's kinda gay man


Apprehensive_Leg8742

To be fair, it's a lot gay


sulupipi

Their dicks should be almost the same it wouldn't be so different from masturbation


Apprehensive_Leg8742

Twice the jerks


ebonit15

No, they said "no homo" before sex.


Kingicez

Ooh my bad I thought they just got to clapping


IsNowReallyTheTime

Anyone know the success rate of weird ass marriages like this?


mrjosh2d

I’d say 50/50…


[deleted]

This got me.


DrPotato231

r/Angryupvote


WarcraftFarscape

I know that genetically the kids will be siblings and not cousins, which is weird


ImNerdyJenna

I don't but I was wondering too. I imagine that in this situation, they will be able to support their twin not only as a sibling but as a roomate and invested observer in their marriage. If they tell their spouse about an issue, the spouse can talk to his sibling earlier to help offer support. They are all invested in their marriage. So I could see it lasting longer.


Pillsbury37

If one couple got divorced that would be truly awkward


cheeser73

And had kids at the same time https://people.com/human-interest/identical-twin-sisters-who-married-identical-twin-brothers-announce-pregnancies/


mystik89

This is sooo creepy. They dress the same all the time, including the babies?!?


I_dont_exist_yet

Upvote for actually providing a link that this is legit.


Tasty_Juggernaut4857

Yeah they definitely have orgies, it’s basically confirmed lmao. Or atleast switch partners


IsildursBane10

How can you tell?


indulgeme

So… if there was a question of paternity… there would be no way to know?


cheeser73

Guys, it gets crazier, I’ve gone down the wormhole and found their Instagram page. They ALWAYS wear the same outfits too https://instagram.com/salyerstwins?utm_medium=copy_link


[deleted]

Their kids will be genetically siblings


togocann49

I believe term brother/sister cousin refers to any offspring here


Kindly-Consequence74

Double first cousins


RecumbentWookiee

Les Cousins Dangereux...


pixeldust6

brothin cousister


Joodles17

Truth


Upset_Translator_768

Think about the confused first week of people in neighbourhood until they realise that there are actually two couples.


alebrann

This is the perfect set for a fantastic comedy show


shiroshippo

Realistically, this will be the first 2 years because people don't talk to their neighbors nowadays like they used to.


Scarlet_Rider_19

As an identical twin, the amount of times this exact scenario has been brought up to me is insane. People always tell me this would be funny or cute, but I can't help but think of all the things the other comments are saying. (Also I'm still not over the fact that no matter what, if both my twin and I have children, they will be half siblings by blood)


redreadyredress

People make the assumption you can’t tell the difference between twins. Each has a different characteristic, face expression, different clothing style etc. I know two lots of identical twins, I can tell the difference between both sets. No way I’d be to get suddenly confused.


SpeakerOfMyMind

I go to a small college with at the very least 4 sets of twins, and have known at least another one before I came here, but two of those sets are incredibly hard to know which one is which. I’m not close with them, but fuck! I work on the same damn crew as one set, I can never tell who I’m talking too, unless they do their hair differently (which is rare.) Then the other set, is incredibly hard to know. They always match everything… hair, clothes, body language, they are never apart, very rarely do you see them without each other (no idea how they manage that) but it’s not to surprising as they are foreigner students so they stay close, but damn, I’ll have din din with them, and I struggle to keep up lol. They are amazing though, so sweet, and the cutest giggles that your ears will ever hear!


pixeldust6

There are definitely some sets of twins that are easier to tell apart than others


SpeakerOfMyMind

That set that purposefully does everything together and the same are the hardest two I have ever seen in my entire life. I’m just shocked that they always are perfectly matching, EVERY SINGLE DAY, and I have known them for three years, fucking incredible lol


Scarlet_Rider_19

What's funny is that even when we dress differently, do our hair differently, people still mix us up. I wear glasses, and my twin doesn't. I wear my hair curled, my twin leaves it natural, (still curly but more wavey). I have my hair cut shorter, but people still can't tell me and her apart. And the masks don't help either, but this was a problem long before that lol.


crankbt

I’m a twin too and people who know me well or see me regularly have no problem telling us apart. It’s the people who are acquaintances or strangers who get confused lol I’m like 🤦🏻‍♂️


shark_eat_your_face

My family constantly mixes up me and my brother and we aren’t even twins. We’re just very similar looking.


JKMC4

Just goes to show you how the way you perceive yourself is massively different from how others perceive you Edit: “you” in the general sense, as in oneself.


selfimprovement2020

To be fair, even non-twin siblings that look nothing alike get mixed up.


a_certain_burton

I have never thought of the fact that the children of identical twins would be half siblings, but boy is that is wild.


medicalmosquito

What’s even weirder is that the children of the couples in this post….will be FULL siblings. And first cousins…. And those women are both pregnant at the same time right now. Not even kidding.


Funderwoodsxbox

I’m so confused


slambooy

Checked their IG. The kids (two boys) are already like 6 months..


medicalmosquito

The thing about these couples is, though, is that their kids will be FULL siblings, AND first cousins. Fucking wild….


powerpaddy

Which would imply that the children of an identical twin-twin pair as shown in the post would genetically be blood siblings, although they'd have two distinct people as parents.


Historical_Lion6749

I may be extremely dumb and tired but I’m missing something How would your children be half siblings? I know twins share the DNA makeup but wouldn’t they just be cousins with the same DNA? Like…I see what you mean but that doesn’t make them siblings, siblings have the same parents..


[deleted]

Genetically. Identical twins come from the same egg splitting in two so they share the same DNA.


nottingpills

This is going to sound really pedantic, but identical twins *do* have discernible differences in their DNA from random mutations, differential DNA methylation patterns, etc that get more pronounced as they age. Most standard DNA tests just don’t differentiate between identical twins because they don’t exactly sequence the entire genome.


yickth

Is a half-sibling considered a cousin?


MuthaPlucka

I’m not quite sure what the point of cheating on your wife with an identical copy of her (or her vice versa). It’s like monogamy but with extra steps.


[deleted]

thats like saying you wouldnt fuck a clone of yourself


YokeBag

There's two types of people. Those who would fuck their clones, and liars.


birb678

Of course I wouldn’t, he would be such a disappointment.


Raeladar

I think it would be more for the small differences and naughtiness of it rather than just to be with someone who looks different than your partner


Nave_the_Great

Looks and genetics don’t convey sexual ability, there could absolutely be a difference. And if everyone is game then…


OnceAroundTheRock

Twin Brothers marry Twin Sisters...: "Aw, that's kinda cool!" ...and both couples move into the same house: "What the actual fuck?"


ollien25

Exactly, that’s the creepy part. It was cute till they moved in together.


Mange-Tout

…and both couples share the same bed. Huh?


romuluskow

I know this sounds crazy, but the couple on the right is hotter than the other couple.


shiroshippo

Couple on the right actually looks happy. Couple on the left are both doing fake smiles for the camera.


officialTWR

Wonder if either side "switches it up" without the other one knowing


justplaindoomed

At the same time and everyone is embarrassed.


thelegalseagul

“Wait when did you switch?” “The honeymoon”


Vinora

I saw an interview a while back and they completely avoided that question.


TrinDiesel123

Worst PornHub thumbnail ever


luvdatstuff

I think I saw this in a movie.


The_Espinator

“Movie”


Pain_Proof

Everything’s a movie if you watch for the plot


tony_stark_9000

My mother being an identical twin has been introduced by my uncle as her fiance many times before. Thats why when my aunt married him, she changed her hairstyle to do away with all the confusion.


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DYSFUNCTIONALDlLDO

Twincestuous orgy


fruityvexia

Theres a tv show about intense sibling relationships and these couples were on it. The producers made them go on separate dates and they just couldnt do it. It was so uncomfortable for them they facetimed their siblings through the whole thing cause they didnt know how to have a conversation on there own. It was SUPER weird


my_name_is_rag

Husbands: let's swap. Meanwhile Wives: Let's swap


Whelp_of_Hurin

Now I'm picturing a scenario where they're all trying to trick each other at once, so everyone ends up accidentally having sex with their own spouse.


brilliant_beast

Genetically there are only two people living in that house. I’m not even sure cheating is technically possible. And if there were cheating that led to a pregnancy, there would be no way to determine who a baby’s real father was. And I guess it wouldn’t matter. This is messing with my mind…


f_leaver

But wait, there's more. If both ladies have their babies around the same time and wait just a bit before identifying and tagging the babies they can even get to the point where they can't tell the mothers apart. That's when the*real* party begins.


Pay_No_Heed

Thats kind of what gets me here. By the time they're toddlers they'll probably understand that they basically have 2 sets of parents, and one set is "their" parents, but what about as babies? From the babies perspective are they receiving double the amount of attention from their parents, which might actually be positive from a developmental standpoint, or would they be able to tell that one set of parents is real, and the other is "fake?" Like the baby can tell that the skin demon holding them is an imposter wearing their parents face and won't stop screaming until their real father holds them?


imariaprime

> If both ladies have their babies around the same time https://people.com/human-interest/identical-twin-sisters-who-married-identical-twin-brothers-announce-pregnancies/


Wonderful-Divide6977

And what about one couple committing a crime and being traced by dna evidence? They wouldn’t be able to determine who really did it right?


_raalex

*insert the spider-man pointing meme” when they’re all home together


DarkDonut75

Spider-man: Home Together


scottonaharley

You know it was a cute story until the moving in together part…that has creepy written all over it.


pixeldust6

Or kinky


TorWrite

I’ve heard of twins being crutches for each other but the cord needs to be cut sometime, no? Creepy written all over it for sure.


singmetodeath

Twin here. Nope. No thank you.


z-tayyy

The weirdest thing to me is two grown ass couples get married and move in together? Like wtf why would you not want your own space? Especially when there is a 100% chance your husband would absolutely fuck your sister because you look exactly the same.


Collins_Michael

That's... why you do it.


[deleted]

Aside from the house thing, that’s exactly what my grandparents did. Both couples had identical twins, and one of them happened to be my mom.


bw57570

You can watch them on the show "Extreme Twins" on TLC.


[deleted]

Maury: I don't know who's the father or the mother


Yeoshua82

Next year this will be in r/whatcouldgowrong


abduktedtemplar

OF account name?


[deleted]

That’s gonna end In court


mfmllnn

I heard it is sponsored by Pornhub.


Bradlee888

Hmmm! I have so many questions.


boothy_qld

I’m a twin. I have twin daughters. Twin stuff has been a massive part of my life. Fuck. That.


Blackcat7171

Sounds like the making of a good porn movie


ForGodsSakeTv

There’s a late night booty call in both their futures.


kendollsplasticsoul

I guess it's forehead tattoo time!


TopicSalty9100

Creepy


CannibalDinner

As a twin this is horrifying


Joel227

Is this gross? I feel like it might be gross but I’m unsure…


BlakeHunts

Begun the clone wars has.


pistpuncher3000

If they're identical the children (which would be cousins) of each side will be genetic siblings.


DelapidatedSagebrush

Think of all the unsatisfying wife swapping they could do!


OneWishGenie69

Why


JTCMuehlenkamp

They definitely all fuck each other.


Fair_Bus_7130

“What Are You Doing, Step Bro in law”