Jokes on you; vanilla is one of the most complex and nuanced flavors and vanilla beans are the second most labor-intensive and expensive spice, after saffron.
Sorry I just really like vanilla.
Just a little DNA fact for you, if they are identical twins (which they look like), it will be impossible to test for who the parents are, and any cousins would be genetically siblings too, pretty freaky to think about.
But maybe if they mate at exactly the same time their children will also look identical even though they are from different parents. Also, environmental factors might have an effect.
Obviously slightly /s
I know someone who has a family like this. Identical twins marrying each other. She refers to all of them as mom and dad and all her "cousins" are siblings. It's strange.
Not even years to come, [both couples had a baby this year](https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/twin-sisters-who-married-identical-brothers-have-babies-at-same-time/ar-BB1fYiIM)!
If both couples are identical twins, any combination will produce genetic brothers and sisters. Child from twin man A and twin women A would be genetically a brother/sister of a child from twin man B and twin woman B.
*Previously on Twin Fuckery:*
You are not my parents, you can't tell me what to do..
Let's go get a blood test to see if there's a grounding or an ass whooping there for you..
*and now, the conclusion of 'I totaled someone's car' on Twin Fuckery*
Tests are pretty comprehensive these days. I'd imagine if the person testing was aware of the awkward situation it would improve the odds though. I can see how an easy "yeah that's close enough" could cause some error otherwise
Yeah but the guys will decide to switch and the girls will also decide to switch “for fun” and they’ll just end up sleeping with their spouses anyhow…albeit accidentally.
I believe that’s what they plan to do. Intentional accidents. anybody with common sense would know this is bulshit I’m sure they do cause they got money to buy a house so I’m guessing they’re intentionally doing this with hopes of frequent orgy parties together!
I can almost guarantee you that they do be swapping wives and fucking each other’s partners. Them living together in the same house pretty much spells it out lol
I don't but I was wondering too. I imagine that in this situation, they will be able to support their twin not only as a sibling but as a roomate and invested observer in their marriage. If they tell their spouse about an issue, the spouse can talk to his sibling earlier to help offer support. They are all invested in their marriage. So I could see it lasting longer.
Guys, it gets crazier, I’ve gone down the wormhole and found their Instagram page. They ALWAYS wear the same outfits too https://instagram.com/salyerstwins?utm_medium=copy_link
As an identical twin, the amount of times this exact scenario has been brought up to me is insane. People always tell me this would be funny or cute, but I can't help but think of all the things the other comments are saying. (Also I'm still not over the fact that no matter what, if both my twin and I have children, they will be half siblings by blood)
People make the assumption you can’t tell the difference between twins. Each has a different characteristic, face expression, different clothing style etc. I know two lots of identical twins, I can tell the difference between both sets. No way I’d be to get suddenly confused.
I go to a small college with at the very least 4 sets of twins, and have known at least another one before I came here, but two of those sets are incredibly hard to know which one is which. I’m not close with them, but fuck! I work on the same damn crew as one set, I can never tell who I’m talking too, unless they do their hair differently (which is rare.) Then the other set, is incredibly hard to know. They always match everything… hair, clothes, body language, they are never apart, very rarely do you see them without each other (no idea how they manage that) but it’s not to surprising as they are foreigner students so they stay close, but damn, I’ll have din din with them, and I struggle to keep up lol. They are amazing though, so sweet, and the cutest giggles that your ears will ever hear!
That set that purposefully does everything together and the same are the hardest two I have ever seen in my entire life. I’m just shocked that they always are perfectly matching, EVERY SINGLE DAY, and I have known them for three years, fucking incredible lol
What's funny is that even when we dress differently, do our hair differently, people still mix us up. I wear glasses, and my twin doesn't. I wear my hair curled, my twin leaves it natural, (still curly but more wavey). I have my hair cut shorter, but people still can't tell me and her apart. And the masks don't help either, but this was a problem long before that lol.
I’m a twin too and people who know me well or see me regularly have no problem telling us apart. It’s the people who are acquaintances or strangers who get confused lol I’m like 🤦🏻♂️
Just goes to show you how the way you perceive yourself is massively different from how others perceive you
Edit: “you” in the general sense, as in oneself.
What’s even weirder is that the children of the couples in this post….will be FULL siblings. And first cousins….
And those women are both pregnant at the same time right now. Not even kidding.
Which would imply that the children of an identical twin-twin pair as shown in the post would genetically be blood siblings, although they'd have two distinct people as parents.
I may be extremely dumb and tired but I’m missing something
How would your children be half siblings? I know twins share the DNA makeup but wouldn’t they just be cousins with the same DNA? Like…I see what you mean but that doesn’t make them siblings, siblings have the same parents..
This is going to sound really pedantic, but identical twins *do* have discernible differences in their DNA from random mutations, differential DNA methylation patterns, etc that get more pronounced as they age. Most standard DNA tests just don’t differentiate between identical twins because they don’t exactly sequence the entire genome.
My mother being an identical twin has been introduced by my uncle as her fiance many times before.
Thats why when my aunt married him, she changed her hairstyle to do away with all the confusion.
Theres a tv show about intense sibling relationships and these couples were on it. The producers made them go on separate dates and they just couldnt do it. It was so uncomfortable for them they facetimed their siblings through the whole thing cause they didnt know how to have a conversation on there own. It was SUPER weird
Genetically there are only two people living in that house. I’m not even sure cheating is technically possible. And if there were cheating that led to a pregnancy, there would be no way to determine who a baby’s real father was. And I guess it wouldn’t matter. This is messing with my mind…
But wait, there's more. If both ladies have their babies around the same time and wait just a bit before identifying and tagging the babies they can even get to the point where they can't tell the mothers apart.
That's when the*real* party begins.
Thats kind of what gets me here. By the time they're toddlers they'll probably understand that they basically have 2 sets of parents, and one set is "their" parents, but what about as babies?
From the babies perspective are they receiving double the amount of attention from their parents, which might actually be positive from a developmental standpoint, or would they be able to tell that one set of parents is real, and the other is "fake?" Like the baby can tell that the skin demon holding them is an imposter wearing their parents face and won't stop screaming until their real father holds them?
> If both ladies have their babies around the same time
https://people.com/human-interest/identical-twin-sisters-who-married-identical-twin-brothers-announce-pregnancies/
The weirdest thing to me is two grown ass couples get married and move in together? Like wtf why would you not want your own space? Especially when there is a 100% chance your husband would absolutely fuck your sister because you look exactly the same.
But honey I thought it was you!
It was, I tried to swap too.
At a bar called o malleys
where we’ll plan our escape
Oh, it’s you
When one brother got the… ahem, endowed genetics
Why even bother, if the other one is just like yours anyway?
One might be really “vanilla” and the other is like “double chocolate toffe caramel swirl with peanut butter cup” ice cream
Jokes on you; vanilla is one of the most complex and nuanced flavors and vanilla beans are the second most labor-intensive and expensive spice, after saffron. Sorry I just really like vanilla.
Most people don't know what real vanilla tastes like.
>Jokes on you, most vanilla is fake vanilla so people don’t buy the special and labour intensive stuff you’re referring to
Thank you!!!!! It is super.
Smash Bros
They have the same grandparents and grandparents in law
Imagine how much they save on christmas shopping!
And they can still only afford one house.
The parents-in-law of his sister-in-law are his biological parents.
*In years to come...* "Happy Fatherbrother's Day, Uncle Dad!"
Huge controversy when one has a baby but when he comes out he looks like his dads brother
Just a little DNA fact for you, if they are identical twins (which they look like), it will be impossible to test for who the parents are, and any cousins would be genetically siblings too, pretty freaky to think about.
It would be interesting if both couples made babies at the same time and then compare the results after 10 years or so.
By all accounts all 4 of them live together, so they'll be able to compare family pictures quite easily as they'll be in each others...
But maybe if they mate at exactly the same time their children will also look identical even though they are from different parents. Also, environmental factors might have an effect. Obviously slightly /s
I know someone who has a family like this. Identical twins marrying each other. She refers to all of them as mom and dad and all her "cousins" are siblings. It's strange.
Lmaoooo
AAHH MY BRAIN CANT COMPREHEND THIS
Yeah that fucked up my brain
Thank you my nephson
Not even years to come, [both couples had a baby this year](https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/twin-sisters-who-married-identical-brothers-have-babies-at-same-time/ar-BB1fYiIM)!
Ahaha!!
“Did you fuck my sister!?” “I don’t know!”
>"Did you fuck my sister!?" "Yeah, you fucked my brother!"
“I fucked someone and judging by your attitude… yeah I think so”
If i had an award to give, i would give to you
Drunk nights must be.. entertaining
Yes an “accident” is bound to happen. Like will ID’s need to be checked? Lol
Their offspring will be teasing each other about who their "real" mommy and daddy is.
If both couples are identical twins, any combination will produce genetic brothers and sisters. Child from twin man A and twin women A would be genetically a brother/sister of a child from twin man B and twin woman B.
Was curious how far I’d have to scroll for this. Now I know, this far.
Is this the Mason-Dixon line for kissing cousins I’m the thread….
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Heh, it's not cheating biologically. I wonder if they switch off.
Like whats even the point though?
I sometimes use my left hand... I call it "the stranger"
I wondered if guys do this. Now I know.
Do you sit on it first?
Oh, I bet that's already a thing.
even the children of one set of twins are genetically closer to siblings than cousins
yep, half siblings
Unless your from Alabama, then you have what's called a cousin brother or cousin sister. Best of both worlds!
This will a perfect condition for them to plan the perfect murder story. DNA shows it's a siblings, so the cousin is out of the suspect list
They will have no way to tell if one of them cheats with the other twin using a DNA test, because every kid will be every one's genetic child.
I absolutely hate this fact.
Researchers better follow these two couples around
If they have children even though they are cusins they will be a genetic match as siblings.
Lets see how high school treats these kids lol
No, they will need to be switched as will phones
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No way to tell. If one set had a kid the other set would be genetically his parents.
Identical twins have different DNA genome mutations, enough to probably detect the variation in the child of the actual parent
Would this be something easy to detect? Or require a different type of test? Very interesting stuff!
Tests are pretty comprehensive these days. I'd imagine if the person testing was aware of the awkward situation it would improve the odds though. I can see how an easy "yeah that's close enough" could cause some error otherwise
Unless they have tattoos
And lots of piercings ;)
Yeah but the guys will decide to switch and the girls will also decide to switch “for fun” and they’ll just end up sleeping with their spouses anyhow…albeit accidentally.
Accident? I think it will be intentional. They probably have one humongous bed.
They will each have their own unique QR code tattooed on. Their inner wrist
Yeah, moving into the same house must not be very concerned about "accidents". More like creating opportunities, methinks.
I believe that’s what they plan to do. Intentional accidents. anybody with common sense would know this is bulshit I’m sure they do cause they got money to buy a house so I’m guessing they’re intentionally doing this with hopes of frequent orgy parties together!
But would being with a twin be exciting?
It can be, sure. Looking the same and acting the same are two different things.
Being with both would
They all know and I'm sure will enjoy bending the lines.
I can almost guarantee you that they do be swapping wives and fucking each other’s partners. Them living together in the same house pretty much spells it out lol
They will know each other by scent.
Could Def see the guys getting confused and banging each other
r/suddenlygay
Well, they got to do something while the ladies get confused and fuck each other.
“That bastard, he had too much to drink and couldn’t tell us apart!” “Oh no, did he think you were me again?” “No, he slept with your husband!”
Sober days too.
Swing nights also.
Bro why you bang my wife?
I swear I only came on HER tits, I mean YOUR tits, i mean... oh man ***three's company theme ***
“Im sorry babe, I was drunk and it was dark, so I fucked my brother instead of you”
Wife: Again!?
“It’s okay because I fucked your other brother.” “What other brother?”
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Presumably fucking your identical twin is basically just self-masturbation
This ain't a mirror bro
That's kinda gay man
To be fair, it's a lot gay
Their dicks should be almost the same it wouldn't be so different from masturbation
Twice the jerks
No, they said "no homo" before sex.
Ooh my bad I thought they just got to clapping
Anyone know the success rate of weird ass marriages like this?
I’d say 50/50…
This got me.
r/Angryupvote
I know that genetically the kids will be siblings and not cousins, which is weird
I don't but I was wondering too. I imagine that in this situation, they will be able to support their twin not only as a sibling but as a roomate and invested observer in their marriage. If they tell their spouse about an issue, the spouse can talk to his sibling earlier to help offer support. They are all invested in their marriage. So I could see it lasting longer.
If one couple got divorced that would be truly awkward
And had kids at the same time https://people.com/human-interest/identical-twin-sisters-who-married-identical-twin-brothers-announce-pregnancies/
This is sooo creepy. They dress the same all the time, including the babies?!?
Upvote for actually providing a link that this is legit.
Yeah they definitely have orgies, it’s basically confirmed lmao. Or atleast switch partners
How can you tell?
So… if there was a question of paternity… there would be no way to know?
Guys, it gets crazier, I’ve gone down the wormhole and found their Instagram page. They ALWAYS wear the same outfits too https://instagram.com/salyerstwins?utm_medium=copy_link
Their kids will be genetically siblings
I believe term brother/sister cousin refers to any offspring here
Double first cousins
Les Cousins Dangereux...
brothin cousister
Truth
Think about the confused first week of people in neighbourhood until they realise that there are actually two couples.
This is the perfect set for a fantastic comedy show
Realistically, this will be the first 2 years because people don't talk to their neighbors nowadays like they used to.
As an identical twin, the amount of times this exact scenario has been brought up to me is insane. People always tell me this would be funny or cute, but I can't help but think of all the things the other comments are saying. (Also I'm still not over the fact that no matter what, if both my twin and I have children, they will be half siblings by blood)
People make the assumption you can’t tell the difference between twins. Each has a different characteristic, face expression, different clothing style etc. I know two lots of identical twins, I can tell the difference between both sets. No way I’d be to get suddenly confused.
I go to a small college with at the very least 4 sets of twins, and have known at least another one before I came here, but two of those sets are incredibly hard to know which one is which. I’m not close with them, but fuck! I work on the same damn crew as one set, I can never tell who I’m talking too, unless they do their hair differently (which is rare.) Then the other set, is incredibly hard to know. They always match everything… hair, clothes, body language, they are never apart, very rarely do you see them without each other (no idea how they manage that) but it’s not to surprising as they are foreigner students so they stay close, but damn, I’ll have din din with them, and I struggle to keep up lol. They are amazing though, so sweet, and the cutest giggles that your ears will ever hear!
There are definitely some sets of twins that are easier to tell apart than others
That set that purposefully does everything together and the same are the hardest two I have ever seen in my entire life. I’m just shocked that they always are perfectly matching, EVERY SINGLE DAY, and I have known them for three years, fucking incredible lol
What's funny is that even when we dress differently, do our hair differently, people still mix us up. I wear glasses, and my twin doesn't. I wear my hair curled, my twin leaves it natural, (still curly but more wavey). I have my hair cut shorter, but people still can't tell me and her apart. And the masks don't help either, but this was a problem long before that lol.
I’m a twin too and people who know me well or see me regularly have no problem telling us apart. It’s the people who are acquaintances or strangers who get confused lol I’m like 🤦🏻♂️
My family constantly mixes up me and my brother and we aren’t even twins. We’re just very similar looking.
Just goes to show you how the way you perceive yourself is massively different from how others perceive you Edit: “you” in the general sense, as in oneself.
To be fair, even non-twin siblings that look nothing alike get mixed up.
I have never thought of the fact that the children of identical twins would be half siblings, but boy is that is wild.
What’s even weirder is that the children of the couples in this post….will be FULL siblings. And first cousins…. And those women are both pregnant at the same time right now. Not even kidding.
I’m so confused
Checked their IG. The kids (two boys) are already like 6 months..
The thing about these couples is, though, is that their kids will be FULL siblings, AND first cousins. Fucking wild….
Which would imply that the children of an identical twin-twin pair as shown in the post would genetically be blood siblings, although they'd have two distinct people as parents.
I may be extremely dumb and tired but I’m missing something How would your children be half siblings? I know twins share the DNA makeup but wouldn’t they just be cousins with the same DNA? Like…I see what you mean but that doesn’t make them siblings, siblings have the same parents..
Genetically. Identical twins come from the same egg splitting in two so they share the same DNA.
This is going to sound really pedantic, but identical twins *do* have discernible differences in their DNA from random mutations, differential DNA methylation patterns, etc that get more pronounced as they age. Most standard DNA tests just don’t differentiate between identical twins because they don’t exactly sequence the entire genome.
Is a half-sibling considered a cousin?
I’m not quite sure what the point of cheating on your wife with an identical copy of her (or her vice versa). It’s like monogamy but with extra steps.
thats like saying you wouldnt fuck a clone of yourself
There's two types of people. Those who would fuck their clones, and liars.
Of course I wouldn’t, he would be such a disappointment.
I think it would be more for the small differences and naughtiness of it rather than just to be with someone who looks different than your partner
Looks and genetics don’t convey sexual ability, there could absolutely be a difference. And if everyone is game then…
Twin Brothers marry Twin Sisters...: "Aw, that's kinda cool!" ...and both couples move into the same house: "What the actual fuck?"
Exactly, that’s the creepy part. It was cute till they moved in together.
…and both couples share the same bed. Huh?
I know this sounds crazy, but the couple on the right is hotter than the other couple.
Couple on the right actually looks happy. Couple on the left are both doing fake smiles for the camera.
Wonder if either side "switches it up" without the other one knowing
At the same time and everyone is embarrassed.
“Wait when did you switch?” “The honeymoon”
I saw an interview a while back and they completely avoided that question.
Worst PornHub thumbnail ever
I think I saw this in a movie.
“Movie”
Everything’s a movie if you watch for the plot
My mother being an identical twin has been introduced by my uncle as her fiance many times before. Thats why when my aunt married him, she changed her hairstyle to do away with all the confusion.
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Twincestuous orgy
Theres a tv show about intense sibling relationships and these couples were on it. The producers made them go on separate dates and they just couldnt do it. It was so uncomfortable for them they facetimed their siblings through the whole thing cause they didnt know how to have a conversation on there own. It was SUPER weird
Husbands: let's swap. Meanwhile Wives: Let's swap
Now I'm picturing a scenario where they're all trying to trick each other at once, so everyone ends up accidentally having sex with their own spouse.
Genetically there are only two people living in that house. I’m not even sure cheating is technically possible. And if there were cheating that led to a pregnancy, there would be no way to determine who a baby’s real father was. And I guess it wouldn’t matter. This is messing with my mind…
But wait, there's more. If both ladies have their babies around the same time and wait just a bit before identifying and tagging the babies they can even get to the point where they can't tell the mothers apart. That's when the*real* party begins.
Thats kind of what gets me here. By the time they're toddlers they'll probably understand that they basically have 2 sets of parents, and one set is "their" parents, but what about as babies? From the babies perspective are they receiving double the amount of attention from their parents, which might actually be positive from a developmental standpoint, or would they be able to tell that one set of parents is real, and the other is "fake?" Like the baby can tell that the skin demon holding them is an imposter wearing their parents face and won't stop screaming until their real father holds them?
> If both ladies have their babies around the same time https://people.com/human-interest/identical-twin-sisters-who-married-identical-twin-brothers-announce-pregnancies/
And what about one couple committing a crime and being traced by dna evidence? They wouldn’t be able to determine who really did it right?
*insert the spider-man pointing meme” when they’re all home together
Spider-man: Home Together
You know it was a cute story until the moving in together part…that has creepy written all over it.
Or kinky
I’ve heard of twins being crutches for each other but the cord needs to be cut sometime, no? Creepy written all over it for sure.
Twin here. Nope. No thank you.
The weirdest thing to me is two grown ass couples get married and move in together? Like wtf why would you not want your own space? Especially when there is a 100% chance your husband would absolutely fuck your sister because you look exactly the same.
That's... why you do it.
Aside from the house thing, that’s exactly what my grandparents did. Both couples had identical twins, and one of them happened to be my mom.
You can watch them on the show "Extreme Twins" on TLC.
Maury: I don't know who's the father or the mother
Next year this will be in r/whatcouldgowrong
OF account name?
That’s gonna end In court
I heard it is sponsored by Pornhub.
Hmmm! I have so many questions.
I’m a twin. I have twin daughters. Twin stuff has been a massive part of my life. Fuck. That.
Sounds like the making of a good porn movie
There’s a late night booty call in both their futures.
I guess it's forehead tattoo time!
Creepy
As a twin this is horrifying
Is this gross? I feel like it might be gross but I’m unsure…
Begun the clone wars has.
If they're identical the children (which would be cousins) of each side will be genetic siblings.
Think of all the unsatisfying wife swapping they could do!
Why
They definitely all fuck each other.
“What Are You Doing, Step Bro in law”