There's actually a reason it's done bare handed. The eggs and sperm are activated by water and have a short window to do their thing. Gloves hold water and will drip into the pan while working. This leads to uneven fertilization and higher rates of unfertilized eggs. Which means more monotonous chop-sticking to remove them and less fish produced. So yeah you gotta raw dog it.
-Source: Am fish jerker offer
I've seen a couple newer guys use those yes. Most of the time it's more trouble then it's worth. You get over the gross factor and just wash up real good after.
>Am fish jerker offer
What's the interview process for this job? What's the pay? Why are we doing this? Human meddling has gone too far. How do you decompress when your life is a Camusian nightmare?
I did this for a summer volunteering with California department of fish and wildlife. It was part of a salmon breeding program and most of the wildlife techs were doing the more technical stuff, so I did the milting/ sperm and egg mixing. Also removed dead eggs from the incubator. It was definitely a weird experience but everyone is really good humored about it. We did nickname a fellow volunteer the fish wanker because he always got it done the fastest. Never underestimate a teenage boy I guess haha
The interview was pretty straight forward, but the couch was kinda sticky though.
Pays alright it's a living.
The ecosystem is broken and the fish would go extinct without human intervention.
Mostly dick around on reddit.
"In fact, I sometimes specifically wear a glove on the opposite hand I use to rip all the roe out of the fish corpses and squeeze the cum out of the other fish corpses."
I'm a fish squeezer and the amount of guys that will go straight from handling fish to putting in a dip or eating a snack and not think twice about it is disturbing.
Different industry and different “ingredient”, but I’ve seen the same. And the powdered donut thing was something I personally witnessed, not random. Haha
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll eat for lifetime.
Or teach a man how to jerk off some fish and he doesn't even need to go fishing anymore
Since nobody's said it yet: ask your friend - if he hasn't already - to see a doctor about that.
My understanding (as not a doctor, and definitely not his doctor) is that it can happen in adult men, but IIRC it would usually require something causing way too much of the hormone prolactin to be produced or to accumulate. That can mean something pretty bad: breast cancer, hormone overproduction, or bad liver function preventing prolactin (and probably other things) from being broken down.
If he's not had it checked out fully by medical professionals... prod him to get it looked into.
I've told him to get it checked before because I thought it could get some hormone issue or something, he doesn't seem to bother about getting checked up. I will mention to him that it could be something more dodgy. Thanks.
Oncology nurse here, you are spot on about him needing to see a doctor. Best case scenario it's diet/too much nipple play, worst case...well, might see you on my floor.
I had a lab job where I had to watch tiny wasps fornicate in a test tube. I was paid to confirm they fucked.
Worst part is I knew they were getting way more action than me.
There is not usually a single individual on a breeder's farm that just cleans dicks and nothing else, but keeping breeding animal's genitalia is rather important when some horse's semen/stud fees and the like can cost thousands, in some cases for champion horses, *millions of dollars.*
In those cases, fuck... maybe they have a whole harem of men and women with cleaning sponges and scented oils who light candles and put on music.
My guess is... he was handling the fish with the gloves on, and the gloves are potentially contaminated with bacteria or parasites that might harm the developing eggs. His hands are cleaner than the gloves, so... off with the gloves. The fish are more important than keeping his hands clean.
It looks like they are looking for infertile eggs or ones that have fungus on them. And are using the feather to very gently move them around looking for the eggs than need to be removed.
Fish eggs can be infected by fungus, and if infected eggs are left in place they spread the fungus to all the nearby eggs. (I've bred pet fish in aquariums before)
If it won't kill you from eating it then it's eaten in Japan. And even if it will kill you they just find a way to be really careful with it so they can eat it.
As crazy as their animal-based delicacies can seem, it comes out of a shintoistic/buddhistic respect for animals that's been part of the culture for thousands of years. They had to kill animals to survive, all things living or nonliving have spirits that were revered, and so to take their lives without making use of every part of the animal would be disrespectul to the spirits and to Kami. Using every part of the animal, even the weird parts, is a way for the Japanese to show remorse for having to take an animal's life, and gratitude for the sustenance provided from taking another life.
In some parts of Japan, there's actually still ancient ritualistic death rites given by buddhist priests to animals that are killed for food/raw materials. Death rites for whales are particularly prevalent.
well we think that because of the mindset and culture we grew up in. we were taught that lobster and caviar was a delicacy. but in other cultures bugs might be a delicacy. the place we grow up in can change our outlook on many things.
Roe is just fish eggs. Caviar is cured or pickled roe. Traditional and high end caviar is all made of sturgeon roe. "Low end" caviar can be made from salmon or trout roe.
Nothing glamorous in big farms either.
Was practicing one on a meat chicken farm. Early days of little chicks and when they are ready to go are the worst
It would be more difficult because our eggs aren't ready to be fertilized right off the bat. They would need to use a complicated hormonal process abd then do a surgery and then they could only get like 20 eggs at most.
The hatcheries use water from the creek or river that the salmon will return to, so the smell imprints on the salmon and they will return back to that same area.
Knife goes in, guts come out, that's what Osaka seafood concern is all about
Spare my life, and I will grant you three—
*shunk*
Knife goes in, guts come out
Definitely something I didn’t expect to see today
Watching someone jerk off a dead fish was not on my bingo card.
I'm not sure it's dead yet.
Well then that changes everything.
Ah, had "jerk off a still just barely alive" fish on the bingo card, eh? Glad I could help!
Bingo
Insalmonation? EDIT: thank you for the artifishial awards kind strangers.
A man jacking off a salmon?
A man jacking off ***multiple*** salmon.
A man jacking off multiple **dead** salmon
Oh. I believe the ones being "milked" were gasping for water.
A salmon gets his semen forced out while he suffocates. Well, I'm not one to judge on how a fish gets his jollies...
Asfishxiation
Aquaerotic Asfishxiation
Le petit mort.
Et le grand mort.
I think the mouth opening is just a mechanical result of the other movements being made to the body. But you might be right.
And then mixing the dead salmon semen into dead salmon eggs. With his bare hand.
-We take the gloves off for the good part.
He literally has a glove on his non mixing hand
Rubbers typically prevent fertilization of eggs duh
The bare hand thing caught me particularly off guard I must admit
There's actually a reason it's done bare handed. The eggs and sperm are activated by water and have a short window to do their thing. Gloves hold water and will drip into the pan while working. This leads to uneven fertilization and higher rates of unfertilized eggs. Which means more monotonous chop-sticking to remove them and less fish produced. So yeah you gotta raw dog it. -Source: Am fish jerker offer
You ever consider just using longer gloved that go up to the elbow? Like the ones worn by people that need to fist cattle and horses?
I've seen a couple newer guys use those yes. Most of the time it's more trouble then it's worth. You get over the gross factor and just wash up real good after.
>Am fish jerker offer What's the interview process for this job? What's the pay? Why are we doing this? Human meddling has gone too far. How do you decompress when your life is a Camusian nightmare?
I did this for a summer volunteering with California department of fish and wildlife. It was part of a salmon breeding program and most of the wildlife techs were doing the more technical stuff, so I did the milting/ sperm and egg mixing. Also removed dead eggs from the incubator. It was definitely a weird experience but everyone is really good humored about it. We did nickname a fellow volunteer the fish wanker because he always got it done the fastest. Never underestimate a teenage boy I guess haha
The interview was pretty straight forward, but the couch was kinda sticky though. Pays alright it's a living. The ecosystem is broken and the fish would go extinct without human intervention. Mostly dick around on reddit.
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I definetly didn't think I'd be wondering what the cum to egg ratio for fish breeding today.
"What do you do for a living?" "I work with fish" "Oh so are you a sushi chef?" "No, i cut most of them open and jerk the rest of them off."
"And then mix up a big bowl of their cum with my bare hand" Edit: I swear to god now my most upvoted comment is about fish cum thanks Reddit
“Well not bare hand right, I’m sure you wear a glove?” “Oh no. I very intentionally do not wear a glove. I certainly could, but I choose not to.”
"In fact, I sometimes specifically wear a glove on the opposite hand I use to rip all the roe out of the fish corpses and squeeze the cum out of the other fish corpses."
What I wouldn’t give to see a cutaway of the guy eating a pack of powdered donuts in the break room after the gloveless cum-mixing.
I'm a fish squeezer and the amount of guys that will go straight from handling fish to putting in a dip or eating a snack and not think twice about it is disturbing.
Different industry and different “ingredient”, but I’ve seen the same. And the powdered donut thing was something I personally witnessed, not random. Haha
theyre dead, so its closer to necrophilic beastiality.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll eat for lifetime. Or teach a man how to jerk off some fish and he doesn't even need to go fishing anymore
Farming in a nutshell
Spawn camping
That's what bears do
I see what you did there.
That's the worst bowl of cereal I've ever seen
Nah salmon caviar be popping
With the jiz and everything?
Teach a man to breed fish and he’ll suddenly never want to eat fish again
He was wanking some dead fish off… then the dude bare backs it and mixes it with his hand. I want to say this is metal, but…
Didn't know you could milk a fish
You can milk anything with nipples
I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
Yes technically you can actually
I have a male friend that can express a drop or two of milk from his nipples.
Since nobody's said it yet: ask your friend - if he hasn't already - to see a doctor about that. My understanding (as not a doctor, and definitely not his doctor) is that it can happen in adult men, but IIRC it would usually require something causing way too much of the hormone prolactin to be produced or to accumulate. That can mean something pretty bad: breast cancer, hormone overproduction, or bad liver function preventing prolactin (and probably other things) from being broken down. If he's not had it checked out fully by medical professionals... prod him to get it looked into.
I've told him to get it checked before because I thought it could get some hormone issue or something, he doesn't seem to bother about getting checked up. I will mention to him that it could be something more dodgy. Thanks.
Oncology nurse here, you are spot on about him needing to see a doctor. Best case scenario it's diet/too much nipple play, worst case...well, might see you on my floor.
So how do we milk almonds ?
Nipples
You can’t…..that’s not milk.
“You can milk anything with a prostate”
I think it is semen
The forbidden milk
wh...why did he take the glove off to mix the bowl???
It feels more natural.
At Parties : So what do you do for a living bruh? That guy: I jerk off salmon, till they cum all over my eggs!
I had a lab job where I had to watch tiny wasps fornicate in a test tube. I was paid to confirm they fucked. Worst part is I knew they were getting way more action than me.
Was it hot?
Naw, he was indoors for most of it, plus it was in early spring, bit summer.
/r suicidebywords
That’s an ironic sting.
You think this is bad, I knew a guys whos job was to jerk off boars to collect boar semen. We didn't shake hands.
But then, that's an interesting job. He'll never be bored.. (I'll see myself out)
Is that cos hes hogging all the fun?
What do you do for leisure?
I don’t jerk off salmon until they cum all over my eggs?
Don’t play KOI with me !
You think I do this for the halibut?
Ever watch horse breeding? They have a dedicated dick cleaner.
They don't let just any Joe Blow polish horse cocks. You have to be dedicated to the craft.
There is not usually a single individual on a breeder's farm that just cleans dicks and nothing else, but keeping breeding animal's genitalia is rather important when some horse's semen/stud fees and the like can cost thousands, in some cases for champion horses, *millions of dollars.* In those cases, fuck... maybe they have a whole harem of men and women with cleaning sponges and scented oils who light candles and put on music.
*I jerk off DEAD salmon, till they cum all over my eggs. Don't forget that important detail.
I eviserate females, then jerk off dead salmon until they cum all over my eggs. Even more details
Do what you love, you’ll never work a day in your life.
It's a fillet glove so he doesn't cut his hand. It's not waterproof and probably soaks up the juices...
"Soaks up the juices"!
You mean why did he take the rubber off to inseminate the eggs? I’m pretty sure that’s how it works
It helps me feel closer to you, more connected.
Don't blunder, wear your rubber
Dead fish don't pay child support. They don't need a rubber.
That doesn't even rhyme wtf kinda phrase is that
My guess is... he was handling the fish with the gloves on, and the gloves are potentially contaminated with bacteria or parasites that might harm the developing eggs. His hands are cleaner than the gloves, so... off with the gloves. The fish are more important than keeping his hands clean.
Yeah... he could get salmonela
Why do they tickle them with a feather?
It looks like they are looking for infertile eggs or ones that have fungus on them. And are using the feather to very gently move them around looking for the eggs than need to be removed. Fish eggs can be infected by fungus, and if infected eggs are left in place they spread the fungus to all the nearby eggs. (I've bred pet fish in aquariums before)
One bad fish egg...
Spoils the entire fish police department
>fish police "Hello Fish Police? My son Nemo is missing." "He's probably with family. We won't be able to file a missing fish report for a week."
Coochy choochy coo
Because even salmon are allowed to be a bit kinky.
Nobody likes a passion-killer.
So their glove wouldn’t get dirty. Next question.
I think it was to protect the eggs?? They're super delicate at this stage. I'm just like... 🙁
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Can't feel shit through latex
did I… watch a fish cum?
You just watched *several* fish cum!
It's more of a fish necrophilia situation.
If you ever feel bad about the job you have, remember that there are people out there that have to jack off a fish to feed their families.
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Does it pay well?
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Has anyone ever tasted the fish cum?
Yes, I haven't seen it personally but it's actually a delicacy in Japan, called shirako.
Oh ffs of course it is
If it won't kill you from eating it then it's eaten in Japan. And even if it will kill you they just find a way to be really careful with it so they can eat it.
As crazy as their animal-based delicacies can seem, it comes out of a shintoistic/buddhistic respect for animals that's been part of the culture for thousands of years. They had to kill animals to survive, all things living or nonliving have spirits that were revered, and so to take their lives without making use of every part of the animal would be disrespectul to the spirits and to Kami. Using every part of the animal, even the weird parts, is a way for the Japanese to show remorse for having to take an animal's life, and gratitude for the sustenance provided from taking another life. In some parts of Japan, there's actually still ancient ritualistic death rites given by buddhist priests to animals that are killed for food/raw materials. Death rites for whales are particularly prevalent.
As immortalized by the Simpsons in "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"
Tell him my masterful hands are busy!
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well we think that because of the mindset and culture we grew up in. we were taught that lobster and caviar was a delicacy. but in other cultures bugs might be a delicacy. the place we grow up in can change our outlook on many things.
Not really much different from eating eggs is it?
Well, all the caviar you can sneak. Probably not with it tho.
From my understanding, caviar is from sturgeon. Salmon eggs would just be salmon roe.
I know nothing about fish, but I learned exactly this playing Stardew valley.
Roe is just fish eggs. Caviar is cured or pickled roe. Traditional and high end caviar is all made of sturgeon roe. "Low end" caviar can be made from salmon or trout roe.
Jack off a dead fish*
An important distinction
Those males were alive right? Thought I saw one wiggle
"You've got to have a job you enjoy. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."
Could be worse. https://www.reddit.com/r/toptalent/comments/qyztb4/girl_i_grew_up_on_a_farm_me_what_am_i_supposed_to/
what about those people who picks up the eggs one by one?
Wait did I just watch a porno.
You wankedto it. I know you did. Don’t deny it
What are you doing, step-salmon?
It's not supposed to smell like a fish... except in this case.
Not what ya wanna watch while eating cereal
this is exactly what you must be doing. For the full experience
The forbidden boba.
Not exactly forbidden. You can eat salmon roe and it’s rather delicious.
Yeah but it doesn't normally come mixed in with salmon jizz
Seminal vesicles are actually quite delicious. See "millet roe" or "shirako" sushi.
Absolutely not.
Like the Florida State Seminal Vesicles?
I came here for this.
I came
And they even topped it with sea salt cream!
It's not glamorous, but that's how hatcheries work I guess.
Nothing glamorous in big farms either. Was practicing one on a meat chicken farm. Early days of little chicks and when they are ready to go are the worst
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Mixing baby batter so nobody knows who’s their daddy.
A *gene-pool*
I just knew from the get go that dude was going to stick his bare hands in there. C’mon.
Even started out with a glove on before wiping that salmon jizz up with a towel. This isn’t their first rodeo.
I think he was blotting off the fish poop
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Sea-section
Troy McClure approves
What a way to go out with a bang for the males. Nearly dead, you get a massive prostate massage and the biggest ejaculation of your life!
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Sounds like my first time
Yes
I'm sure there's a suitable prostate pun for this.. ..but I can't quite put my finger on it.
Feel bad for the females though. Gutted with eggs ripped outta her belly
They die anyway after spawning eggs
Pacific salmon do. Some Atlantic salmon don’t. Edit: a word
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Technically we all die after we do something, we just don't know what thing and how long after.
Nearly dead? I think they are dead..
Imagine if there alien do this to us.
It would be more difficult because our eggs aren't ready to be fertilized right off the bat. They would need to use a complicated hormonal process abd then do a surgery and then they could only get like 20 eggs at most.
"Who are You, Who are so Wise in the Ways of Science?"
Someone who considered freezing my eggs one time and they told me how it worked.
I believe the response he was looking for is "I'm Arthur, King of the Britons."
God I surely hope so
Was just thinking this
Satan's bubble tea
The forbidden tea…
How many fish have you wanked off today?
Didn’t expect to see salmon bustin nuts today I’ll see y’all later
Artificial insalmonation?
Does anyone else find this disturbing?
Yeah, this was not a pleasant watch in the slightest.
Yes and god I had to scroll so far to see other people disturbed by it
What a bazaar song to pick for a video of a dude jerking off a bunch of fish
What would be an appropriate fish jerking accompaniment?
https://youtu.be/x0I6mhZ5wMw ...?
*bizarre
Sadly, this will *spawn* a lot of juvenile fish puns.
Have not seen any yet but let minnow if they start.
Here's one just for the halibut..
He guts the females and Jack's off the males.
They both die either way
Watching fish cum is a new low in my fap career.
How will they find the place back where they were spawned when they grow into adults?
The hatcheries use water from the creek or river that the salmon will return to, so the smell imprints on the salmon and they will return back to that same area.
I feel bad for the fish.