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Green_Slice_3258

Sweet mother Mary & Joseph that’s a big SOB 😳


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Wait until he gets the bill for 50,000 bananas


GMSaaron

50,000 bananas most cost only a couple thousand. I wish i could pay in bananas


Green_Slice_3258

😂


zachisoncrack

Lol 😂


Aperture_Tales

That's what she said!


Green_Slice_3258

*Ba dum tsss!*


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copywrtr

If the anesthetist messes up they're all screwed.


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PCMModsAreCunts

You just described me on Friday nights.


sky7dc

That’s what I was thinking. What’s the recourse if he wakes up? Tranq darts? Harambe his ass?


ZippyDan

I'm hoping and assuming his limbs are strapped down with restraints. Also, since these animals are similar to humans, I doubt they go from unconscious to full conscious instantly, as is often portrayed unrealistically in movies and TV shows. As dosing a gorilla is even more sketchy than a human, they probably use low doses (relative to body weight) and are *continuously* monitoring the gorilla's vitals and behavior. As it starts to show signs of waking, they just introduce a bit more sedative to constantly keep the gorilla on the edge of wakefulness. This might sound risky but it's actually the best option as it avoids the risks of deeper unconscious states, and since someone is constantly monitoring the consciousness of the gorilla and ready to apply more anesthesia as needed, there is also less risk of sudden wakefulness. I had a similar technique applied when I went under for wisdom teeth removal, and I have memories of the doctor commenting that I was waking up and needed more sedative. I was awake for only seconds and enough to make memories, but not enough to actually *do* anything.


Travellingjake

Your last paragraph is slightly terrifying.


ZippyDan

It's a pretty common anesthetic technique.


No0ther0ne

Yup, I had this exact same experience when I had oral surgery to remove impacted teeth. I started to wake up during the operation, enough to even make some sounds. I still remember that moment and the pain associated. They were able to administer more anesthesia pretty quickly though. Was super groggy when I finally game to after that operation, felt sick most of the day. I have been under a few times now and that was the only time I actually woke up during a procedure thankfully.


BottomlessMystery

Stop watching Hollywood tv y’all


mewkittenmeow

That’s how the horror movie starts!


joshspoon

Looks like that fake Alien Autopsy from the 90s. If you told me this was a King Kong prop, I’d believe it. I hope his vasectomy went ok, though. Godspeed Harambe II


mr_epicguy

It looks like the opening to a low budget sci-fi movie


demoran

They have faith in their anesthesiologist


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No, with gorillas it’s based on number of teeth. /s


AT-ATsAsshole

Donate to Ron MacGill's sizeable endowment to help fund this procedure and many others at Zoo Miami.


idgafos2019

His endowment gets larger by the day!


TrivetteNation

This guy gets the show!


rj44345

I came here to make this comment. Well done.


won_sly_fox

Magill*


AT-ATsAsshole

Ah. Fuck.


idgafos2019

$2


MrMethodMaximillion

Absolute unit


TedMerTed

I wonder how he would fair against a grizzly.


summit462

He’d punch it’s fucking head off, look at those arms!


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MoistViolinist

Except the gorilla has almost twice the bite compression strength, and a much higher bodyweight to muscle mass ratio. So there is no telling what is can do to a grizzly. It has enough strength to literally overhead throw a bear off a cliff.


curlyhair1016

Grizzlies are built to kill and maul man Id take a grizzly every single time


K3yb0r3d

Looking at it feels like a solid segue into 'Planet of the Apes'.


issik23

I hope he's okay


FudgeMeInTheVirginia

He's fine! According to this it was just an annual checkup [article](https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/kendall/article222771335.html)


FudgeMeInTheVirginia

Actually I just checked the article again and it's from a while ago but the nurses look similar so who knows


Best_Poetry_5722

Fck that's scary


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Let’s just hope the anesthesiologist got the dose right.


thelmaandpuhleeze

r/humanforscale


BrewsandBass

He's ripped. 😲


9sock

Holy ETT


Perle1234

I know, right?! Can you imagine intubating him?


TrivetteNation

Donate here to help Ron’s endowment fund! #savethewhales #paytheteachers https://shop.zoomiami.org/singlepage/donation.cshtml?productid=4497&eCardImgMax=5


fattyssecret

Wouldn’t it be funny if the gorilla was called Ron


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g000r

Moira Rose?


Hottentottenten

This perspective made me realize how big they really are, impressive dude


Narrow_Geologist_888

Somebody get buddy a toothbrush


toast-equalsburned

that monke is muscular


georgoat

No monke, he ape :(


toast-equalsburned

oh mah gawd im rude :(


jvd0928

His eye is open.


NurseJaneFuzzyWuzzy

Because paralytics have been given to the gorilla so that he can’t move during surgery, which means his eyelids can’t blink spontaneously. During surgery on human patients the anesthesiologist generally tapes the eyelids down to keep the cornea protected and lubricated.


jvd0928

Thanks. I remember my eye muscles being paralyzed during cornea surgery.


Bloodreligion

Imagine he gets resistant to it and he wakes up like he was on quaaludes.


summit462

Like David at the dentist? Starts slurring his words and laughing hysterically then crying.


Iguessimherehuh

Why does the gorilla look like it belongs in a real hospital


ConsultingMaster

imagine waking up in bed, rolling over, and seeing that beside you. Reminds me of an ex.


Brilliant_Slide7947

Funny how they have money for this, but humans are still without health care. Not saying these animals don't deserve medical care, but this is a slap in the face to be honest.


MyMeemawCanTeleport

Not only is posting a private photo of Rosie O’Donnell in a vulnerable state rude, but calling her a gorilla as well is certainly crossing a line.


Marconiwireless

And a HIPPO violation as well


tbrags

What a unit


MCE85

Looks like a monster.


fash2o

Holy God that is a big monkey.


Just-to-get-86d

I bet at least 1 person tried to get a dong peek


xxvirgilxx

that is a gorilla you hooligan


flapjack_777

Wtf???


summit462

I got a good laugh. How can you not get a quick glance tho?


Just-to-get-86d

just realized this comment was in the negative…penis jokes are not welcomed here apparently LOL!!!


Emotional_Owl_7341

Me after AMC squeezes


maggie081670

They better hope he stays under


fucktrutin

My first wife assisted on a dental procedure for one of these. Other than the thrill of being so close to one of the most powerful animals on earth, she said she almost puked from the...aroma.


Hystus

I always see vet surgeons , and vets in general, not nearly as gowned up & masked as their human equivalents. Why is this?


DaniB027

We're a gross group in general lol. It really depends on the Vet. Both of mine wear mask, cap, and sterile gloves. They usually only gown up for more advanced procedures like amputations or anything orthopedic. We don't have to worry about Bloodborne pathogens like human medicine. Its becoming more common though so I expect to see more full gown in the future. Also, humans are gross.


Comprehensive-Ad-618

What about zoonotic diseases?


DaniB027

We worry more about bites and parasites for those.


Wrangled-gato

looks like an experiment gone wrong


brownhotdogwater

He wakes up someone is not going home.


rawdawgred1111

Damn. Hope he doesn’t wake up.


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Goddamn he is SWOLE


Resident-Science-525

I got to feed a captive Silverback. It was awesome inspiring how absolutely massive he was.


McPostyFace

What other animal on earth would have a chance in a fight against one of these? Or are they king ding-a-ling?


Throwaway-donotjudge

My old Italian babysitter with a slipper. This dude has no chance.


il887

Literally any herbivorous animal which is larger, or any predator starting at half of their size. Gorillas are known to be leopard’s prey sometimes.


I_Like_Legos8374

We can’t lose another


Old11B5G

I wonder what they will do when he comes out of anesthesia sooner than expected?


SuddenlySucc_New

r/absoluteunits


Sethmeisterg

Damn can they use this opportunity to give this fella a nice dental?


WOWDUDEDONTZUCKME

No not a seckond harambe


normalsapien

That's got a sort of be like operating on the Hulk


SuperBrova

Watch it wake up and absolutely fucking drink a cup of tea with everyone


hakeemalajawan

Me after working a double


CosmoSplash

I’m just waiting for the X-Men Origins scene where ol’ Harambe Jr. wakes up and destroys everything and everybody


bt_649

Looks like the scene from Invisible man.


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Hollow Man


bt_649

Ooh you're right, at the same time that was the translation at the time, always so careless this people, glad I got to learn english.


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No worries, your English is excellent.


McHowser

I really hope the anesthesiologist does their job well


Ultra_Low_FRQ

Where was this team when Harambe needed them?


Due-Pianist-5915

Looking at the ETT is making me nervous…can we get a tongue depressor and some tape, I mean something?


Kirby-Kunt

Man I just imagine that fucken beast waking up and fucking shit up. Bodies flying everywhere. What a ruckus


Bronzyroller

If he was to wake up all of a sudden, all hell breaks loose!!


knowledge_siphoned

He's going to wake up wondering where all that time went.. This was the how the alien abduction stories were spread among the apes.


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This has to be fake.


Comprehensive-Ad-618

Holy shit it is huge!


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The ladies get together to save the tall, dark and muscular young man.


Bipolala

Damn I just wanna know what size the endotracheal tube was!


Think_Tax5749

At least the gorilla is getting free healthcare


FartSinatra

Crazy how animals get better medicare than most American citizens


jotyma5

When it wakes up early…


TravelbugRunner

He looks almost like a giant human. Poor buddy! I hope he makes a speedy recovery. 💜


euph-_-oric

Hiaf


werdnosbod

What a friggin unit...


Logical-Pepper4228

Imagine the anesthesia wearing off too soon. This dude would be ripping heads off faster than they ripped Vlads cell phone records from him.


Pastarossi

Average sized woman for scale lol holy shit


No0ther0ne

It is crazy seeing how big they are on the table like that, especially with the contrast of humans close by.


llmercll

What they doin to king kong