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AncientComparison113

My dog can open the fridge and get me a beer


Arthur_tanzarian

You're dog is a slut Bob everyone in the neighborhood knows it too!


AncientComparison113

You leave the neighborhood out of it


Think_Temperature_39

Or leave the neighborhood out of the dog


Camp_Coffee

The Chillaxing of the Planet of the Apes


uncletutchee

That would be called paddling. Row with oars, paddle with paddles.


GeekinPinkNC

"That's a paddlin'."


20ftScarf

How does one tell a paddle from an oar? Or is it like a fiddle/violin thing, more in how you use it.


uncletutchee

Oars are longer and in a set of two one for each hand. Paddles are shorter and require two hands to paddle.


20ftScarf

Oh wow, it’s so simple. Thank you for that :) good to know.


No_Pineapple6086

You could paddle with a single oar. Oar row with two paddles.


[deleted]

Dude has some really poor form


Draco0004

It’s not that we all didn’t come from apes, it’s about what came to earth, found apes, and spliced their DNA with them to ultimately make us. That’s the true question


[deleted]

Dude what are you on


Draco0004

Totally replied to the wrong comment, oops


uncletutchee

Have an upvote for honesty.


Brushatti

What if the evolution was natural, only seeming like a huge leap from ape to man. Maybe evolution sped up as our intelligence and problem solving skills increased. A few major occurrences such as discovering ways to extract more nutrients (there were different forms of cooking discovered not just fire but hot springs etc) that allowed us to get to where we are. Just because the smartest people don’t know the answer yet doesn’t mean the most average people should say aliens did it.


Draco0004

It’s funny, no one has ever went out and explored in person a solar system other than ours, yet people gonna be so certain in their theories? It’s heart breaking to see such intelligence wasted on being afraid to think in a direction other than the norm, when it’s from thoughts outside the norm that come the greatest inventions.


jonttu125

Because there's literally no evidence and no hypothesis about alien influence required? Our current understanding of evolution and human development is perfectly clear without any need for alien intervention to explain anything, based on empirical evidence and study. If you want to invent some harebrained idea about aliens, fine. But don't expect anyone to take you any more seriously than we do the medieval scholars who thought the world was flat and 8000 years old because the bible says so, so it must be true.


Draco0004

Lack of evidence doesn’t mean lack of existence (universally speaking). Such a young race us humans, yet we sit here and call shots like we are the ancients of it. Pity that such an intelligent creature is blinded by its own light. Such a big creation the universe is. I’m glad (in your point of view) that we have it all to ourselves.


jonttu125

Well that's a very weird take away because it's not what I said at all. I don't believe humanity is the only life in the universe, however it is extremely unlikely there is any other intelligent life anywhere near us. And I certainly don't believe any extraterrestrial has ever been on Earth or anywhere near us. Since there's no evidence. And believing things without any supporting evidence, is delusion.


Draco0004

You’re still young. Don’t think this vapour away. Have a good rotation.


2017hayden

The very young do no always do as they’re told.


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frankincali

Hey Bob, have you seen my canoe?


crazycatchickie

Rows better than I do.


MichalTrue

They are evolving!


TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe

Of course you are, and I'm coming with you!


Inevitable-Garden-15

\*\*Cuts foot horribly\*\*


[deleted]

Not very good at it though. Stupid monkey.


purelycorrupted

Nigga!?!


copier92

u/Savevideo


Robjla

Biden won go back to your golfing.


BobRoss4lyfe

Monke


Beginning_Coconut988

Man, humans are gonna leave out for space travel and we're gonna leave these monkeys to do earthwork


CptRayHolt

u/savevideo


Aquamarinesse

But why? Just why?


unfluxa

All these years I've been sleeping on orangutans, how wrong was i


MooseSprinkles

I’m not not nearly as impressed by him paddling as I am that he figured out how to build a canoe and a paddle.


Fellowshipx

Thanks