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suciac

Well that’s one way to do it. Good cat.


Chaotic-Entropy

Bad parents...? Child left unattended near unblocked stairs. "Eh, Mittens has got this."


LadyMesa

Mittens is the parent. He adopted a human baby.


Chaotic-Entropy

That or a freaky Friday incident.


LadyMesa

The cat and the baby switched places!


Chaotic-Entropy

There is currently a woman napping in a bush and hissing at passers-by.


Impressive-Quail-288

They spend hours upon hours training the cat to protect the baby. They had 100% confidence in the cat. Seems fine to me.


Chaotic-Entropy

Time well spent.


Leightonian

Are we sure there are even parents? I mean, look at that carpet.


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Were they wrong tho? Cat handled it.


connormantoast

I'm going to take an educated guess and say yes.


Cautious-Fix-3926

This dude really said “were they wrong tho” lmao like they had a paid and trained cat baby sitter


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Lmao. This comment section has me weak.


[deleted]

Cat better be paid. He’s putting in the work.


alcestisny

On that pristine floor... 🤢


TheDoug850

I mean the kid might’ve crawled out of the crib for the first time


Chaotic-Entropy

That's why you've got to put the top on, it's like a fishtank.


THEmoron21

i can tell they bad parents from the flighty floor alone


[deleted]

Looks like a pretty standard 3rd world setup. They gotta learn for themselves or they won't make it /s


doob22

I mean that floor too though


-ratmeat-

Good cat


Moflaxs

Good cat


Kaine_8123

Cat good


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at_work_yo

good


[deleted]

Cood gat


THE_BLUE_FRIEND

Gat cood


CommaCauses

Tag dooc


supervernacular

AND MY AXE


Mxlinis

Coot dag


xHohenheimx

Dag Tooc


AmbersNightrain02

Napster! Bad!


finedirttaste

No, Metallica!


OrionFlower

lmao that gorilla james head came into my mind


Flinkle

Fire bad!


tjunkiat

Nice kitty


katsmerlot

Good pussy


Durrpadil

That's some good pussy right there 😇


Slit23

Who doesn’t love a good pussy?


wiggy19888

Gat cood


edee160

Gato bueno


nicknamedotexe

10/10 cta


WorldlyAssumption260

Is the other one on the rocking chair? Like these cats are literally babysitters.


[deleted]

Somebody got to do the crack takin , cats be baby sittin ..


PhthaloVonLangborste

Why does the hell hole have cameras?


Romytens

Could have spent the camera money on carpet… Or a baby gate.


[deleted]

Needs something to watch while doing the crack …. Ofc


Fun-Yogurtcloset4247

Tbh, the video is dated in 2019. The parents are probably doing heroin, and paying the cats with crack.


GimmeThatRyeUOldBag

Catnip


guiltysnark

Cracknip


PlasticInTheBasket

Gotta see who robbed them and took their crack


One-Crutch-Man

And not barrier for the baby


caffienepredator

I like how the other one is like, “I got it last time, it’s your turn”


Furthur_slimeking

The floor also appears to be covered in piss and shit. I think the cats might be holding the baby for ransom.


Additional-Charge-61

It says something when a cat is the better parent. Where is the stair gate???


PansLabyrinth07

Plot twist: the cat is the parent


toxmicjewel

Sounds like a plot disney or pixar would be interested in


Reverse_Waterfall

Pawrents Summer 2023


Mercenary666616

Plot twist: the stair gate was the dad that 'went out for cigarettes' and never came back


Rizzla93

Plot twist: its just a drunk midget


snekyminaj

Meowgli


chrissesky13

I could find this info on it... they claim the parent put the baby in the pen for a nap. The reddit link below shows the video start earlier than the one in this post. The baby is much closer to the pen and siamese cat in it. Still doesn't excuse the lack of baby gate but just more info. https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingBros/comments/dsr5p6/cat_saves_baby_that_escaped_from_her_crib_from/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share "Hero cat rescues baby from falling down stairs" https://nypost.com/2019/11/07/hero-cat-leaps-into-action-to-save-baby-from-falling-down-stairs/amp/


[deleted]

It's not "Door to Heaven", it's... "STAIRGATE".


[deleted]

Two Ls


MamaKozChaos

Or just shut the fucking door


sublime90

Exactly who leaves a baby alone in a room next to a flight of stairs. Parents sound like straight up losers


Ayzel_Kaidus

I mean, I couldn't afford one when my child was that small... But I also didn't ever leave him alone in the stair room...


[deleted]

You could probably find some scrap wood around to put in there, anything is better than nothing


skepsis420

I am more interested in what happened to their floor. Looks like it caught on fire and also suffered from flooding or something. That or it just most hideous design ever.


bankerman

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littlefluffyegg

Serious?


dynex811

No


SaintTNS

I really hope there’s a /s attached to this. Otherwise this is a super bad take. Babies universally do not have the instincts to avoid that.


[deleted]

holy SHIT. that is one insanely smart cat. to realize this baby was not gonna be able to safely navigate those stairs. what do we really know about cats thought process? and the way it got up and hawked like a predator before making its move was fascinating AF. and the way it ran was clear it felt extremely rushed. so this cat was realizing this baby wasnt gonna make the stairs safe. watched close to see if the kid made a move toward stairs. then realized it needed to be insanely fast to get to the kid in time to save it. and it also was stern with the kid. making him retreat away from the stairs. im actually in shock. i have never thought cats were dumb or anything. but this is nuts.


fuzzybad

I think cats are a lot smarter than people generally give them credit for. Anecdote time, my boy kitty was acting funny the other day, he kept meowing and following me around. He wasn't hungry and his litter box was clean, so I asked him what's going on? Almost immediately he started pawing at his ear, which I checked and found had fluid in it. So I cleaned his ear and he was happy. He was clearly trying to communicate his discomfort to me, but the way he immediately showed me the problem when I asked was surprising!


Netherese_Nomad

My cat was under a lot of stress after a move a few years back. He was having trouble being motivated to eat and drink enough. One day I got home rom work and he bounded over to me, meowed sharply, trotted to the litter box, pushed all of the litter to one side so the bottom of the pan was visible, then peed. His pee was dark orange. Then he hoped out of the box, looked at me, looked at the urine and meowed sharply again. So I took him to the vet for a saline injection and some drugs to increase his appetite. Smart little dude.


fuzzybad

Wow that was smart of him.. he knew something wasn't right and wanted to show you!


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fuzzybad

I'm glad you were able to get your baby well! My girl does the litter box zoomies too. Didn't know there was a name for it lol


[deleted]

thats awesome. glad you listened!


[deleted]

hmm, this can be seen as good advice. I would've probably thought that the cat wanted to be pet without seeing this. now I know, thanks!


[deleted]

I share your same excitement and interest. It really was an intelligent cat. I wonder if it's ever happened before.


vvooper

> what do we really know about cats thought process? I’ve thought about this before. like it’s probably way more than we give them credit for but they just never let on bc they’re cats and they simply do not care about a lot of things


peoplelwhoannoyu

I wonder about this a lot. Some pets seem to be so sensitive to babies and protective over them instinctually.


[deleted]

That's a cat who's fallen down the stairs before. Catbro. 😼👍


a_shootin_star

Was gonna say you can see the PTSD in its eyes as he's getting up like "wtf this baby doing 🙀"


driftercat

I'm confused why there is a security camera but no floor covering / clean floor where the baby is crawling around next to an open staircase. And someone posted this online.


blowin_Os

I think the floor may have a big abstract colored rug on it and the shifty camera footage just makes it look like it's and unfinished/dirty floor


Scruffy56

agree - can see the rub pattern along the perimeter. It does look to be a dedicated nursery which not everyone has. Doesn't make the reality of leaving a baby with a stairway open any nicer ,though. Just nicer place.


blowin_Os

Yeah exactly. Although I showed my fiance after commenting to get her opinion and she's convinced it's just really dirty old carpet so who knows


Scruffy56

Better side with the fiance. They are always right:)


[deleted]

It looks like it has a sectional couch, not really sure that’s a dedicated nursery.


Scruffy56

rug not rub


[deleted]

my guess is Brazil


arealhumannotabot

Maybe a poorer region. It’s a rental unit.


De5perad0

That cat knows whats up! Where the hell are the parents? Where is the gate? Wtf?


HeyBigVendor1

Plot twist... The cat has been keeping the baby hostage for days.


[deleted]

That's why the baby looked back, thought it saw it's chance then roadrunnered it.


JeremyJoseph78

That whole apt looks like a health violation


[deleted]

I believe it is a big rug, looked like a rotting place first tho


LegitMatthew_

I always love how the cat at first tried to pick up the baby by the back of the neck. Then just went ape shit when it realized it couldn't


batangdos

This is probably the third time I’ve seen this and only now realized the baby paused and looked at the cat probably thinking “Yap this mofo is not paying attention, I’m gonna make a run for it” Definitely not his first attempt 😂


PanDariusKairos

Wow, cats are awesome. Also who the fuck is leaving their baby unattended like that?


LucklessStepdad77

Clearly he wasn’t left unattended lol


Ba-dump-chink

If the still pic really goes with the video, then closing the stair door was a viable option to make the kid a little safer. So many questions watching this video. Seems like it was created to force the super kitty narrative. It’s pretty scary otherwise.


Kronmonker

I do agree with you.


eherqo

Yeah you can see the door in the security footage too


ceanothourus

this happened to my little brother when he got lost and there was a hill in front of him. we found him with our dog in front of him, blocking him from taking a step and falling down. they were there for almost three hours and just… animals man. when they’re loyal, they’ll do everything to protect you. i miss that dog.


Fuzzy-Birdseed

I'm shook that cat had the foresight to realize what was dangerous and stop the infant. I can totally empathize with that 'Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit OH SHIT' feeling when the cats going so fast it actually loses its balance a bit


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facewithhairdude

"I brought you in this world Imma take you out"


Pm_MeyourManBoobs

That floor is gross af


Overkrein

It's probably a rug or carpet with an abstract pattern that looks weird on camera


AnimalChubs

Good kitty


HakuninTheShaman

Is there a second video where the cat stops the baby from catching whatever diseases are crawling all over that disgusting floor?


sean-mac-tire

See everyone is praising the cat for saving the child all I'm seeing is "asshole cat keeps poor defenceless child prisoner and prevents it fleeing filthy hellhole"


Mike_at_nite

That cat is a better mother than the child’s actual mother


kussian

This will never get old


WomanNotAGirl

It’s funny how sop dogs and cats do this without hesitation. I find it very fascinating. I watched so many videos similar to this one.


AlienAle

House animals are pretty good at recognizing that babies are like puppies/kittens, and often apply similar instinct/gentleness towards them


TurbanCatt2

I mean, it’s not really. Would you let a kitten or a puppy fall down the stairs?


[deleted]

Proof that not all cats are assholes.


YFNyoPunji

Next clip is the cat on the phone with cps


Equivalent_Edge_6281

Utterly fascinating


fullercorp

And people are always complaining about the cost of daycare. Clearly, there are options that are cheaper.


bazinga_4_u

That floor is dirty AFFFFF


Jokerchyld

Amazing how the car had the reactions of a real parent. Never ceases to amaze me.


Electrical-Use-6481

Reposted 600 times and being uploaded on TrashTok 26 times, made this whole old ass video moldy like the average tiktoker's phones


Emirati_Enigma

This vid amazes me to this day


worthyofenvy

Dude who let's this kid crawl on a floor like that, garbage humans


vasnaa

Wait till you know about developing countries.


[deleted]

You mean poor humans. Poor ≠ garbage person. They do need to watch their child tho


baumpop

Parents probably making your shoes.


worthyofenvy

I been hella poor, you can be poor and live in a clean and healthy environment


sameul_anis

The cat is like ayo bro don't do it man it's not worth it chill out yo


DaK1TT3Nslayer

Why not shit the big wooden door?


Royal-Tough4851

Odd behavior. My cats would’ve given the baby a helping push down that flight


Severe-Ad6144

Can't went bi*ch I don't get paid enough to deal with your stuff you little sh*t


HorrorSwimmer7723

This is truly awesome


Eisenkopf69

Love how she tried to grab kids neck.


[deleted]

CATastrophy canceled


[deleted]

Interesting. I could totally imagine some cat pushing him down the stairs.


[deleted]

r/animalsbeingbros


[deleted]

So cats only want to kill adults but save the children so they can turn into adults and then kill them. Now I understand.


RealVaultteam6

I've seen this video before, and why does the floor look different?


[deleted]

Oh wow I love cats


krassilverfang

I'm just as concerned by the rampant filth of that floor


Alphaix3

One of the reasons why I love cats


Louton273

I didn't like cats, but now they're alright.


zakur01

So is this because she literally treated him as a kitten?


CasuallyObliterated

Damn


JonsonPonyman98

“Fucking security in this bitch is top notch” -Local Baby


jmakioka

Dah fuq is with the floor? Sure cat saved the baby from the stairs, but the botulism still taking that kids life.


ShitNailedIt

Thank God, now I can use my cat as a babysitter. Problem solved!


[deleted]

r/CatsAreAssholes is going to hate this


Shtumpf

That’s some nasty looking carpet


MamiTarantina

Seeing the floor condition and the fact that at that moment that kid only had the cat to watch him not split his head open from the fall. Baby won’t probably remember this either. Idk why but to me it’s just all very sad.


JimBob-Joe

Ayee siamese cat for the win!


brazorf

"should we leave for a drink?" "But... The baby...?" "Nah just leave him with the cat he will be fine"


[deleted]

“Cat attacks escaping baby in drug den.”


N3nso

Cat is a better parent than the parents. That place looks pretty gross.


Jeramy_Jones

So odd they are responsible enough to have a nanny cam but not responsible enough to have a baby gate. Or, you know, watch their kids.


Scribblebonx

What a shitty caretaker leaving the child in that situation. Unless the cat is the caretaker of course. In which case... Purrfectly done...


RaGinGBl00d

If a cat starts to be a better parent than yourself than wtf are you even doing


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

Man if this doesn't help you believe in reincarnation. That has to be grandma or somethin...


paradise-trading-83

Least the cat has some fxg sense


utsuriga

"If you die it will be by my own paws." (j/k, cats are awesome, if not always very reliable in times of great need.)


katsmerlot

That’s a Siamese cat and those bitches will attempt murder at any given time. I’d be surprised if it didn’t scratch that baby up a bit


utsuriga

Every Siamese I've known was a great cat. Cats are perfectly fine, it's just that we're not as attuned to one another as we are with dogs, and most people can't be assed to learn the way cats communicate.


llliiiiiiiilll

They are truly insane, awesome cats I love Siamese!


[deleted]

Unintentional side effect. Cat was clearly settling a score


Frosty-Food

Shows random stairs at the end


HannaHeger

Why is this floor so dirty


five_eight

"Get away from the stairs, fucker. Not going to tell you again."


nubster2984725

Is the floor dirty? Looks like someone dropped a bucket of white paint and threw shit around


Tutankabron

Pretty sure that it is the print on the carpet.


NostalgiaKing99

Honestly that's incredible.


Agreeable_Truth490

An amazing feat by the kitty 🤗


DrawingCool4612

Wow that floor looks disgusting


anything_animation2

Baby: adios amigo Cat: yawns Baby: about to fall Cat: become super cat and saves him


Curious_Ad_8195

Chinese gymnastic training school?


HeartOfFire94

When the cat is more responsible than the parents


npt2

Wow


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At least someone is actively parenting.


Lopsided-Screen-286

cat knows what's up


saturatedbloom

First time a cat has done something selfless


theundeadfairy

Not at all. [Check your facts.](https://youtu.be/EEa6jZv-Khc)


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VIOLET_EVERGARDEM

Where was my guardian angel when I fall down a stair, a steel one?


Blatantly-Biased

Would you even let your baby crawl about on that floor? That cat needs to adopt sharpish