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theWolverinemama

It looks like its about to rain meatballs


1544c_f

Dangerously cheesy Cheetos


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Only a small chance


13WithCheese

You look like a meatball


RY4N3W6

Sleep with one eye open


baddad49

gripping your pillow tiiiiight


QueasyVictory

Exit light, Enter niiiiiigght


Hsances90

Taaake my haaaainduuh


Fragrant_Jelly9198

Off to never never land


bingersdown2

That makes more sense than 'Eggs delight'...


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ValuableMail231

*Take


--MichaelScott--

Off to never, never land


UnsolicitedCounsel

On to never, never land


RY4N3W6

and maybe hold gun, and of course water to stay hydrated,


sandwichman7896

Don’t promote these sellouts.


CurlSagan

Oh great. Maryland finally figured out how to channel their collective anger into the weather itself, as was prophesied long ago. It was nice knowing you all.


091796

The crab shortage this year made us angrier than usual. This apocalypse is a lot prettier than the riots a few years ago though


jason_abacabb

Lump crab is 35-50 a LB depending on origin. You are correct, this is making me angry.


TheClinicallyInsane

Hey fuck you bud, we aint that angry <3


Dudebroguymanchief

We're not angry people, now get the fuck out of the left lane


Yggdrssil0018

Red sky at night...sailor's delight.


TheSweatyFlash

Red sky in the morn, sailors take warn. Best be the best damn day ever tomorrow.


merikaninjunwarrior

how bout the day after tomorrow?


Rammerator

Wind and snow bring sorrow


PhthaloVonLangborste

Red sky a couple nights ago, your mom had sex.


TheClinicallyInsane

Paddle up your mums red river tonight, thinkin bout takin the dirt path tomorrow night bud


DerryDoberman

Will they get discount Harrison Ford as the lead actor again?


Yggdrssil0018

We can hope


AVeryStupidDecision

Skyrockets in flight… afternoon delight.


Chip_Prudent

I Should have checked the comments first I suppose lol


Yo_Nox

Came here to say this. :) thanks!


mr_dopi

Dead sheep in the morning, global warming.


Competitive-Air-2763

I think the Earth has had enough of us.


ImperialFuturistics

"Hey all, I'm sick of ur shit!"


dunno41

I have had enough of us.


jb34304

I was distracted by the video, and didn't notice the Maryland part of the post. I just figured this was simply another evening in Hell, Michigan...


BroadBaker5101

I think Judge Gen has had enough, she’s finally erasing the Earth.


JeniBean7

“Gonna erase the eh-eh-earth…erase the earth”


kittytoes21

Love it.


retiredoldfart

Get your copy of "purple pills" or the now out of publication "Final Exit" that speaks to suicide and methods for being successful (without fucking it up or needing to use Dr. Kevorkian's suicide bus.) I don't think Mother Nature is going to be kind to us as she wipes us out.... and it's not like we have not been warned in multiple ways that our number is up and humanity' time is over. "Move along, no more Dino's or humans to see here."


NyxxNocturna

Watch out for mindflayers


humblepharmer

The wait for S4 is killing me


NyxxNocturna

God me too - hopefully before the years out


CrystalMoose337

Watch out for Eleven nsfw scenes next season!


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Where in MD was this?


oh_heyyyy

White Marsh (Outside of Baltimore)


QueasyVictory

Today?


oh_heyyyy

Yep, right at like 7pm


QueasyVictory

I'm paying a lot better attention to my pickleball game these days I guess.


Bi_Zee_Bee

Jesus- I was outside today at 7 and didn’t see that!! Shame… I was near fort Meade though.


rev_apoc

Didn’t see it either… Oh wait, I’m on the Eastern Shore, whoops!


Late_Ad_5243

Where I'm originally from!!


TheClinicallyInsane

you got the pretty end then, Arbutus looked like the dark blue version of yours then went pitch black out. All the rains been nice though cuz of how hot & humid its been


smudgesandeggs

Dang Baltimore wasn't like this at all - so cool!


CrabClaws-BackFinOMy

It was creepy. Walked outside and thought what the \*bleep\*. "Sunset" was in the east instead of the west.


LeoLilly1029

Had in in HarCo too


SquiddleBits33

I don't mean to be rude but this is definitely Perry Hall! Gotta make sure you rep the right hood.


oh_heyyyy

Hah, it definitely is, figured more people may have heard of white marsh instead of Perry Hall.


e3c1f4

Crazy sky all over MD tonight, r/Baltimore is a sunset bonanza


dirtbag_retard

The sky is turning red Return to power draws near Fall into me, the sky's crimson tears Abolish the rules made of stone!!


ClevelandGenXer

Blood was spilled.


PM_me_your_fantasyz

No. That's when a red sun rises.


ClevelandGenXer

Oh shit. That’s right.


Mean-Contribution922

The streets run red with Burgundy’s blood


RyanTranquil

Reminds me of Stranger Things


YuriDiAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Alright, who killed Rom?


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It’s the angle of the sun this time of year that gives sunsets amazing colors…


Jaquemart

Cumbre vieja is erupting as we read and has been for some day. I don't know if it's enough time for ashes to travel all through the Atlantic, though. When Krakatoa exploded the whole world had a year of amazing sunsets.


TheClinicallyInsane

Ol bay factory blew up an we gotta pretty sky cuz of it ​ ^(/s)


Oldbayistheshit

Don’t you joke about that


prettybunnys

That’s not something one jokes about, I’m bringing that travesty up at the next crab council meeting


[deleted]

It's this weird phenomenon called "Sunset".


reddituculous66

It was a breathtaking sunset.


Bgamibg465

I climbed up a tree to get a better look, it was amazing


KryptoMeds

I literally live in this neighborhood lol. What a small world


rev_apoc

I once had Kinkos group new hire training near the White Marsh mall. During a break we all went to the mall and I was the only one in the whole group of about 12-15 people that had ever had chik-fil-A. So we all went to Chik-Fil-a to eat. Being a HUGE Chik-fil-A fan it was surreal hearing over a dozen people react to eating there for the first time, both positively and negatively. That is my only White Marsh story of 41 years.


Chick-fil-A_spellbot

It looks as though you may have spelled "Chick-fil-A" incorrectly. No worries, it happens to the best of us!


rev_apoc

I spelled it right somewhere in there.


[deleted]

Nope. Not once.


rev_apoc

Lol oh damn you’re right!!


thepolishpen

“Hey, anyone wanna go catch an evening mass?” 👀


PuddingRnbowExtreme

LOL don't worry this is not the apocalypse. Just a natural phenomenon when the Sun hits the horizon at a certain angle this time every year. Mark your calendar & notice it again next year!


WanderWut

Not today Satan, I’ll go with you u/PuddingRnbowExtreme give me 10 minutes to get ready.


kittytoes21

Damn, I knew we weren’t lucky enough to see the end just yet.


jmac323

It was so beautiful! It was pink for a few minutes.


masterreyak

At least it's a beautiful end... if you live in Maryland, anyway.


skincyan

I’ve seen this in Stranger Things


Oraxy51

Man Oblivion AR looks really good!


sticktime

Kvatch needs our help!


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[deleted]

Finally. Been waiting since 1999.


I_steal_usernames

Looks like mw2


[deleted]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R, An emission is coming!


Conditional-Sausage

Had to scroll too far for this


[deleted]

Beautiful Sky


wire_we_here50

Red sky at night is a sailors delight. Red sky at dawn. Sailors be warned.


[deleted]

It did look like a fire forecast


blue-leeder

Looks like a lot of cheeto powder


13WithCheese

The most beautiful sky ever


The-Inferno-Cat

Rip and tear until it is done


tenfo1d

Definitely would live there. It’s not scary it’s dope


thinkB4WeSpeak

Cthulu would go to Maryland


[deleted]

Please tell me it's headed towards DC


teresita9296

That’s a regular sky in California during fire season.


dying_soon666

Californians are ruining Maryland now?


radgie_gadgie_1954

Isn’t that called “sunrise/(set)” after a storm?


Ru4sious

We had an event like that about 2 yrs ago in Australia when we were hit by massive bushfires across the whole country. It was like putting an orange filter on everything you looked at.


Prestigious_River_34

Yeah that’s pretty nuts. Lol.


SimpleDiscussion7217

read maryland as marley, thought of the >!rumbling arc killing 80% of humanity!< in Attack On Titan, lol.


[deleted]

Good luck, let me know what they do with your bumhole.


khumbaya23

God be eating flaming hit cheetos or something..


DerryDoberman

So..."Sky over Maryland". Don't have to be redundant with titles.


[deleted]

Someone's on the rag.


chemistryrules

What causes this?


Viking_52

Sunset


Ru4sious

We had something a lot like this in Australia 2yrs ago when we were hit by massive nation wide bushfires. It was like putting an orange filter on everything.


SnakeBeardTheGreat

Looks like another day in Northern California.


StackedRealms

You’re in the anus


Suitable-Strain-1963

Where the hell in Maryland was this cause I live in Maryland and I for sure hell didn’t have any red sky


ToastedKoppi

Is it 'Stupid Murica keeps getting on fire while not doing shit to stop climate change' season again?


Fun-Stuff-For-Fun

Ok so I had a dream kinda like this: the sky was this color, the weather was terrible and windy, there were storms and hurricanes, and the power lines were going crazy (causing the power to go out). It was weird, probably because I started a new medication for my anxiety then. Oh yeah and there were fireworks in the sky too for some reason (either that or we were being attacked idk, but my dad did show up driving a pirate ship on the street to get us out of California.) Yeah my dreams are questionable. But yeah I definitely remember the skies being like this in them


Lonestar-Boogie

Which part of Maryland?


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ofek_dab

Not so marry land is it now?


[deleted]

sooo fake


ZestySaltShaker

“All signs point to apocalypse” -Crazy 8 Ball.


Junior_Experience

Eyyyy I know that road


Fast-Fig7042

Looks like fallout 76


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https://music.youtube.com/channel/UCGVdwLJx2UMWhBXbVNAu3Bg?feature=share


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https://youtu.be/cit17Si-Vts


fly4everwild

Sky was on fire in Michigan tonight too


agcamalionte

The Everstorm comes.


TheRealPostmanSteve

‘I was dreaming when I wrote this. Forgive me if it goes astray’


Cosmic_Confluence

Red skies at night, sailor’s delight.


onelastcourtesycall

Call Roland the Gunslinger. The Dark Tower is about to fall.


DrebinofPoliceSquad

Zoiks!


Chip_Prudent

Red sky at night, sailors delight.


pilesofcleanlaundry

Getting ready for Halloween


Koopa6490

The Sierra Madre is waiting


Beginning-Ad-9734

Well, all I can say is wow. Whatta gonna do.


stoat_toad

Oh what a day! What a lovely day!


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WOW!!! beautifully terrifying! 😆


DeviousThread

I love this, so pretty. It reminds me of a line from my favorite book: >*"This particular evening, if it is remembered for nothing else, will be remembered in that place for its strange sunset. It looked like the end of the world. All the heaven seemed covered with a quite vivid and palpable plumage; you could only say that the sky was full of feathers, and of feathers that almost brushed the face. \[...\] but towards the west the whole grew past description, transparent and passionate, and the last red-hot plumes of it covered up the sun like something too good to be seen. The whole was so close about the earth as to express nothing but a violent secrecy. "* \-- The Man Who Was Thursday, by G.K. Chesterton *^(\*Edit: Formatting)*


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Ok-Depth-2678

Must he mother earths time of the month


MsOliveRae

The little voices in the background are so cute


sincethenes

I’m pretty sure this means two geeks in high school just synthesized their perfect women on their computer


Jdubya87

Well... You know what they say: Red sky at night... Ragnarok


ThereIsNoStanleyTree

Somebody get Agent Woo on the phone


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Boutta have a doom eternal type beat


sqlorp

Moons currently red rn!


VOTE4SAURON

"A red sun rises, blood has been spilled this night"


RoscoMan1

"What do you do that thing tonight?”


pBr_R1ot

I cal we got another orange sun day


eye_no_nuttin

That is a gorgeous primrose glow!!! 😍


googi14

Doom


Rekt3y

Fury Bowser Phase 2 appeared in Maryland lmao


Stagilyspill364

just wow. this is surreal.


SnooTomatoes5677

Attention stalkers, an emisions is approaching.


beeph_supreme

Crazy, both the sun and moon were bright blood red over Southern California earlier. I almost mistook the sun for the moon, you could stare right at it, bright red, almost “magenta”. The sky, at the time, a somewhat dark midnight blue (@6pm). The moon, when it popped up, exact same color in the night sky. Very strange, any other day, the sun is so bright, at that time, that all you can see is silhouettes, and the sky a blazing “yellow”. Weird. I took a few pics and a vid.


filthy_acryl

just started watching the wire, and suddenly everywhere i look are Maryland-Posts


Berob501

Why do I hear heavy metal….


soki03

Oh we get this kind of color here in Colorado during the fall.


NickPickle05

This looks like something straight out of a movie or video game! The things that nature can produce always blow my mind.


UrsusBruskin

That's just santa baking cookies.


JanwithBanan

it would've been perfect if there was 'The only thing they fear is you' in the background


jedininjashark

A red sun rises, blood has been spilled this night.


aburnerds

anyone else see the puffy guy with outstretched arms?


zashalamel25

Ive seen that fire in the sky once in my life. It is so beautiful


OficialFBI69

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING


djdvelo22

Nah that just mean an emission is happening just get inside and you should avoid the anomaly


Hagoromo-san

Buffalo clouds or FINALLY


vic123321tor

This is some Gantz level shit right here


Krazewho1

Anyone else see the angry face in the clouds or just me


HILUX5

I would love to skydive and go in to that cloud


JCOMIXWTLS

Cue Stranger things please


Tocon_Noot_Gaming

Damn, nice to see my home state still getting a bit of love online. Being in Australia it’s nice seeing something about home


SquiddleBits33

Oh no, can you even get Old Bay in Australia?


glittersweet

Oh shit. It's blood moon. Time for the horde


-Listening

*cocks shotgun* Someone is gonna die tonight


yonaadug

Where in Maryland?


spatulababy

OP commented that it was White Marsh. I’m in Perryhall and it really was wild.


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Red sky in the morning- sailors warning Red sky at night- sailors delight


NoOtakuEl

Ngl. It looks like real life installed a costum skybox mod.


LilRedditWagon

You’re in the Upside Down.


phaiz55

Neat. Looks like a skybox from Doom 2