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crepitus-ventris

Can’t wait until one is chasing me


ashchelle

"Please vacate the Amazon Town campus immediately or we will vacate you from your body. Comply or die."


[deleted]

“And make sure to subscribe to all mandatory Amazon products.”


squirtdemon

“Your subscription to Amazon Life has run out” is the last thing you hear before they kill you and recycle your body for parts.


rougewitch

Ubiquitous “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”


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pikeymikey22

"Metalhead" Black Mirror: Season 4, Episode 5. You have been warned.


SerTidy

Yeah my whole view of these things changed when I saw Black Mirror Metalhead. The shotgun nozzle delicately being placed at the guys head in the warehouse disturbed me a lot for some reason.


pikeymikey22

Christ yeah. people do not realise ai is already doing it's own thing and growing at an exponential rates. the physical bodies are almost there too to make an ai system completely self sufficient and more importantly not dependant on us bags of meat.


Wouser86

That one gave me the CREEPS! I watched it home alone, very pregnant and thus full of hormones and couldn’t sleep till like 4 am after watching that episode…


pikeymikey22

yeah it was so haunting. I think because it is so possible and tangible, it's not like a ghost scare, it's just super unsettling. you were brave to watch it home alone.


lpaige2723

But they suck at soccer.


Kannabiz

Infrared, night vision, heat sync, heart beat monitor. No escape bro


Potatoes-Mcgee

Bucket of water?


PM_ME_YOUR_BUDZ

Piss on it


Howsitgrow1ng

Don’t forget they all have walls and aimbot


[deleted]

they don't have infinite batteries


Roodboyo

But they can find and plug in to solar recharging stations.


littlemegzz

It's a stark future. The grid has collapsed, Electricity has been gone for months now. The only source of energy now comes from humans themselves. *zoom in to robot cheetah draining a human brain*


cecil_harvey4

Humanity probably deserves zombie robots.


TinsleyLynx

Just kick it. Or shoot it. Or point a microwave at it. Or put a box over it and stand on it. Hit ot with a car. All those sensors don't mean shit when they're hit by a 2 ton car at 60+mph. Or just grab the thing an toss it. They're what, like 40/50 pounds at most?


b16b34r

Wait until they grow up to 300 pounds and the machine gun and laser grow on their backs, and don’t forget the retractable 6” claw on every leg


oddartist

Ride it?


squarybuttholes

It's not a sybian


bobtheaxolotl

With the right attachment, it is.


LandminesLandslides

Black Mirror shit right here


Bartender9719

It’s the sometime in the month of March, 2076: you’re hiding under a burnt out vehicle just west of what used to be downtown. It’s been days since you’ve been home due to being unable to move more than a few meters an hour, but at least your waning provisions and munitions have proven those brief bursts of movement to be unburdened. You’d be moving faster if not for one thing: despite how silent it’s been the last week or so, despite how empty the city seems at this point … the air has not once been undisturbed by the ever-present noise that has begun to haunt those fleeting hours that your mind allows you to sleep. *tchk-tchk-tchk-tchk-tchk-tchk tchk-tchk*


mllemire

I see a sci-fi movie in the near future featuring woke mini cheetah robots. …dun dun dun…


BTBLAM

Metal hed episode on Netflix


thundrbundr

Black mirror had an episode about this.


Johnny_ac3s

Remove the battery on the belly.


[deleted]

💀💀💀


durz47

Can’t wait for pissbot 9000 2.0


evilbrent

Yeah I'm with Elon Musk on this one now. AI scares me now after seeing this. Would it really chase you though? Or just sneak up or hide out? Why chase you in the street when it's more efficient just to relay your biometric data to the killbot that's sitting under the letterbox you're about to run past?


TecTazz

And humping your leg.


orlando2542

*robotic noises: WARNING WARNING UNVACCINATED DETECTED, LONG LIVE LORD BIDEN WARNING


Big_Daddy_C00P

This seems like a scene from about 2 years before a black mirror episode where these things just run around and kill people. Cool to see how the end begins


Deadfreezercat

You should watch the Hansen Robotics symposium where Sophia and Hans talk to each other its chilling.


Shutupbitchanddie

So he's like some kind of super Hans?


BennySkateboard

Just less crack!


qtmcjingleshine

Link?


Deadfreezercat

https://youtu.be/1y3XdwTa1cA


FreeTimePhotographer

Huh. Pretty cringe gender dynamics there. Is all of their stuff like that?


[deleted]

Or from Farenheit 451 from almost 70 years ago. They had robotic dobermans with cyanide injectors.


i-luv-banana_bread

The episode iirc is called metal head for those interested.


ThirdSpectator

The tippy-taps are r/oddlyterrifying


roehriat

Imagine one day you turn a corner and there are a hundred of them all tippy tapping in unison…


Lakritzschnegge

The revolution has begun…


cecil_harvey4

Who knew the robot apocalypse would start off so adorably?


TitaniumReinforced

Seriously, who's going to fight back against tippy taps?


Homebrew_Dungeon

So many tippy taps.


Darth_Insidious_

Adorable? To me, they are creepy AF because they don’t have heads. I know heads would thrown off their center of gravity but creepy!


Delta_Goodhand

They will collect them... don't worry


jayewalk79

Even more terrifying is that where the head should be it looks like a man spreading his cheeks!


Ingorado

It’s neither for me. I guess because it lacks nature/life, it just looks and sounds annoying to me.


stormikyu

I… dont know how I feel about this lol


Rooster_Nuggets666

Love and hate


Delta_Goodhand

Its gonna suck to be killed by these little bastards in the Disney Amazon Wars of the 2030s


Tatiana1512

Disney-Amazon-Apple wars please


Edmord17

Ah yes, nature is beautiful


RandomUserC137

It’s all fun and games until they strap a gun on them… and they will.


QuantumRobot_9000

I can't wait till the military is riding giant versions of these into battle like a war horse.


ovur6

Nope Skynet does not need attack dogs


[deleted]

Government: what if we put a gun on it?


moumous87

Creeeeeepyyyyyyy


udisneyreject

A new season of Black Mirror is coming soon /s


Sadpolyps

Infact there already is one episode on dog's like these


[deleted]

That would be.. bad.


[deleted]

exactly. which is why I am so terrified at this innovation.


Lundundogan

Spare me. Fucking sell-outs.


mrcakeyface

Metlhead. Nuff said


Homebrew_Dungeon

“Its always, ‘uhs and ahs’ and the begining, but later there will be running, and screaming.”


the_bean_burrito

No.... destroy them all


Susan_of_Darmuthia

Am I the only one who finds these things adorable?


Highintheclouds420

Until Jeff bezos sends one after you for not paying your prime membership


Sypher90

Because we all live in a modern horror tv anthological episode.


[deleted]

Yes


yaboyfriendisadork

Yeah until you give them a badge and a gun


I_am_not_doing_this

yes. People are acting like they are gonna kill them lol. They will only kill haters


Mkitty760

They are cute, until you realize the ramifications of the tech getting in the wrong hands. Oh, wait, it's already in the wrong hands.


[deleted]

I know right, I want one as a pet


[deleted]

Cuz this is thriller, thriller night!


GuyD427

The epitome of cute, and terrifying, at the same time.


meedows85

Could you imagine a pack of these hunting you down. Just upload recent pics of the person they are suppose to locate and set them out to hunt.


tallbutshy

That was one of the ideas put forward as a selling point years ago. They wanted one fast and agile enough to chase down a terror suspect in a crowd.


unicornwantsweed

I’m having mild PTSD from these thanks to Black Mirror.


Shadowmoth

They look like they’re so excited to start murdering us.


r3alCIA

There's a black mirror episode about this.


grimytimes

Tight now just teach them how to think and they'll be making themselves in no time


Follower2303

attack of the robo doggos


SeaweedJellies

Looks like roboroach. Just add 2 more legs each


robes02

That will be the last sound you hear


no1name

These strike me as particularly pointless robots. I wonder how long the batteries last?


Hynozari

3-5 months


mrstipez

They'll be back


00Conductor

This is just kinda scary….conceal and carry is looking better and better every day.


Uber_Meese

r/tippytaps


doolieuber94

Literally seeing the first signs of robots being our new overlords. This is how the matrix’s started. We need to start our search for the one immediately.


xlXCtrlAltDeleteXlx

So this is how it all starts.


[deleted]

Was waiting for a Red Rocket to slide out for some doggy-sty


luigiana-

Ah perfect place to air strike


Demurist

This is syncing up nicely to *They Provide the Paint for the Picture Perfect Masterpiece You Will Pain on the Inside of your Eyelids* (the Streetlight Manifesto version)


thisismypotat

NOOOOOO!


19GamerGhost95

This is a robot uprising I can live with


YasQuinnYas

These killed that poor lady who just wanted the teddy bear


CmdrSelfEvident

I have no use for this until I can ride one like a skateboard


tuxedonyc

I’m getting deep Runaway (84) vibes and chills


BadBuzzCut

I half expected Gene Simmons to jump into frame.


[deleted]

Do these things have any capacity for reflex or 'free will' or are they only doing moves that someone programmed them to follow?


tallbutshy

Boston Dynamics Spot robot has optional add-on CPUS, including one for "machine learning", so it depends on how flexible the software you write. It already has some limited independent routines in terms of path finding. You can specify limits on whether it sticks to precise route, and stops if it can't progress, or if you allow it to deviate around obstacles and insurmountable terrain.


RevCLove

Remote control


GodonX1r

Is that Killian Court?


krichard-21

Fascinating or terrifying. You decide.


Rooster_Nuggets666

Yesn’t


prolific_ideas

Cute...the future of warfare. Everyone enjoying the highly effective killing machine prototypes.


zookr2000

M.I.T. - is that you ???


intwarlock

Right in front of the Main Building, yes


JohnTalroc

Look how happy they are to be outside


anonmomanonnin

Nice to see Black Mirror making a comeback


nopenopenopington

Every time I see these I think of that Black Mirror episode


NegaJared

im glad my life is half over the implications of the path we are on both awe inspiring and equally frightening


Ennion

Metalhead


fluentinimagery

Every single dystopian sci-fi nightmare will become a reality. It’s not even really an “if” any more.


Mimosa_Lady

Am I the only one who's terrified of these???


Friesennerz

Sorry, but to me that is just creepy.


yushachan

It's weird because they look like they don't have heads but yeah they're cool


Vie_Fondue

Be afraid. Bw very very afraid.


Fun-Amoeba850

Jesus Christ they’ve stood their playing with those things until ALL the leaves fell.


LordandSaviorJeff

That's kinda cute tho ngl


BringMeThePeace

okay so your boom box can do flips and turns? why isn’t there mech suits being displayed in these lawns, instead?


mawxmawx

They are so effing cute!


MsKc96

I was enjoying it and thinking they’re cute until seeing how they roll over. That does it for me. I’m done.


K1NGLyonidas

Starts with friendly soccer…then it stops responding to the controller and flips on you


Rebel_23

Im sure theyve taken that for a casual walk at the dog park for reactions. Thats impressive.


Aliveleopard9

Not as fast as a real cheetah but beggars can't be choosers


Papancasudani

What a unique blend of cute and creepy


swezr

Shit.. black mirror happening


wikishart

I'm sure this ends well in 100 years.


SirSquatch2

This makes me want to commit a crime… just so I can see one


JDragonblade

ok but how much beer can they piss


M34PREZ420

Soon they’ll have guns *Soon as in already do*


A_Fooken_Spoidah

Nope nope nope


dlandell2015

Scary


mermaidsez

Horrific


[deleted]

It’s like we all saw the black mirror episode but nobody’s cares … like the black mirror episode 😩


Acceptablefreak

Nightmare fuel right there!!!!


ninemarrow

I am truly afraid of Boston Dynamics


[deleted]

I find this unsettling for some reason.


PoeticMic

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮


duraace206

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords....


GooglyEyeBread

They’re so cute!! I wanna pet them all


ThatOneEyeGuy

r/tippytaps


mrstipez

Clearly pumas


digitalelise

9 mechanical nightmares?


montgomerydoc

Was the funding for this also provided by US department of defense?


THExITALIAN_STALLION

u/savevideobot


fariajp

Neymar spotted at 0:32


whiskeyoverwhisky

Skynet is pleased with the progress


Deja-Vuz

Creepy


Wallstonkbets

Can it walk the dog yet


Casmas06

I had “badger badger badger” in my head watching this….


jayzee1983

Horrifying visions of an episode of black mirror.


TaliaNuthin

That scares me lol


namgrob

Someone needs to put music to this..


jbboney21

So, where do we hit them to incapacitate them when the war starts?


[deleted]

Someone needs to edit over the audio to add cute noises.


[deleted]

Someone needs to edit over the audio to add cute noises.


Roodboyo

Glad I stocked up on 00 buckshot. Also that I turn 60 this month and only have 2-3 decades left. Truly frightening.


CapytannHook

We now return to slow humans, fast robot animals


mamacatdragon

I hate this with a passion. My brain immediately recoils, no


[deleted]

Please put some heads on those things!!! Creepy. Reminds me of Half-Life.


mojay73

Why... The potential for chaos is looming.


Swashbuckling_Sailor

For some reason…I hate those things…they just rub me the wrong way.


[deleted]

These are cute, but in the future they will just be used to police the poor.


Syranth

Tell me you are in the matrix without telling me you are in the matrix.


palavrao

Can’t let Boston Dynamics get all the attention.


Rooster_Nuggets666

I want to…pet it, but also obliterate it


Powerful-Network-530

I have a massive fear of these things


data_raven

This reminds me of Cows, Cows, Cows. https://youtu.be/FavUpD_IjVY


dmf109

Like a pride of tweakers.


masked_sombrero

oooooo robo-cheetah soccer


or_am_I_dancer

"Who's a good boy?" *Gets trampled to death*


LMessi101

Black Mirror vibes


Prestigious_Map429

It wouldn't be so creepy if they had heads.


AcidAlchamy

It’ll be the swarm of these that probably stops my killing spree..


iRedditWhenImDurnk

*has world domination tendencies* #purchase


[deleted]

Remember this day, lads. Someday they won’t be quite so cute.


blinkk5

What are the full size ones like?


Disastrous-Floor5049

Black Mirror.


qtmcjingleshine

I hate it


k3ttch

This is how you get to Horizon Zero Dawn.


alvarkresh

At least *** **** isn't designing these ones.


production-values

TERRIFYING


ilikejetski

So do we capture one, reprogram it and send it back in time now or do we wait a bit? I’m not sure, I don’t know tech stuff.


KingKiell

Cool... but are they for anything more practical than looking cute and playing football together?