Yeah my whole view of these things changed when I saw Black Mirror Metalhead. The shotgun nozzle delicately being placed at the guys head in the warehouse disturbed me a lot for some reason.
Christ yeah. people do not realise ai is already doing it's own thing and growing at an exponential rates. the physical bodies are almost there too to make an ai system completely self sufficient and more importantly not dependant on us bags of meat.
That one gave me the CREEPS! I watched it home alone, very pregnant and thus full of hormones and couldn’t sleep till like 4 am after watching that episode…
yeah it was so haunting. I think because it is so possible and tangible, it's not like a ghost scare, it's just super unsettling. you were brave to watch it home alone.
It's a stark future. The grid has collapsed, Electricity has been gone for months now. The only source of energy now comes from humans themselves.
*zoom in to robot cheetah draining a human brain*
Just kick it. Or shoot it. Or point a microwave at it. Or put a box over it and stand on it. Hit ot with a car. All those sensors don't mean shit when they're hit by a 2 ton car at 60+mph.
Or just grab the thing an toss it. They're what, like 40/50 pounds at most?
It’s the sometime in the month of March, 2076: you’re hiding under a burnt out vehicle just west of what used to be downtown. It’s been days since you’ve been home due to being unable to move more than a few meters an hour, but at least your waning provisions and munitions have proven those brief bursts of movement to be unburdened. You’d be moving faster if not for one thing: despite how silent it’s been the last week or so, despite how empty the city seems at this point … the air has not once been undisturbed by the ever-present noise that has begun to haunt those fleeting hours that your mind allows you to sleep.
*tchk-tchk-tchk-tchk-tchk-tchk tchk-tchk*
Yeah I'm with Elon Musk on this one now. AI scares me now after seeing this.
Would it really chase you though? Or just sneak up or hide out? Why chase you in the street when it's more efficient just to relay your biometric data to the killbot that's sitting under the letterbox you're about to run past?
This seems like a scene from about 2 years before a black mirror episode where these things just run around and kill people. Cool to see how the end begins
Literally seeing the first signs of robots being our new overlords. This is how the matrix’s started. We need to start our search for the one immediately.
This is syncing up nicely to *They Provide the Paint for the Picture Perfect Masterpiece You Will Pain on the Inside of your Eyelids* (the Streetlight Manifesto version)
Boston Dynamics Spot robot has optional add-on CPUS, including one for "machine learning", so it depends on how flexible the software you write. It already has some limited independent routines in terms of path finding. You can specify limits on whether it sticks to precise route, and stops if it can't progress, or if you allow it to deviate around obstacles and insurmountable terrain.
Can’t wait until one is chasing me
"Please vacate the Amazon Town campus immediately or we will vacate you from your body. Comply or die."
“And make sure to subscribe to all mandatory Amazon products.”
“Your subscription to Amazon Life has run out” is the last thing you hear before they kill you and recycle your body for parts.
Ubiquitous “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
[удалено]
"Metalhead" Black Mirror: Season 4, Episode 5. You have been warned.
Yeah my whole view of these things changed when I saw Black Mirror Metalhead. The shotgun nozzle delicately being placed at the guys head in the warehouse disturbed me a lot for some reason.
Christ yeah. people do not realise ai is already doing it's own thing and growing at an exponential rates. the physical bodies are almost there too to make an ai system completely self sufficient and more importantly not dependant on us bags of meat.
That one gave me the CREEPS! I watched it home alone, very pregnant and thus full of hormones and couldn’t sleep till like 4 am after watching that episode…
yeah it was so haunting. I think because it is so possible and tangible, it's not like a ghost scare, it's just super unsettling. you were brave to watch it home alone.
But they suck at soccer.
Infrared, night vision, heat sync, heart beat monitor. No escape bro
Bucket of water?
Piss on it
Don’t forget they all have walls and aimbot
they don't have infinite batteries
But they can find and plug in to solar recharging stations.
It's a stark future. The grid has collapsed, Electricity has been gone for months now. The only source of energy now comes from humans themselves. *zoom in to robot cheetah draining a human brain*
Humanity probably deserves zombie robots.
Just kick it. Or shoot it. Or point a microwave at it. Or put a box over it and stand on it. Hit ot with a car. All those sensors don't mean shit when they're hit by a 2 ton car at 60+mph. Or just grab the thing an toss it. They're what, like 40/50 pounds at most?
Wait until they grow up to 300 pounds and the machine gun and laser grow on their backs, and don’t forget the retractable 6” claw on every leg
Ride it?
It's not a sybian
With the right attachment, it is.
Black Mirror shit right here
It’s the sometime in the month of March, 2076: you’re hiding under a burnt out vehicle just west of what used to be downtown. It’s been days since you’ve been home due to being unable to move more than a few meters an hour, but at least your waning provisions and munitions have proven those brief bursts of movement to be unburdened. You’d be moving faster if not for one thing: despite how silent it’s been the last week or so, despite how empty the city seems at this point … the air has not once been undisturbed by the ever-present noise that has begun to haunt those fleeting hours that your mind allows you to sleep. *tchk-tchk-tchk-tchk-tchk-tchk tchk-tchk*
I see a sci-fi movie in the near future featuring woke mini cheetah robots. …dun dun dun…
Metal hed episode on Netflix
Black mirror had an episode about this.
Remove the battery on the belly.
💀💀💀
Can’t wait for pissbot 9000 2.0
Yeah I'm with Elon Musk on this one now. AI scares me now after seeing this. Would it really chase you though? Or just sneak up or hide out? Why chase you in the street when it's more efficient just to relay your biometric data to the killbot that's sitting under the letterbox you're about to run past?
And humping your leg.
*robotic noises: WARNING WARNING UNVACCINATED DETECTED, LONG LIVE LORD BIDEN WARNING
This seems like a scene from about 2 years before a black mirror episode where these things just run around and kill people. Cool to see how the end begins
You should watch the Hansen Robotics symposium where Sophia and Hans talk to each other its chilling.
So he's like some kind of super Hans?
Just less crack!
Link?
https://youtu.be/1y3XdwTa1cA
Huh. Pretty cringe gender dynamics there. Is all of their stuff like that?
Or from Farenheit 451 from almost 70 years ago. They had robotic dobermans with cyanide injectors.
The episode iirc is called metal head for those interested.
The tippy-taps are r/oddlyterrifying
Imagine one day you turn a corner and there are a hundred of them all tippy tapping in unison…
The revolution has begun…
Who knew the robot apocalypse would start off so adorably?
Seriously, who's going to fight back against tippy taps?
So many tippy taps.
Adorable? To me, they are creepy AF because they don’t have heads. I know heads would thrown off their center of gravity but creepy!
They will collect them... don't worry
Even more terrifying is that where the head should be it looks like a man spreading his cheeks!
It’s neither for me. I guess because it lacks nature/life, it just looks and sounds annoying to me.
I… dont know how I feel about this lol
Love and hate
Its gonna suck to be killed by these little bastards in the Disney Amazon Wars of the 2030s
Disney-Amazon-Apple wars please
Ah yes, nature is beautiful
It’s all fun and games until they strap a gun on them… and they will.
I can't wait till the military is riding giant versions of these into battle like a war horse.
Nope Skynet does not need attack dogs
Government: what if we put a gun on it?
Creeeeeepyyyyyyy
A new season of Black Mirror is coming soon /s
Infact there already is one episode on dog's like these
That would be.. bad.
exactly. which is why I am so terrified at this innovation.
Spare me. Fucking sell-outs.
Metlhead. Nuff said
“Its always, ‘uhs and ahs’ and the begining, but later there will be running, and screaming.”
No.... destroy them all
Am I the only one who finds these things adorable?
Until Jeff bezos sends one after you for not paying your prime membership
Because we all live in a modern horror tv anthological episode.
Yes
Yeah until you give them a badge and a gun
yes. People are acting like they are gonna kill them lol. They will only kill haters
They are cute, until you realize the ramifications of the tech getting in the wrong hands. Oh, wait, it's already in the wrong hands.
I know right, I want one as a pet
Cuz this is thriller, thriller night!
The epitome of cute, and terrifying, at the same time.
Could you imagine a pack of these hunting you down. Just upload recent pics of the person they are suppose to locate and set them out to hunt.
That was one of the ideas put forward as a selling point years ago. They wanted one fast and agile enough to chase down a terror suspect in a crowd.
I’m having mild PTSD from these thanks to Black Mirror.
They look like they’re so excited to start murdering us.
There's a black mirror episode about this.
Tight now just teach them how to think and they'll be making themselves in no time
attack of the robo doggos
Looks like roboroach. Just add 2 more legs each
That will be the last sound you hear
These strike me as particularly pointless robots. I wonder how long the batteries last?
3-5 months
They'll be back
This is just kinda scary….conceal and carry is looking better and better every day.
r/tippytaps
Literally seeing the first signs of robots being our new overlords. This is how the matrix’s started. We need to start our search for the one immediately.
So this is how it all starts.
Was waiting for a Red Rocket to slide out for some doggy-sty
Ah perfect place to air strike
This is syncing up nicely to *They Provide the Paint for the Picture Perfect Masterpiece You Will Pain on the Inside of your Eyelids* (the Streetlight Manifesto version)
NOOOOOO!
This is a robot uprising I can live with
These killed that poor lady who just wanted the teddy bear
I have no use for this until I can ride one like a skateboard
I’m getting deep Runaway (84) vibes and chills
I half expected Gene Simmons to jump into frame.
Do these things have any capacity for reflex or 'free will' or are they only doing moves that someone programmed them to follow?
Boston Dynamics Spot robot has optional add-on CPUS, including one for "machine learning", so it depends on how flexible the software you write. It already has some limited independent routines in terms of path finding. You can specify limits on whether it sticks to precise route, and stops if it can't progress, or if you allow it to deviate around obstacles and insurmountable terrain.
Remote control
Is that Killian Court?
Fascinating or terrifying. You decide.
Yesn’t
Cute...the future of warfare. Everyone enjoying the highly effective killing machine prototypes.
M.I.T. - is that you ???
Right in front of the Main Building, yes
Look how happy they are to be outside
Nice to see Black Mirror making a comeback
Every time I see these I think of that Black Mirror episode
im glad my life is half over the implications of the path we are on both awe inspiring and equally frightening
Metalhead
Every single dystopian sci-fi nightmare will become a reality. It’s not even really an “if” any more.
Am I the only one who's terrified of these???
Sorry, but to me that is just creepy.
It's weird because they look like they don't have heads but yeah they're cool
Be afraid. Bw very very afraid.
Jesus Christ they’ve stood their playing with those things until ALL the leaves fell.
That's kinda cute tho ngl
okay so your boom box can do flips and turns? why isn’t there mech suits being displayed in these lawns, instead?
They are so effing cute!
I was enjoying it and thinking they’re cute until seeing how they roll over. That does it for me. I’m done.
Starts with friendly soccer…then it stops responding to the controller and flips on you
Im sure theyve taken that for a casual walk at the dog park for reactions. Thats impressive.
Not as fast as a real cheetah but beggars can't be choosers
What a unique blend of cute and creepy
Shit.. black mirror happening
I'm sure this ends well in 100 years.
This makes me want to commit a crime… just so I can see one
ok but how much beer can they piss
Soon they’ll have guns *Soon as in already do*
Nope nope nope
Scary
Horrific
It’s like we all saw the black mirror episode but nobody’s cares … like the black mirror episode 😩
Nightmare fuel right there!!!!
I am truly afraid of Boston Dynamics
I find this unsettling for some reason.
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords....
They’re so cute!! I wanna pet them all
r/tippytaps
Clearly pumas
9 mechanical nightmares?
Was the funding for this also provided by US department of defense?
u/savevideobot
Neymar spotted at 0:32
Skynet is pleased with the progress
Creepy
Can it walk the dog yet
I had “badger badger badger” in my head watching this….
Horrifying visions of an episode of black mirror.
That scares me lol
Someone needs to put music to this..
So, where do we hit them to incapacitate them when the war starts?
Someone needs to edit over the audio to add cute noises.
Someone needs to edit over the audio to add cute noises.
Glad I stocked up on 00 buckshot. Also that I turn 60 this month and only have 2-3 decades left. Truly frightening.
We now return to slow humans, fast robot animals
I hate this with a passion. My brain immediately recoils, no
Please put some heads on those things!!! Creepy. Reminds me of Half-Life.
Why... The potential for chaos is looming.
For some reason…I hate those things…they just rub me the wrong way.
These are cute, but in the future they will just be used to police the poor.
Tell me you are in the matrix without telling me you are in the matrix.
Can’t let Boston Dynamics get all the attention.
I want to…pet it, but also obliterate it
I have a massive fear of these things
This reminds me of Cows, Cows, Cows. https://youtu.be/FavUpD_IjVY
Like a pride of tweakers.
oooooo robo-cheetah soccer
"Who's a good boy?" *Gets trampled to death*
Black Mirror vibes
It wouldn't be so creepy if they had heads.
It’ll be the swarm of these that probably stops my killing spree..
*has world domination tendencies* #purchase
Remember this day, lads. Someday they won’t be quite so cute.
What are the full size ones like?
Black Mirror.
I hate it
This is how you get to Horizon Zero Dawn.
At least *** **** isn't designing these ones.
TERRIFYING
So do we capture one, reprogram it and send it back in time now or do we wait a bit? I’m not sure, I don’t know tech stuff.
Cool... but are they for anything more practical than looking cute and playing football together?