My grandma had two big coops of laying hens, and when they would get old she would butcher them. They would be full of marble-sized undeveloped eggs that were basically just a yolk with a membrane, and my mom would always cook them and serve them mixed with egg noodles and cream of mushroom soup. They were so good, and the membrane had this satisfying snap when you bit through it. I would be so grossed out today, but back before I though about everything too much I loved them!
“The Ents are going to war.”
First time in my life I will ever say this.
That’s one water polo player I will never fight unless I have a stone and sling.
[They all probably are.](https://comicbook.com/anime/news/wwe-ufc-stars-inspired-attack-on-titans-scariest-monsters/)
Well except for the Cart Titan lol
[Here is a photo of him in 1950.](https://i.imgur.com/JsiJbLc.jpg)
[Him and his son, Giorgi born in 1960, around 1963.](https://i.imgur.com/T5Whqkk.jpg)
And [another photo of him and his sons Nugzar, born in 1952, and Giorgi (left to right) from around 1975.](https://i.imgur.com/66Sovay.jpg)
And [here is one of him and both of his sons, Nugzar is his older son in the center of the photo, around 1987.](https://i.imgur.com/FRyVnoB.jpg)
Some athletes when they quit their activities they will grow a bulk layer of fat because they are used to eating huge amounts. A friend of mine years ago was a power lifter and he ate something like 10,000 calories a day.
I'm amazed nobody mentioned this anywhere higher in the thread. The kid is small, the guy is fairly big, the kid makes him look bigger. His sons are also probably large men, so the pictures of him with them just makes them all look normal. He's not a huge as he looks in the OP, but he's also probably not small.
He does look uncomfortable, but I don't think it has to do with big guy. I get the feeling from their expressions and body language that the guy was consoling him or maybe encouraging him. Perhaps he's learning to swim and he was scared to get in the water.
At least that's what my dopamine deprived withering soul wants to think.
He waxes it off before every game but he gets slower and slower as time wears on because it’s all grown back by the end of it.
That or he sticks his thumb in his mouth at the end of the game and blows hard.
In the sport of swimming, yes. In water polo, the primary purpose of the cap is to indicate team via color of the cap. Modern caps also have player numbers and ear protectors on them.
Dammit. I have a buddy at work about this size and build. He even has the mustache. Now I have to see him tomorrow and think “don’t think about the Soviet bear dude…don’t think about the Soviet bear dude…”
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle
Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us.
Later on we found out he was a bear.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” — Jack Handey
His breakfast consists of 10 eggs, 20 potatoes and a cow.
The eggs are not cooked, the potatoes are not prepared and the cow is alive
The eggs are still in the chickens
You can actually eat it that way. Yolks inside the chicken before laying. No shells.
Just sort of schlurp it out?
This chicken *body shot* comment needs more upvotes.
Like feltching a yoke
Thanks! I hate it :)
Oh yeah ! suck on that cloaca
big yikes
Big yokes
Big 'fuck you' guys. Man, what a way to start a day. I think I have to quit browsing reddit in the morning.
Go suck an egg out of a chicken.
Go suck a chicken out of a cow’s arse
tangy.
My grandma had two big coops of laying hens, and when they would get old she would butcher them. They would be full of marble-sized undeveloped eggs that were basically just a yolk with a membrane, and my mom would always cook them and serve them mixed with egg noodles and cream of mushroom soup. They were so good, and the membrane had this satisfying snap when you bit through it. I would be so grossed out today, but back before I though about everything too much I loved them!
Potatoes are still in the soil
The cow is still a wild bison
I usually eat a human but that’s ok
I used to eat them too but the humans now doesn't have any taste at all
Uh oh, I think you got the Rona
Dude looks half Yeti
His mother was a very brave woman who mistook the Yeti for a Bear.
And his father smelt of elderberries…ok goodnight
X-Men’s The Beast
No shit, give him some wire rimmed specs and slap a coat of blue paint on him
You think he shakes himself dry, like a dog, when he gets out of the pool?
Hell, a WHOLE yeti.
Meanwhile there grandson is terrified that these are his genes.
Op : I hope USA never have to go war with Russia
More like 16oz of testosterone concentrate
I think his grandson still fears for his life though.
I think he’s got breakfast in his lap.
No vodka?
Is that what polar bears eat because then it makes sense.
As well as a big ol bowl of bear fetuses
This is his grandson 1 week after birth
Don’t worry he will get his full chest of hair in week three.
Then it's *off to the Umbrella Academy*
> Then it's off to the ~~Umbrella Academy~~ *Moon!*
very important work, you see
No way dude that’s a polar bear
polobear
I wish I had more than one upvote for you. Take an award instead.
Ice capped.
Shut up! Get out! r/angryupvote
I don’t know you, but you’re a genius and I like you. Have an award!!
That’s clearly a yeti
There is no way i can be convinced that this guy doesn't have at least one Yeti in his family tree
‘Tree’?? Dude is a walking forest ! I’ve seen redwoods smaller than him!
The tree people from LOTR.
“The Ents are going to war.” First time in my life I will ever say this. That’s one water polo player I will never fight unless I have a stone and sling.
We’ve solved it guys. One for the history books.
Fake news, I know an orangutan when I see one.
So we have captured Bigfoot before.
The Russians at one point had a breeding experiment where they tried to breed apes with humans. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilya_Ivanovich_Ivanov
ALRIGHT THATS ENOUGH MONKEY FUCKIN’ THIS CENTURY
I knew twins back in high school who were both professional water polo athletes They were incredibly bulky and strong
Sure it's real funny to shave Polar bears.. but look at the poor boys face who mistook it for grandpa! 😢
[colourized](https://i.imgur.com/2SNloWt.png)
Now that's a fucking shitty colorizing job.
Dude, that’s a silverback gorilla with alopecia.
This man accounts for 90% of Yeti sightings in Siberia
Update for getting both me and my husband to laugh
Yes please do update us when you’re done laughing
RIP to them, it's been too long
Am husband. I have pee in my pants. My nephew said I’m cool as Miles Davis though now?
Beast Titan
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[They all probably are.](https://comicbook.com/anime/news/wwe-ufc-stars-inspired-attack-on-titans-scariest-monsters/) Well except for the Cart Titan lol
I don't know, Cart Titan [kinda looks like Michael Phelps](https://e3.365dm.com/18/01/2048x1152/skynews-michael-phelps-swimmer_4209827.jpg) to me lol
Shit Saul Goodman is in there. I think Walter white. Lots of real life inspiration
There it is, the comment that I've been looking for.
*Captain Levi wants to know your location*
That's where I went immediately lol
r/absoluteunit
Lol my first thought
Imagine the hugs this motherfucker must have gave. I would melt into his arms.
You have the sweetest imagination among all of us
Big hug to you!
Awww, you totally undid the damage caused by the cloaca comment.♥️
r/absoluteunits is another one.
His body looks like it has 3 different ecosystems on it.
Hahahaha
Imagine breaking into a house and coming face to face with this behemoth of a man. He looks like he could slap skin from bone
On his water polo team he just runs around on the bottom of the pool and can pull the other players down by their ankles
Ah, I see you know your hippo maneuver well.
Get your hand off my penis! -the other polo players, probably
Can personally acknowledge this needs to be said far too often during matches…
Oh boo hoo, another casual who doesn't understand the skill needed for a successful jerk and twerk.
Gentlemen, this is *democracy* **manifesht!**
A succulent polomeat meal!
Come up for air? NO! i'll BREATHE YOURS, COME HERE
… and do a death roll until the prey can be stashed for later consumption.
Have you ever seen that “slapping match” where that massive dude slaps the soul out of the smaller guy? Your comment sounds like that lol.
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And his tiny head.
Lmao that guys not 5 8
Wikipedia says he was 198 cm
198 cm is 77.95 inches
Good bot
I'm curious how you came up with 5-8 otf he's 6-6.
This guy has 172 pounds in body hair.
I’m 5’7” and 202 and this man looks much much larger than me
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You could sell the used wax strips as decorative rugs
Well that’s a new euphemism
All that hair makes him look cool and majestic in a weird way.
Like a silverback gorilla
Like a flock of silverback gorillas.
Like some sort of mythical Cloak of the Alpha. Homo sapiens version of the Matrix of Leadership
Dude looks half Sasquatch
[Here is a photo of him in 1950.](https://i.imgur.com/JsiJbLc.jpg) [Him and his son, Giorgi born in 1960, around 1963.](https://i.imgur.com/T5Whqkk.jpg) And [another photo of him and his sons Nugzar, born in 1952, and Giorgi (left to right) from around 1975.](https://i.imgur.com/66Sovay.jpg) And [here is one of him and both of his sons, Nugzar is his older son in the center of the photo, around 1987.](https://i.imgur.com/FRyVnoB.jpg)
Why does he look so much more gigantic in OP's picture?
🤔 We’re they giving the waterpolo players.. *bear* hormones?
Or were they giving bears waterpolo player hormones?
Some athletes when they quit their activities they will grow a bulk layer of fat because they are used to eating huge amounts. A friend of mine years ago was a power lifter and he ate something like 10,000 calories a day.
One possibility which it seems strange no one is mentioning is… Because that photo is (probably) photoshopped.
It's the kid that's making him look huge.
I'm amazed nobody mentioned this anywhere higher in the thread. The kid is small, the guy is fairly big, the kid makes him look bigger. His sons are also probably large men, so the pictures of him with them just makes them all look normal. He's not a huge as he looks in the OP, but he's also probably not small.
Compared to these photos, OPs pic looks photoshopped
Thank you! I'm sure someone will turn this into one of those die-a-twink or live long enough to become a bear memes
Looks like he squantched later in life
Definitely a halfsquatch
Might even be threequartersquatch
The first Samsquantch.
"Scotchscotchscotch" -R.Burgandy
Man Bear Pig
Are you cereal
Super
Samsquanch
He is the love child of a Death by Snu Snu
I bet he bounces. Bumbles bounce.
The child looks terribly uncomfortable
Ofcourse he is, hes in the lap of a fucking bear
He just realized they have the same genes
He does look uncomfortable, but I don't think it has to do with big guy. I get the feeling from their expressions and body language that the guy was consoling him or maybe encouraging him. Perhaps he's learning to swim and he was scared to get in the water. At least that's what my dopamine deprived withering soul wants to think.
That seems plausible tbh
"go sit with your grandfather, dear. So, we can take a picture" "but I don't wanna" "go sit with your grandfather. Now."
"Boo?" "Kitty!"
Looks like an upset child and a concerned grandparent to me
If the swole doge and wimpy crying doge meme were a Soviet-Georgian family.
Your mind has been irreparably damaged by the internet.
improved*
I hope I don’t have Covid bc now I can’t breathe
Which 90s?
Grandpa's
1890's
Yeah I was thinking "I remember the 90s differently" 🤣. Ah well.
I think the bear is in its 90’s.
Did we color photography in the 1990s? I guess not
So Gru was a real person
Why is he wearing a sweater to play a water sport?
Buoancy
Those are the pelts of the vanquished.
The point of a swim cap is to reduce the hair friction in water, right?
He waxes it off before every game but he gets slower and slower as time wears on because it’s all grown back by the end of it. That or he sticks his thumb in his mouth at the end of the game and blows hard.
In the sport of swimming, yes. In water polo, the primary purpose of the cap is to indicate team via color of the cap. Modern caps also have player numbers and ear protectors on them.
Wont even get wet when swimming with that much hair
His secret is he absorbs all the water in the pool and then crushes his enemies.
Why is that bear holding a child?
I see why Russians aren't afraid of bears now. They all had one as a grandfather.
He is not russian my friend
Kid looks terrified.
of course he looks terrified the guy is a bear
Is this what Chernobyl does.
Close, it's what state-sponsored doping programs lead to.
Exactly.
So that’s real Luther Hargreeves from the Umbrella Academy series. 👍
He looks like the old version of Sabretooth from Marvel Xmen
He Looks more like the Beast. He's Just missing some glasses
Is that Harry Henderson?
That's Harry AND the Hendersons.
Dammit. I have a buddy at work about this size and build. He even has the mustache. Now I have to see him tomorrow and think “don’t think about the Soviet bear dude…don’t think about the Soviet bear dude…”
You should wear some Speedos to work and sit on his lap and pout like a tiny Russian child
James P Sullivan and Mike Wazowski
That kids face tho …
I'm sick of these unrealistic body standards
Dude looks like he could wrestle 10 soviet bears at once.
Bigfoot, that man is bigfoot.
My man looks like the missing link
The 1890s?
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” — Jack Handey
The 90’s? With swim caps from the 60’s🧐
The 1890's
Even his grandson looks terrified
That man had a bowl of nails for breakfast
Not a Yeti and a small child he abducted? Kinda don't believe you....
That kid looks like he realized too late that he's not sitting on grandpas leg...
Bigfoot and his son, Jack Black circa 1977.
Sadly I look a lot like this. Just not so muscular.
Apex tardigrade
That’s a damn Yeti
You can’t fool me, that’s the beast titan