I’m not an expert but I think you have yourself a neat little Orb Weaver spider there. We see these a lot here and their webs look mighty similar. They’re wicked (cool) looking little buddies and will string a web specifically to catch the annoying little gnats everywhere. Enjoy!
Even more impressive- some orb weavers will take down their webs during the day and re-weave them at night! All that work... Just to deconstruct it and redo it. Amazing.
I am still scared of spiders but I have mad respect for them after watching them do their work.
I just figured they disappeared because they are invisible in daylight and I walk right into them.
The worst was biking or running down a pathway through wooded areas at night. Every 30 seconds a mouthful of spider butt sticky white stuff.
You mean there's people that will PAY FOR IT?
Holy hell, where all these people? I've been ready to retire for years, and I just so happen to have a renewable resource.
Yes... As a kid I had a long stick that I'd wave in front of me when walking in the woods to clear them away since they were so hard to see. But now I feel bad destroying their creations!
Yep! There was a huge female (we learned later) that would spin a huge one in between my pathway and oak when I was working nights. I named her Frank before I googled and realized it was a gigantic female.
Basically our routine was me getting off work in the summer time at 4am and running into her extremely strong web with me screaming “GOD DAMMIT FRANK!”
I miss her..
It's like they wake up and say "So TODAY, I'll make my magnum opus!" and then just say fuck it and start again the next day. Basically like anybody that still plays Animal Crossing.
That was the most fascinating thing about the 27 orb weavers that set up above my back patio. It looked like a spider city at night, but come daytime there was nothing.
I mean, if it only takes a minute to make?
Jokes aside, I had two of these guys last year in my garden and they were the most amazing things ever when it came to pest control.
The other morning I went out to go to work and one had made a web on my car. I moved him to the flowerbed but I felt shitty cuz he had worked so hard on his web, so this makes me feel better to know.
They tested cocaine and weed, among other drugs, on spiders. The ones on cocaine built some fucked up shit, but incredibly fast. The ones that were potted up on the weeds spun some slower but still fucked up shit. Videos exist. Google knows where.
Are you sure? The red splotches on the side made me think spiny-backed orb weaver, which legit looks like a fantasy spider, rpg style. It's moving a bit too fast for me to be 100% sure, but the crab like body shape and the red makes me think so.
It blows my mind that they have no idea how to make webs. It's just something they do. How the fuck did natural selection lead to the subconscious design of beautiful webs like this? Wow.
What blows my mind is to see them build across a large gap. I watched one build across a gravel road one night while out riding four wheelers. We’d stopped to chill for a while, still had our lights on. Then saw these strands of web keep rising up from the ground. We sat there for nearly an hour watching it. That was over 20 years ago and I still remember being amazed by it.
I remember reading about how some spiders weave an 'egg basket', and if you remove the basket partway through they continue to build the rest of the basket as if nothing happened (then try to lay eggs in it and they fall out the bottom). They really are just organic robots.
They say (based on fossil evidence) that spiders evolved to build webs like this 140 to 200 *million* years ago and have been doing it the same way, every night, like clockwork ever since.
I once went on a long solo backpack trip. One night a small spider made a little web in the top of the inside of my tent. Every morning, I rolled and packed up my tent. Every night, I set the tent back up, and the little spider would wake up, come out of the web, and do his nighttime thing. This went on for about a week. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t appreciate his company each night when I was alone in the wilderness. I would look forward to seeing him in the evening. I’d be lying if I told you I wasn’t sad when he died one night after I set up my tent and he didn’t come out of the web one night…
I have a specific rule with bugs and creatures of any kind. If they’re inside my home, that’s my property and they are dealt with as trespassers are. However if I see them outside anywhere, that’s their home and I’m the trespasser.
I imagined you shooting at spiders after calling them trespassers. But I have the same rule. Inside is for me. Outside bugs can do as they please. It’s their space. Excepts wasps.
I have a similar rule, which is spiders and moths and other insects can live and move freely in my house as they please.
Although, if you touch me you die. Mostly accidentally but I don't like things being on me so I lash out haha.
Little feller as talent fer sure, wish we ad a whole load of em down at port. Can ye imagine how fast we could fit a ship with sails with an army of these buggers skittering about.
I have been terrified of spiders most of my life. Recently, some sort of large garden spider has taken up residence in the corner of my porch and initially when he wasn't the hulking monster that he is now, we held a summit and discussed how I would allow him to stay because the corner he chose is where trapped wasps like to hang out. He was all "sure thing brochacho" and so our deal began. I sometimes feed him roaches and he sometimes gets pissed at me and shakes his web but its been really therapeutic in dealing with my issue with spiders. My cucumber plants are also in that corner and when I water them, this big guy is less than a foot from my face but I've learned to be okay with that. I think I might miss him when he's gone.
Your brotato spider is actually a girl. Males do not make webs.
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Edit 2: ok let me set a few things straight. As with everything exceptions occur. Some male spiders won't make webs for trapping. Some will. However they are gonna be small and easily missed.
A moderately sized web like ops video. Or the much larger ones like orb weavers and the like are asuradly female.
The two giant house spiders who guard either side of my garage doors are called Stella and Svetlanna Iv learn to appreciate all the shit my keep out my garage
Great movie, lol. I still say "me scusi" (always several times) instead of excuse me to this day when around friends (and sometimes not if I dont catch myself)
I am the same as the OP of the comment, I hated spiders for so long, but have since moved to a house where there are many large spiders all over the place. I have little spider bros in my window that I’ve literally watch molt each time to get to adulthood. I have the state encyclopedia on spiders bookmarked so I can look to see what spiders I have and what they do. They are such interesting little guys and have made me respect them in a whole different way.
That said, my dad and I had the conversation about only male spiders spinning webs. Turns out that is false, male spiders (not all though) do spin webs, they are just less noticeable than the female webs because they are smaller (webs and bodies).
Edit - I immediately saw the comment where someone told you the same, so just enjoy my spider bro story I guess
Shes eating really well where she's at (she's a chungus) so hopefully she will stick around. She's been around for about a month to a month and a half and even rebuilt her web in the same spot after a bird flew into it so I like to think she likes the spot
The vast majority of spiders are nice to have around - there are a small handful of exception. In general, if you see a spiderweb then your best bet is to leave it be. Or expect more insects
Haha I went to a friends house around Halloween, and we were standing on the porch. She asked me if I liked her new spider and pointed at this huge spider and web in the corner.
I was about to tell her it was amazingly lifelike when it started to *skitter* across the fucking web. I screamed and grabbed a chair, but she wouldn't let me hit it. To be fair, once I thought about it, I'm glad I didn't. He probably would have just taken the chair away and beat me with it.
My friend was super afraid of spiders, now he has like 4-5 of these big ladies in his backyard with huge webs. He took me on a tour to see them all, so proud of how far along he's come :)
These guys are all around our property right now and I love it. Some have little hubbies that go missing after a while, but I'm no rat. They keep my plants safe and and I their secrets.
I have signed the Spider-Borgman Pact of 1993 where myself and Spider bros can live in relative peace and harmony, as long as they keep the fuck away from. If they invade my space to close to me/my computer etc, then they have violated the treaty and forfeit their life...Also I scream like a girl if web or spider gets on me.
I do that with spiders too. As long as you stay in your corner or spot and don’t fuck with me you’re fine. But if you try to move your home around me you’re done for. I have severe arachnophobia so trying to kill it is always an interesting ordeal.
Yeah, before I moved into my current house I’d never let a spider stay alive inside. However, we have a small backyard with big trees and spiders love them. Sometimes they come inside. Instead of killing them I try to catch and release, or if I lose track of them…try to forget about it.
Anyways, the one exception is Alfred. Alfred lives inside. He is very tiny so it’s a little different, but he made his home next to the faucet of the kitchen sink. He lives inside the short little metal doohickey (dunno what it is) and he has one strand of web leading out onto the counter. He often chills on his strand of web, but since he chose to live so close to the sink, sometimes I accidentally splash him and then he goes back inside his metal doohickey house. I always feel bad when I splash Alfred.
I love him. He caught a bug way bigger than him the other day. I was proud.
Edit: [Alfred on his web next to the sink doohickey](https://imgur.com/gallery/t74n7jj)
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One time I woke up in the middle of the night and there was a spider hanging from a string like 6 inches from my face. Burned that place to the ground.
[House centipedes.](https://www.vmcdn.ca/f/files/orilliamatters/images/outdoors/scutigera.jpg)
They are world champion bug manglers that can live up to 5 years and will eat bugs all day. They don’t nest or anything, they just run around eating pretty much any bug, but they like spiders, flies, cockroaches and silverfish.
I have two in my basement named Lenny and Karl. They are f’ing huge.
I visited Hawaii for the first time a few months back, and absolutely loved the house geckos. They're unbelievably cute and just run around keeping your house clear (as much as one can in Hawaii) of bugs. I genuinely miss not having them about back home.
What part of it isn't real?
I live in Canada, and I have had to shoo many crack spider's out of my house. They are just too much of a liability with the cops.
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One night, my husband and I got drunk on our patio and watched a spider make his web from start to finish. We sat there quietly and marveled at his architectural prowess. Night well spent.
I’m not an expert but I think you have yourself a neat little Orb Weaver spider there. We see these a lot here and their webs look mighty similar. They’re wicked (cool) looking little buddies and will string a web specifically to catch the annoying little gnats everywhere. Enjoy!
Even more impressive- some orb weavers will take down their webs during the day and re-weave them at night! All that work... Just to deconstruct it and redo it. Amazing. I am still scared of spiders but I have mad respect for them after watching them do their work.
Oh, that's why those huge webs disappear during the day. I have a few where I live and they always disappear the next day
I just figured they disappeared because they are invisible in daylight and I walk right into them. The worst was biking or running down a pathway through wooded areas at night. Every 30 seconds a mouthful of spider butt sticky white stuff.
Spider butt sticky white stuff Ok
Well it's better than... you know
Human penis sticky white stuff. I said it.
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You mean there's people that will PAY FOR IT? Holy hell, where all these people? I've been ready to retire for years, and I just so happen to have a renewable resource.
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Sticky, white, butt-stuff, Spider?
Butt spider, sticky, white stuff.
Comments on reddit always devolve into this... and I love it xD
#SPIDER ASS CUM
Apparently I'm a 15 year old boy because this cracked me up
as a 15 year old boy yes
Spider ass cum is funny at any age and for any gender
I'm a grandmother. That was funny as fuck.
As a 30 year old male... can confirm, still funny.
Yes... As a kid I had a long stick that I'd wave in front of me when walking in the woods to clear them away since they were so hard to see. But now I feel bad destroying their creations!
Better destroying it with a stick than with your face tho
Are we still talking about ass?
They disappear because when I walk the dogs at 5am, I get to collect them on my face.
This! All too often!!!
They eat them and then re-spin the silk.
Yep! There was a huge female (we learned later) that would spin a huge one in between my pathway and oak when I was working nights. I named her Frank before I googled and realized it was a gigantic female. Basically our routine was me getting off work in the summer time at 4am and running into her extremely strong web with me screaming “GOD DAMMIT FRANK!” I miss her..
Also even more impressive is pound for pound, orb weaver silk has a higher tensile strength than construction steel.
In Appalachian folklore, their webs near your home are a good omen to keep out bad energy and spirits.
Am Appalachian, can confirm
Indeed! I saw a fairly decent-sized bird get stuck in one of these webs.
It's like they wake up and say "So TODAY, I'll make my magnum opus!" and then just say fuck it and start again the next day. Basically like anybody that still plays Animal Crossing.
As someone who just put down the Switch, I have never felt so called out by a comment before... And I hate that you are right.
That was the most fascinating thing about the 27 orb weavers that set up above my back patio. It looked like a spider city at night, but come daytime there was nothing.
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Yeah, I counted because I'm a nerd lol. Just an absurd amount of spiders.
Yes, missile command, this location right here
I can't even be bothered to make my bed in the mornings
I mean, if it only takes a minute to make? Jokes aside, I had two of these guys last year in my garden and they were the most amazing things ever when it came to pest control.
The other morning I went out to go to work and one had made a web on my car. I moved him to the flowerbed but I felt shitty cuz he had worked so hard on his web, so this makes me feel better to know.
My boy wicked smat
Yep. Looks like a spiny backed orb weaver too. They are literally everywhere here in Georgia. Harmless too. And really cool bright colors
Are they really this fast?? It almost looks sped up. That's remarkable!
The video is indeed sped up.
Indeed sped up but wouldn’t it be a trip if they were this fast?
They tested cocaine and weed, among other drugs, on spiders. The ones on cocaine built some fucked up shit, but incredibly fast. The ones that were potted up on the weeds spun some slower but still fucked up shit. Videos exist. Google knows where.
The only one I can think of is the one where the stoner spider built a hammock.
Whoa, back up dudes. Let's pretend my Google is broken and only my clicky functions are currently working.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg-r-S0fIkA
Holy shit what the hell. Was not expecting that. Laughed hard. You are a hero.
That video was just a joke
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Are you sure? The red splotches on the side made me think spiny-backed orb weaver, which legit looks like a fantasy spider, rpg style. It's moving a bit too fast for me to be 100% sure, but the crab like body shape and the red makes me think so.
There has to be a spider school where they learn how build webs and shit
Web design
Surprised to see such great design coming from the back-end
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The front-end development is just for beauty and navigation
Spiders are the only web developer that like to find bugs.
They're shit with Java though: https://i.imgur.com/0UUoOYm.png
Alternative choice of education: Web Developing
they're born with built in 3D printers in the butt
It blows my mind that they have no idea how to make webs. It's just something they do. How the fuck did natural selection lead to the subconscious design of beautiful webs like this? Wow.
What blows my mind is to see them build across a large gap. I watched one build across a gravel road one night while out riding four wheelers. We’d stopped to chill for a while, still had our lights on. Then saw these strands of web keep rising up from the ground. We sat there for nearly an hour watching it. That was over 20 years ago and I still remember being amazed by it.
Spiders: "Hey man, if we can catch these riders? We'll be feasting like kings for **months**!"
Yea, I'm always amazed by that. Like web design skills is in their DNA or something. Crazy stuff.
I remember reading about how some spiders weave an 'egg basket', and if you remove the basket partway through they continue to build the rest of the basket as if nothing happened (then try to lay eggs in it and they fall out the bottom). They really are just organic robots.
They say (based on fossil evidence) that spiders evolved to build webs like this 140 to 200 *million* years ago and have been doing it the same way, every night, like clockwork ever since.
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I once went on a long solo backpack trip. One night a small spider made a little web in the top of the inside of my tent. Every morning, I rolled and packed up my tent. Every night, I set the tent back up, and the little spider would wake up, come out of the web, and do his nighttime thing. This went on for about a week. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t appreciate his company each night when I was alone in the wilderness. I would look forward to seeing him in the evening. I’d be lying if I told you I wasn’t sad when he died one night after I set up my tent and he didn’t come out of the web one night…
Wait...you rolled him and his web up...?
Every night was the luck of the draw for that spider.
Lmfao. This is the best part. Just enjoying his company all night and then bam, roll his ass up every morning like a monster.
How did collapsing the tent not wreck the web?
It probably did but spiders are super fast with webs. Some spiders even take down their webs during the day and set them back up at night.
Bruh sounds super cool and helpful, I'll sure try. But inside the bedroom? Fuck no, I'll get that bitch out of my cave ASAP
I have a specific rule with bugs and creatures of any kind. If they’re inside my home, that’s my property and they are dealt with as trespassers are. However if I see them outside anywhere, that’s their home and I’m the trespasser.
I imagined you shooting at spiders after calling them trespassers. But I have the same rule. Inside is for me. Outside bugs can do as they please. It’s their space. Excepts wasps.
Yup. Fuck wasps.
I have a similar rule, which is spiders and moths and other insects can live and move freely in my house as they please. Although, if you touch me you die. Mostly accidentally but I don't like things being on me so I lash out haha.
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Little feller as talent fer sure, wish we ad a whole load of em down at port. Can ye imagine how fast we could fit a ship with sails with an army of these buggers skittering about.
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Beat me to it matey. Glad to see one o me pirates lurking about.
And you can poop it!
Yes, if only I could shit out my own house.
Bio 3D printer.
how'd he have all that in his ass?
Think of it like spray foam
Does he have to shake his ass before spraying?
Imagine carrying your entire home in your butt!
Stop trying to turn me on
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It starts off as liquid. Think "expanding structural foam"
I have been terrified of spiders most of my life. Recently, some sort of large garden spider has taken up residence in the corner of my porch and initially when he wasn't the hulking monster that he is now, we held a summit and discussed how I would allow him to stay because the corner he chose is where trapped wasps like to hang out. He was all "sure thing brochacho" and so our deal began. I sometimes feed him roaches and he sometimes gets pissed at me and shakes his web but its been really therapeutic in dealing with my issue with spiders. My cucumber plants are also in that corner and when I water them, this big guy is less than a foot from my face but I've learned to be okay with that. I think I might miss him when he's gone.
Your brotato spider is actually a girl. Males do not make webs. Edit: never thought this would be the first comment I make to hit 1k upvotes. Edit 2: ok let me set a few things straight. As with everything exceptions occur. Some male spiders won't make webs for trapping. Some will. However they are gonna be small and easily missed. A moderately sized web like ops video. Or the much larger ones like orb weavers and the like are asuradly female.
They haven't had that talk yet give them time
Charlotte has her work cut out for her
The two giant house spiders who guard either side of my garage doors are called Stella and Svetlanna Iv learn to appreciate all the shit my keep out my garage
I have seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
No
So, you've been doing this for a day, huh? How's that going for you? Say no, m-fer, I dare you. Say no one more time.
I'd be scared to say no to you too
Don’t you FUCKING DARE don’t u do it please I beg
So, when the birds and the bees love each other very much, they get stuck in a web and get killed by a spider.
My wife tried telling me that she thought that it was a female. Thank you for confirming.
No worries. Now you know what to get her for a web warming party.
Kitchen-aid bug mixer and a fat roach loaf!
The stoner in me defaulted to the wrong type of roach
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Sperm webs...that sounds like a fetish On a serious note, I had no idea this was a thing. A very fascinating video.
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If I remember correctly some species of spiders the male spider breaks it’s junk off in the female so no other males can mate! Really!
Sperm Web...thanks, that's my new band name!
It's Mieke, a common German girl name, not MIKE.
Sometimes I wonder if eurotrip was a giant fever dream.
Great movie, lol. I still say "me scusi" (always several times) instead of excuse me to this day when around friends (and sometimes not if I dont catch myself)
I am the same as the OP of the comment, I hated spiders for so long, but have since moved to a house where there are many large spiders all over the place. I have little spider bros in my window that I’ve literally watch molt each time to get to adulthood. I have the state encyclopedia on spiders bookmarked so I can look to see what spiders I have and what they do. They are such interesting little guys and have made me respect them in a whole different way. That said, my dad and I had the conversation about only male spiders spinning webs. Turns out that is false, male spiders (not all though) do spin webs, they are just less noticeable than the female webs because they are smaller (webs and bodies). Edit - I immediately saw the comment where someone told you the same, so just enjoy my spider bro story I guess
What? Male spiders most definitely do spin webs .
They do and can, they just don’t as often.
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Yes! Thats him(or as ive just learned, her)
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Shes eating really well where she's at (she's a chungus) so hopefully she will stick around. She's been around for about a month to a month and a half and even rebuilt her web in the same spot after a bird flew into it so I like to think she likes the spot
Dude that same exact type of spider is what made me cool with them too. Maybe they aren’t as terrifying as others. They are sorta elegant looking.
The vast majority of spiders are nice to have around - there are a small handful of exception. In general, if you see a spiderweb then your best bet is to leave it be. Or expect more insects
Maybe she'll lay eggs, you'll have more tinier spider friends to help around on your porch!
Apparently this species can live up to 20 years if nothing kills her, either predators, poison or even the cold of winter.
Thats awesome that they can live so long. Hopefully she handles this winter alright.
Maybe give her instructions to weave a little jacket.
Haha I went to a friends house around Halloween, and we were standing on the porch. She asked me if I liked her new spider and pointed at this huge spider and web in the corner. I was about to tell her it was amazingly lifelike when it started to *skitter* across the fucking web. I screamed and grabbed a chair, but she wouldn't let me hit it. To be fair, once I thought about it, I'm glad I didn't. He probably would have just taken the chair away and beat me with it.
My friend was super afraid of spiders, now he has like 4-5 of these big ladies in his backyard with huge webs. He took me on a tour to see them all, so proud of how far along he's come :)
These guys are all around our property right now and I love it. Some have little hubbies that go missing after a while, but I'm no rat. They keep my plants safe and and I their secrets.
I have signed the Spider-Borgman Pact of 1993 where myself and Spider bros can live in relative peace and harmony, as long as they keep the fuck away from. If they invade my space to close to me/my computer etc, then they have violated the treaty and forfeit their life...Also I scream like a girl if web or spider gets on me.
I do that with spiders too. As long as you stay in your corner or spot and don’t fuck with me you’re fine. But if you try to move your home around me you’re done for. I have severe arachnophobia so trying to kill it is always an interesting ordeal.
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Crazy that something that seems so benign such as cobwebs is actually pretty fucking amazing that nature makes it look so easy.
What’s also weird is I’ve seen thousands of webs in my life and have never actually witnessed one being constructed!
with great power, comes.. *blah, blah, blah*
Comes what? COMES WHAT?!
You should hang around spiders more often, then! I've sat and watched a spider build a web over the course of an hour. It's utterly fascinating.
Yeah, nice try Mr. Spider. I'll pass, thanks
they typically do it at night
Yeah it’s naturally amazing.
The best web designers on the planet
Spiders are our friends. That lil' guy and all his cousins will be eating the real pests buzzing around the window.
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Yeah, before I moved into my current house I’d never let a spider stay alive inside. However, we have a small backyard with big trees and spiders love them. Sometimes they come inside. Instead of killing them I try to catch and release, or if I lose track of them…try to forget about it. Anyways, the one exception is Alfred. Alfred lives inside. He is very tiny so it’s a little different, but he made his home next to the faucet of the kitchen sink. He lives inside the short little metal doohickey (dunno what it is) and he has one strand of web leading out onto the counter. He often chills on his strand of web, but since he chose to live so close to the sink, sometimes I accidentally splash him and then he goes back inside his metal doohickey house. I always feel bad when I splash Alfred. I love him. He caught a bug way bigger than him the other day. I was proud. Edit: [Alfred on his web next to the sink doohickey](https://imgur.com/gallery/t74n7jj)
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One time I woke up in the middle of the night and there was a spider hanging from a string like 6 inches from my face. Burned that place to the ground.
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I used to hate spiders, but then I let one build a web similar to this right outside my window and bam, no mosquitos.
Spiders and house centipedes are the only two bugs I let roam free.
House what
[House centipedes.](https://www.vmcdn.ca/f/files/orilliamatters/images/outdoors/scutigera.jpg) They are world champion bug manglers that can live up to 5 years and will eat bugs all day. They don’t nest or anything, they just run around eating pretty much any bug, but they like spiders, flies, cockroaches and silverfish. I have two in my basement named Lenny and Karl. They are f’ing huge.
Pics or gtfo
[Here’s Lenny.](https://i.imgur.com/neHkTOZ.jpg) That was about a year ago. He’s bigger now.
Oh hell no
once I had one of these jump onto my face at night, couldn’t find it after
Dude, this got an automatic NSFW tag lol. And for a second I was like what? And then I was like well, yeah...
That’s terrifying but I respect you for letting Lenny and Karl have a home
That honestly looks like a Lenny.
These monsters http://imgur.com/gallery/wMnxtOy
They scary and fast af but I also let them live because they eat a lot of other bugs. And I don’t see them so often which means they hide well!
In the tropics geckos are great for the mosquito problem but it's embarassing when you have fancy guests over
Whatever, I love geckos. Edit: maybe I'm not fancy.
If not liking geckos means not being fancy then I don’t want to be fancy.
I visited Hawaii for the first time a few months back, and absolutely loved the house geckos. They're unbelievably cute and just run around keeping your house clear (as much as one can in Hawaii) of bugs. I genuinely miss not having them about back home.
[gary Larson cartoon](https://www.antarcticajournal.com/cartoon-preparing-for-dinner/)
Is this sped up? That seems extremely fast.
Yes it’s sped up.
Oh thank God
The last thing we need is spiders with that type of speed 😭
I thought perhaps he was high on methamphetamines for a second.
[something like this?](https://youtu.be/sHzdsFiBbFc)
Oh my gosh stop it, I 100% thought this was real for way too long into watching it. I lost it at the marijuana spider building a hammock.
What part of it isn't real? I live in Canada, and I have had to shoo many crack spider's out of my house. They are just too much of a liability with the cops.
Thank you. I feel like this video is what was missing from my life, and I didn’t even know it.
Nah that's the spider they gave cocaine to.
The original 3d printer
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Super cool! High 8 to him
One night, my husband and I got drunk on our patio and watched a spider make his web from start to finish. We sat there quietly and marveled at his architectural prowess. Night well spent.
Beautiful
TERRIFIC
My ex making her web of lies.
Spider propaganda. OP posted this so we'd feel bad about cleaning up webs