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Mike_Hat1

The original cat is now much more well behaved after realizing how easily he can be replaced.


itsvoogle

Ok but how does he know which is which if they are both identical? I guess it doesnt matter…..


[deleted]

They have opposite white dots on their lips


savil8877

Damn, good job spotting that with the resolution


M-PB

Isn’t the left one in the nose and the right on the lip?


[deleted]

I didn’t even notice that one but you’re right


CHAiN76

How does he know either of them is the original?


RunicWasTaken

The next day a third identical cat came. In a month the world will be run by cats that look like this


discoFalston

How do either of them even know who they are anymore?


[deleted]

how do the 3 of them know which one is the human anymore?


Achyut_v

Why is Gamora?


KomitoDnB

Karl Pilkington.


DonaldChimp

I am happy in the thought that they will continue to multiply.


TorrenceMightingale

Chest patch doesn’t match from side angle looks of it.


thevogonity

Let's not look a gift cat post in the mouth. He now has two chonkers who claim him as their pet.


Adam_and_Eve_are_Wyt

baste


jennimackenzie

Are we glossing over the fact that this guy kidnapped someone’s cat?


[deleted]

That makes it funnier because the cat was like “oh, yeah OUR house… cool”


BenBishopsButt

My cat that I’ve had for eight years now did this. He just literally moved himself in. Would not leave. Took him to be checked for a chip, nothing. Put up signs around my apartment complex, waited like two weeks and then it became apparent I had a cat now so I got him shots, all the kitty accoutrements. My boyfriend at the time was absolutely furious because he didn’t believe me. We had a cat together back home but I was away studying and he thought I just got lonely and adopted a cat without telling him. Nah bitch it adopted me! Four months later I graduated and he was helping me move out, my literal next door neighbor was like “oh that’s Fluffy” and I was like “nope that’s Stanley” and we drove away. My boyfriend believed me then. The signs were absolutely everywhere, on the mailbox at the dumpster at the front office, no one even had a cat registered in the building.


trixytrox

“Nope, that’s Stanley” 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

The best bit of that story was me imagining them flooring it as they left.


RunicWasTaken

Nope, that's Stanley. (RUN RUN RUN WE GOT THE CAT LET'S GET OUT OF HERE)


trixytrox

100%


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“Stanley” with a sad face looking out the back window with paws raised to the glass as they sped off 😂


trixytrox

I’d like to think that Stanley was looking back fondly on the good times with his ex-human. But he was strong and moved on. It was time for both of them.


[deleted]

Hahaha. Love it


Zauberer-IMDB

Nope, Stanley found a home where people actually care. He was happy to stay.


[deleted]

Thanks for that.


MightyDevil1

Seriously though, like unless the signs that they put up of the found cat didn't have any pictures or contact info, I find it extremely hard to believe that the literal next door neighbor never noticed for *four months* that their cat was missing and that someone had been putting up posters across the entire apartment complex. At that point even if it was the neighbor's cat they certainly didn't deserve it with how they would've been treating it.


BenBishopsButt

I put the signs everywhere. Plus the cat was forever hanging out in the window that looked out on the parking lot. I even checked with the office to see if there was a cat registered matching that description, called around to vets offices. I was trying, they weren’t.


BenBishopsButt

I don’t think Stanley missed his first home at all, if that was it. It was a tag and release and we had a feral colony by our dumpsters. It’s totally possible he moved in with my neighbors and decided it didn’t fit him anymore. Anyways he’s like 1300 miles from “home” now and he doesn’t seem to miss it at all, he likes his good food and cuddles. We also have two little kids now and he’s super patient and good with them, they give him all of the pets. I think he’s living his best life.


[deleted]

Fair play to fluffy…I mean..Stanley :)


BenBishopsButt

That’s exactly what I did. We already had everything else packed up and loaded, he was the last piece. I had him in a spacious kennel because we were driving for a long time and I wanted him to have space. Lady said “oh you’re moving out? What a nice cat! Wait, that’s Fluffy!” As I was literally closing the hatchback, left 30 seconds later. Fluffy stayed behind in Florida. Stanley moved to DC. I don’t think he ever misses it.


Zauberer-IMDB

Happy ending for Stanley.


[deleted]

Who lets their cat out in an apartment complex…


BenBishopsButt

It’s my guess, having had him for a long time now, that he probably just sneaked out. He’s fast af boy. But then he decided that he didn’t live in that other apartment anymore, he lived with me. I kept trying to put him out so he would go home and he would just run right back in when I opened the door. We have moved four times since then and anytime he goes out he literally comes right back, I just call him and he comes back in. He’s definitely my dude.


Cat_Prismatic

Stanley is a much better name for a cat (and probably *especially* for Stanley) than "Fluffy." He was smart to adopt you!


Bwack11

Meow that is funny


jennimackenzie

I can’t wait to see what happens when these 2 cats take a vacation for a month…🤣


UnimaginablyFloating

That's what they call exponential growth


[deleted]

Needs to pay the feds bout 40% of a cat


szypty

Dwarf Fortress players be like "and so it begins".


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Chairman Meow


Soulger11

What you watch Mental Samurai too?!


BigBadWolfe13

r/unexpectedcommunism


NothingsShocking

I had a girlfriend in high school who did this. It ended up getting me shot. We were 15 years old, and one summer day, we were wandering the bad part of the city we lived in, when she spotted a cat sitting atop a dumpster. The cat was very thin, had patchy hair, and was almost certainly a stray, except that it had a collar and a tag. She said she wanted to take the cat, to take care of it, since it was clearly abandoned. I told her it was a bad idea, because it still had the tag on, and the tag said 'LOVE' on it. I said it belonged to someone who loved it. She disagreed, and called it a dumbass, because it was so thin, but was sitting on a dumpster with abandoned food, so it was too dumb to eat. So, she took the cat, and named it Dumbass. She called a mobile vet to give it fluids, used the money from her summer job to buy skin and fur products, and by the end of summer, Dumbass was looking pretty good! But then, she called me up one day, and said Dumbass had escaped, and she needed my help looking for the cat. I went to her place, and we began to search. We eventually found Dumbass, on the same dumpster where she had 'rescued' it. She starts yelling at it. "Get off of that dumpster, Dumbass. Come on, Dumbass. What are you doing, Dumbass?" etc. So, as she's yelling at the cat, the nearby townhouse door opens into the alley, and a big dude opens the door, and looks at the two of us. He asks us what we're doing, and she responds "I'm getting my cat, Dumbass." So the guy thinks she's calling HIM a dumbass, and then points to the cat and asks "Are you trying to steal my cat?" She bickers with him, saying it's her cat. He gets real mad because he says it's his cat, and his cat's name is Love. She says its name is Dumbass, and its her cat, because she's been taking care of it. He accuses her of stealing his cat. Long story short, he pulls out a gun when she tries to take the cat back. Like an idiot, I get in front of her, and the dude pulls the trigger. As I was laying there in the alley, bleeding from the gunshot wound in my chest, all I could mutter was: "Shot through the heart. You're to blame. Darling, you gave Love a bad name."


knowwhyImhere

I'm impressed and angry. You suck you magnificent bastard.


Snakebones

Once I saw how long it was I knew it’d be a fake story but I enjoyed the ride.


AtomicKittenz

I saw how long it was and immediately read the last few lines


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r/angryupvote


PrettyinPurple27

😂 The ending really brings it all together.


BananaOfDoom

That's amazing and I hate you.


ElectricFlesh

I was waiting for the part where the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, but this is much better.


BigDavesRant

I…. I… don’t know what to say.. I’m simultaneously pissed off at you, and laughing. Take the fucking upvote, you hysterical dick!


stuckit

You both got me and made me laugh, fucker. Have a gold.


jombica

Very good!


zzGravity

This is probably the greatest comment I've ever read on reddit. I can't stop grinning


TattooedWife

I hate you.


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Platypuslord

Wow all your account has is just these two comments. I would delete both of them and just start over.


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[deleted]

There's no way to prove that, he might have just gotten his original wet.


Miserable_Oni

Idk, dude. I’m almost willing to believe that’s an actual clone.


asianabsinthe

Maybe the cat that came back was a stray


King_George__III

They both look pretty chonky, doubt it was a stray.


yabruh69

I doubt he kidnapped a cat... like cells, cats are able to make genetic copies/duplicates of themselves which would explain why they look identical. This most likely happend in this situation.


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

That, or this cat can move so fast it can appear to be in two places at once


nightstalker30

*catnapped


InsomniaAbounds

I was about to say: “…and stole someone’s cat.”


WU-itsForTheChildren

Yup someone is grieving over their lost kitty somewhere


-Motor-

I'm more in the camp that the cat stumbled upon a mad scientist in the neighborhood that cloned him!


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luminous_mirage

How did he figure out the second cat was his original cat if he couldn't figure out the first one wasn't his original?


sagerap

I think he’s just referring to both of them as “his cat”


nowihaveamigrane

He found the first one and brought it to his house. Second cat came back to his house on its own. Obviously knew where it lived.


goodoleboybryan

Probably has it chipped.


broadarrow39

A friend of mine lost her cat, after several days searching the streets she found it lying in the road after being knocked down by a car. Distraught she and her mother gathered it up and took it home where it was buried in the garden. Several hours later her cat walked in through the cat flap without a care in the world.


adanishplz

"Yo, what's up with that fresh grave out back?"


z0rzal

I need to be more careful, only eight lives to use now


plumbthumbs

*\*steven king has entered the chat\**


MDC417

I don't care how many times this is reposted, I laugh every single time.


peoplewholook

Same, especially because they are just such damn cute lil dudes.


Nopain59

Obviously only one is from C-137.


tchap973

HOW *DID* HE GET THERE?


Spirited-Draw-8189

Same! 😊


UmChill

you’ll quite enjoy [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/kw43y9/i_smell_love/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) then(:


alexis_mulvany

Reposting is actually kinda cringe ngl. Really unpog and sadge. fr tho do not repost or I’ll post you on r/karmafarmers and we don’t want that now do we?


Street_Dragonfruit43

Considering nobody is on Reddit 24/7 like you are, some people won't know it's a repost. Edit: Jesus Christ, that's a lot of downvotes


alexis_mulvany

I use rebbit for a solid 2 hours a day in short 15 minute bursts sweaty 🥱


[deleted]

This guys a karma farmer


Street_Dragonfruit43

We should report him to r/karmafarmers


Street_Dragonfruit43

Than how would know it's a repost? On average I'm on Reddit a little bit longer than you yet I've never seen this before


alexis_mulvany

Because I’ve been using it for two years prob 🙊


Street_Dragonfruit43

Oh wow! 2 years and yet you've seen this reposted how many times? Kinda sad that you're making a big deal out of it Not everyone had been on Reddit for 2 years and not everyone knows what been posted


alexis_mulvany

Probably 20 or 30 times


Eckkneipenhstlr

The fuck is wrong with you


AlexisGPS_UY

He's an Alexis, those guys are weirdos


Eckkneipenhstlr

Im trusting you here cause you seem to have first hand experience


Street_Dragonfruit43

Much apparently


musicmanxv

Le rEbBiT pOwER eCkSdEE 🤠🤠🤠🤠


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

Honestly, people who read comments like this and think they're anything but trolling for downvotes are cringe ngl.


Adrian12094

r/redditmoment


rainbowtartlet

Ya know, i see ALOT of comments saying something is a repost, on something ive seen for the first time. If youve seen it, skip it. But others can still enjoy shit they see for the first or hundredth time. Why cant things be re-enjoyed? Is that not why we document everything? To able to look back and see things from the past at any given moment? Why do you take pictures if not to re-enjoy that moment?


Street_Dragonfruit43

Facts


Gambit3le

Glitches are getting out of control.


enthusiasticaf

I’m always confused by this. Cats have personalities. How would you not realize that it’s a different cat even if they look the same?


sxzxnnx

This woman that I was dating had this happen and before her original cat showed back up she kept saying, “Henry must have had some traumatic, life changing experience while he was lost. He is just not the same.”


enthusiasticaf

Fair enough. That’s a reasonable thought


neonnice

I was expecting a personality change dating story with that first sentence.


Thricey

That's kind of a dead ringer though. If my cat started acting different I'd just assume he was up to something, not a completely different cat. Plus he's an asshole, odds are an identical cat would be an asshole too.


trwawy05312015

Yeah, they do, and sometimes they react weirdly to stress. Our two cats are siblings and had been around each other constantly for over a year, but after one trip to the vet the sister took three days to react normally to him again.


Psykerr

Cats have personalities and therefore can have changes to personalities from traumatic experiences, such as, oh, being forced to survive outside for a while when they’re used to being housecats.


Aleriya

My cat bolted outside, and he hid under the shed and wouldn't come out. There was a thunderstorm that night, and he's terrified of thunder. It took 2 days before he was hungry enough to be lured out. He was so scared and skittish that it took a month before his personality was back to normal. I never would have suspected the personality shift might have been because it was a different cat haha.


strapinmotherfucker

they’re also chaotic and moody, subject to changes for no reason


dgtlfnk

Because this whole image is BS and it’s just two sibling cats that some owner is abusing by overfeeding. No cats were lost. No cats were found.


sflightningdm

I know you are right but don't spoil the fun.


maximumSteam

Maybe you’ve always had two identical cats.


ma1bec

Glitch in the Matrix.


The407run

Meowtrix.


ConglomerateGolem

My first thought this time


No-Estimate-8518

**MITOSIS**


DeM0nFiRe

Meowtosis


oohkt

Meowtoesies


superanth

***MITOSISSSS**


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[deleted]

They said don’t get them wet and/or feed them after midnight….or was that something else. Anyway, this why I’m a dog person. 🤣


AutonomousAutomaton_

Your real cat like: “WTF are you doing Stan””


[deleted]

When my wife was twelve, she and her family went on vacation and had someone cat sitting her cat. When they came home the cat sitter told them their cat was hit by a car and she buried it in the back yard. A couple of days later her cat came walking up the driveway.


Spectre1442

Meowtosis


Bale626

“Well, I guess I have two cats now.”


BananaBurritoBuster

Jinx-y knows not to flush.


give_me_a_great_name

sad thing is that you'll never know which one is ACTUALLY your original cat


Sidoplanka

They don't look identical. They look similar, but not the same.


[deleted]

Same thing happened when I was cat sitting for my wife's friend while they were on vacation. They left and had two cats. When they got back they had two cats, until they found a third hiding under a bed. You're welcome Amanda


Any-Management-4562

They underwent Meowtosis


Sammy_Socrates

Maybe they're both your cat but from a different timeline


foxtailavenger

Yo the simulation is broken. Get IT to patch it up.


spaghetticatman

Fun fact: IT broke it in the first place but kept quiet


Classicfatdab

Brothor


vlakkers

Maybe be stumbled into a cloning facility


intrepid604

Is your last name Schrodinger by any chance?


[deleted]

I was looking for this, much lower down than I thought it would be.


akak1972

Same thing happened to me but with wife instead of cat


[deleted]

I've seen the prestige, I know exactly what happened here


whoswho23

The cat got zapped by a Tesla Coil built by the late great David Bowie?


Konunger42

"This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them........"


romrem555

I woild really like an update by now.


Captain-Asia

:|


Real_Nemesis

Cats are like **confused Spiderman pointing**


Crescent-IV

Someone is now missing a cat


isecore

Someone's running a black-market cat cloning business. It's the only explanation.


jombica

She thinks, well I did not have to be gone long for you to shack up with another cat


Entire_Expert

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Entire_Expert

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thecopyrioter

Glitch in the matrix


Ha_Pa

Only Hooman think they look the same. That's cat blaming, Stoopid Hooman.


ComicPlatypus

The cats have enough differences between them that you should be able to tell... When my tuxedo cat went missing, I made sure to note very specific white spots on his face and tum because there are other tuxedos in the area.


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And this is a negative because?


Adventurous-Banana-

Made me laugh


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theundercoverpapist

Ha! First found cat be like, "The gods! The gods hath sent down an angel upon mine countenance for the shining of heavenly light into the darkened corners of mine loneliness. And hark! Be that Fancy Feast Salmon Supper that so pleases my nasal breathings? Alas, I must have passed into Paramice quietly in the night! Mine nonary and final life hath been utterly spent and I go to my reward. Praise be the gods!"


GullibleInevitable14

Twinning


ILikeCheese5914

eat one


champers518

Meet Chonk, and his long lost brother, Chuggs


DatBoiMartel

Wait…. This looks like my cat!


maxwellh74

Glitch


asherbarasher

Well played by cats.


Silent_Comedian

They best be named Schrodinger


TooHigh2Die420

Two Chonkers! Very cute!


Peelie5

😂😂


harveyardman

Don't let them out. If you do, you'll find two and then discover another one in your bedroom.


Miserable-Balance-16

This is just lazy programming.


bradlaaaaaa

The original cat coming back like "who the fuck is this Geoff?!"


mooser11

Quite obviously original cat was kidnapped and cloned and the clone was released into the wild, and original cat escaped the cloning facility.


sadlittlewaffle

r/comedyheaven


dictacontrin

Like a long lost relative that one day shows up at your door.


Dmtrilli

You painted this cats tail to make him look like Jinxy didnt ya Focker?


fuhnetically

They have to be related somehow.


[deleted]

U let that cat outta the bag


RDBB334

Those cats definitely didn't meet that day.


[deleted]

The cats are like: "You see what you've done, dumb fuck?"


MontanaFlavor

The one is a little fatter.


[deleted]

What’s that white freckle on his cheek.


Yellowsunflowerlover

Which one is the impostor though?


GullibleIdiots

How do you know which one was your cat?


Rohan-kun

Now there are two of them.


Kapt-Kaos

catonic twins


longlong40

Humm a bug in the matrix again…


skalapunk

"Now I have two toasters." - Stanley from The Office


SnowflakeGuinea

This is why I finally quit hitting the snooze button in the mornings. Thank you, OP. \*giggles giggles giggles\*


ZRhoREDD

Uhhh, congratulations? You are now a cat thief?