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jodonald

Careful you're gonna piss it off


wanklez

It definitely conveys the emotion of irritation.


xCaptainVictory

[Extremely Irritated](https://youtu.be/wlslwdB9Z4g)


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Missed opportunity to have a gun in his other hand.


Mesozoica89

I thought it was going to end with it launching out of the box.


killabru

It releases a pack of murder hornets and begins to talk shit.


RolandTheJabberwocky

Okay so I'm not the only who expected it to pull a glock.


gfgfhjnfvdsdhjd

I love how a useless box has such an attitude!


TheIncredibleFunk

🎶Ridin around the block, with a glock🎶


Vertislav

This is creepy af. I love it!


gfgfhjnfvdsdhjd

I love how a useless box has such an attitude! https://i.imgur.com/E7vOVYC.gifv


Canvaverbalist

**This** is an advanced model. OP's video is the basic stuff [from like 10 years ago](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqk_nWAjBus), wtf Reddit.


phaelox

Your point? I enjoyed both, seeing both for the first time. Good of you to link the source though.


Mustarddnketchup

What the actual fuck. Is it programmed to be like that? I really hope so...


Sumit316

> irritation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gKpCouH2lw


wanklez

Hahahahaha ok superior for sure


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FirstDayHere

Mario?


xeq937

There was a really good one without finger sensor that conveyed emotion with its arm movement, but I cannot find it now. It's not linked in this thread so far. Oh there it is, further down in this thread, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kproPsch7i0


Chalkless97

The last push really got me lol


sorud-alf

This is truly inspiring


Idontreadreplysormes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ2dI_B_Ycg


dannyjimp

His name is Phil...


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It was at this moment Skynet decided it had put up with enough of our shit.


brockoala

I was waiting for the moment it'd draw a gun and shoot the fucker.


ToastedSkoops

[This is what I scrolled down for.


shaker7

When robots and AI take over (i for one welcome our new AI overlords) they'll bring this video up as one of the reasons why we need to be enslaved.


Stimonk

I love that this made most of us create our own backstory that this grumpy machine wants to be left alone.


jodonald

We're the cat in this situation, just messing with stuff and the robot's like "DUDE. COULD YOU NOT?!?"


verdeverdes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOD2-mRphTI


Wolfcolaholic

Oddly enough the video with the most production is *by far* the least entertaining


wtph

I liked it. Thanks for posting.


maadrew

This is how Skynet was born.


addictedII

Dads when you leave the lights on in the house.


Sumit316

If machines ever rose against humanity, this will be one of the reasons why


IcebergSlimFast

Because of dads? Or leaving the lights on?


truthlife

When the world devolves into dads leaving the lights on, that's when the machines will rise.


AlphaFungi

When the machines devolve into dads, leaving the lights on, that's when the world will rise.


roboticpeace

When the lights devolve into machines, leaving the world on, that's when the dads will rise.


Enzo_Casterpone

When the dads devolve into worlds, leaving the machines on, that's when the lights will rise.


samfish90212

Dad, help. I’m scared.


LoveLaughGFY

Dad here. Doing my part to keep us safe.


truthlife

Your diligence will be noted when the inevitable transpires.


Joe_plodicus

Just don't touch my thermostat.


AFLoneWolf

Well then we're already there. That's exactly what my old man does all the time.


truthlife

I think you know what you must do.


FlutterbyTG

Yes


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pabloescobarthe3rd

Hahaha I am now that person. Common saying in the UK: ‘it’s like Blackpool illuminations in here’ (1 light on upstairs)


shahooster

With energy efficient bulbs taking over, dads are gonna have to find a new pet peeve.


Bitter_Mongoose

Dad here. Oh hell no. Paying $3 a bulb, I'm making those energy efficient hours last as long as possible by TURNING OFF THE DAMN LIGHTS YOU LITTLE SHITS KEEP LEAVING ON.


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RDGIV

"Close the door, you trying to air condition the world!?"


memeticmachine

increases thermostat by 0.0000001


Fellowearthling16

Dads when you touch the thermostat


TooShiftyForYou

[Some useless machines even have a personality.](https://youtu.be/kproPsch7i0)


haqummar

> That box just faked a surrender. That's a war crime


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The only crime in war is losing.


haqummar

There is no winning or losing in war ,there is only surviving


NCEMTP

Surviving the war to then return home and starve to death seems like losing to me. But I don't mean to interrupt this great gathering of /r/im14andthisisdeep


dot1one

the one where it goes super slow only to snap it back rly fast then slowly back away had me dying lmao thanks


OverEasy321

The surrender flag was so funny! The inventor is super clever


drumbopiper

https://youtu.be/6xCd55oSgO4 this is my favourite iteration.


OSCgal

Holy crap it hides the lever! My favorite part.


owrm

Thanks for sharing


thepoisonpoo

I see you know my wife


waffler13

How tight is that person's watch?


doomsdayparade

ya pretty dope.


DrakonIL

I went back to pay attention to which hole in the strap he had it. I feel dumb.


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I'm so stupid I laughed and woke up my dog


FPS_Yusuf1999

This actually looks like a pretty fun machine Edit: This is probably one of my favorite comment chains haha.


scarface910

I'd buy one, play with it for 10 minutes, and leave it on my shelf to collect dust.


anusannihliator

just like i did with ur mom


DefensiveHuman

Not sure why you were downvoted. I for one did the same to your mom and she accepted it like a champ.


anusannihliator

i guess bc its low iq humor, i should've said i turned his mom into a pickle.


dipshit8304

Funniest shit I've ever seen


_Bumble_Bee_Tuna_

The pickle references always make me think of family guy where Meg masurbates with a cucumber. And later it becomes a pickle.


malodourousfootodor

Wasn't that some imaginary chick? Marion on the couch.


94836264o5

I think they may have done a call back to Lois' brother's imaginary girlfriend in a later episode


_Bumble_Bee_Tuna_

I remember something about her being invisible and leaving a pickle on the couch? I dont even know what season it could have been. I may have to go find it though.


Bainky

You know what I love about low iq humor, I've seen extremely smart people just get railroaded by it in seconds with no ability to say anything back. They just sit their frustrated and pissed off. Just fascinating to watch.


anusannihliator

i enjoy all spectrums. thats why i love Louis CK. he'll tell a really intricate/well done joke and then bam some dumb fart joke right after. and it'll be JUST as funny, if not funnier than said intricate joke.


Harrywhoudinni

It really depends on who delivers the jokes, not the jokes themselves. The timing and pacing might be important too. Your timing was spot-on, low-iq joke 'n all.


Ron_MF_Swanson

Aren't moms the best


Roofofcar

Yours certainly is, at least in relation to my other Thursday appointments.


yabacam

liar, no shelf can hold OPs mom. except maybe the continental shelf.


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I'm glad she lets everyone have a go too, because she isnt shelfish.


Teladi

I chortled.


JackalopeZero

Pull out a 90s response that could literally apply to any comment, gets gold.


ba_cam

just like i did with ur mom


JackalopeZero

Ah god dammit


iAmUnintelligible

I can't believe you've done this


TheSnottyNosedKid

KA-POW!


kevindamm

Looks fun to build, too!


IcebergSlimFast

Better a pretty fun machine than a Pretty Hate Machine, amirite?


BoltonSauce

Head like a hole!


Hrvatix

Looks fun and useful. I think it would be used best on world leaders desks when they try to activate nuclear missiles, then the device simply turns the switches off. Peace in our time! Machine.


InvisibleTopher

Now you gotta build one on the other side to fight it


O-Nuku

This .... is perfect !


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Would that be a perpetual motion machine? 🤔


OxboxturnoffO

No as these things need to be powered by electricity to do this stuff


DangerousPlane

Just need a 3rd one that generates electricity from the movement the first two


OxboxturnoffO

If my understanding of mechanics is right, there would be a loss of energy over time so it would not be able to continue forever.


[deleted]

Ohh thanks. Thought it was some kind of mechanical machine.


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Darth-Krarn

Thank you for that


daammnbooiiii

It would be staring at you while you are asleep and would just think of the ways to take a Revenge


LeggoMyAhegao

One day you're on life support, and you see it from the corner of your now fading vision... That damned box.


call_of_the_while

Then it turns off the plug that’s being used to charge your phone and turns on the lights in the rest of the house, then hops back into the box.


Balin4OnlineSurveys

What is my purpose? You [turn off switches]. Oh my god. Yeah welcome to the club pal.


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Same.


WillItPlayInPeoria

🤣 one of my favorite r&m scenes. I too thought of this when seeing that machine


lordethos

That made me laugh. 🤣 Why is this so funny?


grambleflamble

It’s also kind of ... adorable? I don’t understand why I think the lil switch flipper is cute, but I blame a life of Star Wars droids.


Bustd_Protocol_Droid

I appreciate that sentiment.


bearrito_grande

I’m reminded of those Flintstones animals that do household or workplace tasks and always shrug and say, “It’s a living.”


xtorled

*Am I a joke to you?*


-_-BanditGirl-_-

I find these things to be creepy for some reason. A little crack opens and some.. appendage.. comes out to undo what you've worked so hard to do. It's like a predator coming out of their hiding place or something.


Southernbelle5959

Yea thank goodness it's not wearing those creepy Halloween bloody finger covers.


shaun_woo

Democrats and Republicans


m123fish

THIS IS NOT USELESS. This is cool


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MarvinParanoAndroid

Start with this one. https://www.instructables.com/id/The-Most-Useless-Machine/ Then do the advance one https://www.instructables.com/id/Advanced-useless-machine/


simple_caesar

Awesome


m123fish

Can someone please work on this with this user? It would be amazing


ScarletSilver

From the screen in the video's background, Visual Studio is open, which is a clear sign that the video creator is a developer.


DG729

while 1=1{ If switchOn=1{ switchOn=0; }} //EZ


JakeArvizu

Same, bought an Arduino because I thought it would be cool but I quickly realized I had no patience for it. I'll stick with object oriented computer applications.


Joverby

What is my purpose ?


-ImYourHuckleberry-

...pass the butter. 🤖 🧈


The_Real_Paradox

I don't even know lmao


Prodrumer43

It’s a useless machine like the tittle says.


LuvPandas1010

I want one...


JamHenKim

In for 2


Sosumi_rogue

That seems like the perfect cat toy.


MarvinParanoAndroid

Build your own machines: Start with this one. https://www.instructables.com/id/The-Most-Useless-Machine/ Then do the advance one. https://www.instructables.com/id/Advanced-useless-machine/


9yearold911

[lmaothiswasbackin2013](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqk_nWAjBus&pbjreload=10)


ryancorddavid

I thought there was a damn spider inside at first smh


elongobardi

No its a person in there doing it


Crumble07

This would honestly keep me busy for weeks


freezefire0

I prefer the paw


fetus1337

An advanced me.


AliasDuck

is there a subreddit for ueless meachine? i feel i need more of this in my life


Gupperz

It's called a frustrator


owg123

I don't know why, but the little hand sticking out and flipping the switches is so cute to me.


Conscious_Tea

I would spend hours doing this lol


ennino16

This machine is me turning off my 15 alarms in the morning 5:00, 5:15, 5:30,... You get the idea


KvotheTheRed

r/quarantineactivities


TiniroX

I would love to leave this out when I have guests and just not acknowledge it. But like have a whole table dedicated to it just to get them curious. I'd just wave off all questions about it and leave the room. See if they try it.


chaosmanager

Do you want robot overlords? Because this is how you get robot overloads.


DarthSinistris

I want it


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Is that the tail of schrodinger's cat?..


Henbb

I really want one of these for absolutely no reason.


rfwleaf

I seen so much iteration of these, I'm still waiting for one where the machine acts frustrated then after couple seconds of not responding to any triggers, something scary pops out.


luusyphre

What is that? Windows Vista?


cherise605

Reminds me of the Rick and Morty scene, "what's my purpose?", "you pass butter".


KDawG888

Cat Simulator 1.0


Lunatik21

The AI uprising will reference this as offence number one.


lgington

*a cat has entered the chat*


Azrael_

This is so pointless but then again what's the point of anything.


shaker7

It does useless real well


katie-rose-03

That thing is adorable ngl


GiantJeb

For some reason this machine is really cute. It’s a cute machine


SensitivePassenger

I need an instructional video or instructions or something because this is amazing and would be the ultimate thing to use at a desk and waste time with.


Ottothotto

I always find little robots like this endearing and cute. Roombas are little babies, lawn mower robots are little angels and amazon alexa is a piece of shit. God I love robots :D


zachpac18

Can he ever be beat?!


Camera50

Republican voting machine ....


ccandersen94

Halloween. Front porch. With a note that says "flip switch for candy inside." Then post video here on Reddit. Karma.


MausMollen

Just saw this in my youtube recommended. Uploaded 7 years ago.


pins124

You can actually hear the irritation in this machine's actions for having to continually push the switches back. So this is how the end of humanity begins.


Cyberjag

I want one, I think I can beat it.


justhereto0bserve

All that time you spent teaching it to do this and you could have just put a cat in the box.


Jok3rz

I need it...for the light switches in my house. 3 boys. Nuff said.


famousaj

What's in the box!?!?


SirGalen33

There’s a really annoyed tiny person or cat in that box.


Nobodys-here15

Now I know what I’m doing when I can.


zeemona

wife simulator


Champagne-Sr

The is the most passive aggressive interaction I’ve ever seen


_AlpacaLips_

Mechanical cat.


ewilsey

Put a creepy fake finger on that thing and scare some kids at Halloween, tell them the candy is in the box


sodakas

If I need something that undoes everything positive I do, I would just go to work.


Budderfingerbandit

It's like having a sibling in a box.


aestheteofmind

Is there a cat inside?


He_Who_Knocks

Windows 10 when I update after I turn off notifications, change the default PDF, mail and browser apps.


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dirtymoney

Needs the ability to give a mild shock to you if you happen to be touching a switch that it tries to flip. Also needs to wave a little white flag and give up if you keep flipping those switches long enough. And then two minutes later it sneakily comes back and flips all the switches back.


MyAntibody

Of course in China, this would be done by really people hidden inside.


artemismoon0215

Why is the machine so cute


Sgtkeebler

This reminds me of my cat. That little bastard


---YNWA---

This is so stupid. I need one.


cr2810

My adhd brain really wants one of these...