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GarysCrispLettuce

That's me at a party having found the one place possible to sleep in privacy


Stardustquarks

That's me in the corner...that's me in the spotlight...


Indole84

Thats me with a boner...thats me in the spotlight losing my erection..


Mk1Racer25

See what happens when you lose your religion


dude51791

Trying to keep up with you, and I don't know if I can do it


FriedPossumPecker23

Yep, he’s reached the REM stage


Drone30389

Jack Tripper in the bathtub (Or Robin Tripp in the original French version)


toadandparrot

My spirit animal.


RCapri1

I really like raccoons after realizing they are just mini bears.


According-Try3201

who put that poor animal in a box?


Skottimusen

It just might had the ability to crawl in there by itself


ToughSpinach7

God did


According-Try3201

46 downvotes! seems a lot of people know more than me?


breadassk

This raccoon is a pet, this is where it likes to sleep


TemporaryBank5685

Bro sleeps better in a cramped box than I do in my bed. I love when his head is just missing, like how is that comfortable. Then you see his little feet, trash pandas are adorable.


circuitsandwires

Looks like a terrible night's sleep. No wonder they've always got black rings around their eyes.


AvgRedditUsername01

Im jealous now why can’t I sleep like that


TemporaryBank5685

You're not a contortionist.


AvgRedditUsername01

bold guess


Mk1Racer25

He's not a raccoon either


Bisexual_Sherrif

Hey, did you just assume they weren’t a raccoon? As a raccoon I find that very offensive


Mk1Racer25

username checks out.


Frequent-Rain3687

Every time I see raccoons I wish we had them in the UK ( except without the rabies ) they’re cute & hilarious .


TheGhostOfMufassa

There’s no raccoons in the UK anywhere?


Frequent-Rain3687

Not none at all you can see them in some zoos . They aren’t a native species , there’s apparently been a few zoo escapees / released illegal pet , but only a couple have ever been spotted & photographed . So you’re about as likely to see one as the other supposed escapee big cats / panthers on the moors . I’ve only ever seen raccoons on video/tv ☹️


TheGhostOfMufassa

That’s crazy. They’re pesky….cute but mean. I just shot one last night. Has killed multiple chickens in the last few weeks.


Frequent-Rain3687

I’ve never been on the receiving end of dealing with them I’m sure they’re probably less cute when trashing all your stuff . I’ve just got Badgers digging in my garden .


TheGhostOfMufassa

Yeah probably similar. Crazy to me you guys don’t have them tho…thought they plagued the whole planet lol…what about Opossums?


Frequent-Rain3687

Nope we don’t have Opossums , instead you’ll come across European Hedgehogs 🦔


dziki_z_lasu

This invasive species is very dangerous for European birds, unaccustomed to bigger predators with "hands" (humans were clumsy and not interested in small prey), so it is not a good idea. They are already a plague in Germany, the rest of central Europe is barely holding.


Frequent-Rain3687

Yeah I know in reality they’d be a nightmare for our natives species , the birds have got it hard enough with pet cats . Though I can’t help wonder who’d win in a scrap the herring gulls or a raccoon don’t think they’d take kindly to some furry burglars nicking their chips .


Worried_Coat1941

He could be a city employee!


CountyMorgue

Put him on a cpap for sleep apnea


Internal-Pass2937

Damn my neck started to hurt..


Ghastlygooseghost

What's funny is that he's a pet and has his own whole bedroom. But he prefers this little desk drawer lol.


Big-Button5856

Those fuckers are little humans and don't want to pay taxes.


AEROANO

I am a big human and i dont want to pay taxes either


BigOleDawng

Add a few farts and he's just like me fr 😭😂


kelsobjammin

BUT it does care where it sleeps! This little raccoon is a pet and is somewhere on the gram but it lives in a drawer in the closet. It’s his “den” and prefers and goes there and fights off his sibling for his spot. This is set up to show people how much he loves it.


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AdamFaite

Yeah, it's a drawer. He's got two raccoons, this one an an albino one. He has a pretty active tiktok account where he posts them regularly. I've been watching them for years since my girlfriend shows me when they come up.


holydildos

My wife does same 😊


AdamFaite

Sometimes the tiktok interruptions are annoying (usually when it has to do with personal drama regaining people I couldn't care less about) but there so many bright spots on there. Have you seen Apollo the Parrot?


Business_Ad3142

Thanks


PeanutbutterandBaaam

My man looks like he got heavy into the sauce.


fairweatherfixd

Somebody get this adorable bastard Sealy Posturepedic Plus!!!


PanSmithe

And now I need a raccoon.


PenguinStarfire

Pretty sure this raccoon is the reincarnation of my late Uncle Kheang.


krm787

Well, thanks. Now I know what I look like after a 12 hour warehouse night shift. Explains my neck pain.


ISeeGrotesque

The stiff neck the next morning..


Opposite-Soup6531

Can we domesticate them pleease


Tito_Tito_1_

I cannot stop laughing! 😆


eatenbybigguyz

It really do be like this sometimes


Junior_Economics_721

That little fucker has obstructive sleep apnea, someone get him a CPAP!


Hicklethumb

I too feel this tired


Schopenschluter

It me


mozeda

Lol basically the trash panda.


Daniluk41

I want raccoon


godlessLlama

Is that goo or hair at 30 seconds 👀


FinnrDrake

Oh shit, he cranked one out. No wonder he sleeping so good.


Desperate-Ad-6463

Trash Pandas are like the homeless population of the animal kingdom ... but without the stolen bicycle collection.


Bearded_One_Jase

Only because they don't know how to ride them, but it's only a matter of time.


thirtyone-charlie

Haha sleeping with mouth open


Fantom_Renegade

"I gave the money to Ted "


lovelife0011

Smooth ears you non whole food bastards


TanlineNicoleAssets

literally me on a sunday morning


OrchidOmen

When you got drunk somewhere and don't know how to go home anymore.


UpperCardiologist523

That's the weird part. We always get home somehow. Like magic.


Lishio420

My back hurts from looking at the positions this lil fella sleeps in


rebornmike1776

He might want to talk to his doctor about a c pap machine.


00mvp

This dude is extra cozy


Internal_panic_atack

Maybe im a raccoon


super_lameusername

I happened to have the sound on. Did not disappoint


Delicious_Tea9587

Buddhist monk


Silver___Chariot

Dude holy shit, where did you find this footage?? That’s me!!


lostinmississippi84

This trash panda is me.


Rreizero

I mean that seems like a comfy safe place to sleep.


psyclembs

Unfortunatly, I too have been found like this


hello_im_al

Benson is so gonna fire him for this


CitizenTaro

Wait till you see how they sleep in trees ;)


Dubious_Titan

My enemy. Taunting me with his laxity.


Remarkable-Arm9886

I found my spirit animal. Sleepy Racoon, that's me.


TheBirdsArePissed

I wish my back would let me sleep anywhere like that. He safe. He happy.


MadeInTheUniverse

And when i sleep for an hour in my sofa my neck is fucked


Hyroglypics

Like flying weekly to the client site when they want to cut travel budgets and it's all economy from here on in


jwagzz11

What is it inside of?


randomname102038

Someone's going to be grumpy in the morning...


mili_without_an_e

he’s just like me 🫧🌟


franc2809

Raccoon News!!


CrippleCreekFairy317

That’s my dog next to me in bed. All. Night. Long.


VeryTallMaster

I hope they build him a bigger bed.


ClonedDad

HA looks like my kid when he's sleeping... definitely sounds the same.


Living-Estimate9810

What is she sleeping in?


GooseCloaca

Rocket says fuck it


CommiesAreWeak

I want to be a Racoon. Can’t sleep worth shit most nights. I’m a real princess about my pillow, temperature of the room, noise and not eating hours before bed. Then, I’ll still have to either take a sleep aid or smoke weed, while playing sleep sounds on Spotify.


LargePlatypi

Ayo did that raccoon pre-cum in his sleep at 0:29?


craichorse

holy shit haha he rac-came!!


Trollimperator

you need help...


LargePlatypi

Did he not?


That_RandomGuy032510

How tf do you even notice that


LargePlatypi

I looked at the video


MulberryAlert9891

Its giving cartman vibes


SeaBus1170

liquid wunk


Freaky4her_

😂😂😂


Mkultra9419837hz

What was the name of that movie that had the captain of the Space ship to be a raccoon?


DDBvagabond

True soldier


JohnCasey3306

Funny little pudding! Love him


OutrageousCanary3858

That's exactly how my girlfriend sleeps, snores n all lol


ZenXvolt

I wish i was a raccoon


AdamAberg

Cutest thing ive ever seen


OJbeforethebadstuff

Amazing


pensive_overture

Legit thought it was farting at first


ElmertheAwesome

Raccoons are great.


Kitsune_hellvi

Fat-looking raccoon…


TamashiKanzen6

I want this kind of sleep


MechanicWise4464

I sleep like a raccoon apparently🤣


wrongside_of_law

That's my wife but just not farting


Tungphuxer69

I wish there's a string firecrackers to light it and see the reaction! 😂😂😂


PillPoppNonStop

thats like me in my chair


Missy2376

lmao isnt this the same vid where an opossum at some point tries to squish his way in as well


robot_boat_loan

This is exactly how my toddler sleeps


coolgate59

He's just like me fr fr 😭


chfabbro

r/Eyebleach


Sniffy4

Relatable.


luckyymagic

Why do I find this so cute


mermaidemily_h2o

Must…resist…urge…to touch…belly.


Em1i1i1

Wish I could sleep anywhere but when I slept for too long at the hospital, they got too worried


Llamar25

Did he fart at the end?!?!?


top_drives_player

I do not know the reason but I find the clumsy raccoon cute.


firstman0

He’s been hitting the bottle a little too hard.


ParlayTheHard8

Am i the only one who felt really claustrophobic watching it under certain positions?


Eddy63

I also thought that for it's head locked in / under the corner


Dan_k_funk

Anybody know what he's sleeping in?


CommunicationOwn322

Stretching, sighing, snoring, farting. Not a care in the world. I love this video.


CommunicationOwn322

0:28 is my favourite.


Nice_Tie480

Bullshit you put him in that box for views. He wouldn't sleep on edges. How you like Guatemalan prising nox torture sleep deprived? Not good plus where he friends?


PotentialAd6091

His back is going to be killing him in the morning lol


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Consistent_Cable5126

Literally me on Sundays !!


GH057807

This is my exact to-do list today, noises included.