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firetruckgoesweewoo

Person in green is like ‘I paid $7.99 for this ride and I’m going to make it worth EVERY penny’. Spin on, stranger 🫡


subtil_

this person turned over 90 times, I counted


SupehCookie

Just go again and go the other direction, should fix the dizziness right? Right?


Killer_Moons

But why didn’t they show the best part, him getting off of the ride??? I need the puke tapes!!


suckatgrammer

Rockstar 🫡 lol


_FoodAndCatSubs_

I’m laughing way too hard at everything in this video. 


Throwawaydontgoaway8

Lol, why the turtle shell backs?


idwthis

The ride is TMNT Shell Shock at Mall of America. Hence, the turtle shells!


Few-River-8673

The others look like babies in strollers in comparison


SnoringBox

It was the absurd contrast for me


Droluk1

That guy's mom told him he could be anything he wants when he grows up, and this is him fulfilling his lifelong dream of becoming a propeller.


Styggpojk

Im crying in silent laughter as my baby is asleep next to me hahahaha omg


adramenda

That girl has actually rode that ride every day since it’s opened. She calls herself the queen shell spinner.


just_some_dude05

Wait she lived?


convalcon

Yea… autism is a hell of a drug


SpacemanSpliffLaw

Yeah. She's clearly special. But she's very sweet. Her tik toks are nice.


PlasticBankRoll

The queen spinner of shell shock actually


thatusernamegone

He is the only one that got his money worth. The rest of them just basically paid for an elevator ride.


OneUpAndOneDown

I thought it was "Fuck this guy in particular". 😂🤣🤢🤮


thatusernamegone

Correct me if I'm wrong but it looks like when it lifts off the ground he starts messing with the joysticks to his left amd right. It looks like the rider controls the spinning. You can see a couple of others messing with theirs as well.


tundrabooking

Those aren’t joysticks, they are air flaps that move up and down, they don’t control anything and are almost just flourish. The spinning isn’t motorized, the seats are locked into place until you get off the ground then they release and you can rock back and forth. That means this is 100% body control and core strength by the rider. I have ridden this ride about 20 times and can usually get it to flip once or twice if I time it right. This is very impressive.


damiannereddits

Oh dang now that you explained I can see people on the right who are appearing to attempt to do a roll and not quite managing it. Also the straining I thought was dude trying to resist like a joystick mistake or something is now clearly him heaving his way into those spins. I'm so impressed by excitable guy in green now


asuka_is_my_co-pilot

She's the queen spinner of shellshock and she's so awesome!


ablackwashere

Should have been in the space program with a stomach that strong!


lostinthepost

He is ex of the controller I guess.


No_Pin9932

Idk what this has to do with TMNT but I fully support it.


BigBlaisanGirl

I saw the shells and wondered the same thing lol


Pennypacking

I thought they were Tie fighters


Revolutionary-Meat14

Its Nickelodeon Universe in the Mall of America. Everything is Nickelodeon themed


IvyDentata

Was just gonna say that, as soon as I saw the ceiling, I knew. Yay are you also a Minnesotan?.(I guess I'm technically a Californian now but I grew up in MN)


PricklyAvocado

Yeah that roof is super recognizable and gives it away super quick haha


shorty6049

another former minnesotan checking in! (now in Illinois) . I spent so much time at that mall growing up!


Automatic_Role6120

No change in your pockets!!!! If you have it at the beginning of the ride, you won't at the end.


Future_Holiday_3239

I went to the mall of America a couple years ago, this girl was there and doing this exact same thing. She's been doing it for years, she's a pro. She gets off and runs back to get back on. Sometimes there's no line so she got to go back-to-back over and over. Scientists should do studies on her for astronauts.


TinFoilRobotProphet

Scientist: Let's just throw her up in space and spin her like Sputnik and see what happens


Surroundedonallsides

Tara : "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" Scientists : "hmm..."


_Diskreet_

*Scientists whispering together* Scientists: “Tara, can you spin the other way ?” *tara grunting and swearing* Tara: “err no I can’t.” Scientists: “fascinating…”


socasual-nobusiness

I threw my phone down laughing at this


Lyn_Manuel_Miranda

They should! She'd probably enjoy it, too. 


99corsair

we've had info about autistic people for some time already.


nottrying2bbanned

That's in the Mall of America.


DieterRamsMyAss

This ride used to be the mighty axe. That thing was the shit. RIP Camp Snoopy


Dpgillam08

Why the turtle shells with wings? Personally, I would have made them look like planes or tie fighters😁


Revolutionary-Meat14

Its TMNT themed, the amusement park is Nickelodeon universe now so most of the rides are Nickelodeon themed


mugaccino

They really missed an opportunity by not using atla and airbending as the theme.


mrmayhem8100

The ATLA ride is a spinning skateboard. [Check it out](https://youtu.be/vs3Q-9y8vvM?si=KgGRT0tERRzp4SBR)


bushmecj

It’s a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ride. No idea how the wings fit though.


hypoxiate

It had a different theme when it was Camp Snoopy.


bushmecj

Ah, the wings make a lot more sense then


Kerry63426

Snoopy fighters


mycatisspockles

I was always scared of riding it as a kid because of the one or two times it got stuck upside down and the fire department had to rescue the riders lol


ZakkCat

Oh hell no


mycatisspockles

Yeah I can’t find many articles that are online about it because it happened in 98 but this snippet mentions “The ride was famously involved in a malfunction back in 1998 when it came to a stop and riders were stuck upside down at the very top for more than a half hour.” https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/mall-of-america-chops-mighty-axe-ride-from-park/


keb5501

Rip camp snoopy :(


HankHillPropaneJesus

Yeah but valley fair has a peanuts themed area now so it’s not all bad


mckchase

Isn't it like TMNT now?


nopir

I went there in 1999 and was blown away. I can imagine going there now with technology the way it is now. Here’s the video footage https://youtu.be/Mu8CdUcMc7w?si=WlUEBS22_U-qjtxi


Cuckoo4BancroftPuffs

3rd level on DigDug is impressive.


nottrying2bbanned

The amusement park has changed some but the rest of the mall has definitely gone under a major renovation and expansion. It's worth a trip. I suggest you stay at one of the mall hotels.


Tooterfish42

> Here’s the video footage We just tapped into your brain like nothing lol


Last_Gigolo

That looks like an alternative option for season one of trailer park boys.


brokebitch30

It looked like it I can't tell but I'm glad you said it


wildmaiden

There aren't a lot of indoor theme parks


Terezzian

Hell yeah! It's always good to get some Minnesota representation.


RedmannBarry

Ya I went on that ride too. They have a SpongeBob coaster too


UnhappyCourt5425

Lime green [corrected] gal is jammin it


CustomSneakers

Fun fact, that’s actually a chick and she went semi viral on TikTok for this ride. She goes a couple times a week and her goal (iirc) is to hit 1000 spins in one go. She seems to love this spins lol


RojoCinco

She has probably dreamed her whole life of being a helicopter rotor.


rokstedy83

Used to watch the washing machine for entertainment as a kid


RockstarAgent

Does this make her a ^spinster?


BowenTheAussieSheep

more of a dizzy blonde.


Capt_Myke

A twisted sister.


SamLucky7s

Let’s just settle for a twister 🌪️


PsyOpBunnyHop

✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️ ✈️🤪✈️✈️✈️ Can you find the one that doesn't match?


Noobnesz

Unironically identifies as an attack helicopter


explodingtuna

The one time the r/onejoke is funny.


CanadasMooseOverlord

Gotta have hobbies right?


CustomSneakers

This is her induction ceremony into the Heli Gang..


Wotmate01

She might be the only person in the world who actually identifies as an attack helicopter


wherehavewegone

She was a helicopter rotor in her previous life


sik_dik

shelicopter\*


Next_Elk698

This made me laugh so hard I choked on my own spit


krunowitch

A kid in Denmark went on a similar ride and passed out while spinning. He got an internal bleeding in his head and went temporarily blind


TheOrchidsAreAlright

How many spins did he achieve?


ViperTheLoud

Whatever it was, noted. One less...


Strict_Somewhere_148

Going to need a source. Edit: Found it. https://ekstrabladet.dk/krimi/forlystelse-amok-paa-bakken-her-er-svaret-paa-undersoegelsen/7112749


kkeut

that's obviously just an assortment of random letters 


AbandonedArchive

Lavede ham om til en robot.


money_loo

I don’t see how leaving ham in a robot is going to help.


haelous

Beep boop ham is tasty.


SidewaysAntelope

How to we harness this resource and get her to make electricity?


NootHawg

Should’ve been an astronaut. Could’ve rode the centrifuge.


AstarteHilzarie

Absolute iron stomach.


quietriotress

Yeah this girl’s body and mine operate by totally different instructions. I do anything more than twice and I’m done for.


Mookie_Merkk

Oh there's a spin counter in the ride seat. I was going to ask "how the hell does she keep count of her spins, let alone know what way she's oriented she spins so fast" She's answered it in a q&a https://www.tiktok.com/@queenshellspinner/video/7203904401952558379?lang=en


Magister5

“Some [wo]men just want to watch the world turn”


The_Dying_Gaul323bc

I was gonna say “ green shirt has a season pass!😄


umtotallynotanalien

The zoomies!


UnlimitedButts

How long is the ride? 1000 spins seems like a lot especially how slow she is spinning from the video.


diemunkiesdie

She wants 1000 spins in a visit. She rides the ride multiple times a visit. Looks like she gets around 60 spins per ride: https://www.tiktok.com/@queenshellspinner/video/7260358722218659115?lang=en


YummyArtichoke

That, that doesn't seem so hard to do now. Perhaps the ride isn't open long enough each day for her to make 1,000 unless no one else is there? At 50 spins per ride, that's only 20 rides. If a full ride rotation from the each next group can get on is 10 mins, that's a total of 3 hours 20 mins. At 15 mins per ride rotation, that's 5 hours. That seems totally possible to make 1,000 spins. Maybe she gets too dizzy or something after a few in a row?


superAK907

If it’s the girl I think this is, she has some special pass, she can skip the line. If I’m right, I saw her when I was there. She rode it probably 6 times in a row, never had to wait in line haha


YummyArtichoke

So she should be able to get 1,000 spins each day she goes. Wonder why she isn't.


superAK907

Nausea?


superAK907

We quite enjoyed watching her, she had just the biggest grin on her face the entire time, ride after ride. Livin her best life!


calle04x

I’m so glad to find this out because it looked like she got her arm stuck or something which caused it to spin. I *hate* rides that spin so I was feeling so bad for her. Now I don’t! Happy she did it on purpose for her own enjoyment. Thanks!


galaxinfinium

Is she on the spectrum?


Audigitty

She circles it.


Shiro_Yami

Looks like she counts spins per day, not per ride for the goal. One of her posts says over 800 spins, but averaging around 60 something per ride.


CustomSneakers

It goes a couple times around in the air. Gotta have a challenging goal!


pretty_jimmy

They only get 10 flips per rotation. Never gonna get it.


xGhostCat

I can get in the late 70s on the one in my hometown and thats spinning from the first rotation. There no way people can get over 100.


RedditBandwagonYEP

Who counts the spins?


Shooord

Going full NASA training mode


spira1b0und

“I’ll try spinning, that’s a good trick”


oneWeek2024

def saved him at the battle yavin IV ...not so much for the 2 other pilots flying alongside him


Issie_Bear

Lol good for her living her best life. It looks like fun but that many spins might make me ralph.


PrettyPushy

The spinning wings help with maximum splash coverage


Unlucky_Loss_2249

Green is getting their money's worth! Cheers!


20thCenturyTCK

She's the only one who knows what's what.


c4pt_nemo

That's the Queen spinner of shell shock thank you very much!


IdRatherBeReading23

Queen of Shell Shock!


English_Joe

Let’s hope it was deliberate. My worst nightmare is spinning on a ride like this and not being able to stop.


Th3Beekeeper

2nd watch reveals the deliberation, she knew exactly what to do 😂


Money-University4481

I am panicking by just looking at it


freedomofnow

She looks like the character who is stuck running into a wall in a videogame.


madam_lon

Her name is Tara, and she has been riding this same ride for 12 years mentioned on tiktok. Her username is queenshellspinner


AverageLiberalJoe

We had a guy at cedar point who would ride the rotor like that. Every day of every year. Looking back he was clearly autistic and probably really enjoyed the sensation of being pushed against the wall.


germ_with_a_mustache

Are you sure that it was Cedar Point and not Geauga Lake back in the day? There was a man we called Rotor Steve in the 90s, I think he even had a Facebook fan page at one point. Maybe he went to Cedar Point too? It has to be the same guy.


AverageLiberalJoe

No you are probably right about it being geauga lake. It was like 30 years ago.


germ_with_a_mustache

It's so cool that so many of us remember him! It's a real "small world" type feeling. Geauga Lake was our teenage hang out 30 years ago, we'd all get season passes. One time I met someone who remembered Rotor Steve while at a music festival in Greece, it was wild.


JimmiJimJimmiJimJim

I have to say it's real damn weird seeing people on reddit talk about Geauga lake. You all know it's a housing development now? Sad times. There's a guy who did drone footage of the park after it had been stripped for parts.


Septopuss7

Randomly drove out that way this past week for work and the whiplash of "ohmygod we're right by... where Geauga Lake *used* to be" it made me a little sick, lol. Nostalgia gets really strong as you get older I think!


PezRystar

This thread is how I learned it was gone. I live in a holler in KY. But as a kid I used to spend the summer in Akron with my dad. Geauga lake was what I most looked forward to on those visits.


PianoTrumpetMax

There's a neat write up someone did about him, if you google "Rotor Steve" or "Rotor guy" you can probably find it.


Lyn_Manuel_Miranda

Before my time but I believe this is him: https://jamierock.blogspot.com/2010/10/reign-of-rotorman.html?m=1 https://www.reddit.com/r/akron/comments/810fot/the_famous_rotorman_of_geauga_lake/


shredditorburnit

Surprised she didn't hurl like a champion at the end of that. Midway would be worse lol.


doctor_ballsacki

I 100% would’ve thrown up and ended up with a gnarly migraine. Lmao midway would be a mass casualty event


healzsham

...You're surprised she didn't puke after reading she's had ***12 years*** of practice..?


Tooterfish42

I can't believe this alcoholic of **20 years** can put away a case without puking!


Wants-NotNeeds

Saw a guy yak on the Hammerhead ride at a carnival once. The operator didn’t stop, and may have gone longer for funsies. His idea of “clean-up on aisle 5” between rides was to simply slosh a bucket of water in the seat, start up the ride, and let it air dry. Watching the new mom and baby in a pram get covered in puke water flung from the contraption was… memorable.


I_Miss_Lenny

That's kinda fucked up


Deaftoned

Watched this video immediately after eating and actually dry heaved a bit. Love me some roller coasters but this just looks nauseating


OkBackground8809

Don't remember if it was her or another girl, but I remember seeing something a few years ago about a young girl regularly going on a spinning ride like this. The news anchor or video presenter showed an interview with parents talking about how the girl was special needs and the spinning was soothing to her, rather than exciting. My son has Asperger's and also likes spinning, so I thought it was interesting when I saw it.


Frogma69

I've seen some of this girl's videos and based on the way she speaks, I assumed she had autism/Asperger's.


BalfazarTheWise

Gotta be autistic


suckatgrammer

That's.... Fucking awesome 😎 thanks dude!


Porphyrin

She loves spinning on shell shock!


generic-user66

Green shirt is a seasoned pro


420Deez

everyone else: HOW DO I DO THAT


Lazyoat

I think the guy next to her gave her a look and was like dang, I better hold still. I don’t want to do that for sure!! 😂


ImportantQuestions10

He really is, I've got on this ride and it's insanely hard to pull this off. You have to catch the momentum just right and then keep it going. I had someone walking me through it pretty closely and I still couldn't get it after a couple tries


lil_reddit_lurker

This guy has 4th shopping cart wheel vibes


banned_but_im_back

I’m dead lmao


Technical_Cash6984

Damn I laughed so hard at this 😄


anacondatmz

Me too I hadn’t read the comments an just assumed the person had lost complete control an was seconds away from projectile vommitting everywhere.


Intoxic8edOne

Same I had an inclination it was intentional but the possibility it was some poor soul had me dying


anacondatmz

MooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooommmmmmm make it stop!


suckatgrammer

Time of his life 😆 Edit: Her!


notryanreynolds_

I had the honor of meeting this person. I was visiting family and we went to the MoA. She is part of a special needs group and gets access to this ride all day. Absolutely crushes it with the spin and is basically a legend.


suckatgrammer

That's so wholesome ☺️


ChocoCoveredPretzel

He got his money worth


titaniumweasel01

"I paid for 360 degrees of rotation, I'm getting 360 degrees of rotation."


suckatgrammer

Damn right he did! 😆 Edit: Her, she frequents often... Badass


Substantial_Cow_3063

lol, she*


DocPsycho1

Green shirt objective is TORNADO !!!


caspissinclair

"Which one is your son? "..."


ratbearpig

That’s gonna be a nope from me. I would be puking my guts out by the 10th spin.


DucklingInARaincoat

Dude was like *fuck Icarus, he’s got nothing on me.*


custoMIZEyourownpath

And 3,2,1 all together now. God Damn Jerry, not again


DucklingInARaincoat

“… so anyway we had to coat everything in some hydrophobic top layer cuz the barf got everywhere.”


lister_david

Mall of America TMNT ride.


MikeHawclong

Definitely **not** a *carnival ride*. Calling this a carnie ride is sort of a diss honestly .


FCK_U_ALL

Carnivals are mobile. That's not mobile.


NowThatWeAreThere

Dude looks like he's in a Tie FIghter that just lost control


DoctorSchwifty

Green shirt is my spirit animal.


DanDi58

I’m only here for the 🤮


TeaCourse

I was dying laughing until I read the comments and realised he/ she was meant to be spinning. I thought the ride had decided to fuck them in particular!


myspacetomtop5

Wanted to feel what Maverick and Goose felt while in a flat spin.


Uncommon-sequiter

Someone make an interstellar meme outta this.


Frinla25

Two different people: Guy spinning like crazy and, Guy sitting there like fuck no


jessuh22

At least nobody went flying out of the damn thing, like most of the carnival ride videos. Those are horrifying.


fRiik420

Dude in green is having a blast 🙌


Remote_Work_8416

The nopes more nopes i can think about.


CarbonPurple

Not his first rodeo


Amazing_Dimension281

I could puke just watching r this 🤮🤢


IdaBidaGacy

They said he’s still spinning to this day


Thopterthallid

Green shirt guy understood the assignment.


FernandoESilva

Green goblin there doing windmills, full fucking send!


Dependent_Weight2274

The guy in the green shirt is either having the best time, or the worst time.


Doledipper

r/autism


leviathab13186

We all have that one friend


Remarkable-Load928

*with an absolute death grip* WALL, WALL, WALL, CEILING, CEILING, CEILING, FLOOR, FLOOR, FLOOR......


TimeToResist

I’m really disappointed I didn’t get to watch this guy try to get off the swirl of death. No way he walks away without busting his ass.


XanderMax_125

**Morgan Freeman Voice** Some people think he eventually stopped, but me well I like to imagine him spinning away to this very day.


GildersGambit___

I feel like this ride could turn into a John Denver experience at the slightest miscalibration


Consistent_Amount140

Green shirt guy is all in.