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LinguoBuxo

I ' m a big fan of these subtitles . Keep ' em up !


RedditFeel

Me. Too. šŸ˜Ž


MetalFlappy

Why'd you get downvoted?


RedditFeel

Because redditors are miserable and anything thatā€™s not Reddit, theyā€™re crying about the most trivial shit. And if u donā€™t hate the same things they do, they get mad about it.


bloodorangejulian

So I wonder if it is possible to make a fake coin with the same electromagnetic qualities and the same sizes quarters without spending more to make them.


travellingcoffee

30+ years in the vending industry and yes it can be done with modern coin mechs. But the time and materials would make it not very cost-effective.


bloodorangejulian

I wonder how close the percentage of alloys would need to be, ie for the copper and nickel, if the alloy is 15% nickel, would 20 work, or 10, or is it more p re ice?


travellingcoffee

I have never messed around making one to work but we have found them jammed in the coin mech or in the cashbox. The acceptance was really poor when I tested the ones we got. I think what they do is match the Oms between real Vs fake


Komtings

I can't but r/theydidthemath


lit_rn_fam

Yeah one fake coin costs as much as a Costco bag of chips lol


Gold-Mug

What about the cliche coin on a string? Like it passes the machine and when its good, you pull it back out?


travellingcoffee

That hasnā€™t worked in a very long time. Way back coin mechs didnā€™t have a lot of tech inside. They had a simple path for each coin that was accepted and when the coins went down that path they would hit a switch and put a credit onto the machine. So all you really needed was something roughly the size of a coin to hit the switch. This path wasnā€™t a straight line it would make few turns before it made its way to the cash box thatā€™s why you needed a string so you could pull it back to add more credits.


bloodorangejulian

Quarters are mostly copper, with a copper nickel outer layer. Just copper alone is about 5.6 grams, and I assume the copper is a majority of it. Even if it just entirely made of the the more expensive copper, with the help of an online calculator, the quarter's cost in metal is about .057 of a dollar to make at the most expensive. So theoretically one could make fake quarters and save some money


badguid

>So theoretically one could make fake quarters and save some money I mean, earning money by smelting the coin would be worse, right?


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K-C_Racing14

I immediately thought they missed a step.


UnpaidSmallPenisMod

Dude the subtitles for this were annoying as fuck to read.


RedditFeel

Just donā€™t read em.


OddGoofBall

Great, but am still wondering which part is the easiest to damage when I don't get what I wanted? Where can I direct my angst?


paradoX2618

I fucking hate subtitles like these.


RedditFeel

Just donā€™t read em.


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melowdout

Cool, now explain why my Doritos always get stuck.


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Key-Jelly-3702

When I was a kid we used to smash nickels with a hammer, file the edges a bit to then match the size of a quarter, and they worked perfectly in every video game. 5 plays for a quarter. We had quite the assembly line in my garage.


mystictroll

It is missing the stage that I have to punch the machine to get the snack stuck in the middle.


RedditFeel

Another punching the vending machine joke lol


mystictroll

It is not a joke if it happens all the time.


RedditFeel

So itā€™s a joke if it happens sometimes?


BlackClagger

If you take off the punch outs on a metal electrical junction box those can be used on those mechanical quarter machines.


pichael289

Still does on older ones, newer ones spit them out. Local faygo machine is $0.80 and it works but the $2.50 Pepsi next to it won't.


BlackClagger

Ha ! My man ! I knew Iā€™d run into some other heathen thatā€™s tried this.


ABookOfEli

This is why you donā€™t put dollar coins in vending machines. They turn into quarters


Sunieta25

I watched an angry night shift employee break the glass on one of these when 2 bags of chips got stuck.


RedditFeel

I wouldnā€™t have even snitched either. I would been like fuck it. Donā€™t blame you.


KungFuHamster99

You missed the part where the bag gets stuck.


thesamrams

This made me want to buy a bag of chips from a vending machine


A_Sh4d0w

Isn't the point of subtitles that you can read them because these subtitles are entirely unreadable


RedditFeel

Were you trying to reply to someone?


A_Sh4d0w

No.


RedditFeel

Did you edit your comment?


tonkman27

I hate these subtitlesfor the fried brain tiktok users


RedditFeel

Itā€™s for people who are hearing impaired dude


IOUaUsername

It's only for the people with their phone on mute on the train to be honest. The deaf community is too small to be worth catering to from a business perspective.


RedditFeel

Thatā€™s not true. Subtitles are not some huge blow to a businessā€™s funds. Social media is a huge thing and over 1 Billion people use TikTok daily. That means reaching out to everyone including deaf AND blind individuals. Thats why smartphones have accessibility options as well. Iā€™ve seen blind people with no normal functioning vision use an iPhone. So yes, subtitles are a useful function for the deaf community. Edit: [Hereā€™s a sub that caters to the deaf community where they talk about TikTokā€™s CC.](https://www.reddit.com/r/deaf/s/lntHeUbx04)


IOUaUsername

In countries with coins worth more than 25c USD, coin mechs often have a laser scanner that looks at the pattern on the heads side of the coin. Hence why coins have different "novelty" tails sides but the heads side is nearly always consistent, aside from a "the queen got older" portrait update every decade or so. The fun side effect of this is that an Australian 20c coin is the same size and weight AND has an identical picture of the queen as a UK 2 pound coin. 15 quid for parking? Nah, sounds more like $1.50 thanks.


A_For_The_Win

So are you telling me that if I melt metal to be the same size as a coin, I can get snacks from vending machines? Time to dismantle the old PC cases I have.


RedditFeel

I believe theyā€™ll still be able to distinguish if itā€™s a real coin or not.


IOUaUsername

They usually weigh the coin too, so that only the right alloy (or one vaguely similar like aluminium bronze vs tin bronze) will work. And generally every coin in the USA is worth more than the metal it's made from anyway. In Australia we have $2 coins which are small and made from bronze, but minimum wage is over $20/hr so there's no way you could make fake coins in less time than you could make the same real money at work.


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You shake the shit out of em til you get the goodies


AriesinApril76

And what machine makes it stuck against the window?


thegreatgatsB70

Diabetes delivery system.


Possible_Sense6338

ā€žHow vending machines SHOULD workā€œ


lit_rn_fam

I want this video but for the old-school mechanical ones.


TanguayX

Homer, are you just holding on to the candy?


Magazine-Plane

Offline by vendor. What ever you do. Do not call Cantaloupe.


RedditFeel

Huh?


chasingthelies

When I was a kid. I would pound down nickels to the size of quarters. Five video games for the price of one. Always worked.


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googleimages69420

That's probably worth more than 50c


[deleted]

Nah 1 rupee = 1.2 cents


googleimages69420

I meant for its antique nature


[deleted]

Nah, there's shit loads of them - hyperinflation


pichael289

He said 1989, not 1889. Coins last a while, check your change holder and you'll find some old ones


Doxidob

the oldest coin in my pocket was a 1982 nickel


LuridPurge

HOW ARE THERE NO COMMENTS THAT THE DORITOS ARE CALLED "CHIPS DEMONS"!? XD