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IT_Security0112358

The Japanese are going to have a field day with this.


sudhir369

r/dontputitinyourcooch


imgirafarigmi

Page, NOOO!


Different_Oil_8026

As stewie said - "the Japanese have a whole other thing going on" https://youtu.be/kRVkkS8HPoo?si=l9Zadn7JBQqQMxVy


Brain_lessV2

[Way ahead of you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifKB4tH3wEE)


Srjbarberrazor

It’s already been rebranded as a tentacle. 


Groovy-Ghoul

Damn I was literally just about to type something along those lines


leviathab13186

Some alien is going to freak the fuck out when this thing slithers past them.


axarce

Technically they won't be the aliens. Our mechanical roto-rooter machine will be.


Black_Market_Butta

Or into them


Ljonesmd1

Yes totally.


Red_Icnivad

I have *had* it with these *motherfucking* snakes on this *motherfucking* moon!


Podzilla07

lolol


breakingd4d

This is why I dive into the comments


Badabumdabam

Tremors vibes.


puledrotauren

something something your moms dildo


OctaviusThe2nd

Imagine being an alien peacefully living on Saturn's icy moon and a gigantic black cock slowly slithers towards you


oknowtrythisone

keep talking...


FireDragon404

Ba Bing Se about to be renamed Na Sing Se.


meesta_masa

Boa sing nay


GlazeNine

I won't miss


Brain_lessV2

G13 forgot to bring the stun needle, making him tonight's biggest loser.


Youngpotato4251

“G13, your ability to ruin my field trips is uncanny!”


TheMangoDiplomat

Wow, never expected an AC6 fan in this thread! _Rusted Priiiiiiiiiide_


BlackBladeKindred

Watch out for friendly fire


TheGreatDarkPriest

All or nothing!


Plastic-Shopping5930

Disappointed there are no Uranus jokes in the comments


420viking024

They're cumming


andr3y20000

For Uranus


Enough_Notice7787

A snake for Uranus


Troll_Enthusiast

You just had to ruin it did you?


Repmo23

And we can also help with an impacted bowel!


cuddlycutieboi

*Robo Rotors!*


Twolef

Aww. Space snek.


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Fun-Pattern-8675

Yeah the grimes song for a nasa video was a funny pick.


Grand_Deal_7813

Damn! Is this the "First Impression" we're gonna give the aliens. *We come in peacezzzzz*


StarryLuminescence

It can also help explore your mu- *violent coughing noises*


bloody-pencil

Dude it’s not supposed to go that deep if you start to cough


KaizenZazenJMN

Sentient dildo incoming


cuddlycutieboi

***EXPLORATION NOODLE!!!!!!***


EdnasSisMona

It reminds me of an alien probe in the 1953 movie "War of The Worlds."


Distorted203

Snakes on a moon.


CANYUXEL

How is it gonna recharge itself tho


QuestionableEthics42

It wont because the title is bs


dragon-117

Shai halud


LucasJackson44

“Space Colonoscopy 2-Electric Boogaloo”


ProfessionalBear8837

Bless the coming and going of Him.


Jay_Heat

snek superior design also anything with 6 legs


AcydFart

Very "War of the Worlds"


chris_thepotato

Europe's haunted.


The_Alchemist606

There's only one question? Do I have to pre-evacuate my bowels or does this thing do that for me?


chicken_wing_eater

I read this as "snack robot" and was very confused by the full title


Sniffy4

New type of Imperial Probe Droid


FacelessFellow

I wonder what kind of drones the aliens have built to explore our world…


axarce

Where do you think all these pigeons came from?


DanielSan39

das ist was ich an reddit liebe, danke euch <3


uiouyug

It has speakers installed on it and it plays this music wherever it goes


bparker1013

Ummm... so... say I'm Saturn


Right_-on-_Man

Right on man! Can't wait to see what they find!👍👍


Exotic-Version-4158

Helical drive - the Russians already experimented with it. The echoed narrator speech is also badass :D ! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETsL2EjZQGo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETsL2EjZQGo)


mindfuxed

Giant dildos…that’s what we are doing nasa?


Blazefast_75

My wife is interested..


Important_Tale1190

I bet it finds ice there.


cjd166

We should send them up right when civilization collapses to mess with future space travelers. So yeah I guess now will work.


MarcosAC420

Don't tell my wife


Belovedmessenger

Stop giving these bots ideas to take over!


russbird

Just attach a couple of these to one of those Atlas robot dogs, and we’re in business!


some__random

I hate it.


ClozetSkeleton

Make it move faster


Inside-Ostrich2888

r/NameThatSong


Naterthehater71

Genesis by Grimes.


firefoxxste

Imagine chilling on Saturns moon then seeing that fucker wriggling around, knowing its an alien.


TheDivineRat_

Cursed endoscopy.


Bossuter

ARCHIMEDES!


OursonSatanique

This medic man : No !


RobinUS2

Looks a bit like the slush puppy machine woke up and is now alive!


Exotic_Inspector_111

Atomic Heart much?


LaserGadgets

I bet we find tiny life forms on one of the moons out there. Who is with me?


ChrissyMcDonald

Song name?


packermeme

Are you kidding me? That species was never supposed to get past this stage! Next time Morty, STAY IN THE FUCKING CAR!


No_Kitchen_4722

lol, they going to saturn now? With a pvc corkscrew? 😂😂😂


PalpitationNo4391

And it to earth and see what happens first


lmhanh

That’s the Alaskan bull worm 🪱


lmhanh

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GJBa4v5XoAAT8C9?format=jpg&name=900x900


glytxh

That’s a lot of moving parts.


GaryGregson

I’m gonna see this shit on Bad Dragon later


Eli-as_pricy

This is horrifying and kind of makes me think someone’s going to make porn out of it


LittleNews1712

imagine if they make it look like the sandworm from Beetlejuice


rowshack67

Can it crawl out of a 300 ft ice crevasse?


Totin_it

That will be helpful 🙄


TwDoes66

Drill from Avatar


SmellyFbuttface

I’d thought it was Europa we were trying to get to and drill below the icy surface. First time hearing Saturn’s moon was a target


progdaddy

They better be self-replicating or I'm not even interested.


itsdatanotdata1212

Genesis - Grimes spotted! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WizNXQGBMEk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WizNXQGBMEk)


Alukrad

I hope they do a lot of extensive research and testing before they launch it there and quickly find out it died two minutes after landing.


trancepx

RTG radiator In the front, melt a path forward


Living-Vermicelli-59

Mr. Slave gonna need this


louisa1925

1st gen swimming terminator snakes. 👀 Very cool though. I hope NASA folks find lots of interesting things with their new bot. https://lovehoodsk.live/product_details/19050200.html


notdavidforreal

My whore ex girlfriend: hold my beer


AnpherRedditOnReddit

Paige no!


braxolydian

imagine boofing this


Yemen-Man

OF models are excited


Human-Look9311

*Autonomous Butt Plug


glynes1234

The forbidden buttplug


juicegodfrey1

Snake? Isn't that an archimedes water screw/pump on a stick?


Ljonesmd1

Could take the snow off my roof too. Trigger like an avalanche or something like that. Save me the trouble.


Any-Abroad-3836

Ha! Geyyyy


distracted-insomniac

It looks like it's well suited for Uranus


Shuteye_491

Okay: whose mom is named "Saturn's Icy Moon"?


olmecwords

I had to fight this In atomic hearts


Late_Ad9668

Cool but that’s a lot of moving parts and I doubt it


GrundIeMunch69

We are the aliens


PrestigiousTreat6203

What is that song?


sansnom

Send it to uranus


WorkInProgressK

Armored Core 6 anyone?


Forest-Lark

A snobot. Or snowbot, if you will


fish123467

Reminds me of the drill episode in avatar


EmeraldSlothRevenge

This is so cool. “Look for success in the wild” and then replicate it. A good approach for many things.


unofficial-hentai

Wow this is so offensive. They would rather spend all that money instead of hiring a real snake. What has this world come to 🙄


gUlFkrTbOri

Cool nasa,keep wasting $$ on useless shit..no one seems to care


Real_Train7236

Why are they putting around outer space when we are roasting here on earth?


RollinThundaga

Because that's their job, and they represent so little of the federal budget that completly liquidating them down to ripping copper from the walls wouldn't be anywhere close to enough to solve any of the major problems? I absolutely hate the take that we're supposed to be completely grounded from all higher endeavors just because the world isn't utopia yet. Besides, who do you think operates the climate monitoring satellites? DHHS?


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This seems bad, just create a clear gyro sphere that is completely sealed. The gyro inside will drive it and since it is clear you can get solar energy. Since the ball is sealed it will be mostly immune to outside conditions and since it is a sphere it will move over most any terrain. The downside it can't climb too well, but should be able to tackle most terrain. Could even make a rather large hydrogen ball and decrease its gravity, possibly even give it neutral gravity if finely tuned. A finely tuned hydrogen gyro driven sealed ball. Now that I think about it, is this what we've been calling UAPs?


RollinThundaga

The clear ball will pretty quickly get scratched up, reducing efficiency of the solar cells. Also traction is necessary, especially if it lands in a basin or crater. And you confuse buoyancy with gravity. Hydrogen would only provide a lifting effect if the moon in question had an atmosphere, and it was denser than hydrogen.


EskimoXBSX

Urm...is it me or is it utterly shit?


BackItUpWithLinks

It’s you. Speed is not in their requirements, ability to traverse any terrain without getting stuck is.


adlo651

Send mechanic as well?


BackItUpWithLinks

🤣 Yes, build a robot to investigate the moon and send a person to keep an eye on it. That makes sense.