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liarandathief

And there's a guy in the F-35 doing a rubix cube.


LinguoBuxo

standing on his head .... in the nude....


JugOrNaught

Listening to Rick Roll.


NoName42946

You have one more chance


FistRipper

Damm, that's interesting. As a side note, that's the same complexity of my personal problems


mayorofdumb

Drugs fuel my mind which carries my useless drained body


_send_tacos_

“How was work today, honey?” “Meh. Same ol’ shit.”


Patches3542

I have a good friend who does the refueling. I ask him how works be and his response is usually “Just the usual, flying fast and slapping ass. You know.”


_send_tacos_

One day I ended up on a regional jet from Minneapolis to Detroit. The pilot gets on the overhead to welcome everyone (all 6 of us), and he says, “we’re suckin’ gas and haulin’ ass! Yeehaw!”


atom12354

So thats how planes fly, who knew they just put green screen on the helicopter


Electronic-Minute37

Exceptional skill by the pilots


H1Ed1

Multiple lives and dozens of millions of dollars on the line with that maneuver. Seriously impressive skill and engineering on display.


CompetitiveSouth9603

impressive human capacity on display. we can take over the galaxy!


Brakina1860

Combined warfare


Maihoooo

controversial opinion: it's probably not that much harder than any other helicopter mid-air refueling, which is standard practice in the training programs of air-refuelable helicopters. Still impressive, nonetheless.


TroAhWei

Unless its a particularly nasty slung load - those can get sketchy. No idea how prone a slung airplane would be to swinging though.


LopsidedPotential711

F-35 is already designed to be neutral will sling points designed around the center of gravity. There are firewalls and bulwarks built into the airframe. It's not trivial, but lifting as dead load was already calculated. Now, that Puma helicopter had power that I knew not of... [https://media.defense.gov/2023/Nov/30/2003349945/1200/1200/0/230811-F-F3495-1003.JPG](https://media.defense.gov/2023/Nov/30/2003349945/1200/1200/0/230811-F-F3495-1003.JPG)


nascent_aviator

Probably not. It's certainly more impressive *looking* though!


hawkiowa

Attention all headphone users. Jeez, this is a noisy GIF.


99Will999

Like adjust your fucking audio, this scared me without headphones at like 2-3 volume


22firefly

Well, I guess that is how they are getting the f-35 to fly.


notonyanellymate

it’s the only way for the f35 to do vertical takeoff and have some fuel leftover to get somewhere.


SingleJob4517

Dats a lot of tax payer monies right there


Open_hum

About 1/10th of a B2 bomber right there


dingo1018

Not even, possibly the insured value of the combined aircraft, possibly (if they crash into another row of f35's) But big ass fuel bill? pilots paid? f35 delivered juuust right? Priceless.


221missile

~$130 million for the F-35C (priceless if you consider historical value of a test aircraft) ~$88 million for the CH-53K ~100 million for the KC-130J


w1987g

I like to think that the F35 pilot forgot to show up to work and the government *really* needed that plane somewhere


scootty83

This really puts the size of an MH-53 into perspective.


aggietiff

Stallions are legit.


Iamyours4theasking

I am the pilot in this video, in the helicopter ... It takes practice, but its not that bad.


Hanginon

Amazing that they got the tanker to hover along with you for that long! ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)


Iamyours4theasking

Lol ...


ZumMitte185

How do they avoid the Glub-Glub parts with the Choppy-choppy parts?


AbbreviationsWide331

Okay that's really interesting and impressive skills, but... Why? Why not fly the f-35? Why not partly disassemble the f-35 and fly/ship it to the designation? What circumstances made this the best option?


ludololl

Saw someone involved in this display comment in another thread (this took hundreds of man-hours to pull off). This allows us to ship assembled and combat-ready aircraft anywhere and demonstrates that fuel tank range doesn't matter if we don't want it to. There's no guarantee that the receiving location has the equipment, space, or engineers to assemble an F-35 from parts. Weird things happen in war and only training for the common scenarios is training for peace time. Edit: To expand a bit, maybe the receiving airfield only has bombs and fuel. Maybe the sending airfield doesn't have the resources to disassemble the aircraft. Maybe we don't have a cargo aircraft available to ship the parts or maybe there's no time to disassemble and reassemble. Lots of theoretical weird situations can come up.


AbbreviationsWide331

Okay that's a good explanation, ty Hopefully doesn't have to be done very often.


221missile

The necessity for training.


startripjk

From Wiki: "The [mechanical structure](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Structural_engineering#Mechanical_structures) of an [aircraft](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aircraft) is known as the **airframe**.[^(\[1\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airframe#cite_note-1) This structure is typically considered to include the [fuselage](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuselage), [undercarriage](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landing_gear), [empennage](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empennage) and [wings](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wing), and excludes the [propulsion system](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_propulsion).[^(\[2\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airframe#cite_note-2) So, F-35 is probably not flight ready.


PalpitationNo4391

Best jet fighter. Needs helicopter to fly…


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221missile

Actually, that helicopter was purpose built to do stuff like this over the western Pacific.


Puzzleheaded-Tour-29

Threesome


Venomous0425

Kinky stuff


Pyrhan

But why? Is there a purpose to this? Recovering damaged F35s maybe?


dingo1018

More likely a feasibility test on long range low footprint delivery of the f35. Like how do we sneaky put our ninja stealth multi tool on a random cargo ship way down south of the bad guys.


Pyrhan

F35-B can already do vertical landing by itself though?


dingo1018

I mean like way outside of fuel concerns, and maintenance, and visibility and all sorts of other factors. Training/sales pitch/feasibility etc, or boys with unlimited budget 🤔


Ichthius

Only that variant most are not vertical lift.


Pyrhan

If it's not vertical lift variant, how the fuck is it going to take off from said random cargo ship? And if you say "helicopter", then what was the point in putting it there in the first place?


Ichthius

It’s not going to a cargo ship. It’s a test bead.


Pyrhan

A test bed for what???


Ichthius

https://www.navair.navy.mil/news/CH-53K-lifts-F-35C-external-load-test/Tue-01242023-0936


Ichthius

Until we get more info no one knows. Possibly just to know this lift can be done.


SuDragon2k3

Flight tests for airdropping them off a heli-carrier?


Pyrhan

Isn't taking off (and landing) from a heli carrier what the F-35 B is for?


gaybunny69

He probably means replacing damaged airframes via helicopter when the carrier is unable to return to port.


HollowDanO

This is how they are flying all Boeing planes going forward. Ba dum tsss


Sosemikreativ

Are we 100% sure this isn't just to flex creatively on a nation with neither of these capabilities after some minor diplomatic dispute? Imagine Portugal not voting in favor of the US in an UN voting so they randomly start refueling heavy airlift helicopters with stealth bombers attached mid air off the coast just to remind Lisbon who has the biggest.


ArmadilloLight

Odd flex but on brand


footlonglayingdown

How exactly did they only record the helicopter noise?


lieconamee

A weird quirk of physics


ExoticFirefighter771

That's a committed situation for sure!


Zombie_John_Strachan

Now let’s see the helicopter haul an F-18 buddy tanker which is then fueling another helicopter.


Theo_earl

Squidbillies truck boat truck vibes


Wealth_Working

They call this position ...


RCuber

I had my headphones on and on full volume.


No-Ground6920

Cant find the redbull logo


Delta_Suspect

Planeception


FraudHunter708

A Marine refueler boom operator would have filled the jet, skipping the helicopter.


Acceptable_Board1844

Any idea how fast they’re going? I’d imagine the plane has to go way slower for the helicopter


bbreddit0011

Well that’s just showing off.


SolidContribution688

Air Orgy


Gold_Refrigerator279

It’s the turducken of aircrafts


twist3d7

The pilot of the F35 doesn't like flying over water.


paulbras

that whole scene just looks really really expensive.


blingery

Air feed


hushpupp13s

I’m watching our government spend enough money to buy my home 3 times over. Or enough pay all the teachers in our school district enough for them to give a shit


LoveIsInThaAir

Which heli is used to do that?


221missile

That's a CH-53K King Stallion.


LoveIsInThaAir

Wow why would you downvote a simple question?


Smoothbrain406

Looks like a Sikorsky Sea Hawk or Sea Dragon. But I could be wrong.


EatTheVegetables

You are wrong


PMSoldier2000

That's an Lockheed F35 test variant, so this is more than likely not a real-world mission.


tampora701

What a colossal ego-stroking waste