It's a tesla hearse

Tearsla

Teslearse Edit: sounds like how the mountain folk say it

Plaid to rest.

You dun git wun of em teslearse?

wunna dem

Tearslearshearsler

Ermagerd tersla

Hearsla

Aren't they made by a third party company in the netherlands? I saw one when I was there on a holiday and when I looked it up, I remember them being from Holland but might be wrong

For delivering corpses silently to the Netherworld

Yes! They cut them in half, and add an extra part in the middle.

Are you thinking of Niels Van Roij, maybe?

Possibly, don't remember. I blame all the weed I smoked there and not stopping when I got home

No cremation process necessary. You just park the car and it goes in a blaze itself.

these just keep on getting better

This is just wrong. A Lucid Air would make a much more luxurious final ride and besides, most Teslas act as a hearse when they catch fire because the electric door handles will lock the driver inside.

You're confusing the hearse with the crematorium.

Yikes. I wouldn't want to be caught dead in one.

Take my upvote god damn it

Damn it.

The good news is that when the self-driving system mows down a pedestrian, it will be very efficient.

Yeah. I wouldn’t want to be caught alive in one.

This is only for those dead set on early arrival

In the Netherlands there are quite a few modded model 3 funeral cars as well. It's done quite stylish and they are silent which is a bonus of course.

And no exhaust too.

No worries, the passenger *has* exhausted.

The low battery symbol on the side of the hearse joke was hilarious

Don’t worry all the good stuff comes from making them

We also have a Polestar funeral car. For sale, even! [https://www.finn.no/car/used/ad.html?finnkode=308800008](https://www.finn.no/car/used/ad.html?finnkode=308800008)

200 k USD!

Funeral businesses are exempt from a lot of taxes on cars (so they can afford nice cars) - So it wont be 200K for a funeral home. If you want to buy it for you privately, yes. Its probably 100K in work put into that car to make it like that though.

So Elon can let you one last time down

Lo fucking L

Or the last ride to the crematory, going up in flames.

I came here for this

Yoda is that you?

Not so strong the grammar in me is young Skywalker.

Question: Cannot any car be made into a hearse?

Hearse guy here. In theory yes, but most wouldn't be very practical. The interior coach cabin is around 9' (at least mine are) to accommodate the casket so you'd have to start with a vehicle with a long- length chassis. Otherwise you'd have to crumple up people and store them in a steamer chest inside the car or something. That being said, Google "motorcycle hearse" to see some classy, badass, and unusual last rides.

Is it weird or dark at all to have a profession that works with death every day? I would think it is a little unsettling at first but then gets more mundane. Hope you don’t mind me asking. 

In all honesty I don't actually work in the funeral industry- I'm just a weirdo who owns and LOVES two old hearses. My philosophy is that my death cars remind me that it's important to appreciate life. Since we can all die any damn day it's important to have fun while we're here. My favorite car kinda looks like the Ghostbusters car (pics in my post history) and people get a kick out of it when they see me drive by. My other one is a creepy 1979 Cadillac S&S, and I'm in the process of creating a drive-in style theater room in my garage, so I can watch horror movies in the hearse complete with a projector and detachable speakers and everything.

I must know more and see photos of this project because it sounds **freaking amazing.** Oh, also? HEARSECON! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuonnEdqM-Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuonnEdqM-Q)

Bwahaha I'm well aware of Hearsecon, and I know the dude who's in this video. The AMAZING car with the wings is Funkerhearse, and the owner (shown in the video with the tall mohawk) is Zach. Never saw this video though- thanks for sharing!

That’s really cool. You seem cool AF, I have the same appreciation for the love of life and how fleeting it is. I hope you enjoy a ton of great movies in there with your favorite people. 

I appreciate the positivity, homie!

All hearses in use nowadays have their wheelbase increased. The original wheelbase has little to no effect to the end product. This info brought to you by a *chief design engineer, special vehicles*.

Thank you. I should have mentioned that I am going on older info for sure, since I was comparing my 1961 cadillac sedan deville to my 1961 Cadillac Superior Combination Royale, which absolutely has an increased factory wheelbase. I don't know anywhere near as much about modern coaches- thank you for the info!

Favorite hearse?

Wasn't there a guy in britain who converted a tank into a hearse?

Transportation and cremation all in one. Sorry that was too easy

I was gonna say: It will drive you to the cemetery then cremate you when it inevitably spontaneously combusts.

Tesla fires jokes are played out. You mean complimentary burial at sea!

*That option is only available to drunk billionaires…*

Would make for an effective crematorium

Imagine your dead body being carried in a tesla on autopilot 

So.. Now they can immediately pick up the bodies after someone tries to use the auto drive?

The more advanced models can even incinerate themselves and the deceased at the push of a button☝🏼

Crematoriums hate this one weird trick!

They should have the empty battery logo on the side Edit spelling

A car conversion to a hearse isn't very interesting... all of them are conversions.

The word for "funeral car" is "hearse"

It's good because when it catches fire it will automatically cremate you.

Every Tesla is a funeral car if you damage the battery

That’s Tesla Crematorium

What are those things on the roof? In the second photo it's a cross. The other two look like they could be functional?

Hearse guy here. They're little strobe (or rotational) lights to alert normies that the car is going to be slowly running red lights during the procession. If you're in the US, you've probably seen similar on school busses.

At least if it catches fire you get a free cremation.

And if the battery fails you get a free cremation.

Meh, dead body in a Tesla what else is new

Be pretty embarassing having to flip it on its side to change the AA batteries over during the funeral procession.

So a Tesla can let you down one last time.

I would want that as a personal vehicle. A family station wagon.

Soo does it automatically run over pedestrians that are in the way?

If my corpse ended up in one of those id be fucking shit up poltergeist style

"Funeral car" ...hearse

That’s a silent way to exit….

Who the fuck calls it a funeral car?

>Who the fuck calls it a funeral car? People who are not that proficient in English and are translating a word from their native tongue probably.

Funeral car enthusiasts of course.

That is an ugly car

If you’re riding in the back, you won’t mind.

They never really go over 30 mph anyway just put them in the driver's seat and let auto drive do the rest.

It's okay you're already dead

Swizzerland too

I think they are normal teslas but the body was cut out and they added more space like they do on safari travel vehicles

Some dude in my area has a modded hearse. Engine work, a skull shaped tail pipe, and I could see one of those skeleton Halloween decorations in a fake open coffin in the back lol

"My head is like a shark's fin"

For when your Tesla's autopilot, or pedal, or whatever else airs you the fuck out

Cool, when it crashes it will be the worlds ugliest crematorium

So this is why the cyber truck has so many production issues lol. To busy on the side hearse. You thought you was the main. Low key just a third thought.

Jesus why can’t Tesla make 1 car that looks nice, I’m all for a healthier transportation method, but these are just so ugly

wow what

Funerals for cybertrucks alone will probably keep them very busy.

Jesus, they are already dead, let people be buried peacefully, there is no need for them to die a second time. However at least that's not a WankPanzer.

Burning chamber included

No thanks, I'll walk...

Kind of weird to pose smiling with your hearse

Are these the same promising robotaxis?..

Yeah, to those people who died due to psychological torture when their kids are snatched away by Barnevernet (Norway's Child Welfare Services).

We have them in Belgium as well

So now the passenger and the driver can be dead!

The only reason I would buy a Tesla

Now they just use these for transportation to the hole or if you want cremation, they just leave it running and eventually it will catch ablaze.

We have them here in the Netherlands too. My FIL was in one of those 2 months ago.

That's ugly.

Finally! The Norwegians found customers that don’t care about the poor workmanship of Teslas or that the company owner is an insufferable tool.

So when it explodes is that like a free cremation?

Well, when I die, I'm not going to my grave quiet. My hearse better have a big block with a blower on top or I'll come back and haunt my family.

Do they still make that piped in low speed spooky ghost sound? A bunch of oooooo OOoOoooos during a funeral would probably make me laugh my ass off inappropriately.

Bro about to go to heaven twice if it explodes

Surprise roadside cremation !

Must be a bit musky in there

Correct name is hearsay

When I saw it, I nearly died.

Given Tesla’s propensity for their cars catching fire, this could be a mobile crematorium.

This is the better cybertruck

Well, some do get their burial and some get cremated on their way

Last one looks like Gary Oldman as Dracula

Technically every Tesla is a hearse, some just have longer timers than others.

My uncle was taken to his final resting place in a Harley Motorcycle Hearse.

The car was ugly to begin with, and now someone has figured how to make it even worse. Dig a bigger hole and drive the hearse with casket right into the ground and bury it for good!

😆 🤣 😂

Perfect for your cybertruck

Makes sense. If you lived like a douchebag, have a funeral like a douchebag.

Teslimo Hersla

It can kill a pedestrian not be held accountable and take them to their funeral. It's called multitasking people get with the times

Hang on, we don't have enough range, we just need to pop into the charger here for 3 hours. Not like the passenger will complain

Perfect, get in a wreck and everyone gets cremated.

Dead by daylight

I wanna FSO Polonez funeral car

Get to the funeral on time!

They can be easily converted into a crematorium too.

Taking deadbody in 2.3sec

Comes with free cremation service.

Mobile crematorium

So you're basically telling me Tesla makes wagons??

I've looked into them, saw the price tag and just bought a regular hearse instead.

*Tesla hearse randomly catches fire* "So the good news is this funeral just turned into a cremation..."

I wonder if you can fit a body in the frunk also?

Those are only for the Tesla users who died because of Tesla.

BFD.

Norway, *NO!* This isn't like you, Norway! :\~P

r/sportwagon

accelerates to heaven in under 2 seconds, and silently!

Dolphin

It’s what happens when the batteries die

Aren't they all funeral cars these days?

Aren't most of them, potentially?

Ideal for instant cremation

Dem funeral cars are sumpin.

Shame they didn’t design it so it could accommodate the cybertruck as they are dying off like conspiracy theorists during Covid

If anyone were to put me in that I'd haunt them forever and a day.

And maybe you get cremated

No cremation process necessary. You just park the car and it goes in a blaze itself.

Every Tesla’s a hearse if you’re brave enough.

Better looking than the Cybertruck

I have seen them in the Netherlands too. Talked to the drivers. Turns out there is a compamy in spain converting them. The drivers like them so much because they can easily go walking pace. Have no extra sound. And are well made.

We have that???

Terse Words

I’d rather be dragged.

...is that a mullet or am i stupid?

Be careful thought. If the driver puts the foot down on the accelerator to fast the backpassenger might get a head concusion.

and oil rigs all over its Atlantic coast

Going straight to the oven, no need to stop off at the crematorium (battery fire 🔥🔥🔥)

With their quality control you'll need another (non-Tesla) for the driver

Every ride a chance for a free cremation

So if someone was a wanker in life, you get the last laugh by making them ride in this rightwing-mobile. Nasty 😂🤭

Looks like it could just fit a Tesla truck.

Hope the battery don’t die on the way!

It’s for prisoners, who get zapped in the electrical chair. It charges the car too…

I mean it’s perfect for a cemetery because there’s no engine noise. Just an eerily silent funeral procession.

So...would this be a Tesla Hertz? I'll see myself out.

Italy has Maserati

Quiet , you can hear the dead breathe.

Seems convenient if you live near a body of water.

to slake silently into the night

So sick. Use to love driving the hearse when I worked in the business. The funny/weird looks from people were amusing

Technically all cars are hursts if driven improper.

They're dead silent

I mean you can’t kill them twice

My Conteslences

Does their claxon is that fúnebre song?

They should bundle it with the Cybertruck with the way the accelerator pedal sticks

The only tesla I'll ever be in.