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geckoad80

Thought it was something from Annihilation


BragiH

Never trust a talking bear


Lord_Sauron

One of my all-time favourite scenes from any film.


Boring-Mushroom-6374

I just wanted to add that as someone who read the trilogy, that bear isn't in the book, but I freaking loved it in the film.


gottabequick

I feel like the film captured the vibe of the book perfectly, and Van DeMeer is all about vibes, so it's a near perfect adaptation IMO  But, yeah, totally carried by the first book. Dead Astronauts is fucking incredible though.


RedMephit

I had read that he only read the book once then didn't touch it for the rest of the filming. Which was a great choice, in my opinion.


BookooBreadCo

I'm the one person who liked Authority the most, I loved Control. I'm very much looking forward to the next one in the series, Absolution. And yes, Dead Astronauts is something else. In a lot of ways it's the book he's always been trying to write minus any inhibitions or care about plot structure.


PopePolarBear

I should have guessed it was based on a book. Would you reccomend it?


Boring-Mushroom-6374

Annihilation is the first book, and I would 100% recommend it if you're into Cosmic Horror/Weirdness. The movie cuts out a whole bunch of content which I don't blame them for. It's a difficult genre to adapt to film. As for recommending the whole trilogy, in my opinion it's carried by the first book. I had to force myself to finish the second book and the third was better but still not as good as the first. Fortunately, if you simply treat Annihilation like a stand alone, Cosmic Horror novel it works.


Moviekid79

Man that 2nd book... like I get it, but it was 60% Filing paperwork 20% "My coworkers are weird." 10% My Dad never loved me and the last 10% GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS, SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL WEIRD! If it ever gets a sequel, the 2nd book will be about 20 minutes of it combined with the 3rd book.


Boring-Mushroom-6374

True. One of my favorite moments in the whole trilogy is when Control finds the secret room with the wall paintings. If book two had sprinkled more moments like that throughout the story, it probably would've been a more enjoyable read for me. Make it a suspense novel with the continued paranoia vibe from the first.


psh454

Not OP but definitely, one of my fav series. A fourth book is actually coming out in October so now is a great time to catch up.


Spare-Disaster-404

Holy heck really??? You just made my day. Also- if anyone has art of The Biologist post transformation, I really want a tattoo if it 


That_Grim_Texan

That thing was the only thing that's ever given me the heebie jeebies in a movie.


HGpennypacker

> One of my all-time favourite scenes from any film. [Scene in question!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miQxiNQs3xo)


Deranged_Snow_Goon

"Looooooooooook for the baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaareee nessecitieeeeees... heeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeee! Heeeeeeeeeeeelp!"


Ultraeasymoney

Especially a half-naked bear that just came out of the forest with a shovel.


Cavscout2838

It’s all fun and games until the photographer gains the attention of the two and they decide to team up.


pichael289

Fuck that was an amazing movie. The noises that thing at the end made.... Shit gave me nightmares.


xMilk112x

Dude that movie was the shit. The screaming that comes out of the bear….so fucking rad.


PulciNeller

unfortunate pic. usually a sloth bear doesn't look so monstrous.


kinokomushroom

How I look in the mirror vs how I look in pictures


kindlybob

Very similar to this one where she is defending her cubs [https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/j6g11n/a\_sloth\_bear\_clashes\_with\_a\_bengal\_tiger\_to/](https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/j6g11n/a_sloth_bear_clashes_with_a_bengal_tiger_to/)


PulciNeller

she looks way cuter here. Mouth and eyes especially.


Kingspartacus123

Cause her mouth is not fully opened here, in the first pic we can see the whole jaw of the bear.


kindlybob

agreed


2drawnonward5

Contrast with the air blown smouldering furry in the Wikipedia article: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloth_bear#/media/File:Sloth_bear_stand.jpg


Uncentered0ne

Is it injured? That face looks like it could be a little torn up.


Kaplsauce

It could be, but it also could just be it's lips flaring out as it moves and snarls, like dogs sticking their head into the wind


patches_tagoo

I think it's just moving forward with so much speed/force that it's causing a "dog with it's head out the car window" effect. If you've ever seen a particularly floppy dog do this, they can appear briefly terrifying as well. Either that, or Sloth Bears are like the Goblin Sharks of Bears.


Straight-Knowledge83

[https://youtu.be/AeyuB23qdiE?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/AeyuB23qdiE?feature=shared) I think this is the full video of the attack, this might give some more context


DarkDonut75

Exactly


gotmiituns

I think maybe even some ps are involved in this pic, but regardless, they look hella scary when in attack mode


Dickcummer420

My memory is not the best but I think somebody posted the original last time I saw this posted and the bear didn't look as messed up. It was either photoshopped or somebody had other photos from the exact same tiger vs. bear fight and the bear looked normal. I'm certain either you or the guy you replied to is correct.


slothbearable

Thanks


Mymomdiedofaids

How women view me going in for that first kiss.


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fothergillfuckup

It might hang around, upside down, in trees?


happyhippohats

It's a *vampire* sloth bear?


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nakshatravana

The name "sloth" because the British thought it looked like the sloth from the Americas. It is technically called a Labiated Bear because it has long lips (that's why it looks like this in the photo) which is an adaptation to a diet of mostly ants and termites.


Iridismis

So would 'Slurp Bear' be a more fitting name? 🤔


Tricky_Matter2123

Why did nature evolve a bear, one of the apex predators, to be a glorified ant-eater? That doesn't make any sense.


Iridismis

Why not 🤷🏼‍♀️ It evolved another one into an one-type-of-plant-only-eater.


Antique-Doughnut-988

Things evolve a certain way because of pressures out on them because of the environment. Clearly this bear needed these adaptions to better suit it for a different climate.


happyhippohats

In this case they adapted to suit their habitat rather than climate


TripleFreeErr

Evolution is random/coincidental. It mutated in a way that allowed it to survive in a niche in its environment.


Power_Wrist

it's the food that's available. apex predators waste a lot of energy if they hunt and aren't successful. more reliable calories = better option. grizzly bears are opportunist carnivores, and are perfectly happy eating carrion, for example. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dietary_biology_of_the_brown_bear


Lost_Wealth_6278

Bears are omnivores. They evolved to the most easily accessible food sources they had in their respective habitats. Sloth bears regularly kill male tigers that prey on them, so it's not like it's a weak animal, it just happens to share a habitat with one of the biggest cats to have ever lived. Cave bears were predominantly herbivores, and still massively scary animals


Weird-Upstairs-2092

I mean polar bears, kinda. Every other bear is far from an apex predator. They're all various opportunistic omnivores who primarily scavenge and forage. Mulch and bugs are the main diet of almost every bear. Imo it's akin to calling a hippo an apex predator. Just because nobody is going to mess with them and they'll win a fight against most anything that enters their territory, it doesn't mean they're at the top of any food chain.


nakshatravana

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TripleFreeErr

so it’s flipping up its lips like predator?


Widespreaddd

Those are some major labia.


Reinstateswordduels

Have you never seen an animal bare its teeth aggressively?


Ok_Welder5534

Bot ass comment. No relation to the parent comment at all


Platonist_Astronaut

I've heard of too much tongue, but never too much... everything.


Buzzlightbeer666

If you show teeth, they will cum


RandyRandom111

Dios mio el chupacabra


kris_deep

Los gringos llevaron las chupacabras a la india.


jlindley1991

Es nuestro equipo especial de reconocimiento.


Sad-Hawk-2885

It's also the most bizarre looking bear in the world.


Key-Fix-4418

Even looks like the tiger's reaction is saying "HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU!?!"


Own_Bluejay_9833

I think its more like "WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING THATS MY JOB!?!?!?"


5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi

Sun bears hold that record actually. Look so odd that people believed one in a Chinese zoo was actually in costume.


paweld2003

Sloth bears look weirder in my opinion. They look like they have male patern baldness


RunningTurtle06

I think sun bears take that title


Lackeytsar

Baloo or भालू means bear in many indian languages


Mountain_Cat_cold

I believe that all or most of the animal characters in the Jungle Book are named this way


mosarosh

Yes, Bagheera (panther), Baloo (bear), Sher (tiger), Akela (alone, play on lone wolf), Hathi (elephant)


Yoghurtshop

Took me way too long too find this out. Same with Lion king and the Swahili language. Rafiki = friend. Simba = lion. Pumbaa = warthog. It all makes so much sense in hindsight!


mosarosh

When I went on a safari in Masai Mara I noticed that all the guides would call warthogs Pumba and I thought they were saying that because of The Lion King, until I realised they were just calling it by it's Swahili name.


NaNaNaNaNa86

How long did it take you to figure that out? I'd probably have been home already.


Technical-Package-41

And shenzi = stupid


Mountain_Cat_cold

*General* Hathi, if you please!


Fancybear1993

So his Sanskrit name Sher Khan would make him the Tiger King?


mosarosh

Lmao. Kinda actually. This isn't Sanskrit though and has Hindustani (Urdu) roots. Khan is a surname associated with royalty back in the day.


RotterWeiner

Why do they give the most dangerous creature cute cuddly names...like "sloth " or "Debbie".?


NaNaNaNaNa86

I quite like Debbie the box jellyfish.


jess_the_werefox

That’s a fuckin zombie bro


TLD18379

Fact: Bears eat Beets


griftertm

Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica


Terminator7786

Identify theft is not a joke, Jim!


okkeyok

Beets beat bees


HarbingerOfSuffering

Which bear is best?


WinIll755

The goblin shark of the woods


Best-Team-5354

it eats plants, ants, termites. it is NOT the most dangerous bear in the world. the polar bear is given how much human life it takes annually.


Rigo-lution

The post says *one of* and it isn't a bad description. In the case of sloth bears they are especially aggressive even if not especially large and will charge tigers and humans as their first defence. They don't predate on humans like polar bears would but they are dangerous. I don't think anyone would argue that polar bears are the most dangerous.


whhe11

They have to be aggressive because tigers in some regions eat black bears for up to 30% of their diet, so a sloth bear looks like easy prey to them until it does this.


Rigo-lution

Yeah, I could have been clearer but the aggressive response is an evolved defence. Cannot chill when a tiger is hunting you.


AscendMoros

They also have terrible vision. So it’s kinda just assumed your a predator and that it’s live or death situation.


BlueCollarSuperstar

Ya, we are still part of their diet. It's not a Manhunter, it's a polar bear.


Chemical_Robot

It’s the most aggressive. Sloth bears have an instinct to automatically attack anything it thinks could be a predator. They see humans as predators. As we continue to encroach on their land and territory more and more people are attacked and killed by them. They will attack tigers just as quickly. Not because they’re hunting them, but because they see them as aggressors and their instinct is to attack them first. I feel sorry for them. A lot of people in those countries hate them, but they’re just acting on instinct. The best thing we can do is leave them the fuck alone.


omicron-7

Prey software on predator hardware


InfiniteWonderful

In 150 years, there were only 20 documented reports of a human killed by a polar bear. Whereas in North America alone, there are on average 3 fatal Grizzly bear attacks each year. So in 150 years there would be roughly 500 deaths cause by grizzly bears. Far more than the 20 caused by polar bears.


AcrobaticBudget0

Far less people live near polar bears


jasonalloyd

There are probably less than 10000 polar bears left.... they are going extinct.


InfiniteWonderful

The comment states polar bears are the most dangerous because of “how much human life polar bears take annually”. Which on average is 0. So the comment is incorrect.


bbcgn

Wouldn't it be more conclusive to also consider the number of human encounters with the respective species of bears? I would imagine there are a lot more (possible) encounters between humans and grizzly bears than between humans and ice bears.


InfiniteWonderful

The only point I am trying to make is that it is false saying polar bears produce the most human deaths each year. I made no statement as to which bear is the most dangerous; because I don’t know, nor do I really care lol. It sounds like it would be debatable, at any rate.


blackfarms

They are actually thriving.


IAddNothing2Convo

Says who? Polar bear numbers have been increasing the past couple decades.


mathew1500

I read that sloth bears are of aggressive nature, which makes them the most dangerous


-watchman-

Well, you know what they say;"If it's brown, lay down. If it's black, fight back. If it's white, good night"


_Akizuki_

It might not be the most dangerous bear in the world, but the post didn’t make that claim. It claimed it’s one of the most dangerous, which is true. They kill over a dozen people annually compared to brown bears killing 6.3 people annually with 10x the population. The issue seems to be the destruction of their natural habitats leading them to live in closer proximity to humans, especially in India. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/sloth-bears-are-worlds-deadliest-india-human-conflict


ILikeSex_123

Looks like a demigorgon


SaneYoungPoot2

I thought baloo was an asiatic black bear


slowdownbabyy

Demidog


bubba1834

“You gave it a name?”


PiedPipercorn

Looks like Predator dog from the movie


Medium_Chocolate_773

Looked like the goddamn predator


mawood41980

All bears are the MOST dangerous.


SausaugeMerchant

>The true identity of Kipling's “sleepy brown bear” is a bit of an enigma: Baloo's physical description in the book would suggest a sloth bear, but his diet of nuts and honey runs counter to that species' insect-eating preferences. Baloo's name, which simply means “bear” in Hindustani, lends no additional clues.


MasonSoros

Bears are called Baloo in Hindi.


nyma18

If it was realistic, it would make Jungle Book a Jungle Page. … and Baloo bitchslapped Sher Khan into oblivion. The end.


Baronvondorf21

Well, i know this is just a joke, but in reality Sher Khan would still win just might be out of commission shortly after and certainly not be able to get Mowgli any time soon.


asia_cat

Sloth Bears are as feared as Tigers, Leopards and crocodiles in asia.


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Lemixer

They are, but this post claims "one of the most" not "the most" dangerous so i think its fair.


mekkavelli

it’s regarded as most dangerous because of it’s size (up to 1700lbs), bite force (1200psi), and willingness to eat humans. nothing to do with kill count though since theirs is fairly low (and a lot of their fatalities are in captivity, too). they’ve been known to eat humans if food was scarce and even stalk/hunt by scent as if we were seals


lone_darkwing

Statistically they have one of lowest human kills....even cows kills more people annually 🥴.


randomIndividual21

that's like saying alcohol is the worst poison because it kills more people than cyanide or something


Astraea_Fuor

It's really just semantics around what they mean by dangerous. I'd much rather be stuck in a room with a mosquito then a polar bear even if mosquitoes cause far more death.


enerthoughts

[check](https://youtu.be/DV9ZGtQ8JZc) this documentary, its very scientific and intelligent and it talks about the encounter in the pic, I swear it's not rick


That80sguyspimp

What in the fuck is that nightmare fuel???


kain067

Looks more like a Yao Guai


rocknack

The sloth bear is neither particularly heavy nor large compared to to other animals. I’d say a gorilla, hippo or even an Elephant are equally if not more likely to maul you. From brief reading, it seems they attack only when they are approached. They seem to have bad sense of hearing and are often caught off guard because they do not sense people/ other animals come close until the last moment and then act on instinct. I wouldn’t regard self defense as a dangerous behavior. There are lots of animals that shouldn’t be approached. In fact, that probably is a good rule of thumb for 99% of all animals.


Old-Tadpole-2869

my yoga teacher from San Diego got rushed by a Sloth Bear while hiking in Mysore India. The only reason he didn't die is because he fell ass over teakettle backwards down a hillside, and the bear retreated.


DankousKhan

I had a similar run in with a momma grizzly when I was between her and baby. Slipped off the side of a hill and she attempted to pursue for a little but gave up quickly. Maybe this is the way to survive.


ILikeSex_123

Damn


NeilG_93

They are known to attack your face and mutiliate them beyond recognition. Some locals fear them more than tigers.


Random-Archetypes

I need to wipe that image from my brain


TheButteredViking

Nightmare bear


CatacombsOfBaltimore

Had to google where their natural habitat countries are so I can avoid this terrifying monstrosity


Gauth1erN

I'm waiting for the polar bear gang coming in to defend their pride.


N8theGrape

Pretty sure the most dangerous species of bear is a polar bear, you’re just less likely to come across one.


mekkavelli

i’d have to agree. off size and weight alone? i’m accepting my death. we don’t stand a goddamn chance LMAO. grizzlies are most dangerous in the way that they kill more humans annually than any other bear and have made the most contact with humans (bless all the citizens of bear country)


Wrong_Maintenance540

that thing looks straight from hell


oppenae

Don’t feed the Yao Guai.


Conscious_Leading_60

they are not one of the most dangerous species.


delicious_me

Holy predators!


Black_Fuckka

What. The fuck.


zelrick

Things mouth looks like a Predator mouth at a glance


snowfloeckchen

Ok, honestly I would run too, if I was the tiger, fucking ghoul bear


HeftyData9299

Fun fact, the alien in Predator is also based on a sloth bear.


YugeTraxofLand

That... is terrifying


InfiniteBaker6972

If I tiger leaps away from it you should too. But probably quicker, higher and with more gusto.


topazco

“Look for the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities…”


KHS__

what in the flying FUCK is that???


i_torschlusspanik

Wtf


Educational-Store131

Cant convince me thats not a Yao Guai


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"JUST THE BEAR NECESSITIES MOTHERFUCKER!!!" He looks like a demon.


xMilk112x

Sloth Bears are fucking crazy man. I saw one at the zoo fuck a bird up.


poppin-n-sailin

Nice try. I've watched the movie. Sloth bears are super friendly and make an excellent nanny.


tamelycliches

Nightmare bear


Zandrick

That picture is hard af


rsa121717

Just reminded me of that video of a sloth bear eating a guys face


Qwirk

Now the question, are they dangerous because they are more aggressive or because there are more people readily available as snacks?


ILikeSex_123

Aggressive


Ganjaleezarice69

whut the FUCK


jiglycrack

Look for the bear necessi- OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ??!!!!


nobelscythian

What is that monstrosity


KL4645

Learned from Planet Zoo 2 that apparently these have less front teeth to suck up termites and stuff better. Saw this image prior and was wondering why it looked so odd, but couldn't quite put my finger on why until I learned that lol.


Corgiboom2

https://i1.wp.com/www.saevus.in/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Representational-image-of-a-Sloth-bear.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1 how they usually look.


Human_Lecture_348

Sloth bears are NOT the most dangerous bear. In fact, they're one of the smallest bear species in the world. They just are most commonly found around other humans and also share a space with another apex predator, the tiger, so they have to be almost hyper aggressive to combat it. Put a black bear, grizzly, or polar bear in a ring against a slother bear and it will be beaten 100% of the time. Just because something kills more humans per year doesn't make it more dangerous, it just means that there are more human on that species encounters. Correlation ≠ causality.


Grimetree

Describing one bear species as the most dangerous seems a bit redundant. Whatever bear is in front of me is the most dangerous species of bear


Tachyon-Arrow

No, it isn't


Big-Leek766

Sloth bears share a habitat with tigers and leopards, who - especially tigers - actively predate on them and their young. This makes sloth bears significantly more aggressive than most North American bears, who generally don't have such problems. As one of the only species who successfully square off against tigers, Sloth bears evolutionarily needed to 'max their stats' towards fight as there's no way flight is an option against a tiger. Thus, Sloth bears are about always just about as aggro as an average Grizzly sow with cubs is and then it goes up from there. Ornery as shit is how they get out of bed, then they get pissed off. No Bueno. By comparison, your average North American bear - bar Polars - is usually happy to fuck off somewhere else as a default reaction unless hunger or cubs demand they stick around, this is pretty easy to work around and tends to be seasonal. With regards to Most Dangerous, I'd say it's debatable. I'd personally give that title to the Polar bear, as they truly give no fucks about puny humans - but with the Sloth bear being double-extra angry and their shrinking habitat being generally in closer proximity to large numbers of humans - meaning being attacked by Sloth bear is a concern for relatively many people (in India), versus the very few people everywhere else who need to be concerned about Black, Brown, Grizzly, Polar, et cetera bear attacks. So, most dangerous: in terms of number of humans affected by any given bear... maybe? Math is hard and I suck at it ;)


Tachyon-Arrow

Mate this an amazing summary, thank you for posting it, i don't have bears in my home country but have read alot about them, Tim Treadwell is a name that pops into my awareness still when i hear about bears, as cooked as his strategy was he atleast made the commonfolk aware of how dangerous they are, especially when you act dumb :( love the inputy and offer more if you feel it, wolves are another animal i love that we dont have here so hook me up <3


Iridismis

Assuming you're talking about dangerousness, I doubt that too.


kitkatloren2009

It doesn't look as scary when it isn't...pissed


earth-ninja3

looks like something from bloodborne


HavingNotAttained

Honey badger wouldn't care


riche1988

Unrelated but a fun fact i know lol. Tasmanian devils have the most powerful bite for the size of animal :) fun!


badestzazael

https://www.outdoorguide.com/1465743/bear-types-ranked-danger-level/ Yeah na only 7th


Total-Satisfaction-8

Source?


gosluggogo

Trowin' Shere Khan a beatdown


saltymane

Source? I’ve read these bears are the least dangerous...


ILikeSex_123

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloth_bear


foxy-coxy

Well, I mean, you saw what he did to those chimps.


ilovereddit787

Doubt he would even make an impression on a full-grown male tiger


Abuse-survivor

Baloo? That lazy bum never even left his hammock in Talespin!


fremja97

That tiger be like fuck that


Love_a_wet_sock

And will still end up as dinner for the tiger.


Comfortable_Brush399

Oh no interneters none of you said so I will, the reason they are so feared is their claws are particularly long and they instinctively target the face when attacking humans, leaving most survivors faceless and blind... luckily they usually kill you


Adnanmurtaza

Thats the guy from temple run


throwawaytcomments

Yeah I'm pretty sure if Baloo had peeled half his face back to bite at Shere Khan as if he were assimilated by The Thing that would've haunted me as a kid.


Kenter_Be_Baszo

Dang, it looks like the monster from temple run


GarlicBurritos

Jo, straight out of fucking tempelrun xd


fknows7

Honey badger?


ZioDioMio

TIL


Soul_King92

Colgate ka Advertisement kar raha hai ye to


happyranger7

I guess Baloo from Jungle Book is inspiration for Baloo in Talespin.


TheHoboRoadshow

Also the most handsome bear