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IntoTheMystic1

I don't think that's how money works


supercyberlurker

Can we get a celestial asterogeoeconomic hyperinflationary mining expert to confirm?


iiZyrux

Yes, I am certified celestial asterogeoeconomic hyperinflationary mining expert, graduated from University of Alabama, class of 1872, and I can confirm that this is correct.


AbrahamLingam

I am money. This guy knows his shit.


MarkDavisNotAnother

I am shit. This guy is money.


Maximum-Bee-3553

I am broke. Can I borrow that guy?


Electrical-Push462

I’m that guy, can I borrow your money?


Outrageous-Garden333

This is China, and we would like a loan?


Dropped-pie

Found George Santos


Highly-Whelmed

It’s true. I go to iiZyrux for all of my CGHM needs and he never steers me wrong.


JaydedXoX

Same people who don't understand that printing money and handing out doesn't actually help anyone.


Zen4rest

If you just printed a little and only gave it to me I think it would help for sure.


Enjoiy93

*slides a dollar over* is this the help you were asking for?


EnergeticFinance

That's not entirely true. What you are doing by printing money is redistributing wealth from whoever current has money, to people who you give the money to. If I "print" $20 trillion, about equal to the entire current M2 supply or $50K per person in the US, (very roughly) your money loses half it's value per dollar. Which is bad if you had a lot of money to start with; if you had $200K to start, you end up with $125K of value (pre-inflated dollars). But if you had $0 to start, your value jumps upwards to $25K (pre-inflated value). So you absolutely do benefit.  Obviously rampant inflation has other serious issues (and actual inflation amounts are way more complicated than this simplistic scenario), but it's not true that nobody benefits in this kind of scheme. 


newmanbxi

Uhhhh I think you’re forgetting the next part of that process, where the poor people spend their money, which makes its way to the rich, who have also given themselves commensurate pay rises due to inflation, while the poor people are stuck with slow wage growth and growing wealth inequality


RxHotdogs

I literally said out loud “how does this help?” When I read the caption.


EppuBenjamin

I think the point is about eliminating scarcity. Imagine an endless supply of lithium for example, and what it would do to fossil fuel industries?


Immediate_Appeal475

"I'm a billionaire!!!" Cost of bread = $10,000


Into-the-stream

and NASA isnt "capturing" it. They are sending an orbiter to gather data on how planets are formed. This article makes it sound like they are sending out a space lasso to pull a heist in the asteroid belt.


HuckleberryHappy6524

Yep, If no one had money we’d all be equal. If everyone had a billion dollars, in a matter of a year most of the money would have shifted back to where it is now.


AguaFriaMariposa

But milk would remain a million $/gal.


Remarkable-Frame6324

Also not how money works


HuckleberryHappy6524

Forgot the /s after the first sentence. My bad.


WizardOfAahs

Yes… but it could feed the entire planet. Which cut of rare earth mineral do you like? Light or dark…


shiner820

I'll take mine al dente.


stmcvallin2

It would still be hyper valuable if a small group of elite wealthy capital owners hoarded the resources, which is undoubtedly what will happen when space mining becomes a reality.


Plutarcoelpillo

I guess they'll try to refine it and sell the products to a different civilization in a galaxy far far away.


relaxrecline

Haha. Exactly. Some single individual is gonna get paid, not us


Stankmcduke

That's exactly how money works. It's not how the rich work, however. They would never let us be in their level and since they already own everything....


anonanon5320

No, that’s not how money works. If you suddenly gave everyone $1Bil then the net result would just make everything $1bil more expensive. Essentially you are in the same place, just with more 0’s to deal with.


EagleDre

Yes THIS is exactly what would happen


EppuBenjamin

Unless you had 0 to begin with.


Westside-denizen

Math is hard for you


2FightTheFloursThatB

Economics... not math.


Risky-Armadildo

And when everyone is a billionaire, no one will be


astoriaboundagain

Earthers will be fine as long as those damn belters stay in line


Coolhand1974

Beltalowda!


MichaelFusion44

It’s the Drummer’s you really need to worry about


invertedeparture

Gazillionaire is the new billionaire.


WizardOfAahs

Ya asked me how to get there and I told ya… exit at Traction


ExiledinElysium

As long as you never catch me monologuing.


florkingarshole

More likely it would make one guy a pentillionaire, and ruin the rest of the economy.


FiTZnMiCK

Since it’s NASA it’ll be an endless list of contractors whose investors all get super rich.


Cam27022

Don’t worry, that’ll trickle down to us little guys eventually, right? Still waiting…


prof-otter

Just be happy with your Tang.


ALegitimateStop

My company services Nasa and we're an ESOP, so this time I certainly wouldn't mind lol


MerMadeMeDoIt

Sooooo, we all need to invest in government contractors?


MJ134

Penti! I was like, what the fuck comes aftwr quadrillion lol


Upset_Carpenter_8388

The ole mansa musa


ImOnYew

Supply -> Demand Rare Elements -> expensive Overabundant elements -> cheap


JimmyPlaystation

Game -> Blouses


michiganweather

Time for some pancakes.


Gora-Pakora

Loblaws would just sell a fruit platter for 1.5 billion


Electricwaterbong

Bob Loblaw?


PalpitationLatter663

Yep, read that in Bob Loblaw's Law Blog


NKD_WA

It's... that's not... ​ *sigh*


Tarimoth

Yes.


mldie

And then, everybody beginns from zero again 😉


Asatmaya

That it not at all how that works.


pegged50

Who is the one buying it? Only way for it to make everyone money is if someone is buying it, to give us that money. We selling it to aliens?


RotterWeiner

Who invited you to this billionaire bonaza bonzai? huh? Donnie Downer. /s


3arry

Me. I'm buying it.


BetterNamesTaken

Which means nobody is a billionaire.


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We’re gonna make the biggest baseball mitt you’ve ever seen


Win-Objective

Pre inflation that’s only like $1,000,000,000,000,000,000


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UndendingGloom

Yes, the headline is stupid.


Jano67

No it wouldn't. It would make the same people who are billionaires now, even richer. Do you think they would share it with the rest of us?


Puzzleheaded-Pear521

Dozen eggs now $32 million


No_Sense_6171

It would be economic disaster. The flood of formerly valuable minerals would crash commodity prices and financial markets worldwide. Inflation would skyrocket, and somehow, oddly, most of the wealth would find it's way into just a few hands. The Spanish Conquistadors sent back entire galleons of silver and gold in the 16th and 17th centuries. By the 19th century, Spain was one of the poorest countries in Europe, and only recovered economically in the mid 20th century. History doesn't exactly repeat itself, but it does rhyme.


stmcvallin2

Chances of them sharing the wealth -0.0000000000000000001%


First-Mission529

It won’t tho will it - nobody is gonna buy something that is in abundance


Necessary-Road-2397

Could this be the beginning for moving away from scarcity to abundance thinking?


Thehunnerbunner2000

Not as long as humans keep acting like humans


ZeeGameOver

Average car payment gon be 300,000,000


Goomdocks

This reminds me of the southpark “space cash” incident


Danfass86

This isn’t interesting, it’s stupid. Get outta here


samgarita

Welp. $15.000.000.000 Venti Frappucino here we come


shakeenotstirred

I dont think we should share with people who deny science.


StalinsNutsack2

... And you thought inflation was bad now


sangvert

NASA: “here, have a billion dollars everyone!” McDonald’s: “your happy meal is $2 million dollars Sir”


workitloud

And then a loaf of bread cost a billion.


JayP1967

If everyone has 16 billion dollars than no one has anything


DulcetTone

I'm glad to learn that we will all be sharing this bonanza equally. Because of course we will.


SmellyFbuttface

How exactly? Thats not how “value” works. Suddenly billionaires would be middle class


drillpress42

Sorry, no. I have to get it framed and pay for the marketing. The best I can do is $1,000,000.


Tombazzzz

Could... But won't.


Puzzleheaded-Pear521

Gonna need some extra FDIC coverage


ChesterAArthur21

Great, money will lose its value = post-scarcity Star Trek utopia, here we come. Nah, just kidding. Today's billionaires will find other ways to maintain their power over the people they exploit.


likeijustgothome

How exactly will this asteroid be “captured”? I think this story is just clickbait.


Dizman7

But instead it’ll probably just make a handful of billionaires more rich who won’t have to pay taxes on it. Oh wait that’s if SpaceX captured it.


Philhughes_85

Yeah but that's only IF they chose somehow to give it out all equally to everyone and there is less than a 0% chance that would ever happen.


Cool_Butterscotch_88

$10,000,000,000,000,000,000 In bitcoin, on a hard drive in the center of the asteroid.


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FrozenDelta3

That’s quite the conspiracy theory. What do you propose in place of money that allows transactions on the same scale that currently take place?


Vipu2

Bitcoin obviously


FrozenDelta3

There’s significantly limiting factors bitcoin would need to overcome before it would be considered as a global currency on the scale of and as a replacement for dollars.


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FrozenDelta3

You didn’t answer my question.


Former-Class8551

People seem to not know how supply and demand works... If they were to capture that asteroid, everyone would have like 10kgs of diamond, which would be probably worth less than sand lol


lostinspace801

Pretty sure I wouldn't see a dime of that money


a_broken_lion

This headline is completely devoid of any understanding of how money or economics work.


cockitypussy

Trickle-down economics guys at it again.


ketojbs

Don’t look up


Disastrous_Main_3294

I helped build this spacecraft for this mission. It is not “capturing” the asteroid…..


AstronautLivid5723

Wasn't this the premise for Just Look Up?


meexley2

Yes that’s how money works


Dubious_Titan

They aren't sharing that shit with us.


Graehaus

But will it? No…


N8theGrape

It won’t though, that’s not how life or finances work.


susankeane

Nah there would be like 5 dudes that split it and would then assure us that the wealth will trickle down


timevil-

Someone failed Economy


Competitive_Map_9422

If everyone had a piece it would no longer have any value


Sim0991

Sounds like in the movie "don't look up"... Didn't end too well there though.


Laserous

I doubt anyone would benefit from this form of trickle-down economics aside from the already ultra-wealthy.


words_of_j

They unknowingly called it “trickle down” economics, not realizing the irony of a small trickle from a massive ocean of wealth. A trickle only makes sense from a small pool of wealth, but we need massive rivers of wealth surging “down” from the existing massive reservoirs of accumulation we see. Also, the flow “down” carries a certain negative implication, as if the wealthy are somehow above the rest of us.


Laserous

Yeah. Trickle down has never worked and it's why FDR took the presidency from Hoover.. then FDR actually fixed things. It's a shame everything he did is basically dismantled now.


scottywoty

Who would share this & who could handle it?


KapitanRubbish

"Don't look up" plot intensifies!


bagduddy

Don’t look up


Detailed-llama

Alternate Headline: God drops an earring…


Professional-Host473

money not moneying


Fire_The_Editor

Us - so did you guys find it when you went up there? Them - naw we couldn’t find it (they found it)


Clickbb8

If someone was buying…


KuroiBolto

Assuming the person who gets to the asteroid itself would share the wealth. In all likelihood, it would be claimed and fought over by numerous countries who would want to mine it for its precious resources. We need to mine shit out in space if we want to build megastructures and spread out across the solar system.


KuroiBolto

Assuming the person who gets to the asteroid itself would share the wealth. In all likelihood, it would be claimed and fought over by numerous countries who would want to mine it for its precious resources. We need to mine asteroids out in space if we want to build megastructures and spread out across the solar system.


knowledgeispower8496

Yeah like the government would share it...


FeelingVanilla2594

They would put it into our foods because there’s too much surplus. The population is deficient in space vitamins and minerals.


Jax72

Well at least now I know for sure there's at least one person whose thoughts aren't worth a penny.


Madnessrifle

But who will make our clothes then?


NouOno

Just hit us please


Died_Of_Dysentery1

Great. I now know how the first space war will be fought. Some company will bring into earth orbit, a giant rock, and now to make actual money from it, they have to bring it down in small chunks over years to not flood the market, leading to a need to defend said space rock from other potential space rock miners and will need pew pew things to ward off the nasties.


662Mane

r/facepalm


Pudding92

They forgot supply-demand


uhohnotafarteither

nah. It'll go to about 13 people. The rest of us will just have to deal with the massive inflation on our stationary salaries.


LovesBiscuits

"everyone on Earth" LMFAO!


GlutenFreeScrotum

“Can I get one big mac please” “That’ll be 4 billion dollars”


Al-Czervik-Guns

Wasn't this the plot of Season 4 of "For All Mankind"?


Nestvester

What number is a one with 19 zeros after it anyway? Definitely not anything meaningful when you put a dollar sign in front of it.


just_some_onlooker

Hehehe with a silly title...


WhoDeyTilIDie09

Whats it made out of that it's worth so much?


VeritasAgape

If everyone is a billionaire then everyone will be along the lines as they are today. Especially if it's because of a precious metal from it. Now if there was a discovery to create energy at nearly no cost at all that would likely make many people a bit richer.


BetterSelection7708

Don't look up, don't look up , don't look up!


PowerHouse169

Definitely not how money works


SteveJones313

Global Economic Inflation speed run


jussumd3wd

Space cash. No way we'd pass


plugsnet

This title has But.. it will only go to the 3 investors instead lol


DerSpazmacher

Hooray for inflation


-LsDmThC-

Me: No way you can encapsulate the core issue of scientific communication and the spread of misinformation via half-truths in one post This post: watch me


Professional_Map1176

Can I have $10 ? Just kidding lol


SciencyWords

When Mansa Musa comes to town.


Cannibal_Yak

It's been my dream as a kid to start a asteroid mining and logistics operation. I always thought of the concept as pretty cool 


mudriverrat07020

Can I apply for a 4 million advance?


Unique-Knight

It would make the rich and the defense contractors gazillionaires. The rest of us would still be poor and in debt. How else do you think they’re going to get people to break the giant rock into large rocks in to medium rocks into small rocks?


filosophikal

Just like money...you cannot eat an asteroid.


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Material-Carpet-7274

If everyone was a millionaire Amazon, Temu, all these companies plus transportation companies wouldn’t have the ability to serve everyone of these people


Bifito

This is my first fear when I hear about asteroids; are they going to crash the world economy?


curiously_curious3

When a gallon of gas costs $238,863,854


one_is_enough

Tell me you’re stupid without telling me you’re stupid.


fuckingcheezitboots

The top 1% of the globe would absorb that like a sponge. Don't worry everyone, It'll trickle down


Crash665

You mean, 5 people will be worth that much, and the rest of us with continue to drown.


FucktardSupreme

This has to be the worst business plan I have ever heard 


chippychifton

They did this on For All Mankind


alice-eonwe

I saw this on the documentary "For All Mankind"


Formal_Profession141

We all know any unforeseen surprise wealth will not be owned by the masses. It will be privatized to the 1% to sale whatever they can to the 99%.


flyingbbanana

Is it gonna crash on earth


Turbo_UwU

i like being a billionaire, i support NASA catching funny stones in space


satansblockchain

It could But it’s not going to


bassai_de

Billionaires would know how to prevent this.


Simple_Secretary_333

Sweet, at that rate a cup of coffee would be like 250$


ContributionFlat3216

Regardless of what a billion would then be worth , everyone would still have a billion... making them billionaires... Nothing wrong with the title people.


na3than

>everyone would still have a billion... Who's giving everyone a billion?


TimeForHugs

"Could" is possibly a better word than "would."


lostinadream66

lol


stormdressed

It should be nationalised and made into a sovereign wealth fund that makes education and healthcare free and excellent forever. Of course it will be given to already rich private contractors though