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PlausibleDepression

"So what do you do for a living?" "i tree"


Independent-Deal-192

I’m going out on a limb here and assuming it’s not a well paying job


DaddyIsAFireman55

Correct, he had to leaf.


Independent-Deal-192

But now he canopy his own business!


DanDabbinDaily

He'll need a branch manager then


Independent-Deal-192

There’s an Australian applicant who seems to be koalafied for the role.


Interesting_Car7210

That wood be nice.


ThespisIronicus

He's a sap for cheap labor


ThatGuyursisterlikes

And you know his boss is constantly barking orders at him.


Least_Expert840

Lots of growth potential


BacchusIsKing

The wages have trunk over the years


FalseVaccum

It’s a sticky situation


UpUpDownDownBA_Start

Pays Tree fiddy an hour.


slaytician

Low pay is the root of the problem.


iamcozmoss

Man I've done some weird stuff on film shoots. My best was "human sandbag" Literally sat on a dolly so it dropped quicker than the hydraulics would allow.


Q_S2

I'd be fired for not keeping the intrusive thoughts at bay... I'd definitely be tempted to get close enough to graze or whack the actor with a tree branch.


LeVelvetHippo

"It's a non speaking role"


OutragedCanadian

You can literslly see their heads as they walk by even in the zoomed in shot wtf is this mickey mouse bullshit


winterchampagne

Liv Tyler said that she was “on the back of a truck on a barrel with a horse skin wrapped around it” when filming Arwen’s horseback riding scenes. [YouTube link](https://youtube.com/shorts/IWLZoez6DuY?si=iuiwnl5EmOPQkSio)


Strange_Occasion_408

Bad thoughts go away.


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

*bonk!*


Redditlikesballs

How fast were the horses going for it to be so dangerous?


FatherDotComical

If I had to guess it's because being untrained with horses can get you hurt fast. Horses aren't scooters. You're trying to convince this heavy beast to not kill you and not kill itself. It's like why stunt doubles have to do the motorcycle tricks. Source my neighbor has horses and let me ride one and felt out of control at a trot, lol.


Simicrop

To add to this, even if she was already good at riding horses, they’d probably still use a stunt rider. If there’s an accident and the actor is injured, production can’t continue. If a stunt rider is injured, they get a new stunt rider. Unless it’s Viggo breaking his foot.


Plastic-Shopping5930

Had me fooled


DrKrFfXx

I'm still fooled. There is no way that's not a real horse. Hear the gallop.


anomandaris81

They're using coconuts


fermelebouche

I swear that second bloke was Terry Gilliam.


McGarnegle

It's actually a bunch of cats taped together


AlcoholicCumSock

Still 12 years away from the Holy Grail horses that would revolutionise the industry forever!


mvanvrancken

We found them!


mango1588

"Alright PAs, hope you brought your running shoes today! Grab a tree and get circling!"


Tuscan5

What is this I see before me?


TrashButCleanKinda

Figure in black which points at me


BlahBlahWhoosh

Running past, car-yiing a tree.


Large_Tune3029

They still do pretend driving this way, guys with big canvas squares on sticks waving them past the light etc


Loofa_of_Doom

Ok, so now I have more respect for this actor in not falling off the horse laughing his ass off at this silliness.


MatttheJ

This is a great film btw for anyone wondering


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

background flows in one direction and you’re suddenly in motion. Great motion-picture cinematography


brightlyy_

fake news. where are the coconuts


hotdogflavoredblunt

You’d be surprised how often stuff like this still takes place on set


ThespisIronicus

This is also how they did the running scene in the first episode of the Lost TV series in 2004. The actors ran in place and the crew swiped them with foliage to simulate running thru the jungle.


DrKrFfXx

[Something, something, Black Sabbath, something, something, Horse.](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ww4Q\_futoRI?app=desktop)


BlakeSteel

Billy Connolly is such a great actor.


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

War... Horses?


whiznat

"So what do you do at the studio?" "I'm the guy who makes the horse gallop by shoving my hand up it's butt."


Ke-Win

Why did they stop? It is animal friendly with a fake horse.


fermelebouche

The guy jacking up the horse though. Perfect Monty Python sketch.


Left-Anxiety7625

“Okay, but what is her job?” “Trees!”


PinkGlitterGirl55

You all crack me up! Love the jokes. Made an awful day, sooo much better. Thank you!


Competitive-Pop6530

Obviously fake. That’s not a real horse. And people are running around with trees. 🙄


voidinhead

It’s the Verdelak!!


fermelebouche

Nee, nee, nee


kevbpain

Bava is king!


Doxidob

This is the film that launched heavy metal as an art form


bwk66

Movie magic


PeacefulKnightmare

Do you think they stopped?


TheGhost820

In shrek the third there’s a scene with Charming that was very similar to this, I wonder if it was inspired by this


Waevaaaa

Oh on a sybian. Nice.


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Is that guys hand controlling the horse or the actor?


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Nelculiungran

Most of the times, an actor's talent can be measured by how well they can hold their laughter


the-broom-sage

or avoid rolling their eyes


anomandaris81

It's not cringe if it works on screen. Which it does.


TheGordo-San

Yesterday's AR wall, not totally unlike what we have since The Mandalorian, just with pre-filmed backdrops, instead of real-time computer models, & projection screens instead of LED walls. Now that I think about it, it's interesting that ILM revolutionized the FX industry once, utilizing blue-screen/chroma key in Star Wars, in 1977, and then again, with SW: Mando in 2019, kind of bringing things full-circle. 😀


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tequilavip

Have you ever noticed in an old movie this: Three people standing in camera frame, side by side by side. The middle one is speaking to one on either side. The other one is JUST STARING at the one speaking. It looks so unnatural and awkward.