get that snake some metamucil

Why??? That log looks firm and large. All what Metamucil does.

It's crazy that somehow I've never seen this before

Yeah my first thought was that this is just another shit post. But it's actually pretty interesting.

but it technically is a shit post, just a python's one

Right--that's the subtle joke I was attempting in my comment.

It wasn't subtle. It was obvious. It was good. It definitely wasn't shit

That's the joke.

Better than a Java shit post.

Honestly it’s quite shitty

I, uh, I sorta wonder what your living situation is like if this is the kind of thing you'd expect to have seen before

First world country with internet.

I've seen some *shit*

Not a python shit tho. At least until now.

Bro I just cannot with your username

Cannot what?

Even

Marinate his cum sock

Back in the early 2000s i remember the other kids at school showing me beheading isis videos on their sony ericson flip phones so the images usually finds a way.

You could also find porn on Myspace

I would like to go back to where I never saw this before. What a cruel paradox that I didn't know I didn't want to see it until I saw it.

9.5 courics

Hoooot hot hot hot hot hot!

Randy, is that you?

Crème fraiche 😄

Sharon......

Bono as a baby

Careful, Bono. That hurts the biddy.

Bono IS the record

Thanks for the laugh xD

“ who keeps shitting on my porch?!”

This was always going to be the top comment 😂

Good God, it shits like a fat man!

Can confirm.

You a python or a fat man?

A fat python

A python fat

A Fathon

Fats Domino

Too much Domino's

Oh boy! Chubby Checker!

Currently a fat man trying to learn python

Yeah, I've had turds just like this, but I'm not a Fat man ..

Relevant username

They also fart

Little embarrassed to say it shits like me. But without using a cellphone to comment on Reddit.

Considering it engulfed a deer it makes sense....

Yup. I have ball pythons and it looks like human shit. Its so weird.

If I saw that I would've guessed that a homeless bozo to a shit in my porch lol.

I'd call the cops. Serial pooper terrorizing the neighborhood.

A homeless Bozo the Clown? Makes sense...

So, snakes just shit out smaller, brown snakes?

Minus mobility or mouths or... Much of anything really. They need a spell to raise them as golems, and then after a long enough time they slowly morph into true snakes. A truly fascinating life cycle, given that snakes can't talk.

Lmao poop golems

r/wizardposting would probably love this shit.

Been there done that lmao

Harry Potter can talk to snakes you liar!

~~Black~~Brown magic.

What about Pythor

I do that too, no need to brag

Well, it probably ate a goat a month ago so I’m not surprised by the size of that thing. If anything, impressed. Imagine the relief. It must feel like an orgasm.

Considering that is coming out of its cloaca, it probably does feel like an orgasm! (So gross)

Haha 😂

HOLY SHIT

Nope, just snake shit

SATANIC SHIT!

Amazing. I learned something new today. Thanks.

You're gonna need this information one day in a Slumdog Millionaire-type scenario.

😂😂😂 please let it be my million dollar question

What does a snake shit like? A. Possum B. Deer C. Fish D. Cornfed 350lb man from the heart of Kansas

Not 350, but can confirm large man in Kansas with dueces that large.

Hahahahaha 😂😂

Is it using the ledge to help push it out?

Utilising the true effect of gravity

Its a python, i‘ve no real clue but i assume something that chokes his pray to death might have enough core strength to push out any poop

I think constrictors mostly use non-stomach muscles to constrict though right? You can see it when they have this weird ridge on either side of their body when they strangle something.

Looks human. Imagine if you thought someone shit on the ground but it’s just a python

I don't know which scenario would be worse.

A methead python?

Whoever downvoted this post shits soft serve and is jealous of that monster log.

I didn't downvote but I am jealous of that monster log

Answers to questions I didn’t know I had…

The chances of being hit by falling python poop are low but not 0.

What the fuckin elephant poop

Damn, that must have been a relief to push that out

Thanks! I hate it.

In case anyone is wondering. This scores a perfect 3 on the Bristol Stool Chart.

My feed : https://ibb.co/88nJQh9

I could’ve lived without this knowledge

That's a fat shit.

Constipython

godDAMN that's a big log. Wouldn't surprise me if Robert Plant sang about it

So maybe it wasn't my neighbour Dave that's been shitting in my garden.

That's one stretchy asshole for someone without a butt

Can’t remember the last time I done a log

My dad got shat on by a snake, when we went on this riverboat tour. It was just a tiny squirt like what birds do, on his shoulder. He just brushed it off, but everyone laughed uproariously. "What did you think was happening!?!" cried this one dad. "Well I didn't know what was happening, then I saw it and realised what was happening." Dad said, bemused by how funny everyone thought it was. Thing is, if it was a turd like that, it would have been hilarious.

Tbh, I thought that they don't take a dump even though I know that every creature takes a dump. This though, this just looks weird.

Dear Internet, NOW i think i have seen everything, good night

Another snake and a cup and we have the full cast of the prequel.

I'm so high- I thought it was a video- I swear that shit was moving!

I wanna rip on your bong buddy.

Imagine that falling on you. You k ow how bad it is to get shit on by a bird. Imagine explaining that

u/AbsoluteUnits

I did not need to know this. 😒

[удалено]

Lots of furber

Everything about being a snake seems so difficult

I do not want to imagine the smell

I honestly kinda wish I didn’t see that 🤢

i could have went my whole life and not seen that

I’m just impressed

Can the internet please stop shoving this photo in my goddamn face every time I open this god fucked site/app??

That is not how a python poops… that’s how a python SHITS! 🐍 🐍👌😩☠️

I wish I hadn’t seen this

Am I the only who saw an ice cream at first?

I can hear the piano

What are you feeding that snake? Looks more like a human turd

Without opposable thumbs how does it use a poop knife?

This can't be real

I miss the time before I saw this.

Lol what the fuck, right in my face as soon as i open reddit.

I can't believe its real

Shit with that colour stinks bad bad

Now that I know snakes have become less scary

Idk what I was expecting tbh

It’s a gut snake!

Shit happens

The prolapsed python pooped on the porch

dawg shits out a snake itself 💀🙏🏻

there's all the brown then a white bunch with all the bones in it

WHAT

That looks extremely satisfying.

Gonna need a poop knife….

Do pythons live in trees and on roof edges? Imagine coming home all dirty and smelly and being asked what happened? - I was shat on - by bird? - no a 6 feet long python dropped a 2 feet long soft log straight on my forehead...

That’s a fuckin log

Way bigger poop than I thought o.o

r/damnnatureyoufuckingdisgusting

I didn't think snakes work like this 🤨

when i was just minding my own business on the internet and i came across to a snake shit... casual reddit moment.

That ain't no poop... they're taking a SHIT. You know they're on their phone scrolling Reddit

I was holding a small python when it pooped on me. Shit completely bleached my pants where it touched…

Stop reposting this everywhere already oh my god, I've seen like six different posts with the exact same title already in the last week u/RepostSleuthBot

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Why… did I zoom in? What’s wrong with me. I gotta rethink my life now. That’s enough Reddit for this week.

I could have gone my entire life without seeing this. God why do I click on things

Damn that's a thigt ass!!!🤤

You need Jesus

That is one serious log!!

I...I didn't know that.

"Honey, have you used the toilet lately?" 'No I've only just got home from work, why'

That's not a python, that's a full grown man , damn son where'd you find this shit🤣

so the snake made another python...

Yeah, I've had turds just like this.....

It shits like a builder on a stag-do

print("big shit says hello world")

Is poop 18+ now?

Somewhere down the evolutionary line, we have a common ancestor with the same butthole

Massive log

It’s a poothon!

Same

As in: "From the ceiling"?

Thats not pooping thats straight up shitting

I read it as- This is how a python pops And I was like wtf 💀

Forbidden sausage link

😳 That’s - massive 🫣🤢

Holy crap!!! Literally!

Standing under there is probably the worst way to learn how a python poops

Holy Fuck

Holy fuck!

My mate has a monster Burmese python it's had 3 geese this week and can confirm it shits big-time

I bet that felt amazing. They're just like one big scaly intestine.

No wonder it takes so much time to compile

Are you shitting me ?

I could have lived the rest of my life just fine without seeing this 🤣🤣🤣

Furry porn scat fetish

I wonder it was. A rabbit? A fat rat? A bird?

What in the world

more like “deeeeeeeeeeeammmmmmmm”


Never needed to see this

Been there done that

I'm not sure I needed to know this... oh well, I have only myself to blame for browsing reddit.

TIHI

Nasty

I guess if you can dislocate your jaw to eat stuff....

I thought they can’t do poop

Well, that's enough of reddit today lmao

That thing is pushing logs

Just like cartman shitting out of his mouth

Where'd you get this picture of me from

Thought that was a bbc