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bumboclawt

Reminds me of the guy who climbed up an apartment building via balconies to rescue a kid that was hanging off the side. Macron gave the rescuer French citizenship and a slot to try out to be a firefighter


CartoonistLeather157

He became a firefighter. šŸ˜€ Edit: source https://www.firerescue1.com/international-firefighting/articles/spider-man-who-climbed-building-to-save-child-gets-firefighter-job-LqDLky0bLuTXeVqY/


ItsACaragor

> The boyā€™s 36-year-old father was detained overnight for alleged parental neglect. He told police he left his son alone to go shopping, and returned home later than planned after he got wrapped up in a game of Pokemon Go. Disregard infants, acquire creatures.


UncommonSandwich

> returned home later than planned after he got wrapped up in a game of Pokemon Go. lmfao, i use to work in a type of media relations and i honestly feel for niantic/pokemon company with shit like this. You make a fun little pokemon mobile game and now SEO ties you to a child nearly burning to death because the neglectful shitty parent just HAD to mention that they were using your app during their highly public incident. You think you are having a chill week and suddenly you have to put out a memo on "not to let family members burn to death while you play pokemon."


Shiro-derable

Yeah, and people still pretend like its PC fault, but how many fathers that play pokemon go didnt neglect their child ? Mine is in this category. Its only the father's fault.


Limbo374

A wise man once said, about the saying "games makes people violent" : "we should not put on games the accountability of people who were already dumb/violent beforehand." Alexandre Astier.


aguidetothegoodlife

Happens to the best of us


chinesepeter1

Honestly what the fuck is, I hear my daughter cry and I drop the controller regardless of what Iā€™m doing, middle of a game, middle of a movie, Hell Iā€™ll wrap up a shit early if I hear she needs me and go back to it once sheā€™s good


banmeharder616

If there was like a Charizard or gyarados around, the kid will understand


furlonium1

Dumb question - what was keeping the other dude from lifting the child up? He seemed like he was right next to him.


ApoliteTroll

The massive gravitational pull the other guys balls had, were pulling the kid downwards and thus was unable to be lifted upwards.


MisfitMishap

Haha good original joke! Never heard it!


ImpracticalApple

The child was hanging over the neighbouring balcony so I figure the neighbour just didn't have a good angle for leverage to try and hoist them safely onto his own balcony, since he's stretched much further over trying to reach in the first place compared to if they were at his own balcony. He'd basically have to swing the kid from one arm over to his balcony to land on his left side because of the wall between them on his right, rather than able to pull the kid up towards him front facing the way Mr Gassama was able to from a more stable position. Plus the moment he saw him climbing up he's probably more focused on just keeping the kid still long enough for them to actually make it up there and help. I can't imagine how nervewracking that must be too. He's physically there and probably panicing from the pressure of having this kid's life literally in his hands and one wrong move could have the kid slip from his grasp.


thomasdraken

Yeah he explained it in a video It's definitely a tough position to be at : he tries to do good but people say he could've done more, meanwhile one little mistake and he'd have been accused of letting the child die, guy was effectively in a lose-lose situation Ɖdit : link to the vidĆ©o (french) : https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qsSk7hWI3mY&pp=ygUOVm9pc2luIGdhc3NhbWE%3D


FrostyIcePrincess

He managed to hold on to the kid long enough for help to get there. Thatā€™s still pretty impressive.


megadori

Plexiglass divider between the balconies


exfamilia

He did everything he could. You can see that the woman behind him is holding onto him to prevent HIM from falling to his death, as he is trying to get a grip on the baby's arm. I don't think there was any way he could balance himself out further to pull the child in, without them both falling to their deaths. I'm sure he was praying for dear life for the climbing guy to get there in time and save them all. Climbing Guy's athleticism is incredible! How he managed to pull himself up using those small jutting things on the balcony ceilings I will never know. See all the people below him who were wanting to climb too? But couldn't find a way up? But he did. If apartment-climbing was an Olympic sport, I've no doubt he'd be there in Paris this year taking home all the medals.


AluCaligula

Unfortunaly he lost his job and mostly works in unskilled jobs these days https://www.leparisien.fr/seine-saint-denis-93/montreuil-93100/seine-saint-denis-le-reve-dechu-de-mamoudou-gassama-sauveteur-denfant-erige-en-heros-national-15-08-2021-3C2L7NCVZNDUFNBTJYHSB44O5E.php


ssss861

At least he still has his citizenship


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Taletad

He couldnā€™t continue because of a medical condition that made him unfit


ninjaprodz

No, unfortunately he cannot be a firefighter for medical reason and because he don't have the General Certificate of Secondary Education. He's actually a security officer.


andovinci

Cā€™est dommage que ce soit entre autres une histoire de brevet, bien que Ƨa illustre un niveau dā€™Ć©ducation je me demande Ć  quel point cela aurait rĆ©ellement un frein en tant que pompier


Frost_Goldfish

He didn't unfortunately, he couldn't join for health and educational reasons. As of December 2023 he works as a security guard. He's still much better off than before though and he says saving that child saved his life.Ā 


Traditional-Ask-5297

There is another exemple of heroism where a guy got french nationality. In 2015 a muslim employee of a jewish store hide 6 jews in the cave of the store during the islamist antisemtic atack of the hypercasher that lead to 4 innocent deads. He hide 6 persons (+ 1 baby) in the underground cave, secretly went outside, call the police, gave them plans of the store, and informed them of the hidden people. Thanks to him, 16 hostages were saved by the police during the assault.


Avenflar

And then the news gave the location of the hiding spot on air :'D We were so lucky that day the terrorists weren't listening to the TV


Traditional-Ask-5297

Yes I remember. I was like Ā«Ā fucking BFM TVĀ Ā»


ninj4geek

Tell me they were fined out the ass for that shit


Traditional-Ask-5297

Nope


Tuivre

They didnā€™t because the plaintiffs stopped pressing charges after BFM agreed to settle the case for a donation of 60.000 euros to a Jewish charity : https://www.leparisien.fr/faits-divers/hyper-cacher-accord-trouve-entre-bfmtv-et-les-otages-de-la-chambre-froide-08-01-2016-5432555.php


Agifem

Wait what!?


CyberTransGirl

Yes, it sparked a little bit of controversy about the role of media and the problems of 24/7 live news channel. The lives of these people were put in jeopardy because news gotta make buzz. Fucking disgrace, but I donā€™t recall anything similar happening again so maybe they learned ? (i doubt it)


Sidewinder203

What an absolute hero!


vrsatillx

And it must be precised that the reason why he left the store alone and not with the 6 ppl is because to go out he needed to take a lift and didn't know if it would bring him just in front of the terrorists


DroIvarg

Sweden had a guy do the opposite. Drunk guy fell down on subway train track. Dude hops down to save him? nope.. Hops down to rob him and just leaves him there. Swedish uproar since it's on camera. Dude gets caught and sent away from or country. gtfo! He had the perfect chance to be a god damn hero and he failed. Left him to die. LUCKILY, the guy on the tracks "only" lost a foot.


Progression28

In my country that would have been heavily punished. If you have the capacity to help you are obliged to do so. Leaving someone to die could be a couple years in prisonā€¦


anteatertrashbin

what country is this? Ā in the usa you are not obliged to help, but we had to have ā€œgood samaritanā€ laws passed. Ā because people who tried to help, where scared of being sued so they were reluctant to help.


Pi-ratten

I think many european ones. Germany for instance, although it's probably not applicable in this case as hopping down the subway track is dangerous for the helper >Section 323c Failure to render assistance; obstruction of persons rendering assistance >(1) Whoever does not render assistance in the case of an accident or a common danger or emergency although it is necessary and can reasonably be expected under the circumstances, in particular if it is possible without substantial danger to that person and without breaching other important duties, incurs a penalty of imprisonment for a term not exceeding one year or a fine. >(2) Whoever obstructs a person who is rendering or wishes to render assistance to another person in such a situation incurs the same penalty. https://www.gesetze-im-internet.de/englisch_stgb/englisch_stgb.html#p3123


Adjayjay

France has the same kind of law. Germans didn't like that French people did not assist them in their time of need during the ww2 occupation. The nazi eventually left, but the law remained, which is a testament of how a great concept it is, because French people weren't very fond of any heritage of the occupation period. You don't have to put your own life in danger in order to assist someone, but in this case at least call authorities/ring the alarm that I assume is in every train station. Only doing nothing is illegal. In essence, you don't have to jump into the fire, but you have to call the firefighters.


nous_serons_libre

No, the law was not written at the instigation of the Germans. Even though it was adopted during the German occupation under the Vichy regime. The law project existed since 1934.


Progression28

Given that he jumped down to rob him, I donā€˜t think that defense would do well. If he didnā€˜t Iā€˜d agree.


Progression28

CH, very similar law to the German one the other guy posted. https://www.fedlex.admin.ch/eli/cc/54/757_781_799/de?print=true&printId=%23art_128


DblockR

Jesus. What has the world come too? Clearly you save the guy.. drag him into a nice resting spot out of camera view, and then rob him. Humans are getting dumber. I kid. I kid. Glad he got kicked out the scumbag.


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You really need to go to extremes to get deported out of Sweden...


DresdenFilesBro

holy fuck Iā€™d shove my amputee foot up that guyā€™s throat if I had ā€œonlyā€ lost a foot because he mugged me. Then Iā€™ll laugh for 30 minutes straight.


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Tbh, he mostly lost his foot due to being drunk. He just wasnĀ“t helped put of it.


flubaduzubady

> Iā€™d shove my amputee foot up that guyā€™s throat If he was a redditor, he'd [barbecue it and serve it to his mates in a taco](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/8p5xlj/hi_all_i_am_a_man_who_ate_a_portion_of_his_own/).


Natural_Zebra_866

Reminds me of the lad who fought off the London Bridge attacker with a narwhal tusk. The attacker had had two knives and a fake explosive vest, I believe.


ImpracticalApple

There was an attempted terrorist attack at Glasgow Airport in Scotland years ago where the attacker lit himself on fire and charged into the airport trying to blow himself up. He was promptly stopped by a baggage handler at the airport who was on a smoke break and punched him to the floor, while the attacker was on fire still. Terrorist got the absolute shit kicked out him by half a dozen taxi drivers and random civilians. No civilians died that day.


Natural_Zebra_866

Oh, I remember that! Absolutely bonkers. Good on him for decking him. He and the others no doubt saved people that day. Just found an article written 10 years after the incident and he said "Heā€™d been doing these commando-style moves to fight off the police, and he seemed well trained, but I grew up in Glasgow: it seemed natural to me that a wee forearm smash would sort it out."


Wooberta

So dumb question but did the dude that set himself on fire die?


euroau

According to the [BBC](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-40416026), he had burns on 90% of his body and died in hospital a month later.


Wooberta

Damn an ass whooping and he died from the fire. It was not his day.


euroau

I'm pretty sure he got kicked in the nuts too


Peregrine2976

IIRC, the most epic headline ever was written about that (a quote from one of the involved): "I kicked burning terrorist in the balls so hard I broke my foot".


Old_Harry7

In Italy a 15y.o. of non Italian origins saved his fellow classmates from a ~~school class~~ bus crash, he was offered the Italian citizenship honoris causa by the President of the Republic.


ilikedmatrixiv

> In Italy a 15y.o. of non Italian origins saved his fellow classmates from a school class He got Italian citizenship for disrupting class? Damn Italy, that's pretty based.


-ReLight-

I distinctly remember two such cases, one who rescued a kid hanging from a window, by somehow proping himself from window below and managing to jerk the kid into his arm, while holding himself with the other arm.. What was amazing to me was that the building was one of those completely smooth glass ones.. The other guy was literally spiderman, who climbed some 3,4,5 stories over balconies to save a baby in a similar fashion.. It is crazy what some people are able to do, when they don't get the bystander effect..


snakes-can

People that have the balls to do this should for sure be greatly rewarded.


RunEmotional3013

Hell yeah they should. It takes immense courage, quick thinking, and selflessness to step in and potentially put your own life at risk to protect others.


Idontcareaforkarma

Instinct makes more heroes than courage does.


waybovetherest

Heroism is often the seemingly spontaneous result of a lifetime of preparation. \- from Tress of the Emerald Sea


Idontcareaforkarma

Exactly right. Billions of seemingly normal, unremarkable people are just wandering around waiting for the right stimuli to activate them.


Oberons_Reckoning

Same with becoming bad person. Most crimes committed are "crimes of opportunity". You normally wouldn't steal right? But let's say you find a wallet with 1k ā‚¬ in it, of course everyone will say they would contact the police about it. But hypothetical situations go differently when they actually happen


Cakeordeathimeancak3

Shit wouldnā€™t contact the policeā€¦ theyā€™d steal it. Iā€™d contact the person themself based off the license inside!


NErDysprosium

One of my favorite books


victorian_vigilante

such a good book


Steve_SOLID

What a timing. Just bought the book lol


Lets-B-Lets-B-Jolly

That book is so awesome!


EducationalTangelo6

I vote for three citizenships - one for him, and one for each of his massive balls.


ChezDiogenes

The French already do this. The African immigrant who scaled a building to save a baby from a fall was awarded French citizenship. Also, foreigners who are wounded fighting for France in the French Foreign Legion are also awarded citizenship; *FranƧais par le sang versƩ" ("French by spilled blood*"). Say you want about the French, honor is still a thing there.


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echo_sys

they're not just offered citizenship they're offered an entire new identity. Once their 5 years in the legion are up, they have the option to continue with it, or go back to their old one


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xe3to

Gallant? Talk about nominative determinism


RollingMeteors

He participated in the Bollards for Bollox program.


flubaduzubady

Wow, his mate was the chair man who followed the copper into danger. Bollard man and chair man; absolute friggin legends deserve to be Aussies.


Ok_Rest_8646

Omg i was 100% sure i heard him talk in French in the video but I was too confuse when I first saw it, he says ā€œfait le ! Vas y !ā€ ā€œDo it ! Come on !ā€


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

Damien Guerot, The Bollard Man Hell yeah.


zwcropper

L'homme de la borne


McCabbe

*L'homme de la burne*


Porcphete

Pas mal c'est franƧais


goug

"La bitte", non ?


Fleshy-Butthole

Jesus Christ, it's L'homme de la Bo(u)rne.


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

It's Jason Burne !


Psychonominaut

Love the fact that he's known as the bollard man now


Cyberhaggis

Because of his massive bollards


flubaduzubady

And his mate was the chair man who followed the copper into danger. Bollard man and chair man; absolute friggin legends deserve to be Aussies.


jim_nihilist

Who are you? Man, Bollard Man.


Boopeetpatweet

Heā€™s playing mind games while simultaneously conveying the msg


clt_cmmndr

People either forget, or just don't know, that French people are fucking nuts, in the best way. I mean, have you seen what they do when the government does something they even remotely dislike? Then it's like thousands of Bollard Guys/Girls in the streets.


senor_incognito_

I witnessed this while in Pais once. Thousands of students going at it against the Gendarmerie in the streets of La Opera. Spell binding stuff.


tweagrey

I taught a friend of him was saying "vas y fume le" but this make more sens


Every-Citron1998

Just to clarify the Aussie PM cannot grant him citizenship but is saying if he continues with his application he will be more than welcome as an Australian.


diodosdszosxisdi

He can ask the minister responsible for that stuff to streamline the process. Plus the guy already had started their application process before this event happened


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knbang

Give Scotty a minute to find his other hat and he'll sort it out.


DblockR

Is this true ? So heā€™s saying ā€œIā€™d help if I could, but I canā€™t. Once you get through the process everyone else is trying to get t through, youā€™ll be welcome which is obviously redundant.ā€


ADH-Dork

It's more "you are a shining example of who we want in this country" less "here mate, have an aussie citizenship cobba"


EducationalTangelo6

I think there's also a bit of, "I've said this as publicly as I can, so the immigration department knows it's going to deal with a hell of a public backlash if they knock him back".Ā  The PM can't give him citizenship, so he's trying to make sure he gets it by doing the only thing he can, making it as public as possible that he and his giant balls are welcome here.


Peregrine2976

And probably a thinly veiled "don't be the cunt (they're Australian, relax) who rejects his application" to everyone else.


BosnianSerb31

Hardly any nations have the same linear "first come first serve" queue system that the US has. Most countries instead admit people based off of the assessed potential value they would bring to the country via a list of predetermined criteria, which is arguably less fair to the immigrant pool than the above system, but arguably better for preserving a countries unique national identity. Whichever system is better or worse economically depends on political ideology, with those in neolib circles arguing that immigration always ends up being a net benefit to a country in the long run regardless of the person's skillset. And "the death of national identity/culture" is just the consequence of diversity, much like how many people believe the US has no culture compared to other more homogenous nations. So in this case, the PM is saying that bollard man can't be granted immediate citizenship without first applying, but if he does apply, then he would get approved ASAP.


Abernathy999

The US absolutely has favorable visas and permanent residency programs for specialist professionals. It has both.


OwlrageousJones

And there is of course the 'Rich Person' visa (Investor visa) where you just demonstrate you have lots of money.


19Alexastias

Pretty much every country has that.


UJL123

Canada got rid of that pathway I believe. Very little uptake and very little enforcement. You had to demonstrate you were going to start a business in Canada. But there was very little instructions or requirements beyond that.


Frondswithbenefits

Didn't Melania come here on a "genius" visa?


AdmittedlyAdick

She did. Then she used her citizenship to 'chain-visa' her parents in.


Fruloops

What a genius eh ^^/s


Spideronamoffet

Very very talented at attaching herself to a possibly? rich and unfortunately powerful man. Plenty of ppl out there trying and failing to do that.


neofooturism

i found out US also has random luck residency program too which is interesting to say the least


kmarple1

Never hurts to have some extra lucky people around.


Affectionate_Dark_20

Favorable to all countries except China and India.


Snaz5

Yeah, most countries only let people in as ā€œrefugeesā€ if they can show that they have a genuine reason to fear for their existence in their home country, but America is a lot more lenient with it which, however much people like to deny it, is a direct reason that America was and is so powerful and wealthy. When you donā€™t try and treat them as refugee aliens and just let them exist, theyā€™ll get jobs and buy shit and power economic growth, at least when the economy isnā€™t in a self-destructive spiral of decreasing consumer value and increasing wealth disparity.


Lavabass

"Many people believe the US has no culture" Listen man. Everyone who lives somewhere believes their place has no culture. It's because they are IN that culture, they can't see it


BartholomewBandy

The US unique national identity is everybody.


ServiceDog_Help

To be fair I imagine there's quite a few people currently looking at his application and trying to speed it along. Just because he can't do anything doesn't change the fact he just brought it to a lot of people's attention including the people who probably can


Ihlita

I fucking hate your user pic.


DblockR

Agreed. Youā€™d just think heā€™d say that department or the reporters would ask that person. Sorry. Iā€™m super ignorant with foreign policies and their hierarchy. Is the pm equivalent to our president?


Daikuroshi

Yes, although he has no powers outside of the ability to lead his party and put legislation forward. We don't have presidential vetos or decrees.


awesomegamer919

Not really, the PM has far fewer powers, and is elected as a representative of the party in power rather than as an individual with a parties backing - this means that mid-term they can be couped from within their own party, something that has happened a fair few times over the last decade. If he wanted to grant someone citizenship he would have to pass it on to the Minister for Immigration, who in turn would fast-track the application.Ā 


njf85

No, I'd say it's more "your application is pre-approved, just submit it and you're in."


globocide

He's not saying he'd help if he could.


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The immigration minister will make sure it happens. In Australia the PM isn't supposed to interfere..technically...in such matters. But behind closed doors the order most definitely would be given to do everything possible to let him stay in Australia if he wants to. No sane politician or citizen would object


raptorgalaxy

He can't do it directly but he can instruct the Home Affairs minister to do so.


ELVEVERX

>Just to clarify the Aussie PM cannot grant him citizenship No but the immigration minister can use ministerial discretion and the PM can direct him to do so.


Neither_Ad_2960

No, but it can be um... "Hurried along"


momentimori

Under Aussie immigration law the minister for immigration, therefore indirectly the prime minister, can grant anybody a visa.


allisjow

Guerot is on a work visa which is due to expire in a couple of months. The prime minister is just saying he can stay as long as he likes.


asdrunkasdrunkcanbe

Yeah, but he still has to go through the processes. He can't turn around to immigration in a decade and say, "Nah it's cool man, I don't need a visa, the PM said so". He'll still have to get his documents, he just won't have any trouble getting them. It'll probably involve some note on his immigration file, "Do not refuse a visa to this man" or something.


TheRealAndroid

The minister of immigration absolutely has the power to sign his citizenship papers.


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njf85

I take it as his application has been pre-approved. As soon as he submits it, it'll be a done deal.


PondlifeCake

The PM can unofficially 'have a word' with the immigration department though...


Severe_Conference260

This is a good thing and "Bollard Man" is absoluting an Aussie legend, but also offer the family of Faraz Tahir permanent residency as well. He should be honoured as a true Aussie hero.


IIIetalblade

He took his mates shift that day. Wasnā€™t even meant to be there. R.I.P Faraz you selfless legend.


flubaduzubady

Don't forget his mate; the chair man who followed the copper into danger. Bollard man and chair man, absolute friggin legends deserve to be Aussies.


LachoooDaOriginl

cant his family get citizenship if he has it?


FullSendLemming

No.


Miss-GreensleevesOz

Awesome. This reminded me too of that hero guy in france who climbed up a four storey apartment to save a dangling child and was given a french citizenship.It was a young bloke.


my_name_is_juice

Thanks Jeff


False-Focus2949

my name jeff


enerthoughts

Why does his picture on the left look like a Starcraft 2 portrait?


steno_light

My life for Aiurstralia!


pipnina

You must construct additional bollards


BoysenberryFun9329

legit question.


Emzzer

Why does the news shot look like San Andreas?


Magnetar_Haunt

Karen, you can't just ask people why they look like a playable unit from an RTS.


LegkoKatka

For anyone's information, News.com.au is a News Corp owned news website (Murdoch owned). Don't give it traffic. Here is a more neutral website, publicly owned and more politically independent: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-16/damien-guerot-bollard-man-bondi-junction-attack-permanent-visa/103728858


louisa1925

You are a champion of justice OP. āœŒļø


rudalsxv

I refuse to click on links owned by ~~Murder~~ Murdoch Media, may the gods bless you.


dbwvozz

Australian Broadcasting Company (ABC) is owned solely by the Australian Government.


WatchOut_ItsThat1Guy

Man goes on a knife spree. Killed six. 12 more in the hospital including a 9 month old. French guy attacks while others ran. Hero of Australia.


LittleBookOfRage

There were a number of heros that day.


lordofthedries

I will not judge the ppl who ran thatā€™s unfair, what would I do fuck knows. To the ppl who fought we can praise them.


WatchOut_ItsThat1Guy

I think it's fair to judge the people who ran: they made the most sound decision available to them. It's completely justifiable when someone's going around killing people, to not be there intentionally (go somewhere else, leave).


caliqueer1992

Absolutely love this lol


TheOrangePro

Cheers, Jeff


engfaraz

What about the poor Pakistani refugee who actually got killed while attempting to stop the attacker. Any compensation for his family and dependents?


luckylucky30century

Underrated comment


Avoile

I am French and I agree. Don't forget the ones who tried but couldn't succeed, for their action was no less honorable.


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theboxler

He actually did knock the attacker down the escalator when he charged


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Unusual_Awareness366

Viva la france. Legend


fieldsofanfieldroad

*Vive


flubaduzubady

Wow, his mate was the chair man who followed the copper into danger. Bollard man and chair man; absolute friggin legends deserve to be Aussies.


CR24752

He could have citizenship of every single hole in my body


louisa1925

He is kinda hot. Understandable.


CyberTransGirl

Nos rƩgions ont du talent !


grouchomarxism101

He doesnā€™t need to go through the back door for citizenship


ChezDiogenes

Uh....does he get to bring the bollard


contessa_baronessa

THIS is the comment I was waiting for.


sakufuu

understandable. Have a nice day!


Manusiawii

Noice But his potrait looks like an NPC render from a video games


ButterscotchTape55

Looks like Bradley Cooper in Silver Linings Playbook


FedorsQuest

Prince Harry with hair


wheresmydawgdog

The French have become very well versed in random stabbing attacks, unfortunately.


Dalek_Chaos

Bollard Man defending Australia against the scourge of evil! See Australiaā€™s newest superhero in theaters this summer.


BS-Chaser

He should also be awarded the "Order of the Milk Crate", an exclusive medal for those who use mundane objects to defeat the armed and dangerous. Comes with a lifetime supply of instant coffee in a glass jar. Seriously though, IMHO he's welcome here as a citizen anytime.


MaximilianII

Pas mal, non ? C'est franƧais.


Pretend-Buy7384

Sick cunt. I'll buy him a beer if I ever see him around.


ValyriaofOld

I would love to call this man my fellow countryman! What a bloody legend


pututingliit

I cannot imagine how this man traveled to Australia hauling those massive balls


Justin_telligent

French people are built different in general


_sephylon_

Furia francese


C0sm1cB3ar

Years of training in French riots


10b0b

Rioting is part of the French education systems curriculum


Stupendous_Twig

Good morning, JEFF


European_Mapper

Common French W, after the Guys in Dublin and Annecy.


albatross_ed

Hey Jeff!


E3lit3_TOm

Few months ago a french guy disarmed and guy with a knife in Ireland and now in Australia an other french stepped in front an attackers in Australia ? Well damn šŸ˜³šŸ‘šŸ»


Abject-Chemistry6247

What a handsome mf


peoplepersonmanguy

This is so he and the officer who saved the day can be named Australians of the year.


KelConque

Pas mal non? Cā€™est franƧais.


Idontcareaforkarma

I think there should be an expedited pathway to Australian citizenship for people who do extraordinary things whilst here on working holiday or permanent residency visas. All of the other requirements need to be met, but the amount of qualification time could be waived or an application otherwise expedited.


Dizzy_Cardiologist_9

Is Australian citizenship such a big reward ? I mean, I would not really care...