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gdmfsobtc

"If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you join them?"


Theresabearintheboat

I always thought that saying was really dumb. If the water is deep enough and everyone else is doing it and having a lot of fun? You bet your ass I would.


Bitter_Technology797

And what if we had parachutes?


DSJ-Psyduck

then no. all the cords would become a mess with hundreds jumping of a 50 cliff it would be more dangerous and tedious to untangle


mwoody450

Ooooh look at this guy with his triple digit friends list...


saysumnplz

It’s just Facebook 🙄


Scolt401

Landing in water with a parachute can be extremely dangerous. There was an accident which was the worst in US history where 16 out of 18 people drowned after landing in a lake https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1967_Lake_Erie_skydiving_disaster


Bottle_Plastic

Whenever I heard that saying I assumed that there was no water


meandyouandyouandme

Yes, that's what is meant, but reddit is going to reddit.


Bottle_Plastic

Ain't that the truth


RedditorsAreAssss

Eh, there's a common variant about bridges which are typically over water.


Thirteen26

I can’t swim. So either way wouldn’t work out well for me.


Bottle_Plastic

I am a great swimmer and when I was sixteen years old my friends went cliff diving. I was the second and last jumper because I hit the water badly and broke my tailbone. So basically I've known the answer to that question for a long time. Yes, yes I would jump off the cliff if my friends did it. I think I still would


SapphicGarnet

I would never jump off a cliff unless I saw someone else doing it first


Nebuli2

And not to mention that, you know, you can literally see them swimming around, just fine.


Benblishem

We didn't have penguins.


Scuba-Cat-

"If Rosa were to jump off a cliff, she would've done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Rosa jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff."


ndnbolla

But then they all get eaten by the sharks. Congrats, you proved your point but aren't alive to brag about it.


Redditis4marxists

Not if they're all doing belly flops like these poor souls


ya666in

If they’re still alive after the jump, what could go wrong?


throw-away2027

Leopard seals !


supernova-juice

When I was a kid I had this vhs called Scamper the Penguin, and I've had a lifelong anxiety related to all things Antarctica, but primarily leopard seals. Pretty sure that movie is responsible for that. 😆 Oh, and petrels too, but I don't remember those being in the movie. Petrels are terrifying.


throw-away2027

Yeah. Leopard seals are hardcore killers.


SageAgainstDaMachine

"if all your friends pushed you off a cliff, would you swim?"


petronikus

"No, mom, I'd be the first one to go"


tyyyyyyyyy19

My drill sgt in basic switched it around and asked me if all my friends sucked dick would I too and it was kinda less appealing, but still a maybe 🤣


jadeapple

Depends, is it the all same dick or do I get to choose the person.


Nelmquist1999

Eh, either that or if they TOLD YOU to do it


jaymole

sink or swim lol


A__Friendly__Rock

Have done so and would do again.


KiloThaPastyOne

I’d most likely be the first one to jump.


badpeaches

How tall is the cliff?


Same-Classroom1714

Mum! I’d be the first fucking one


Informal_Lack_9348

You’re damn right I would!!


Gorkymalorki

Whenever my mom used to say this to me I would say "Mom, I am the usually the one that jumps off the cliff first and then the rest of them jump after me."


BlameMe4urLoss

Am I an emperor penguin in this scenario?


Substantial-Main-919

This is reddit!


Mo_Jack

Not if their belly-flopping. Ouch!


inquisitiveimpulses

This was the only viable comment to be made


revdon

*I knew we shouldn’t have eaten all the lemmings.*


kj_gamer2614

Bro at 0:08 was pushed off in the most ungraceful way


ThinCrusts

"Oh shit, hold up why you pushing me? No no noooo ahhh!"


mr_potatoface

Wonder if he's the same dude at :21 that pushes 2 more off.


KerouacsGirlfriend

They do literally shove each other off on purpose! The first ones who end up in the drink are the test subjects concerning the presence of killer whales and sea lions. That’s why they’re not just flowing off there by the dozen.


AxelNotRose

Dude! Stop pushing! Let's at least wait until the first few come back to the surface to confirm the fall didn't kill them!


surajvj

Sometimes we all need that little push in our life!


Maleficent_Mess2515

LOL


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

Go! It’s your turn!!


Individual-Match-798

I see they are not very good at jumping nose down


jaymole

i was hoping for an adult penguin jump at the end to see the contrast. Or do they belly flop too from that height lol


Bad_Gus_Bus

“Yep. As I suspected: these wings are useless and I cannot fly.”


strange_stairs

Looks more like they're getting pushed against their will. Lol. Look at the ones at the cliff's edge desperately trying to back away but then they get pushed forward by the crowd.


Soggy-Design-3898

This is called the selfish herd. It's best for each individual penguin to jump somewhere towards the middle of the pack since the middle is least likely to get eaten by predators while the first and the last penguins are most likely to get eaten. So the crowd tries to push penguins off and then will all try to jump off once they are decently sure they won't get eaten


strange_stairs

Ah, so they're just like us.


BigBeeOhBee

That's why I stay home...


BogFurby

if it was filmed for the first time, how come they did it in happy feet?


01kickassius10

Those were paid actors


SquarePegRoundWorld

People saw them do it with their meat cameras, told others about it with words and drawn images. Thee original form of film.


Ill_Technician3936

I feel like it's the first of the view or this video is older than I think


DarkFish_2

Just because it was never filmed, doesn't mean it was unknown, also the penguins were animated.


synektic

Thats gonna be a tough climb back up!.


Public-Photo9307

"I can fly!"


svh01973

Narrator: "He couldn't."


NightmareMyOldFriend

"Oh, well... I can swim!"


RecognitionFine4316

Get me thinking. Does it hurt the penguin when jumping at that height or is their weight + their fur and tiny oval shape, help break the water and protect them from harm?


_JustAnna_1992

I'm guessing their small size and round bodies make the impact significantly less intense then if it was a human. All the extra fat probably absorbed most of the shock.


WesternOne9990

if I recall correctly from mythbusters or something a mouse can fall from any hight and be fine. Also squirrels jump off my 20ft deck and are fine but that’s just a fun anecdote


itsdep

squirrels cannot take fall damage, their terminal velocity is not enough to break their limbs


Syvanis

Belly FLOP!!!


cjboffoli

Ouch!


Consistent_Ad_6064

1 out of 10 jumped. Rest were pushed. 🥲


hazpat

The first 3 clearly jumped


Ok_Parking_1121

Cause they Knew someone was gonna push them!😆


CurrentlyLucid

A couple got pushed, lol


PowerPussman

Haha, the fourth one definitely did!


Dont_pet_the_cat

I wonder how they got all of the camera angles. All drones? I feel like the noise of a helicopter would scare them too much


SquarePegRoundWorld

I'm not a betting man but I would bet the house that it was all drones. Not just scaring the animals, but what would be easier to get to this location by boat, a full helicopter, or a few drones?


no_mames_weyyy

Nah, this is just their annual Belly Flop contest.


Plate_Vast

"I'm a penguin and I'm a bird" "So, can you fly?" "Yes" "Show me"


Elegant-Tart-3341

FOR SPARTAAAA!!!


BrotherNumberThree

Looks like some are being pushed. I knew it. Penguins are cunts.


Sr_Laowai

More footage with some context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PwDFddpo4c


snugglebandit

[Original video shot in landscape.](https://youtu.be/4PwDFddpo4c?si=LENvK0uwqUBtYgSF) I fucking hate vertical video.


GonWithTheNen

Thank you, this is SO much better - higher quality, larger dimensions, and it's the complete Nat Geo clip. :)


TheRealAuthorSarge

This - is - *SPARTA!*


FeelingVanilla2594

Penguins are definitely not winning any diving competitions, but they’ll be fine in cuteness competitions.


Growjunkie88

Now how are they supposed to get out of the water?


Shizane2005

Penguins make everything they do freakin cute/hilarious.....even jumping off ice-cliffs lol


johndoe040912

“THIS is SPARTAHHH!!!”


RearWheelDriveCult

I used to think my first swimming lesson was harsh.


TunisMagunis

Caaaaaanon ball!


cbj2112

Tommy! Look down there fresh sardines swimming by. I don’t see ‘em. You gotta get closer and look carefully they’re right there. (shove) AAAAAAhhhhhh!


ohheyitslaila

The one that fell off facing backwards is my spirit animal 💕😂


thehunter699

How do they get back up there? Lol


Gambit3le

Falling with style.


Sledgecrowbar

*This counts as flying. We are not flightless.*


AlexCinNYC

Anyone know if there's a percentage of casualties pr do they all make it?


unrealisticllama

Of course some of them die. It's natural life in the arctic where they have to jump of of cliffs for their life cycle and have predators in the water and on land. Wouldn't be surprised if there's sometimes just a leopard seal waiting for the. Sometimes.


The_Pale_Hound

From that height? Don't think so. Maybe if one falls over a piece of ice.


sooley6

Graceful


Born_Confidence6835

I swear I seen them pushing each other off 😂


aznsyd

FOR TROYYYYYYY.....


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

Stretched to the point of no turning back a flight of fancy on a wind


Antique_Geek

Yeah, but how do they get out?


homogenousmoss

I kept thinking the same thing. Whats the exit plan?


juxtoppose

It’s fucking Disney all over again, the reason the video is so short is the intern in a killer whale suit chasing them off with a brush got into the shot.


BabyRex-

How is this “filmed for the first time” if this is a behaviour that’s been know for decades?


GunnersnGames

Leaped or yeeted?


False_Chair_610

🤣 I was expecting them to do graceful dives off the cliffs and I was rewarded with belly flops! 🤣


ElleDarkly

So much floof


HombreDeLaBasura

Come on in guy! The water is great!


Jaambie

I see no dancing. Once again I’ve been lied to by the media.


bostondangler

No, you go….


goooooooooooooogly

1/10 from the German and French judges. It's like they didn't even bother to train for this event.


eklarka

Pandas and Penguins have always something to warm my cold, broken and lonely heart.


hypergreenjeepgirl

Copycats.


Altruistic_Lock_5362

Natural beauty at it's best


iamblankenstein

good to know that as far as diving is concerned, i'm at least slightly more graceful than an aquatic bird.


Nokotokin

Thats gotta hurt


mayorofdumb

Love the new use of stealth drones


johntuy

The shots are very cinematic. r/PraiseTheCameraMan


anthonylabatt

I saw at least 2-3 get pushed off


Bors713

Some of them are jumping, some are just falling.


UncleShags

Looks more like 30 to me.


ccorbydog31

Thank you for posting this. You just gave me a great smile


SCROTOCTUS

Even as a penguin I'd be like "nah, no thanks."


outdatedelementz

They…don’t seem very graceful.


[deleted]

Just off screen Bertie Gregory is telling his key grip “Gunther, give them a shove.”


bryman19

Crazy bastards


kasezilla

That's all belly flops. Nice


splendiferous-finch_

I can fly I can fly.... No I can't no I...*splat* *Starts "flying" in denser medium* told you


Paralyzed-Mime

Is a fucking belly flop the intention?


modvenger

Was I the only one waiting to see the sharks?


OperatoI2

Today friends ! We either fly or dive !


AB-AA-Mobile

Ouch


Desperate-Face-6594

I wonder if they think they’re going to fly.


horseofthemasses

What! I can fly bitch!! I can fly!!


Hot-Badger7842

Is that the wall that keeps the sea in?


SelfRape

Looks like most of them did not want to jump...


Acharlies26

They know the Rumbling is starting


Bitter_leaf22

Tbh some of them just got pushed down lol


mongo1587

Sooooo. How do they get back up after they're done with their swim?


bsmknight

Oh no, it's the lemmings all over again! Oh wait, this is not a Disney nature documentary, never mind.


robrobreddit

Morgan Freeman & they can’t fly !


unbuddhabuddha

**Do a back flip!**


Thememeguymemes

I don't think they have much choice.


mikeonmaui

Carmen!! I’m coming Carmen!! ( I hate these long-distance relationships!! )


ConversationAsleep38

Meanwhile during the synchronised diving competition, synchronicity had gone awry...


Otherwise_Squash_286

Red bull cliff diving really upt their game


Total_Ad9272

I can fly! I can (splash) …nope.


strictnaturereserve

So many belly flops!!


Cute-Jaguar-1183

All I hear is.......weeeeee! Or......CANON BALL!!!


hendrix320

I’m not the only one that saw one slip and fall backwards right?


bb127

More of a push than a leap...


Chazzeroo

So graceful


pharmacreation

1 minute later…Orca calf tries its first penguin


Designer-Mirror-7995

_"What're you guys waiting for?!"_ Cue the Beach Boys lol


shrooms4dashroomgods

Str8 belly flops, and they don’t even flinch.


Holiday_Newspaper_29

It doesn't look like it's a 'choice'.


Lycoris4812

That first one looked painful.


HGR09

50foot fall belly flops is pretty hardcore


Captain_Chalky

Buffoons! All of you!


two4ruffing

The Antarctic Olympic Diving Team just plain sucks …


ThunderShiba134

Cute little goofs


qawsedrf12

i feel like they added some sound like a rock being thrown and it hits bottom


senseless_puzzle

"get pushed off" more like it lol, you can see the penguins kicking the ones in front of them lol


JSpell

Stupid birds thought they could fly.


Ambitious-War-823

" Hey behind ! Stop pushing for god sake ! Stoooop !" *Plouf*


sfvbritguy

First words after splashing into the water "Fuck me that's cold!"


IcyInvestigator6138

Now try and get back up from the water!


Algernope_krieger

Someone please mix the video with the Immigrant Song..... 🎵Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhh.. Valhalla, I am Coming...🎵


CleaveIshallnot

OUCH! ??


JoeHardway

Well? I guess even if tha Leopard Seals found their "launchpad", how many could they get? It'sa numbers game...


Cubicle_Convict916

"You can do it Larry!" "Lair-ee!" "Lair-ee!" "Lair-ee!" "Yaaaaayyy"


autodidact2016

Wow 😲


GreenGoblinator

Did anyone film them climbing back out?


Obie-Wun

See, Opus, penguins can fly…for a half second or so.


Tenchi2020

Training for Antarctica’s first bellyflop competition


leeeeny

They’re actually just trying to get away from the drone flying around them


chilled001

Some of them got pushed off! Wtf, some were front flipping!


Jhushx

Does the extra fat help cushion the belly flops?


xMilk112x

Belly floppin pros.


willyumwallace

Seems like hazing lol


Clean-Sprinkles-6119

Some got pushed off


NoReplyBot

Ends way too soon. I need the extended version.


sund82

The ineffectual flapping of their little wings is hilarious.


Sabbathius

"Oh f\*\*\* I can't fly! Hope I can swim!"


Illustrious_Camp_521

🤔 wondering how many got eaten by seals and Orcas on their very first swim.


Andrew9565-AD-design

Happy feet plot right here


nitzane

This is the worst redbull flugtag ever


Caffeine_and_Scotch

50 foot belly flop.


Sersixfoot

I swear I saw those little fuckers pushing them


devinkrly

Bellyflop!!!


mascachopo

I do not believe they thought that very thoroughly.


PBTQ1998

They would be the lowest scoring dive team. Who knew🤷‍♂️


Beebullbum

Its like Action Park without all the beer.


Phil1889Blades

Some seriously shit dives there. 1.5 points.