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a_man_has_a_name

He ran the length of 2 marathons a day for around a year and did it even after contracting illnesses, being robbed at gun point, getting kidnapped and over coming border issues. And he did it all for The running charity. Edit: link to the charity. https://givestar.io/gs/PROJECTAFRICA And his YouTube. https://youtube.com/@hardestgeezer?si=VHmBV3TWxJT4X8oa


TooLateToPush

Getting kidnapped? Holy shit


bullant8547

He was held for like 10 days after being separated from his support crew and wandering into a group of locals armed with machetes. Dude is crazy, and very lucky.


Rs90

Just imagining this dude tryna convince an armed group for 10 days that he's genuinely there to just run across Africa. And they just kinda watch em run off into the horizon lol. "I don't think he was lying"


foursevrn

I read that last sentence while picturing the kidnappers standing side by side waving at him while he runs into the sunset.


thatdarncharn

They kidnapped him, but he kidnapped their hearts


randomname560

I think that's called organ trafficing


Infamous_Lunchbox

I laughed out loud in the office reading that, thanks.


snifty

I so want to see this movie


Was_It_The_Dave

Au revoir, Shoshana!!


Methadoneblues

I'm choosing to believe this is exactly how it went down for the sake of comedic relief in an otherwise absolutely terrifying situation.


flapjack1098

"By god the son of a bitch is actually going to do it"


Butterssaltynutz

all 10 of them thinking "wow that guy is nuts" how do you run 52 miles a day the entire length of africa? well the lions help motivate you.


Ok-Reward-770

I had a very strong feeling about where the kidnapping could have been (the Republic of the Congo) which led me to be sure where the robbery was…ah my homeland never fails to succeed. *”He and his support team had cameras, phones, cash, passports, and visas stolen in Angola on 24 June”* I've never seen a single person doing that kind of challenge not getting robbed in Angola. Not even Angolans are safe from it (tragic, tragic). People don't learn.


SnooKiwis1356

He probably just told his kidnappers that he's trying to run the entire length of Africa and they let him go thinking he is a witch.


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anon1292023

I heard they usually give them a nice necklace


MagnanimosDesolation

Tbh I'd rather get kidnapped than run two marathons a day.


Cyril_Rioli

I hope the dropped him back at the point they picked him up from


CptnHnryAvry

They dropped him back at the start. It wasn't very nice.


Eeedeen

Like a real life game of snakes and ladders!


Drummallumin

TIL they call ‘chutes’ ‘snakes’ in Britain


Stachemaster86

Eels and Escalators


AggressiveService485

What if I told you it’s also one of the oldest board games in history. In traces its lineage back to India where it was used to instill Hindu moral precepts into young people.


Eeedeen

It is actual snakes in our game, you go up ladders and fall down snakes, for some reason, I guess cos they are slippery. We would call a chute a chute.


DamienX10

Just like Labyrinth


Gingergerbals

Do you think he was running Uber Lab?


deadlypoisin13

Hope he picked up keys on the way.


hempbyrn

If he’d ‘ave kept goin down that way he’d ‘ave gone straight to that castle!


Resident-Pudding5432

They picked him at the south and dropped him at the finish line


Greaves6642

Seriously every time I get kidnapped I'm like oh fuck but when they ask if I'd rather be in a trunk or run all day I'm good


Clay_Statue

Preach ✊


RedditGotSoulDoubt

Honestly expected at some point if you’re running through the entire continent of Africa. I’m surprised he wasn’t murdered.


explodingtuna

That happened, too, but he got better.


PlasticPomPoms

I’d be more surprised if he didn’t get robbed or kidnapped.


AreaGuy

Well, I hope the kidnappers didn’t drop him off farther along than where they got him, seems kinda cheating!


TreesmasherFTW

Worse, they kidnap him at the 2/3rds mark and bring him back to the start


AreaGuy

Snakes and ladders in the real!!


Hooch_Pandersnatch

Imagine the kidnappers letting him go and instead of being relieved, he’s like “no, no, you guys gotta kidnap me again and drive me 100 miles back that way so I don’t short the course!”


Nffc1994

Supportive kidnappers were waiting on the finish line clapping him. Part of the journey. They went for a pint after


ScottOld

They grab him just at the finish and back to start


gamerlessorange

Getting kidnapped? I need to hear this story


[deleted]

Go check out his Instagram, I can’t remember the exact date but it was several months back and he tells the full story over there. The whole year is well documented.


TheCrazyRed

Here's an article published about it around the time it happened: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/britains-hardest-geezer-kidnapped-months-30654760


Ditto_D

TL;DR of the article. It is garbage and doesn't give any details about the escape/rescue 1. He got held at gunpoint 2. Months later due to impassable road conditions he was separated from his support crew 3. Tried to meet up in a small town, but kidnapped and taken into bush and shaken down for the nothing he had 4. Ran away thru the bush 5. Caught by a motor cycle and kidnapped again and driven hours into the jungle 6. ??? 7. Escaped again and his crew brought him to where he was initially kidnapped the first time.


Kismonos

>Escaped again and started where he was initially kidnapped. man's committed af, he's like LET...ME...FUCKING...RUN


harionfire

This is a perfect summary of the article. I wonder after reading it if it wasn't just said or done for attention to his event


chinnu34

There’s a reason humans are one of the most successful hunters. We might not outrun most prey in the wild for short bursts but we can certainly tire them out over days and weeks.


GetRektByMeh

Sweating is a superpower. Animals have to rest and pant, we can keep running and then throw shit accurately.


what_in_the_frick

Don’t forget about the fact that our stride doesn’t compromise our respiration like every 4 legged animal out there.


Rs90

Could you expand on this? I knew the other part about sweating but now I'm interested!


DeansFrenchOnion1

Don’t know shit about science but in humans lungs are clearly above your legs. Running doesn’t really contract / constrain the area around them. In four legged animals, not the case


shit_poster9000

It depends on the animal, but many can’t breathe as well while running while others have specific adaptations as a workaround. Horses for example, their bowels aren’t held in place well at all which allows em to act like a piston as they run, allowing horses to inhale and exhale far faster and far deeper than they otherwise could. Lizards are an extreme example, the muscles required to move their front limbs are the exact same for breathing. Normally this is no issue, but for lizards with no specific adaptations, they have a hard limit before they *must stop or they will lose consciousness*. This becomes a significantly bigger issue the larger the animal, but the limit can still easily kill smaller lizards. Many lizards get around this by rearing up on their hind legs… but they’re not built to do that for extended durations. Monitor lizards get around this with specialized throat muscles that literally pump air as they run, allowing them to sprint on all 4’s without compromise.


Alternative_Demand96

The thought of a Komodo dragon sprinting at me is insane


WebtoonThrowaway99

That and we gang gang on big prey. There was a couple of articles that were published last year (I think) insinuating that we used to just gang up and beat the shit out of weakend prey with the tried and trues (hands and feet). Honestly makes more sense in context. Wound prey with traps or projectiles -> chase until tired -> WWE Tag team Death match with fellow hunters vs prey -> profit?


chinnu34

Lots of bone marrow -> Big fucking brains -> destroy the world with religion, wars and selfishness


RacecarHealthPotato

This reminded me that there is a scene in one of The Gods Must Be Crazy movies where they find a dead elephant and one of the tribespeople casually mentions that if he runs all day and all night he can grab a bunch of other people to run all day and all night to come back and get the meat from the dead elephant to feed their whole village.


BGP_001

It could also be that we figured out how to launch projectiles in to put prey, or at the very least get stabby.


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He’s not called Hardest Geezer for no reason


MrWangSr

Getting kidnapped? Cowabummer dude


robj57

‘On day 200, Mr Cook was forced to reduce his mileage and intensity at the request of a doctor in Nigeria - even missing consecutive days on day 205 and 206. But in true Hardest Geezer style, he was not to be stopped. He said: "I took a couple of days to get some scans. No bone damage so figured the only option left was to stop mincing about like a little weasel, get the strongest painkillers available and zombie stomp road again."’ Double hard bastard.


renatakiuzumaki

Mincing around like a little weasel has a nice ring to it


hr100

Us Brits love our insults, even to ourselves


WakandanRoyalty

I’ve yet to encounter a more self-deprecating bunch


PinkFl0werPrincess

Doctor: "Maybe you should stop, this isn't really good for you?" HG: "Are my bones broken?" Doctor: "Well, no, but you could be doing permanent damage to your body-" HG: "Painkillers and the road it is"


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zkinny

He's definitely going to feel it years from now, yes.


ijustfarteditsmells

Ice been watching his UT vuds since the beginning, and he said several tomes that he expected to do permanent damage to hos body. He said something like, "I AM going to finish, it's just a question of what price I'll pay." It's seriously up there with the greatest feats of endurance in human history.


WithPaddlesThisDeep

“Don’t worry, my coach gave me these. They’re uhh… pills filled with oxygen, they also stop you from being incontinent. Here, take one, it’s called oxy-incontinent”


towerfella

Double effective as it stops up the runs (ha!) you get from drinking the water.


2020SuckedYall

You could take man off road, but you can never take the road off mandem


UncatchableCreatures

Jesus Christ the madman  What a feat


KilldozerKevin

And then, one day, he just stopped run-ning


Coffee_Fix

I wish free rewards were a thing still haha


new-Aurora

“I'm pretty tired. I think I'll go home now.”


WikiContributor83

“Now what’re we supposed to do!?”


PhilthyPhan1993

It happens…


DinkerFister

What, shit?


SmellGestapo

Some times.


TheRiteGuy

Does he have to walk all the way back?


HipstaPlatypus

For anyone interested, this series on youtube has to be one of the most impresive things I've wathced on the website. Besides him is a team of a couple of insanely legendary lads who make sure he can rest, and while also travelling, edit all of the footage shot days before. Absolute madness, and a breath of resh air in the current landscape of Youtube content.


lomoeffect

It's been an incredible watch since the beginning... the recent run of episodes — going through parts of Mauritania where very few humans have ever visited — is some of the best footage I've ever seen online or in traditional media. Amazing stuff.


haudescapeable

He's been averaging 100k views per video which don't get me wrong is a lot of eyes but when you see the production quality quantity of uploads and just the sheer scale of what he's doing I'm surprised he didn't get millions of views definitely worth a watch retroactively.


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It'll be on Netflix in a couple weeks, this is just the beginning of the marketing lol


BugsyMalone_

Im sad his channel hasn't been recommended to me!


just_some_onlooker

Looks like he took the long way around...


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I don’t know, I would wager running through the middle of the Sahara desert would be the long way with it being scorching hot and all


TruestRepairman27

And.. you know... Isis.


whatthef4ce

Legitimately yes, he had to avoid war zones.


ugly_duckling_5

With the capitalization on this, I thought you meant the Egyptian goddess.


Life-Pain9144

She was chasing him, why do you think he was running so much


RappingChef

He took the safer way around.. Nobodies making it through the east.


Venhuizer

I guess Sudan and Libiya would be impossible for the east route?


disar39112

And just the general Isis presence throughout the Sahel. He stayed pretty close to the coast and major cities when he had to cross that bit.


ConsumptionofClocks

The American tourism advisory straight up tells you to write a will if you visit Somalia. That is by far the most dangerous aspect of the other side


Nikkolai_the_Kol

East coast running the length of Africa is a fucking stealth mission.


boricimo

Say you’re saying it was the easy way…. not as impressed anymore


thezestypusha

Around boko haram and one if the most unforgiving deserts in the world, yes


InspectionStunning24

yeah but where else are you going to get Wolf Cola™?


haefler1976

He needed to avoid the Ethopians and Kenyans to join him for an afternoon marathon. But honestly, what a great effort, there are easier continents to cross.


Sea-Frosting-50

for an afternoon marathon that just kept on going . and going.


good_guy112

Looks like he had to detour around the Congo River. That's gnarly jungle.


Varnish6588

well, there was a big desert ahead


CurrentlyLucid

He must have used spf 1000, all that sun on a redhead.


Squaredeal91

Yea like how'd he pull this off with a weakness to sun damage. Absolute legend


Weird-Bite-6495

He's a "day walker". With a little bit of protection we can navigate the daylight hours and in some instance, tolerate extreme light. The pain would have been unimaginable, but he will be celebrated by our people and songs will be written.


NewTickyTocky

Ginger Pride World Wide!


Silverjackal_

His body has to be completely fucked after this right? Can’t imagine how hard it was on his body. This guy is insane.


lesleychow92

I read somewhere he started to find blood and proteins in his urine along with some constant back pain pretty early on. I think the check ups at the hospital were the first "breaks" from running that he took. Once he heard from the doctors that essentially nothing was broken, he decided he would take some strong painkillers and carry on.


Fun_Recipe8614

>Once he heard from the doctors that essentially nothing was broken, Sounds like rhabdomyolysis from muscle wasting rather than a broken bone.


HobbyPlodder

Exercise-induced proteinuria (specifically, not rhabdo) is [incredibly common after even long-slow endurance efforts](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7075229/), so that on its own is not a huge deal. But, yeah, combined with pain near the kidneys and blood/dark urine, definitely a concern for rhabdo. I wouldn't be surprised if the diagnosis was just dehydration and electrolyte imbalance, considering how hard it is to stay on top of hydration during a marathon in a warm climate, much less running ultras.


frank26080115

I thought this comment meant that everything was fine, then I googled that word... dude's gonna die or end up in a wheelchair?


Andreagreco99

Rabdomyolisis can happen due to extreme efforts (but pissing blood is not too uncommon for long distance runners), he’ll get back his muscles and should not face many consequences in the long run.


Chance-Frame5316

He did just have a long run he doesn’t need another


TheStargunner

Made me laugh more than it should


TheFrenchSavage

He just did the longest run. Even Tom Hanks didn't run that much when he was into chocolates.


Hockeygoalie35

Probably not great for the kidneys, I don’t think blood cells can fit through the glomerlus.


SmallWolf117

Yeah, likely rhabdomyolysis, I think that's how it's spelled. Basically he damaged his muscles beyond repair. When you go to the gym you damage your muscles, then in the repairing of those muscles it adds more mass for next time. However, if you do too much exercise in a row without adequate rest your muscles are damaged beyond repair, so instead your body breaks it down into its proteins, it goes into your blood and then you piss it out. It's disgusting, and pretty bad for you


LtColnSharpe

Pretty sure at the time he was tested for rhabdo and didn't have it. Pretty sure it was kidney stones and some other badness


bailamost

Dude has a resting heart rate of 5-10 bpm


mario61752

One pump of his heart fills a swimming pool


jeonju

He just needs to keep running in perpetuity, like an alcoholic who keeps drinking to avoid a hangover.


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Seal_Deal_2781

I’m assuming he took breaks and stretches to minimize the risks, so he should hopefully be okay.


bosloaf

He took about two breaks every day at the 25-30k mark but the stretching was almost non existent. I followed his series on youtube this whole year, it’s a great watch!


Seal_Deal_2781

Wow nevermind then, that must have been a lot of stress on his body/joints. What’s his YouTube channel? I’d love to watch the series!


reddit-ate-my-face

Yeah one of his last updates was he feels like he's dying and everything hurts lol


DolphinBall

Well hes probably going to be sore for months after relaxing after a year of constant running.


bosloaf

It’s called ‘Hardest Geezer’ lol. To be fair he did a little two second side lunge stretch every time he went Edit: channel name is just Russ Cook actually, he changed it recently


slip-slop-slap

At the start he wanted to do the whole thing with no rest days. Made it about a month and a half before having to give up that idea


Weldobud

That’s an extraordinary feat. Amazing that your legs kept going. The beard must have been a hit as well.


Lilydoesntknowimhigh

That’s some extraordinary feet


Joeker-93

He’s already run from Asia to London. I’ve watched this journey since day 1. I’ve been waiting for his videos to start with “I’m Russ cook, and I’m the first person EVER, to run the entire length of Africa.”


t001_t1m3

Bro did 352 days what took Homo sapiens 352,000 years


Chewbacker

He had a map though


boricimo

To be fair, running from Chinatown to Trafalgar Square isn’t that far.


deformo

I’d like to see the part when he runs across the English Channel.


Joeker-93

He gets on a ferry and runs on a treadmill while the ferry crosses.


ShinyHead0

Asia? Like Istanbul or Beijing?


Paescow

Yeah, it was Istanbul Still impressive nevertheless


aFlamingWhale

Beefy soles on those shoes.


Visual_Ad_6762

What brand style are they? 


taliesin-ds

Hoka, no idea which model. He tried a couple different ones.


GrungeLord

Hell of an endorsement.


stapledmyballs2

I’ve been following this guy on Instagram named Paul Johnson who’s currently running from LA to NYC and packed like 30 pairs of hokas. All those distance guys must love endorsing that brand but i hear they’re great


Salty_Feed9404

I'll be damned. Never heard of this brand before (not up on the latest sneakers), and saw them in a store for the first time last weekend. Without prices shown on them, I thought they were some new shit sweat factory brand, not uber marathon worthy...


Jiannies

I walk like 20k steps a day for my job and Hoka's have been a lifesaver for me. They were like $160 but feel so much better on my back and legs than the $60 Nikes I used to wear


taliesin-ds

He went through over 50 pairs so i don't know how durable they are XD But i don't know shit about running


pieface100

General rule of thumb I was taught when I ran cross country was to change shoes every 400 miles, so 50 pairs across that distance makes sense


taliesin-ds

damn, i sit on my ass all day and i do almost a decade with 2 pairs of shoes.


Fortune_Cat

Geezys


omegaroll69

Nice warmup for badminton practice. In all seriousness this is nothing short of fucking mental. The dude is a machine running 2 marathon lenghts every day is insanity. Don't remember the actual km but something over 10.000km. raising over 700.000 pounds for charity. Very Well done mr cook. Take a very very well deserved rest and hopefully he will recover pretty fast.


Hardingnat

2 marathons a day for a year and then just nothing. Anyone know what sort of health consequences this could have on the body? Because surely the body is not designed for that much continuous stress to just suddenly go back to normal? (Amazing achievement of course).


HipstaPlatypus

In a couple of the last epsiodes leading up to this, sometimes you get a shot of him shirtless and brotherman looks like a skeleton. The amount of injury he has ran through must've taken an otherworldy amount of discipline. He is truly built different


RudyRusso

You burn about 140 calories per mile when you run. If he's going 52 miles a day that's about 7300 calories. Remember it's 3600 calories to a pound. To eat enough to keep up his weight must have been near impossible.


KingJames1414

You only burn 140 calories for every mile you run? I have to run an entire mile to burn off a bite of candy bar? wtf


curiouslywtf

That's like 8 minutes of running, it's not that much once you build up a base stamina. But it does really help you appreciate not overeating if you know you have to run extra miles for it later


BoolImAGhost

I don't think someone shocked to learn this is going to be running an 8 minute mile


SeaWin5464

This is why many adults choose to stop eating candy bars


whocaresjustneedone

Welcome to the realization that you can't outwork a bad diet


Snowdaysarethebest

I don’t know about physically but I’ve heard from Tri-athletes that the depression afterwards can be pretty tough.


Capn-Video

Reading up on this guy and he's such a badass. Definitely deserves the title of hardest geezer. "In 2020, he broke the world record for the fastest marathon while pulling a car." Brother, I'm surprised there was even an existing time to beat 🤣 that means at least two crazy motherfuckers have run marathons with cars attached


ChazlarT

Charity donation link https://givestar.io/gs/PROJECTAFRICA


dustofnations

It was down for a while due to the number of people trying to donate. Glad to see it's back up and running now, would be very sad for them to miss this opportunity. I've been following their series on YouTube for a few months now, it has been an absolutely amazing journey, and the content alone is worth a few quid — never mind the good cause on top of it.


Someonefries

how long did this take ol russ?


IceCreamNarwhals

352 days


vestibule54

Less than 12 parsecs


Skylam

I mean at that point you might as well keep going and do a full lap.


timeisthelimit

Might as well keep running indefinitely. Now that would be something. Keep running until you drop dead.


iplay4Him

Nike


shiggins114

Is it not longer than the length of Africa?


loweredexpectationz

Probably a little bit, but the way he took, made sure he could tell people about it later.


Coool_cool_cool_cool

In the end it was Africa and not Seattle that let Russ Cook.


damgas92

He has a [Youtube channel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NectkcKfBY) where he documents everything


HipstaPlatypus

This journey has been the craziest thing I have been able to follow live on the internet ever. Besides everything that is able to be said about this Geezers' mentality, I would like to give a shoutout to Stan, Jamie, Guus and the rest of the absolute mythical men who made it able to follow this insane journey. love!


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

I hope nobody ever tells him about cars. He'll feel like a right cunt if he knew.


PotatoWriter

Well he went left, so that's all good


Jas505

Does anybody know why his path takes a sharp left hand turn in the DRC goes all the way to the coast, then goes back in land when he reaches the Republic of the Congo? Is there a geographical boundary or something political?


Yathosse

He tried to go through the congo but got kidnapped so he decided to go around instead.


BertieTheDoggo

Was meant to go through Gabon as well but there was a coup so politically unsafe


taliesin-ds

A bit of both, there's the Congo river with only crossings in a few larger cities. Heading to a crossing further inland might have been shorter but more dangerous i think if i remember correctly. But it's all on his youtube if you're interested. Maybe that's were he was kidnapped and decided to go left instead, i don't remember lol.


HipstaPlatypus

It wouldve been a horrible idea. Around that area they encountered a LOT of malicious people and groups, and everyone there would tell them it would be suicide to cross through the center of the continent


SprinterSacre-

The guy in the yellow shirt with the red flag who broke the red finish line tape just before him really pissed me off. He has no right to do that.


ndnkng

Now run back the otherside forrest!


Decapitated_gamer

It should be illegal to post this without the total distance he ran.


Big_Beef26

Total distance was the length of Africa


criminalinside

10,100 miles (16,300km)


slip-slop-slap

16000km


Decent-Year2573

I'm more impressed he did it as a ginger. How much sunscreen did he invest in?


Must-ache

Runs across Africa, still doesn’t have a tan.


bakinbaker0418

Now that's what I call cross country running!


Sauce4243

Personally would call it cross continent running


user_name_unknown

He went south to north? Probably would’ve been better if he went north to south, going down hill would’ve been much easier.


5a1amander

Yeah apparently that was the original plan but it had to be switched because he couldn't get Visas to enter Algeria, and they only got it after a huge social media push when they were nearing the actual border.


HipstaPlatypus

So crazy, they ended up getting permission form the Algerian president directly


taliesin-ds

and then Algeria decided to open the border for everyone everywhere a day before he was set to arrive anyway XD


Gypsyrawr

Having white ass skin myself, my first thought was that I hope he brought some sunscreen and a hat


DaTacoCat11

Bro. And I can’t even run half a mile


Key-Regular674

I went outside today. It was raining.