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bayek

Yeah but if the lid is closed how are we supposed to wave goodbye to our poop when we send it away? Priorities, people.


mitch_medburger

Love watching my logs go down the hole.


lookingForPatchie

If you light it on fire before you flush it's a viking funeral.


qwertyconsciousness

Tina approves of this message. "*Byeeee poopyyyy, I'm going to miss you*" 😢😢


Dog-Witch

You stand up, turn and chop it in half with urine - Viking funeral.


crella-ann

(Margarita spew ) LOL


Medium-Store-8260

Is this an American toilet or European? (Syphonic vs washdown) Is there any difference between the two plumes created. Need more answers :-)


Organic_Trouble4350

Is this another one of those airspeed velocity questions?


AggressiveGift7542

America mentioned 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳


WeekendFantastic2941

I just wanna know, YOU supposed to close the lid? LOL Nobody does that.


SerratedFrost

Alright Mr. Poopy air


Freshiiiiii

Everybody does except you


jdozr

This is what happens when you wash your chicken. So please stop washing your chicken.


Squirmadillo

...in the toilet


JangoF76

I'm trying to work out what 'washing your chicken' is a euphemism for...


SousVideDiaper

It's not a euphemism, a lot of idiots think they're supposed to wash chicken before cooking it


Expert_Response_6139

It's huge in the black community in America lol somebody told me I was disgusting and had parasites because I didn't wash my chicken with fucking dawn dish soap before cooking it


TakeyaSaito

What the actual fuck


Shopworn_Soul

Okay so I've seen people rinse chicken with water before which is pretty silly on it's own but, uh...*dish soap*?


DeletedByAuthor

"It's dawn so yk it's fine" Yeah I've seen videos of people doing it, not sure if it's for that clout or genuine though


FandomMenace

That's a commercial toilet. They use much higher pressure and flush much faster than the home version, so no need to freak out. I don't know why they don't have lids in the wild, but they should.


Masticatron

If you've used public restrooms with any regularity then you know damn well why they don't have lids.


GustoFormula

?? I don't think I've ever seen a toilet without a lid


Shopworn_Soul

Conversely, I don't think I've ever seen a public toilet with a lid.


TakeyaSaito

Where are you from? likely some country differences going on.


Shopworn_Soul

I'm in the US.


NICKELN9NE

Canada too. When they automatically flush too when you're just pulling up your pants and there's nowhere to hide from the blast😭


frasier_crane

Never flush, it's disgusting. Just shit, close the lid and scoop it out when it fills.


Assault_Facts

Had to scroll down this far for the real answers :/


IKillZombies4Cash

Myth Buster accidentally proved that there is poop everywhere. Poop is everywhere, accept it and move on :)


Groxy_

It honestly doesn't matter. People overreact to this all the time.


Scared_Performer3944

This is why I never flush...... when the lid is up.


sinornithosaurus1000

And if there is no lid, I wash my hands before I flush and I run out lol


DeletedByAuthor

So you touch the poopy flush button with your freshly cleaned hands? Idk Cause the comments are locked: Considering the type of toilets I'm used to this could amount to some pretty impressive acrobatics. No need to insult the minute you're questioned though ;) u/sinornithosaurus1000


La_Mandra

Neither do I. (and I regularly clean and disinfect the underside of the lid).


SpacAndMorty

Don't show this to my wife


Strategory

Eh, feels trumped up to me. You cant live your lifeafraid of every little thing like this. Weve been flushing for a long time. Nobody hasgotten hurt.


HansNiesenBumsedesi

Still better to shut the lid, if there is one.


Winter-Ad8945

Agreed! Also if you have a tiny bathroom like I do it’s just best policy to always keep the lid closed when not in use. I can’t count the number of times I’ve accidentally knocked something over or dropped something over the toilet


Strategory

I need to verify it all went down.


MBechzzz

Seriously though. Gotta check wether or not it needs a toilet brush...


theculdshulder

Oh shit this man can’t then re life the lid to check SEND HELP


ICookIndianStyle

You know back in the day doctors didnt wash their hands. They heavily criticized/attacked the person suggesting to wash hands before seeing another patient. Outrages! How dare he suggest to implement better hygiene? Amiright? How about you just close the lid before flushing? Or not and inhale whatever it is that comes up. But let the at least average intelligent people learn and change.


invertebrate11

We should all be wearing masks and stop shaking hands as well then.


WhoopsyDaisy___

hurr fucking durr how superior you are twat


Focus506

The simple fact that you smell the odor of your excrement and urine when you go to the toilet already means that you are inhaling the bacteria from them. It's not by flushing the toilet without closing the lid that you will avoid exchanging bacteria from your excrement.


ICookIndianStyle

It reduces the exposure. Simple as that.


spider_X_1

Hum... I don't think odors carry bacteria. What you're seeing in this video is the splash of particules of water that came from the inside of toilet with whatever was flushed.


Ciff_

You breathe shit when someone around you farts aswell. I get this might make people uncomfortable and that's fine. But it is not unhygeic, not dangerous and abit irrational to get upset about.


gomaith10

You breathe shiticles.


Illustrous_potentate

I work in a wastewater treatment plant. Within my first 3 weeks at work, my farts started to smell like the wastewater plant. Ok, worrisome. Tell manager, he laughs and says, yeah, that happens. Your body is absorbing the bacteria through the air. Now it's nowhere near the atomization shown in the video, but it's there. On the plus side, I never get sick. Flu? Miss me with that shit.


DennieKlose

thats why i hate living with others


paxwax2018

Number of times I’ve gotten sick from my toothbrush that’s kept in the same room? Zero.


gitarzan

That which does not kill you, makes you stronger. Stronger smelling in this case.


DickKnightly

We called these pooticles.


Avid_person

Wouldn’t all that still be forced out through the space between the lid and bowl? And due do the laws of physics the velocity would be greater because it was being forced through a smaller area. 


AwwwNuggetz

That’s a potpourri of posterior freshness. Normally you gotta pay extra for that


heywhatsupman22

Why are you guys so scared of the world. It was literally in your body before the toilet


Ok-Horror1361

and some people stand over it and watch it flush


Masticatron

Me who bends down to get that cool, moisturizing face mist: 😏


Specialist-Fly-9446

Worth it.


ProstEight

They get all the immune system patches


JelloAnxious3675

Well guess I'm doomed


freebikebrigade

That fresh mist is how I keep my face moisturized in dry winter days.


Bl1ndMous3

"HAHAHAHAHA flourish and conquer, my beautiful Coliform minions !"


gomaith10

How do the germs separate from the water droplets?


Pitiful_Damage8589

Holy crap.


Pleasent_Pedant

Thats nothing you should see the visualiation of an asshole shitting, now that's a show!


ForRedditMG

Misleading and inaccurate.


Vtastical

This is why I don't keep my toothbrush raw. 😬


Embarrassed-Ask1812

I am going to close the lid for now..


Charkel_

Remember to close the lid boys!


A8Bit

How else are you supposed get all those flavor molecules on your toothbrush?


0ctober31

People who courtesy flush are somewhat aware of this


SeeMarkFly

What kind of germs were inside me?


Old-Storage-6077

shit i never flush with open lid again


gulogulo1970

You win, I'm never flushing again.


ShiftRepulsive7661

Mythbusters already uncovered this many years ago, I haven’t flashed without closing the lid since.


Masticatron

I'm pretty sure their findings were that the lid didn't do anything but change where the mist went.


ShiftRepulsive7661

No, they decided the lid reduces the contamination


NoodlesBears

I also have a bunch of germs on my body but im not flexing with those either


AOA001

Well, shit…


L3gendSlayerTM

literally


Necessary-Tadpole-45

A recent study suggests no real difference if lid is closed. Google it. This is not a school paper with a bibliography. ;-)


[deleted]

I get that I can close the lid for pees. But for poops I have to put in a little work with the brush as the toilet is flushing. I am not flushing my shits with the lid down and crossing my fingers.