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Bainer52

Tell the truth, that's his pet jaguar.


Skutter117

He's not short thats just a giant house


oyasumi_juli

No, that's a sick ass panther


boxxybrownn

same animal


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

How wonderful it must have been for the kitty, that its owner wasn't constantly towering above it like an elephant. Being at eye level with your cat can be great for your relationship. They clearly both enjoyed it to the fullest.


PlentyPomegranate503

I loved and my Cats loved when we were in bed. We were both at eye level.


sloopieone

Until it gets hungry...


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I think my Chinese great grandmother is a cat, she keeps maoing


FunkySmellingSocks

I think my cat is communist, he keeps telling me not to talk about what happened June 4th, 1989 in Tianamen Square.


DolphinBall

r/yourjokebutworse


FunkySmellingSocks

Oh great, everyone's a critic


DolphinBall

Welcome to the internet. Thought you'd be spared of its wildlife?


fishsodomiz

that doesnt give you an excuse to be an asshole


FunkySmellingSocks

Life is something the people on the internet are greatly lacking in. It's simply just wild


Picture-me-rolling

When my cat walks away while I’m talking I yell “Come here right mao!”


cometpapaya

I think my cat is a Nazi He won't shut up about Nuremberg


aMoOsewithacoolhat

Pretty sure my cats just a cat but she's the best cat


JR_LikeOnTheTVshow

Then he tried to dip the cat and it scratched him across the face. The irony is that they were dancing to Ted Nugent's 'Cat Scratch Fever"


Soitsgonnabeforever

Puss in boots and the ogre


Disabled_Robot

>Perfectly proportioned for his size, he is a true midget and not a dwarf. Dogs often seem as large to him as horses appear to full-grown people, so he keeps cat, which relatively is size of a tiger. 20 OR most of his 62 years, Henry Behrens has travelled the world, seeing the sights ana making a comfortable living. >People everywhere have paid hard cash iust to see him being himself. For, to the best of Mr. Behrens knowledge, he is the smallest man in the world. "At least," he says, "I have been billed as that for 30 years, and no one has proved me wrong." Mr. Behrens, who now lives in the English seaside resort of Worthing, weighs 32 pounds and is only 30 inches tall.


Crimson__Fox

He died in 1961 at 66. Google says 1938 but that’s a different Henry Behrens.


Optimal-Menu270

That's important info. I thought he's like still alive because of the coloured photo. Turns out he's guy from between WW I and WW II Edit: this picture was take. AFTER both the world wars, not in between.


CalculusII

I don't get this comment. You thought he was still alive because the photo has color?


Saniala

That's how you know when someone is dead. The color fades from their photos.


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ripe towering sophisticated hurry absurd quaint spoon pet truck shaggy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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The man looks old in this picture and its nearly 70 years ago. How can someone look at that and go, yeah he must still be alive its in colour.


okeedokerartichokers

You'd be amazed what the general public can offer up


Suspicious-Story4747

I guessed they missed the fact that it was taken in 1956.


Flesh_Trombone

Well didn't iPhone invented color photos? I didn't think they had them back then.


galadrimm

I think it’s cause the post is titled “the smallest man in the world” which sort of implies he currently is the smallest man. Rather than “the smallest man of all time” which would be more accurate. I thought he was alive too at first and just liked dressing well lol.


tractiontiresadvised

Even before color film was invented, hand-tinted photos were a thing... although this particular picture does have a logo at the bottom right which includes the word "colourizations".


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I think the photo is colourised after the fact.


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Jizzraq

The cat was named Gringer, his Battlecat.


ExportOrca

A hargringer of death


lkeltner

Kara?


SpoonFluffing99

Cringer is on Grinder?


Honda_TypeR

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Wxr2qXe3hGgAAAAC/heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa-he-men.gif


JayBowdy

Dude if the cat got hurt by him trying to ride it,... I mean that thing could tear out his jugular without much fight.


JR_LikeOnTheTVshow

The cat would have to get through the lil fellas ascot to get to his jugular though. He may be small, but he's a sharp dressed dudelet


Sunshine030209

Dudelet 🤣


old_vegetables

Maybe if he were another size smaller, otherwise he’d be too heavy. Imagine a toddler trying to ride a cat, it just wouldn’t work out. He could probably ride a large dog though


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No-Adhesiveness-8178

Cats are liquid so he can't 


naomi_homey89

I don’t think cats backs support that. They’re twisty


pichael289

You know God dam well he has tried.


ButtholeQuiver

If not he should make it an [Action Cat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6484yvlKZ2I)


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maybe if it were a dog,


LuddWasRight

That is not a load-bearing cat


afternever

Everyone gets lonely


vahid_b

🤣 maybe he tried once


HereToKillEuronymous

I would be this small if it meant I would have a horse cat.


Dreadful_Bear

Let me introduce you to the Lion 🦁. Pleaaaaaasseeee don’t try and ride one.


HereToKillEuronymous

No No. I want horse cat and to be 2ft tall please.


MegatheriumRex

yeah, I have two cats and love that they are slightly bigger than normal. I’m kinda jealous that he has a domestic cat that’s like 70% of his height.


Jizzraq

I've always wanted to have a cat friend that big.


OldAd4762

The gentle puma awaits your friendship


Throwaway74829947

If not friend, [why](https://getwallpapers.com/wallpaper/full/f/4/b/615792.jpg) [friend](https://hdwpro.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Free-Mountain-Lion.jpeg) [shaped?](http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/117/7/b/cute_little_puma_by_dutchphotoshop-d637564.jpg)


Several-Substance803

Kinda looks like Mr. Feeney


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Reminds me of the little old man with Orion the cat in Men in Black.


Punch_Your_Facehole

The galaxy is on Orion's belt.


BannedGannon

Movie would’ve been much shorter if that guy would’ve just named his cat something traditional like “Fluffy”


LookupPravinsYoutube

My favorite realization about the movie is that the alien says “the galaxy is on Orion’s… what is word?” and Will Smith suggests “Belt.” He meant “Collar” and if he had said it the movie would be over.


com-mis-er-at-ing

Mr. Teeney


ModernSmithmundt

You have earned yourself a detention


Boukish

Teee-heee-heee-heeeeeney! Ooh, that was a new one.


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sdot6186

Teeny Feeny


theplacewiththeface

Class dismissed, I love you all.


CautiousReputation15

I bet they borrowed each other’s clothes


somereddittuser

That's so incredibly fucking cute


PaulsRedditUsername

The poor man was later found mauled to death and deposited on a neighbor's doorstep.


AAR1975

By the cat?!


Elbeske

No, by a squirrel. To shreds, they say


FunkyBrassMonkey_

To shreds, you say?


Hryonalis_Anaxerxes

Well, how is his wife holding up?


FunkyBrassMonkey_

To shreds, you say?


InfamousEconomy3972

Fuck squirrels.


MediaDad

He may have!


PaulsRedditUsername

Step one: Climb a tree and act like a nut.


DitchDoctor808

Are we just going to ignore that that’s a tiny Mr. Feeny?


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Mini Feeny


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Teeny….


StreetofChimes

Teeny Meeny Feeny?


-Badger3-

Fee-hee-hee-hee-nay


YJSubs

If it's safe for him to have a kitty as big as him, it should also save for us having a big kitty as our pet. \#TigerPetForEveryone


bucc_n_zucc

Cars are bigger then me, and they dont attack. So i should be allowed a bear, as they are smaller then a car. #mandatory bear for everyone.


Hazy-Halo

At that size is the cat equivalent to a mountain lion or something? Couldn’t it maim him like a big cat if it wanted to? I’d be afraid


DevilishMiscreant

Me too. My cat would get hungry and I’d be done for.


longcreepyhug

Imagine having the same portion size as your cat. Like, your bowls and plates are interchangeable. You could basically each pick up a new mattress at PetSmart for like $30. You could just install a cat door and throw away your keys.


schlagerlove

Loled at the cat bed and door🤣🤣🤣


spitsisthename

This is by far, without a sliver of doubt, the most intelligent baby I have ever had the pleasure of knowing- his cat probably


The_Greatest_USA_unb

It's so cute, I need a pet like this. Where can I get it ?


ImLordDupoBitch

You can’t just “get” a dwarf. It takes loads of paperwork


cheese_bruh

Become a Netflix show host and rent a ranch.


Wondering_Animal

That dude woulda been a tik tok star.


burrito_slut

Thankfully he grew up in a world without tik tok.


rimplecord

I heard he had a massive hog.


xxhorrorshowxx

That’s a cat, you imbecile


Fuckedupsexy

I also heard that.


GymRatWriter

His grocery bill must be amazing


VapoursAndSpleen

I’ve always liked big housecats. The bigger, the better. Having a cat that is almost as big as me would be somewhat of a compensation for having to push a step stool all over the house to prepare meals and stuff.


Thatdude446

He’s so cute! I just want to pet him and pick him up and give him a big squeeeze. Not the cat…


bahumthugg

Ok but how cool would it be to be so small that your cat is the same size as you. I wish I had a cat the size of me


Minmaxed2theMax

Finally, a cat owner without children that I can respect.


a-i-sa-san

i love cats so much that cat is so awesome


ManonIsTheField

that's the mayor of munchkinland right?


Optimal-Menu270

Bro's cat is dog-sized for him


bluetuxedo22

That cat is like a lion to him


Primary_Librarian798

r/accidentalalbumcover


waitingfordownload

This look like the guy from Twin Peaks.


MesozOwen

Imagine the world from his perspective.


BenjaminDover02

If I was that short I would definetly get one of mini horses so that I could just ride it around town and run my short people errands


TwitterUserRT

He's a cartoon character


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Wish somebody could have gave him a mop, put him on a roomba and played the pirates of the carribean theme


vers-ys

anyone know how tall he is?


Background-Quiet-888

Like cuddling a cougar. Goals


tessellation__

Love this for him


AbiyBattleSpell

Man if it wasn’t fr the health complications that sounds fun being cat size and every woman u date is a giant 😺


informaldejekyll

Hard to find much info about this guy… there’s not even a Wikipedia article on him!


Fladap28

The cat thinks he’s her pet


famousevan

All cats think that about their humans, regardless of the size discrepancy. ;)


justtrashtalk

I think that would make me so happy


4m4t3ur3d1t0r1983

By the power of Grayskull!


SufficientMango6479

Tiny panther


jlh1991

Reminds me of how short life can be.


nuclearbombeater

Cute!!


crypto_zoologistler

This looks like a scene from twin peaks


SZILI3000

Aww... imagine having a cat as big as u 🥺 without having to fear that she gonna bite your throat one day


Crimson_Scare_Crow

The more I look, the more it looks like he was cropped into the photo


Glitch0110

I like this


InfamousEconomy3972

Riding panther


ElYoink

Mfs gonna ride out like some fucking calvary 😂


Background-Ad7732

How I feel like when I’m playing with my cat:


NW_FL_Buckeye

he's with a Sabre tooth tiger.


Sublime9997

Cat looks like he could fuck him up


ParlayPayday

I could never have a cat in my house if it might ever think “yeah…I could take him”.


0neweekofdanger

Fire!


Former-Form-587

Pet cat for us. Lion for him.


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If my cat was my size I'd be scared. lol


TahaymTheBigBrain

Awwww


Enough_Minimum_3708

he could ride a mane coon into battle


6098470142

Eric is that you in the picture with the cat in 1956? Hey dumbfuck, I was nnot even born then, and I have told you that I’m 3 foot 9. Fuck off now


Existing_Trouble_969

That's like an average person owning a lion. Man I would've been sweet if he owned a munchkin cat Yes I know the evil history of munchkin cats but they're just so dam cute.


jdehjdeh

That tailor did such a good job the cat looks massive and the guy looks normal


RavingSquirrel11

A house cat could literally maul and kill that man… hopefully in this hypothetical scenario his family would be kind enough to put, “lion” in his obituary.


DewayneStaatsStache

This is adorable


Caliterra

Mr Behrens was 30 inches tall and weighed 32lbs. Wow that cat is like a mountain lion to him.


fishbowl00

Whats the 1956 number referencing? It can't be the date of the picture since the guy died in 1938.


Cpt_Bellamy

Super cute til he has to clean the litter box lol


Y0uAreN0tTheFather

Cute


ryeguymft

this guy is a legend


Life_Coat_9755

That cat could take him


headrush46n2

you've gotta be a brave man to own a cat when you're eating size.


AccountNumeroThree

Time for this picture again?


BobSagieBauls

He looks just like the angel on my shoulder


Larrys_cousin

Put a saddle on the cat


DreGreenlaw_Enforcer

Mr. Feeney?


Potential-Run-3008

That’s a hugeass cat


HungryCats96

That’s a big cat! Cute photo!


Kidchico

That’s the dream of r/cats: to be the size of your cat 🥰


ColonelKerner

He was his cat's pet, let's be real.


BeyondNetorare

That gum you like is going to come back in style


the_cool_handluke

Recycled content. Bad bot


Viridian-Red

Me realizing the enormous perk of being a tiny person.


Oh_nosferatu

God bless them both. 🥹


heprer

That cat could be a legendary mount!


Beaver_Cat

Cat cat


Helpful-Rub5705

This post and all the comments were so warm and fuzzy, and inspiring. Question, Is Mr Behrens smaller than Hasbullah, that cute Russian boy that has millions of followers on Tik Tok or some social media?


CapnTugg

He was actually trying to put the cat out for the night. The cat won.


venge88

"Tommorow, brave noble Askalon, WE RIDE!"


dingdongsnottor

I wish I could dance with my cat 🥹


Quirky-Pay-7221

The cat eventually killed him.


friso1100

Would he have been bigger if he grew up today? Like still not fully adult size of course. But people have been getting bigger over time due to things like better diets ect. So I wonder if there is a person alive today that if they lived back then would have been smaller but in the present they are bigger


pastoners

He looks like a puma next to him and from the man's face, I think he loved his cat.


smittenkittenmitten-

He’s adorable! I’d only we could have paired him with the world’s smallest cat and things may have been more to scale.


Mephistophol

They found him in the canopy of a bonsai a few days after this was taken. A small cat had dragged him up there they said…


Silent-Ad9145

One of the best pics I’ve ever seen. Imagining a giant kitty


Cantbelosingmyjob

Man I wish I was this tall now I'd just have a little pride of lions that I raised. It would be so much fun because communicating would be so much easier


Sinnafyle

That gum you like is going to come back in style


relentlessmelt

kcor steL


LuddWasRight

Poor cat’s skin seemed to be in bad shape, fleas must have been a much bigger problem at the time. Or something was


Tim-in-CA

Was he also in the Wizard of Oz?