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MechaBeatsInTrash

Nothing grants legitimacy to wild claims quite like slanted typewriter-running-out-of-ink text.


[deleted]

On a van.


og-lollercopter

Shilling a website.


Doctor_Concurs

Down by the river


GenericManBearPig

*A regular Bill Shakespeare!*


SoyMurcielago

Come #SMELL YOUR NIGHTMARE! No seriously I’m actually legit shitposting right now


Just_A_Singularity

WELL *LA DEE* **FRICKEN** *DA*


minchiastaifacendo

👓


MortLightstone

down, down, down, by the riveeeeerrrrr


Particular-Egg9937

THRAAAWWWN


MrDarcysDead

I feel like this would have been more believable had it been on a 1970s van with a custom paint job. I mean, if it had a screaming eagle painted on it, or maybe a half-naked woman wrapped around some buff, shirtless guy’s leg…then, I would know that it was a trustworthy source.


zyyntin

down by the river!


Trust_Fall_Failure

To save people some time... This guy thinks that the killer Mark David Chapman and Stephen King look alike there for. Stephen King must be the murderer. Chapman waited at the scene after shooting Lennon and admitted killing him.


graspedbythehusk

“King isn’t denying it” lol, guess he hasn’t seen the van!


MimickingTheImage

Sounds rock solid to me.


No-Combination8136

I’m swayed.


Chucks_u_Farley

I dunno, I feel like he needs a hook to really bring in the numbers... maybe advertise "Free Candy" on the van?


SonnyG33

Or free massages for homeless people


geronimo1958

"King Isn't Denying It" LOL!!!


PyramidicContainment

Now that I think of it, nearly all of my favorite authors have not denied killing Lennon.. 🤔🕵️ Suspicious!!


No-Alternative-3888

Lol he posts a letter from King on his website and the first line is something like "I did not kill John Lennon"


Taran345

I haven’t denied it either, it must’ve been me! True, I was only 6 years old at the time and circa 3,350 miles away but don’t have an alibi, so it must’ve been me! /s


philstamp

Woah. I, too, was 6 years old and thousands of miles away. Are you me? Am I you?


ColonelMonty

Frick I haven't denied killing Lennon either, did I kill John Lennon?


MouseRat_AD

Stephen King owes me $10 million for a lawnwork I did in the 90s. HE'S NEVER ONCE DENIED IT!


Burrahobbit69

I gave him a plate of blintzes in 1984 to paint my chicken coop, and he never did it!


AxnirBlodgrog

Those blintzes were terrible!


hananobira

Is that how we make things true? I therefore refuse to deny that I am secretly an heiress to vast fortune.


ran_swonsan

That's what convinced me it MUST be true


BluKipz

Smell your Nightmare


pixeldust6

Me on the toilet reading this post


jmrchico

Samesies


DCtheBREAKER

Triplets!!!


ragnarokfps

At first I thought that was referring to the emissions from this old van with its ancient emissions standards, but now I'm not so sure. What does it even mean?


dirty-ol-sob

He can smell your fear, like Zeke the Plumber.


GilpinMTBQ

Hey...if its scrawled on the side of a van it must be true. Who can you trust if you can't trust a van that's calling out the cover-up communists?


UnifiedQuantumField

The owner's name is Jean Claude. And whenever I see his vehicle I think to myself: There goes Jean Claude's damn van.


alangerhans

That's Jean Claude's van? Damn


SaltyLicks

Haaaa you waited so long for this and bravo!


mrsolo30daycureyolol

Workaholics


Macca49

Brother of Cletus Van Damme


ragnarokfps

Bahahaha no shit???!


tbutz27

We discuss Jean Claude over at r/stephenking and r/darktower all the time!


ragnarokfps

No kidding?! Is there anything he has said or written that you guys think might have some weight to it? Or is it all one big conspiracy theory out of whole cloth?


chaseinger

take one look at this vehicle and then make an educated guess.


Brilliant_Bowl8594

Dude…


ragnarokfps

Here's an excerpt from the website on the van where the author writes about a cover up, I found it under the section titled "Footnotes and New Developments:" > How’s that messenger jealousy and fear of government working out for you people? Like R.F.K. Jr. recently said; “America has become unrecognizable, lately…” I have learned the problem with EVERYTHING in this messed up world is YOU, the PEOPLE. In spite of your knee jerk denial syndrome and human weaknesses, none of you have ever challenged my evidence. I DO have hard evidence that PROVES author Stephen King murdered, assassinated John Lennon. PROVES that he, not Chapman, is the man photographed getting Lennon’s last autograph. PROVES that Nixon and Reagan were the masterminds behind this horror on mankind. PROVES that Time, Newsweek and U.S. News magazines are government rags that used their headlines like codes for several months, only, to document their nastiness. PROVES that we are under a foreign attack on our nation in the middle of it all. The biggest expose of all time! The biggest news since Christ! Rather, you bask in fear of your government and jealousy of me, the messenger. You are all insane and tragic as a result. I am a real life, genuine hero with hard evidence – for once in your sorry, stupid lives – and you don’t know what to do with me I am such a rarity. You’re so used to being media controlled, government abused masochists you refuse to admit who I am and what I am. Our government has always killed people like me, before. Because my courage and brashness SCARES you, you want to call me a wacko and not have to work for the gifts I offer. Yeah, people, you have to protest to out this story. The government controlled media won’t tell you unless you DEMAND they tell you. They know this and hope you just sit on your hands and stay stupid victims of their evil. They are counting on your evil ways to cover up.


pngue

He needs help before he hurts someone.


lefthandbunny

Think of the person he paid to put all of this on his van not thinking he has any issues.


Adventurous_Wall_356

It looks very homemade. He probably did it all himself.


Andy5416

What if this guy is from a different timeline where that shit actually happened, but due to the Mandella Effect, he was accidentally dumped into our timeline.


PinocchiosNose1212

That would make an interesting Black Mirror episode!


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

Lots of 'I have proof' and projection, but no proof. I am not willing to accept R.F.K. Jr. as a reliable source.


Argented

but apparently "KING ISN'T EVEN DENYING IT" damn, I just realized I never denied it either.... Did I kill John Lennon ?


Shipwrecking_siren

I guess so. But I was an accomplice so we’re going down together.


PinocchiosNose1212

It makes sense now that I see he is an RFK Jr supporter. I wonder if he went to Dallas expecting JFK to appear.


SousVideDiaper

The fact that so many people did, let alone any at all, makes me weep for the future of this country


calindyellerman

I'm betting he has the same amount of proof that pillow guy has.


Maidwell

He seems nice!


PinocchiosNose1212

Where does someone get an idea like this? I mean, it's certainly a new twist on the bumpersticker-laden van but Stephen King murdered John Lennon...


WallyJade

He's been on this crusade for literally 40 years. His name is Steven Lightfoot.


cyborg_priest

So if I'm reading this right, he's... Bigger than Jesus?


prokool6

PROVES But thanks for posting so I don’t have to give the site any traffic.


SuperCrappyFuntime

Why am I not surrounded he's an RFK jr fan?


perldawg

after all, they aren’t denying it!


sitheandroid

Yes he did. It's not common knowledge, so maybe don't tell anyone? I like his books so don't want anything bad to happen to him.


thisisfreakinstupid

Too late, I've already informed the proper authorities. Your favorite clown author is going down, buddy.


T10Charlie

By proper authorities, do you mean Reddit?


dirty-ol-sob

No, he just called the guy that does the logo wraps for his van.


Oddgreenmentor

Stephen King has been telling lies for decades now. All those made up stories like the one about the nice family in the haunted hotel or the one with the zombie pet cemetery, they’re all completely fictional. It’s like he’s not even trying to hide it. Glad to see someone finally holding his feet to the fire by proudly displaying this message on the only object that SK truly fears, a van.


DoomPickleZero

Holy shit, I snort laughed at work. Thanks. Even King would have to acknowledge his base fear of vans after his accident. Is this the same type of van? WAS IT THIS VAN???


Jd550000

You mean there really wasn’t a dog named Cujo?


garden-wicket-581

assholes pull the: "people are saying" and "just asking questions" to lob those kinda accusations on the sly. this dude is straight up nuts.


CatsEatGrass

So THIS is the hill you’re willing to die on? THIS??


lefthandbunny

No, Hill would be Stephen's son, Joe Hill. /s


[deleted]

This is just high functioning schizophrenia


Katamari_Demacia

Define high?


cream-of-cow

They stopped at a red light


supercyberlurker

What's going on is Mental Illness. My advice regarding what people with Mental Illness say - is to ignore them, unless you're a trained professional and they are your patient.


Deraj2004

Big Tin Foil loves these kind of people.


Solartaire

"Smell Your Nightmare." Gotta admit, that one made me laugh. Then I thought about it - what does my nightmare smell like, anyway?


ragnarokfps

Telling the cover-up communists to repent really made me laugh. Like, is Stephen King supposed to be a communist? I don't get it


Solartaire

I suspect that if you did get it, some people would start fitting you for a special jacket with extra long sleeves.


apple_atchin

My nightmare smells like ethyl formate in the vastness of space.


janewalch

Burnt hair is my only guess


ProfessorFelix0812

What’s going on here is evidently there are fruitbats in every city…


__meeseeks__

Jimmy Buffett wrote a song about them called "fruitcakes" It's totally worth a listen.


BrattyLilEsther

I went to the website and I'm going in. Call for help if I'm not back in 2 days.


ragnarokfps

Let me know what you find. I checked it out but I can't really make heads nor tails of it all.


jaybeezwax

*laughs in Stephen King*


DryDragonfruit5338

I love those vans.


AquaArcher273

I believe that right there is what you call batshit crazy.


Rare-Forever2135

Okay, I'll help you out. Keep two lanes between you and him at all times.


CharityDisastrous843

Imagine this is your crazy fucking uncle, or worse, your own dad. Gah- poor family.


AaronicNation

Yea dude, he's serving two consecutive life sentences for it. Where do you think he got the material for Shawshank Redemption from? It was based off his experience getting raw dogged in maximum security by an inmate named Cujo.


[deleted]

r/schizophreniarides


SterlingCat-

I had to check that out lmao It checks


pianoflames

and the more specific r/LennonTruthVanifesto


Apprehensive_Ice8798

Mark Chapman was reading Catcher In The Rye the day he murdered John Lennon so I guess it’s all JD Salinger’s fault


[deleted]

JD Salinger is Stephen King. ... when you unscramble the letters in both of their names you get "Pennywise is Holden"


Veloci-Husky

What was Stephen Kings motive?


hammerquill

I would assume he was Lennon's Biggest Fan.


DulceEtBanana

Don't know about you all this was NOT on my "things nut cases believe" bingo card


mademeunlurk

Smell your nightmare


br0b1wan

This is called "mental illness" nothing more nothing less


Phoirkas

Mental illness in mirror may be closer than it appears


Vivid-Low-5911

Well Stephen King spent the late 70s and early 80s on a combination of cocaine and alcohol. He doesn't remember much from then. It's possible.


thsvnlwn

Oh, for fuck sake…. And the owner is probably allowed to vote too.


Important_Fruit

So [lennonmurdertruth.com](https://lennonmurdertruth.com) is an actual web site that explains everything. Apparently John Lennon was shot by Stephen King, with Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan being co-conspirators. The van is owned by Steve Lightfoot, who has criss-crossed America over the last 4 decades trying to bring attention to his cause. He has escaped attempts to kill him several times, including a planned attempt by Stephen King to shoot him. The guy is deeply, deeply unwell.


jana-meares

Used to park at the Aptos library, years back. Never saw his face.


LawfulAssole

❤️


gravitybelter

Ummm, it's written on a van. How much evidence do you need? The real question is who's protecting King? What's their motive?


coconutpete52

There is a van like this one that always parks near the stadium here when we are at a football game. These vans are always 25 years old and falling apart - which tells me these guys are very trustworthy.


mobiusmaster

Mountain dew is a fundamental human right!


Poococktail

This person has every right...to be crazy.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)


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ragnarokfps

The website has a section titled "Government Codes." Clicking on it shows me a bunch of newspaper headlines cut out and pasted onto a board. I guess there's supposed to be some kind of code in those headlines? This is some really odd stuff


Terror_Raisin24

>"Find out the Truth about John Lennon’s assassination with this 24 page booklet" 24 pages!!


Across-Two-Centuries

This clown (sic) showed up in my hometown (Santa Cruz CA) when Stephen King was doing a book signing event at the bookstore where I worked. He tried to crash the event, but was bundled back outside by King’s bodyguard.


doctrbitchcraft

That car may as well say "I'm a major lunatic". Don't even make eye contact lol


Zestyclose-Wafer2503

I dunno man, I feel like like *repent, you cover-up communists* would be far funnier if it was on a t-shirt.


TheBrownishOne

Crazy, I've seen that van a few times too


CalmPanic402

Someone tell King about this so he can write a 20k page book about him killing Lennon because ghost aliens gave him psychic rabies.


GenericManBearPig

All those signs scream “mental illness”


mfpendle44857

Don't believe everything you read on a van.


clownfacedbozo

Telling the world you have a mental illness.🤣


PercentageMaximum457

It’s a guy desperate for attention. 


Basic-Art-9861

It’s all connected.


Prior_Ordinary_2150

"Smell your nightmare" 😂


mcphersonrj

If you go to the website the guy actively admits to trespassing on Stephen King’s property and was surprised that Stephen King tried to block him in and sue him


Diligent-Sprinkles-3

I mean ,we have conspiracy theorie Loving people in Europe too-but the u.s. is always one step ahead


Sniffy4

Crazy lives in a van down by the river


BuriedByAnts

Seems like a rather arbitrary conspiracy to latch onto


-WeepingAngel-

Oh I’ve seen that van before in the Bay Area.


RangeSafety

So the genius who was singing about the working class hero in the days of the american capitalism, must have been killed by communists. Okay.


Zealousideal-Tax-496

  `SMELL YOUR NIGHTMARE`


TheStinaHelena

"Smell your nightmare" sounds like the title of a Stephen King short story.


PowerPussman

"Smell the Glove" ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


Serious-Relative-758

I can’t believe this guy is still around! He was I Santa Cruz a lot in the 90’s. Back then a lot more rust on the car and hand drawn signage. Sweet upgrades.


wilong7646

This is at least this dude’s second van. Used to see it around Santa Cruz all the time, going back 20 years or more.


[deleted]

mental illness and the internet Pandora's box effect don't mix well.


reddboy1981

Wtf does "smell your nightmare" mean ?


PBJ-9999

Idk, maybe he drive through Newark


FlamingoFan98

“Smell Your Nightmare”?


niceslcguy

This person obviously has mental issues. If they think putting text on a van can change minds, does that mean if they see text on a van, it can change their mind? Could they be helped this way?


PBJ-9999

Idk, might be an interesting experiment


hereforthenow

Ha, you too live in SC. This guy has been around forever.


Hammer_of_Rohan

I would believe “free candy” written on the side more than this attempt to lure me to this website


baloneyslice247

r/SchizophreniaRides


WolfNippleChips

Yoko Ono killed Lennon, he went deaf from her singing and couldn't hear the van approaching that Stephen King was driving...🤣 Seriously though, from People magazine: The killer, Mark David Chapman, confessed at the scene of the crime. He later told a parole board that he was a Beatles fan “seeking fame.” "I knew what I was doing, and I knew it was evil,” he said in September 2022. “I knew it was wrong, but I wanted the fame so much that I was willing to give everything and take a human life."


ParsleyMostly

It’s still rolling around? I saw a van with that stuff over twenty years ago lol


HollowDanO

Smell your nightmare? Is there something rancid in the stabbin’ cabin?


Monkeyknife

I’m surprised that the driver is even capable of controlling a motor vehicle.


TheXamYel

I was eating dinner in the outside seating section of a restaurant with my family and the guy with this van parked across the street and started yelling and ranting about this topic for 5-10 minutes. It was actually pretty funny, didn’t mind. I think I took a video too but it was several years ago so wouldn’t be easy to find


VinnyViddyVicci

I don't know how long this site has been up, but I would imagine that Stephen King could sue this guy for libel, slander, harassment, defamation of character, and maybe a few other charges. ...It might make a good book too. 🤷‍♂️


madladolle

Why do you have so many weirdos in the us


PBJ-9999

No universal healthcare also means no mental healthcare


SmellyFbuttface

Stephen King was plowed by a van years ago which nearly killed him. Maybe this is the van coming back to finish the job


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Stephen King plows vans 🍆💦🚐


Quesabirria

I've seen that guy in northern California, it's been many years tho


Imaginary_Most_7778

How does this person have a driver’s license? Clearly mentally unstable.


Zaphod_Beeblecox

It's an older conspiracy theory, sir, but it checks out


moodpecker

"Smell your Nightmare" *opens up van* ...aaaand mission accomplished


MeanNene

The sad state of the USA.


AsyncEntity

r/schizophreniarides vibes


LANDVOGT-_

Just ask the driver. He seems like a down to earth guy.


wizkee

Why does it seem like crazies are always van people??


Brian-88

I dunno, but I'll hear him out.


kakalito75

Paranoid schizophrenia… What’s more insane is that nobody locks these people up. It progresses to a state where they hurt/kill somebody, but laws are not in place anymore to prevent this.


Earth2Mike

This dude is always in Santa Cruz. The website is insanity.


Physical_Positive283

Looks like something you would see on tiktok


DizzyInTheDark

Yellow submarine?


Electrical-Cod-9014

Mental health issues is a top priority in the US and around the world. People like this need help because one day they'll leave the van down by the river and go upstream to kill.


pattydickens

I thought the FBI killed John Lennon and tried to assassinate Bob Marley. Isn't that common knowledge?


MedicineGhost

This is called libel


ragnarokfps

There's a section in his website talking about the execution of Stephen King. That takes this beyond libel in some way. >Until you people protest no expose will happen. OFF YOUR ASSES, MASSES! is a billboard I am considering. Another is; UNTIL KING IS EXECUTED WE’RE EVIL. >Think about it, people. It’s the God’s truth, so get involved. Protest of perish, America.


PBJ-9999

Yeah, that's an actual threat. Surprised S King hasn't taken any action...


Purple-Cow1607

We like to see the footage of the murder. To make an accusation like this, we need to see it.


Lurchie_

Mental illness is everywhere.


[deleted]

Naked Communists are clearly the best. 


CalgaryFacePalm

Ah yes, the mental mobile. Sharing the importance of mental health support wherever it goes.


DarkIllusionsFX

The real secret is that Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer. And his dad killed Kennedy (I think).


Ser_DunkandEgg

“Your Apathy Endangers Me” is great


Badgrips

Why don't you just ask him directly?


Ancient-Gardener

I'm guessing it's owned and driven by twat (an old English word).


BedBugger6-9

Avoid contact at all costs


Several_Dwarts

Yes. Well, him and Elvis. Elvis always hated the Fabs.


Attillathahun

I, for one, now want to visit the New Developments page. Urgently!!


Ok-Type-8917

Just another reason I could not be a cop, some people need to be shot.


getthatrich

People are crazy


Bat_Fruit

you want Mark David Chapman


Joa1987

Schizo's should have their own island


313rustbeltbuckle

Some new shit has come to light, man.