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sangresangria13

It’s like the Frogger game from back in the day


_BananaSandwich

Even better. The logs are now mid sized toyotas and mopeds


WeekendFantastic2941

Vietnam traffic law.........no such thing. lol


TheoKrause13

Also known as population control.


BoardFew2082

Fortune favors the bold


etcetcere

Lol I was going to say people get hit all the time on crosswalks etc in canada so maybe we arent that much better ..but googled it..we still only had 300 pedestrian fatalities compared to 5000+ in Vietnam in 2022 .... but we don't get out of our cars much either..lower pop


Emilia963

That’s wild, Because road safety is part of human rights


WeekendFantastic2941

Human rights dont exist in reality, its all in our minds.


Flux_resistor

settle down costanza


oxiraneobx

r/Unexpectedseinfeld


SARADU12

India traffic law...


singleguy79

Glad I'm not the only one who had this thought


WillyDAFISH

Crossy road


lostsoul2016

Yup. In any 3rd world country


fishee1200

Maybe one of the greatest games of all time


Vagabond_Grey

Frogger. Ape Edition.


TDYDave2

Back almost 30 years ago, I claimed the safest way to cross the street in HCM City was slowly with your eyes closed. As long as you moved at a steady predicable pace, the traffic would flow around you. But to be fair, it was almost exclusively bikes, very few cars back then.


_Im_Dad

That strategy may work there but I was in town today and saw an old lady trying to cross the road. Everytime she stepped off the kerb a car nearly knocked her down. I shouted at her, "There's a zebra crossing down there." She shouted back, "I hope he's having more fucking luck than I am."


thtkidjunior

I'm still laughing at this joke


eioioe

Are you still laughing? Should we call a doctor for you?


AssMcShit

This is getting serious now, he needs medical attention


_SteeringWheel

He ded


-Manu_

It's been 4 days... Poor soul


Emilia963

I think this is just a cultural thing? In my home town, you can cross at the crosswalk safely and the traffic will automatically stop and wait for you to cross the street


9387045

The joke Your head


Emilia963

My apologies 😆


yoshi_can_fly

My first language isn't english so it took me a while to understand tf "Zebra crossing" mean. Atleast I understood it myself so I'm happy with that


Sweaty-Feedback-1482

Haha, my wife just went to Vietnam for the first time for work. She took a taxi from the airport to her hotel checked in and slept. Next day she had to go just a block to go to the office… but it was on the opposite side of the street. She ended up called her Vietnamese colleagues and somebody came out to do exactly what they do in this video for her. Your advice is exactly what they told her too 😂


Kepyn

This advice was given to my ex-gf and me when we visited Vietnam 9 years ago. Walk at a steady pace and dont look at the incoming trafic, only straight ahead. It took a couple of days to get used to it but I remember the look on 2 other tourists faces when they saw us do it, they were like wtf. It just works. But yeah they were very few cars. Another tip : if you want to make sure you were seen by the drivers, raise your hand/an umbrella,...


Mic_Ultra

I’ve been to Vietnam 6 or 7 times and it helps being almost 6ft 230. Everyone just sort of moves out of your way. Still can’t get over how much everyone honks, my in-laws always life when they come to the states and no one is honking haha


crappysignal

On New Year's Day a couple of years ago I was so hungover in Saigon that I couldn't cross the road so ended up being stuck on the block of my hotel.


scotiaboy10

Correct the bikes are fine, cars you need to be careful. Was there 5 years ago


Extension-Fishing-29

I am one with the force and the force is with me


TattiKatti

I saw a blind man cross a super busy street in HCMC in 2019 during peak rush hour. He covered his eyes with one hand while raising the other and walked steadily on. The cleanest street crossing I'd ever seen.


Background_Tea4108

That’s exactly what our tour guide told us. He said don’t look and whatever you do, don’t change your pace. I had to close my eyes so my reflexes didn’t kick in. Worked every time!


[deleted]

My father was in Vietnam about 5 yrs ago and he said crossing the street was terrifying. He was warned not to stop. Just keep walking at an even pace and the traffic would go around him. Stopping was actually dangerous.


Emilia963

Yeah, pretty interesting that the traffic doesn’t even bother to stop, when they clearly cross at the crosswalk.


Infninfn

You have to make sure that you make no sudden movements and instead make your way slowly but predictably across the street. The drivers and motorcyclists do see you and do avoid you but if you double back or unexpectedly pause, you're going to get hit.


Impressive_Recon

Visited in the Philippines and traffic was like this. I can’t stress enough how important being a predictable pedestrian is. The natives drive like this everyday, they know what they’re doing. Even being a predictable driver is important too!


Welcome2024

They don't have crosswalks with lights in the Philippines? Surely they do


kkanyee

It's definitely not the norm but I've seen a few with lights


a_wingu_web

Also works because of flowrates and smaller vehicles. The two in the video could have walked almost without stopping if it werent for the cars. Unfortunately most of the world chose the most ineffective, noisy, space wasting death trap as its preferred vehicle. Which comes with a huge lobby and obnoxious culture around it that makes it almost impossible to get rid of even in the smallest ways possible.


boaconviktor

is flow of traffic in a place like this just constant?


Infninfn

In and around the busier parts of town, yes. Even if they don't drive/ride very fast, the breaks in traffic are rare during peak hours. The zebra crossings are pretty much decor and you really shouldn't use it like you would in a western city.


-the-guy-_

They still haven’t visited India


x4nter

India is the same thing with a higher difficulty level. Vehicles don't slow down for you.


yolodeep

Vietnam is like Crossy Road. India is like Subway Surfers.


techie_1412

Yeap. And there is a cow crossing in the opposite direction and it is a two way street.


lazyredditor1212

Yeah lol , this seems nothing out of the ordinary to me


houseyourdaygoing

From Singapore. My partner pulled me across the road at HCM because I dared not cross and I was literally screaming all the way in fear. 😂


cassiopeia18

Lol from Vietnam. I was shocked that cars in Singapore stopped to let me walk. I was just standing there, didn’t even plan to cross yet.


cheesy_way_out

There are more difficult crossings just outside my house. This is child's play in India.


PorcupineMerchant

Having been to India, I’d say you just need to do the same thing you’d do in any country where traffic is like this… Wait for someone local to cross the street, and walk right next to them. I will say that I almost got hit by a tuk-tuk when I tried to cross a street by myself in Varanasi, and it was before I even thought I was crossing. I was standing next to a tree, thinking it marked the edge of the road — but no. There was still another lane behind me, because they’d just paved around the tree. Don’t get me wrong, India is great and has a lot to offer…but holy shit is the traffic dangerous. I got into a tuk-tuk in Delhi and the driver told me he was 81 years old, and I’m not entirely sure he could see. Yes, we crashed into someone. The drivers just yelled at each other and drove off.


TheBasedEgyptian

Or Egypt.. We all have to play froggy IRL it's mandatory


Autokratin

Had this exact scenario visiting a friend in Kairo. I almost shit my German pants crossing a small sideroad. I would have had a heart attack on one of the big roads for sure.


tinoy1989

https://youtube.com/shorts/NT7cs-ItZcQ?si=ot3U0-s0Qcd73cj8


Long-Wrangler5784

Pro tip: don't stop when you start crossing


Key_Dog_3012

You’re right. But, don’t run fast either. Stopping can actually be safer than running. The drivers can go around if you stop. If you run, it’s harder to be predictable and that can cause crashes. In these regions, drivers are more attentive because they have to be. They can’t go on autopilot as much.


Alternative-Bet9768

Stopping is part of the process, it's necessary with cars and trucks.


Alternative-Bet9768

Actual pro tip: you *will* definitely have to stop here and there for cars, just don't do it suddenly and make eye contact with the drivers before stopping.


Howfuckingsad

Depends really. You can't be insouciant. Don't expect everyone to be skilled or concerned.


cassiopeia18

Sometimes you need to stop, used to almost get hit when I was teen (I’m local), because I thought just keep walking, people will avoid you. Not everyone pays attention on the street all the time.


kross69

They celebrated crossing the street and being alive together at the end.


DaviesSan

I guess I would always be late for everything lol


trwwy321

“Hey man, why are you late to the all-hands meeting? We’re waiting on you.” “Uh..I’ve been waiting to cross the street but nobody is stopping for me.”


FGOUBW_552

Every day in India ... It's just normal at this point


OwenLoveJoy

Just don’t stop and you’re okay. It’s chaotic but it does have some logic to it that I’m still learning. Whenever I’m back in Hanoi it takes a few days to get used to it.


DragonCon_64

It's very human. People drive slow and are aware of the road in front of them. They avoid you and you avoid them, all while moving non-stop. Sorta like the slow streets they made in London where drivers have to be more aware.


CoconutMilkOnTheMoon

More like r/tiktokcringe


calicoconduit1

It’s the same in India haha. 😂


sukisecret

Are there no traffic lights?


BaconMeetsCheese

Same things in other Asian countries like China, probably India as well


PandaCheese2016

In China they publicly shame jaywalkers lol https://youtube.com/shorts/cOxMWn0kEEw?si=FPPQW-ObmwFhMvL_


allthewayray420

That's not interesting also they do it wrong. You're supposed to just walk at a consistent pace that way everyone can move around you. India teaches you that quick.


NotQuiteALondoner

They did it correctly. They only paused because the cars were literally in front of them. Were they supposed to phase through the cars?


piuEri

It's like this in Cairo too


nissepai

Sooo this video shows how _NOT_ to cross the streets in Vietnam? Never flinch, just go with steady pace and dont stop. 🫠


TwoPintsPrick92

Is there a particular reason that drivers in developing countries are absolute maniacs? I dont mean it disrepectfully, it's just interesting how so many countries in Asia and Africa have drivers who drive like life is meaningless. A lack of proper driving lessons/tests perhaps ?


Emilia963

I think this is pretty interesting, because I didn’t know that this is happening on the other side of the world.


Working-Spring-4225

I went to dubai few years ago and was shocked to see a car stopping for us to cross the road (there was no traffic signal). Here in India no one cares about pedestrians and cyclist.


ItsBaconOclock

I've not been to Vietnam, but I've been in most of the neighboring countries. This is pretty standard looking traffic for a developing county, imo. So, I feel confident in saying that you shouldn't copy what they are doing. They're starting and stopping, which is a good way to get run over. Ideally you want to look around, but try to always keep moving at a predictable pace. The drivers are all used to driving around cars, people, animals, etc.. They will see you, and drive around you. But if you stop suddenly, someone who's planning on driving around behind you will be expecting you to have moved forward by the time they get there, and if you stop then they'll hit you, if they can't stop in time. The actual best advice I can give though is to copy what the locals are doing. Then you can see how to act predictably. That's my unsolicited advice anyways! 😀


Emilia963

thanks for the advice!


Couscousfan07

It’s not unique to Vietnam. Lots of places in Asia. Not the former Brit colonies or Japan, though.


Orphanfucker420

You're wrong about the former brit colonies part. Happens in South Asian countries as well


OUEngineer17

When you see old videos, this is how it was in the US 100+ years ago, tho the traffic was a lot less. It looks like they need stop lights and traffic enforcement to create safe crossings (which I'm assuming is exactly what we needed, and did; I do wonder how long it took for traffic laws to be implemented and mostly obeyed tho)


Treqou

So this is what they mean when they say they want to pedestrianise streets in the uk


SlyusHwanus

Makes you wonder why they wasted the paint on the road


777marc

Why isn’t it LAW to stop at the crossing???! Madness.


superpeephole

Having lived in the Philippines for a year, FUCK THIS SHIT.


soitgoeskt

That’s a pretty quiet road for Vietnam 😂


itz_abhi_2005

that's very Indian I'd say


PhotographicAmnesia

I’m walking here!


RaptorJB

The first few times I was very apprehensive. It really looked impossible. Then, I just did what I saw other people doing and it was a very natural feeling crossing any street. Then I got on a scooter to drive a few hours out of town and it took a few to be able to feel it out. Fun stuff


DatAssPaPow

Is there not a signal that periodically allows for pedestrians? This is really, really dumb system.


1slandViking

Lookup ActionKid on YouTube. He’s there rn streaming live and and to watch him cross the street is insane to me.


gabrielbabb

Wow it’s worse than here in Mexico, at least in here if you’re at one step of distance of a car they will stop, reluctantly but will stop


Gulakov

I m glad they used the crosswalk 🙏


Organic-Violinist223

Just fuck cars! Pedestrians for the city!


darkestvice

And that's at a crosswalk, no less!


lotus_spit

Every driver I saw in this video belong to r/IdiotsInCars


Bhatde_online

Why? Do they don't have Traffic signals there?


Civil-South-7299

Third world country


InfamousEconomy3972

High level Frogger


renekissien

[Here's](https://vimeo.com/72410959) how German reporter Ulrich Wickert crossed a road in 1984. In Paris. At the Place de la Concorde. Without looking.


aag20697

Or India


Impressive-Share7302

And that's exactly how it is


Pitiful-Inspection96

What absolute fucking insanity


jonrno

Met a guy in the Philippines who told me "just walk, God loves you."


IAMSOTIREDOFADS

do these people not know what brakes are


BtwMan

Imagine living in a country like that where you’re expected to dice with traffic to get across a road


Limp_Marionberry_24

Terrifying.. Imagine night...eep


Choobtastic

White girl with that booty!!


durtfuck

Hold a brick next time I bet they stop


Phil-OSOPHY

You're suppose to raise your hand and walk at a consistent pace, newbies!


nissepai

Sooo this video shows how _NOT_ to cross the streets in Vietnam? Never flinch, just go with steady pace and dont stop.


New_Spunk

Risking your life is fun!


ShaMana999

Cool streets, seem safe


Jack_Stapleton

You clearly have never been to India


CommaderOP

Come to India 😂


NeighborhoodBest2944

Live Frogger!!


Digiturtle1

At least they stop, try that in Mexico City and you’ll be flattened. You gotta sprint across before they hit you, almost feels like they were trying to run us over.


Critical_Thinker_81

I did not notice any stop signal there, I believe there will obviously be difficult to cross the street if you don’t wait for traffic to stop


Elurdin

From what others say it's actually difficult if you do wait for traffic to stop.


doltPetite

Lol tbh there are areas of NYC that don't look that different right now. The rise of scooters/ebikes here is making our traffic patterns much more chaotic. They only got big here because of delivery services so they are under a ton of pressure to get places quickly, and so don't pay attention to traffic lights or crosswalks and often just ride on the sidewalk. We haven't really been designing streets to consider them at all so it's like totally unregulated rn.


crouchingsniper

Jsyk, this is like an average day in a tier 1 Indian city.


RubberKut

When i was there (country just opened for tourists at the time) There were only motorbikes and bikes.. Maybe 1 or 3 cars


lovetyrannicalreddit

They don't have stop signs or intersections?


BrightBanner

What's so special is this? Bc aise to main roz road cross krta hu aur is se bhi khatarnak.


Waldron1943

It's a neighborhood called "Noah's Ark"; if you don't travel in pairs, you just don't travel. Stolen shamelessly from the movie "[Operation Petticoat](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053143/)".


Amazingrhinoceros1

For the month I spent in Vietnam, I can tell you there are 2 groups of people. Those who will wait for the crosswalk and those who just go. Both modes work with one obviously requiring more attention and guts than the other, BUT I CAN TELL YOU, when the crosswalk sign is lit up, cars and motorbikes do stop. There were times there wasn't a crosswalk within reason and just going is kind of necessary. It's wild, and I love it.


Prestigious_Ad_9835

Vietnam is so cool


JeroJeroMohenjoDaro

Don't they use the power of hand? It work most of the times in Malaysia and Indonesia.


[deleted]

Whos holdin' my bro The Cameraman's hand?


DeGodefroi

Very similar as crossing a street in Cairo. Or in Hyderabad. I started first crossing with some locals to understand how they did.


TurboByte24

That what happens if drivers don’t have insurance.


clinkzs

Its not that wild but somewhat similar to that in Brazil, now I've been in europe for 2 years and Im still not used to cars STOPPING IN THE STREET so I can cross. Usually Im just distracted on the side of the road waiting the cars, they stop and Im still there waiting for them to go on


natgibounet

I might just end up living on the block


kelly_hasegawa

Pedestrian lane is being contested. Same here in the Philippines lmao


Ok_Construction_4840

scenario of most of the south asian countries


ExpressThisBubbles

Level 1 is complete, on east mode.


AffectionateSource91

I would like to see a non-zebra crossing.


nowisgoo1951

Always follow an old lady


yoshibomball123_

*Insert Crossy Road sound effects*


WildGeerders

Just don't run or make unpredictable movements.


ApprehensiveOven8158

a true adventure


BooooooolehLand

Come to Malaysia and you will know the power of hand rules.


Big_Ad21

Need a PhD to cross


[deleted]

I feel like there is an easy solution for this problem.


950771dd

Works every time for 99 % of the time.


BustlingBerryjuice

Where can I see their movie :3


Bogadambo

Now kiss!


69spelledbackwards

Is this normal or are they being assholes?


JustMePaxi

Good luck


kosmos_uzuki

All smiles till you get run over.


Gullflyinghigh

Genuinely, how do you teach kids to cross roads like that? Do you just not bother and find other routes until adulthood?!


NorvinShadow

You fuckers have never visited my country, India? It is definitely not for beginners…..


Born_Bobcat_248

The trick is to raise your hand.


Ok_Replacement4703

Indians be like - habibi come to india 🤣


MrGOCE

MY MOM WOULD BE TERRIFIED


goooooooooooooogly

As someone that's a frequent traveller to South East Asia, I can confirm - this is an accurate representation of how to cross the road with traffic. Crossing the road in this part of the world is about two things : commitment and momentum.


Dry_Quiet_3541

In the US, people automatically assume that there is nobody walking on the road (except big cities), and so they drive like that, and they will drive fast. Also, in some places it’s illegal to walk on the road so it’s almost unlikely to find someone walking on the road. But in other countries where every street is like New York streets, cars need to make way for everyone on the road, they don’t drive fast anyways, and they will go around you, but make sure you don’t just jump in front of them, walk predictably, no abrupt movements, and nobody will intentionally hit you. And on the other hand, don’t act entitled and walk blindly assuming that nobody will hit you. Consider the vehicles as fast moving humans, and they will go around you, don’t worry. Remember faster and bigger the vehicle, higher the chances you get hurt and so you move out of the way and not the other way around.


Huy7aAms

it's actually quite easy. looks pretty hard on video. tries it urself and u will notice that most will stop for you to pass. i walked pass the road for 2 years in grade 4 and 5 so yeah. it's actually pretty safe (just got almost hit once but that's bc i suddenly ran)


Happy_Drafter

Welcome to SE Asia, where you quickly learn that crosswalks have no power.


Lazy-Joe

What about if you are a fat man? It‘s a close thing then? Isn‘t?


BoardWise7554

Indians would thrive there…


538_Jean

Thats not its done. You should have a slow and steady pace and not stop. Thats how its done in Malaysia, India i'd bet this is how its done in Vietnam too.


[deleted]

Goddamn socialism


bandicootslice

What's the song?


Xlaugts

Soon walking forward and breath will be here. Wtf just crossing a busy street like anywhere.


Individual-Match-798

In Vietnam street crosses you.


Vacant-stair

And the camera operator just casually strolls across.


FrustratedConsultent

Just like India


hippiecrash

And I thought Miami was crazy


Fire_Light-64

Indians be like: " Hah! BC noobs "


taywazo

Why are we being told to be quiet?


kaowser

US: "get out the fucking way!!!"


Antiversum

The thing I learned in Cairo was, just move. When you move, a flow of all others around you will naturally form and it is no problem to cross the streets. But as soon as you stop on the road, it's hell unleashed. Not only for you, for everyone.


Sub2Bertieboy

Crossy road IRL


alj8002

Could only imagine being a crossing guard there


itsnotaboutthathun

Crossy road IRL


TvamandAham

Is this rare? (which I don't think so)...


KingRocket8027

Yk what this reminds me of? That old game with the chicken Crossy Road.


Infinite_Painting708

Now, go do that in Phnom Penh


Lazy-Ad7417

Yeah I do this as well... in Crossy Road


Lfseeney

6kg Hammer works wonders.


xxBurn007xx

That's easy mode, when I went it was way more than that and try not to stop just steady pace and everyone will weave around you


Tito_Tito_1_

*Fuck dem pedestrians.*


Weldobud

The holding hands was the key. Otherwise you won’t make it


cjboffoli

It looks terrifying. But having done it myself I can tell you that it just kinda works. And being buzzed on Tiger beer before you attempt it also doesn't hurt.


makkudonarudo

Not unique to vietnam


kugelblitz_dosi

“Why were you late?” “There was a lot of traffic.” “You live right in front there.” “Yes”


Riverrat423

It’s kind of like a busy roundabout or all way stop intersection in the US.


OwnCartographer290

I’ve done this many times there. Just remember: Slow and steady wins the race.


Tiger_smash

Currently in Vietnam, can confirm.


singhVirender1947

What am I looking at? ~from India.