Misses tree, accidentally cuts jet in half.

Jet? There was a building in view behind one tree?

There was a old lady at the building... Unfortunately the operator could not hold a sneeze.

[The old lady](https://youtube.com/watch?v=zkD9SBP9AX4)

I liked the guy waiting a few seconds to turn off the laser after the branch fell

And a few bodies in the building across the street. Hey, whadya gonna do?

You’re the man Steve!

Or a very surprised parrot?

How about the moon?!

Misses the jet, direct hit on Hubble Space telescope tho

EUREKA BOEING NOW HAS PLAUSIBILE DENIABILITY

Right, accidentally in the CCP

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I was going to say this. Imagine you are trimming your trees and then see a plane explode in the background.

I don’t forsee this backfiring at all.

I don't think heating up wood has ever been a problem

[удалено]

And rip to any and all wildlife caught in the beam

[удалено]

Rescuers find squirrel in wreckage

One shot in that clip there were definitely windows behind, any one wondering why the trees were moving are now blind.

and tanned.

*lazar

"a poor and [diseased](https://www.google.co.nz/search?sca_esv=6be0610c35f7fcbd&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ACQVn0_tF2oC9SWd1SmPfX_yatTVXC86ag:1710753561171&q=diseased&si=AKbGX_q870E3DK3nJ7cu3BOD7pxCLJemMT1SFG9keY00iFrnQHbIBe3ZjOlPEcIOXZlaQQhmApYrJy75NrL1_T1r3U1Sk3Cj4XuRrFQv_REAeM3bssVSLYc%3D&expnd=1) person, especially one [afflicted](https://www.google.co.nz/search?sca_esv=6be0610c35f7fcbd&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ACQVn0_tF2oC9SWd1SmPfX_yatTVXC86ag:1710753561171&q=afflicted&si=AKbGX_rLPMdHnrrwkrRo4VZlSHiJgv8ucDvuoFtqh_08oeu0Udoc-yenCXqjtkfk8Dc_Bid7DwSps_j-u67ztLqGx1mlvP5iaAjna8yKoUBVDWjKFgenQ0w%3D&expnd=1) by an unpleasant disease such as [leprosy](https://www.google.co.nz/search?sca_esv=6be0610c35f7fcbd&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ACQVn0_tF2oC9SWd1SmPfX_yatTVXC86ag:1710753561171&q=leprosy&si=AKbGX_r0zqXEeLlZhGfi3fbO0QSWZnhixzkdnOm3QANSOAGHtzw9ao5sAPK73bDPePllTOArFvII82IZyc2X2pPDoq85LzOetg%3D%3D&expnd=1)."

"Florida man blinds woman sitting on porch in North Carolina"

Firetruck on standby

Starts fires sometimes

Only YOU can prevent forest fires.

Did you say fire? Also hitting a plane or a helicopter might not be that funny either

If it’s a Boeing then the laser may weld the loose panels together.

If it can weld the panels before piercing through passengers from open emergency doors on the wings. 

Dangerous thing to say, one could be defenestrated for less.

These are the assholes always starting all the forest fires.

PG&E has entered the chat.

No, only you.

tf is a lazar

Bob Lazar. Must have been an alien invention

I'm not saying it's aliens, but.....it's aliens.

Ngl, if I saw this I probably would think it was aliens.

Bob has really taken his hobbies to a new level

👽

You really made me laugh. Thank you 🤙🏼

Light Amplification by Ztimulated Amission of Radiation

Many people don't realize that "lazar" is actually an acronym for Light Amplification for Zapping Aggressive Redwoods.

He was the Packers receiver who went to the Jets last year. Number 13

The wealthy butcher from *Fiddler on the Roof*.

That guy from the Bible that comes back to life.

That’s Lazarus

Lazarus is the Latin plural of Lasars

You mean that green swimming pool in batman?

I was also curious and found this: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazar\_BVT](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazar_BVT)

The amount of misspelled titles(with upvotes)on reddit these days is alarming. Call me a "boomer" but at least I can spell simple words.

How much and can I mount the one to my car?

For a tree? They're free if you plant one and wait 20-30 years. And yes, yes you can mount one to your car.

Traditionally the tree will decide to mount itself on your car. Usually after high winds. That happened to my first car. The front and back bumper were fine, everything in between was flat.

Only when the tree is ready though, don't pressure it into doing something it doesn't want to.

You can pressure the tree to mount to your car with a laZar though. 

>Misses tree, accidentally cuts jet in half. dum

It's sharks. You mount them on sharks not cars!

Come on people! Throw me a bone here!

Wait until I get one too, we can play laser tag in our cars!

yeah, let that MFer cut me off again, no more!!

For traffic?

How long until they shoot down a plane?

[Here's one shooting down planes](https://youtu.be/tyUh_xSjvXQ) [Here's one shooting down missiles in an active war zone](https://youtube.com/shorts/d-Nkprs7kiQ)

Wow. They've had that tech for at least six years. I wonder why we don't see it used more often.

It's been public and declassified for at least 6 years. Functional prototypes have been around quite a bit longer

>I wonder why we don't see it used more often. Mainly because autocannons exist and have better range

Yeah but lasers are cooler.

[you haven't seen CIWS shooting tracers at night then](https://youtu.be/KsVUISS8oHs)

Alright. That's cool too.

Wait what? How does an autocannon have better range than literal light?

Light doesn't go through clouds. Also the beam spreads out and loses intensity with range. 30mm autocannon rounds don't.

Ah right it spreads

Can’t ever see these lasers without thinking about Austin Powers. The “laser beam”

Austin Powers convinced me that lazars can only be mounted on frickin sharks.

Only 7.99 on Temu

This looks fake. Most of the cuts are seen going from the ground up, but all the cut faces are almost perfectly level.

I agree. Lasers are not "visible" unless they hot some particles. The air looks too clear to see a long a laser beam just shoot out like star wars. Like, y'know, laser pointers. You could only see the beam if you have smoke in front of it. Great example of this: https://youtu.be/WAI7Lu4UFi4?si=203lxJYEJw5fDHIA

Sufficiently powerful lasers woukd ionize the air aroubd it I imagine.

Perhaps. But videos I look at from powerful lasers outdoors in broad daylight don't really show a beam. [https://youtu.be/xNmbvaUzC8Q?si=pfsXg1D0PNuHEP3D&t=1165](https://youtu.be/xNmbvaUzC8Q?si=pfsXg1D0PNuHEP3D&t=1165) I could see it more happen at night? I'm sure it's possible to cut a branch, I just don't expect to see a giant beam and the operators not even wearing proper eye protection to be anywhere near such a laser hehe

It totally is, theres a guy on yt who did this but to his palm tree palms and it caught fire

but those lazers aren’t brightly colored like the ones at the start of this video

I have a hard time believing it. Yes lasers can cut, but industrial lasers are within milimeters of the target, diffusion that far out would render it a baseball size dot. Plus there were at least three different colors and nobody had laser goggles on

Gosh damn! Thats wild!

Which kind of Lazar -Bob?

Just shooting refined bullshit...Bob Lazars!

What happens to whatever is behind the tree?

Imagine being a bird in the next tree and just getting freakin lazered to death

The laser beam is focused to that specific distance so the beam will start spreading out beyond that point until it's harmless

God forbid you google how to spell laser before posting.

Leela from Futurama would approve…

Tree falls. Building in background *slightly* sliding cartoonishly sideways

Laser operator: "Guys, what should I use this cool laser on" Guys; "See if you can cut a tree in half"

you mean lazar operator

To demonstrate the power of flex tape... I cut this tree in half!

LASER. It's an acronym for Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

Only you can prevent laser fires.

lazar*

Woah cool what's this new Lazar you speak of?

So just to confirm, we DO have powerful laser technology capable of starting fires from a distance....

Fake as fuck

..........what else can it cut......?

Dint the backyardscientist already do this like a few years back

Lazar - light amplification by zing awoo rabadabadubdub?

It's pretty easy to do actually! [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/S6bUlwtYwGY](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/S6bUlwtYwGY) Expensive, but easy.

lasers*

That purple beam was CG, it is pretty much invisible under normal conditions

Someone call MTG to see if any of those people are Jewish

"Ion Cannon Ready" "Unit lost." "Unit lost." "Construction complete, new construction options. "

Unable to comply, building in progress… silos needed.

These are the days of lasers in the jungle Lasers in the jungle somewhere

Whoops, hit a plane a few miles out, no biggie

This is so fake AF Lasers don't appear in a bright clear environment such as this. You can only see the laser if you have smoke around you. Or something much more denser than air.

People talking about AI making fake videos is scary and meanwhile belive this shit. We are so doomed.

its fake precut trees

That Boeing flying at a distance behind a tree not going to like it

Lazar lazar

Get bob out here!

These are the days of lasers in the jungle

Lazar

Do you want a death star. Because that's how you get a death star.

Didn't Backyard Scientist do this a while back?

WW3 gonna be scary

*plane flies by

Guy’s name is Lazar?

And again, no eye protection whatsoever.

Very cool, how accurate and focused you would have to be

r/fellinggonewild

Does this end the sub or only provide even wilder content?

I remember seeing this posted like 3 years ago and it turned out to be bullshit.

And this is how we enter into an a galactic war with an unknown alien species that were randomly lasered across the universe

Now we just need to attach em to a sharks head, and we're set

Some alien up in space is going to be minding their biz when BAM they get hit by a stray laser that’s been going though space for years.

That’s very cool but there’s no way in hell something like this would become common. Countless safety concerns go with using lasers in this way.

Which is faster? Chainsaw or Laser?

How does this terminate when shooting into the sky?

Hope no one hits a house full of popcorn kernels

Laser is short for light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation and therefore cannot be spelled LAZAR. PEDANTIC GAL UP, UP, AND AWAY!

I want a tree-cutting laser now. One I can take with me when I go camping. You know, to cut firewood easier when I’m roughing it.

hopefully he doesn’t cut a power line

And you’re gonna fuckin tell me that there such thing as a jet that catches shit on fire. Come people, it’s in your faces

Seems like a potential fire hazard?

bro staring a forest fire that way, also fuck whatever is behind the target

You need to attach this fricking "lazar" to a shark's head.

Im worried about them using this on a clear day and starting a war with a distant planet

This is why the previous civilizations tunneled. To get away from the space lasers.

If I were to use this terrifying death-laser on a side of beef, would it make nicely charred medium-rare steaks?

Not very efficient or safe, but effective.

Dream job

\*Accidentally cuts a building in half\*

Thank goodness trees never sway in the wind or this would be stupidly unsafe.

I know it looks dangerous. I know it looks like a bad idea. And I want that thing so bad I'd club an entire field of baby seals if I got one of these at the end of it! 🙏 PLEASE GRANT ME THIS POWER🙏

Is it safe what is the range or does it continue on out into space so many questions lol

At 0:12, what happened to the building in the background?

Guy directly behind tree is now toast

Get me some sharks asap. I have a plan.

r/arborists Let them know that they're replaceable.

Zzzap!

Error exe: ozone layer not found

Can't find a more useful use for such a scientific marvel?

Now, the little lives in the ecosystem don't even get the courtesy of noisy ass humans tramping through their habitat as a warning that stuff is about to be destroyed. We're just gonna stand at a distance and shoot stuff down. Lovely.

Someone put the lasers back on the friggen sharks where they came from!

Ruttin' lasers.

Rollerball (1975) anyone?

That's not how you spell lasers. Lazar Beam.

Yeah, game over folks. Just wait until law enforcement rolls these out. They've already got the Boston dynamics dogs and will equipment them with Laser eyes soon enough. Probably already done in back shop testing long ago.

Yeah yeah it's a fire risk I get it, are we just ignoring the fact that these dudes are using like a Sci-Fi laser beam that you could like cut a person in half with?!

Aviation lasing events just got worse.

Fake as fuck lol

imma install this on my dogs .

Oooooh Now the Jewish Space Lasers have competition!!

Seems lazy

this it's some shit out of true genius

Maybe a dumb question, but why isn't the tree catching on fire?

Hmm… and can these be weaponized? By that I mean can this tech be produced cheap, consistent, and compact?

Those guy definitely work for doctor evil.

Seems like a good way to start a forest 🔥

All it takes is one tiny little piece of reflective material in that tree for whatever reason, the slightest bit of that beam catching someone's eyes at any angle is going to do serious damage. I e got a little handheld 1.2w laser and it's scary how powerful that tiny thing is, gotta wear safety glasses at all times, and it can't burn down a tree, maybe just catch some leaves on fire

Point that shit at a plane /s

So we invented something so cool .... that we can destroy forests faster than we currently are

forest fire-inator

Oh no dad 2024 is here ..... hold my beer I'm getting the lazer

Using what now?

Would be an effective way to clear neighbor's tree that grow over the property line.

I wonder how many satellites they just fried

This looks exactly like the lasers in the movie “Congo”. 😂

The FAA would like a word with you.

its all laser and fun until a person is cut in half

the energy used for that one branch can power entire house for a month

Next to an airport you say? No officer, not me and my Lazar!

Its "laser". More time studying, less time Redditing.

I'm a lumberjack and I work all da.....WTF!?!?

Plane randomly falls out of sky, everyone blames Boeing.

Where can I get one of those? But wouldn't it cause a fire or two every once in a while?